I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President (Audio CD)
Twelve-year-old Oliver Watson's got the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich. Or so everyone in Omaha thinks. In reality, Oliver's a mad evil genius on his way to world domination, and he's used his great brain to make himself the third-richest person on earth! Then Oliver's father and archnemesis makes a crack abou...more
We have an overprivileged, sociopathic white male who has a place in society, but lives a secret double life. Oliver doesn't eat anyone or fuck corpses or anything, but that doesn't make him any less interesting (well, perhaps a bit less).
Why is it that sociopaths are so interesting? I read a book a few years ago called The Sociopath Next Door. The author claimed that sociopaths make up something like five percent of the entire population. By that...more
Five stars of funny. One of my favorite bits: when Oliver defines Machiavelli as "An Italian who wrote an early self-help book."
At first I thought it would be most appreciated by younger adults, Daily Show fans, who would remember well the horrors of middle school and get a kick out of how Oliver manages to pass by and over them. It is completely over the top and...more
Sometimes, I see a book and the title interests me enough that I read it without question. The title of this book demanded that I read it.
Essentially, what we have here is an exercise in middle school level humorous sociopathy. That's not a value judgement, because it actually is pretty funny. I am absolutely not ashamed of how much amusement I got out of Oliver's use of the Electrolyzer, or the cigarette messages. But thi...more
By all appearances, Oliver Watson is just another dimwitted, overweight middle-school loser. But in fact, he is an evil genius who happens to be the 3rd richest man alive, has an army of minions to do his bidding, and has remodeled the school to suit his needs (i.e., an out of order toliet stall is actually a hidden movie t...more
Oliver, is without a doubt,...more
What I liked:
*Oliver, the anti-hero who lives mostly in a make believe (but is it really make believe?) world he has created for himself where he only appears dumb and socially awkward to cover up the fact that he's really a super genius who rules most of the world. Honestly, some of the things he could do in his world, like hit a secret button and have the water fountain dispense soda instead of w...more
I have to admit, though, I though Ollie was more cute and cuddly than psychopathic and evil, but that might be because he...more
I must say, although in the end I found the book’s humor to be a bit too mean-...more
The fact is, when I ascend to my throne -- and I will ascend to my throne -- life for the average person won't be much worse than it is now....more
Market this directly as an 'adult' read for Daly Show fans and it will fly off the shelves. Trade paperback po...more
Also endorsed by Jon Stewart, "Genius of Unspeakable Evil" gives not just the psyc...more
Actually, we really enjoyed I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, however, more than once we wondered what in the world we were reading. The rest of the time we were laughing wildly. Seriously, the narrator is a middle school boy, who happens to be the world’s premier mastermind bent on world domination. Oh, and little Oliver Watson doesn’t want anyone to know that he’s a geni...more
Besides, between jokes about modern literatu...more
I am not quite sure who it IS for to be honest with you. If I had to pick, I would say it is for kids who have been bullied and like...more
"I can assure her (but I won't) that the burglars didn't "just stroll" into the museum. This was a prec...more
And yet, he never realizes how wrong he is, despite the intelligence of which he is so proud. He never questions his beliefs; he revels in locking in opinions that close him off to the rest of the world.
I suppose that's all part of the "evil" thing, but it robbed me of any chance of connecting with the character.
And then, at the end, it actually tries...more
I am not quite sure who it IS for to be honest with you. If I had to pick, I would say it is for kids who have been bullied and like to...more
It is funny.
It is clever.
It is engrossing.
It is sincere.
It is intelligent. (Don't let "young adult" discourage you.)
It is a wonderful picture of middle school, with cringe-worthy descriptions of acne, farts, and projectile vomit.
But brave it is not. Most of the characters fit stereotypes and do not deviate from t...more
This is an extremely humorous story about a 12-year-old boy name named Oliver. Everyone including his parents knows Oliver, as a complete idiot, but little do they know he is truly a completely evil genius. He doesn’t let anyone know of his genius because of the...more
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I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President is his first novel. He lives in New York with his wife and family.
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Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of idiot.
A girl, for instance, will vote for a boy in an election, or go to a movie that's about a boy, or buy a book that features a boy hero (or villain). Boys are much less likely to return the favor. They can't wrap their feeble minds around the idea that this girl might have anything in common with them. It's like they can't recognize girls as human beings.”