I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President (Audio CD)
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Family Guy meets Election in this hilarious young adult debut!

Twelve-year-old Oliver Watson's got the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich. Or so everyone in Omaha thinks. In reality, Oliver's a mad evil genius on his way to world domination, and he's used his great brain to make himself the third-richest person on earth! Then Oliver's father and archnemesis makes a crack abou

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Published October 13th 2009 by Penguin Audio
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Caris
The obvious comparison here is American Psycho.

We have an overprivileged, sociopathic white male who has a place in society, but lives a secret double life. Oliver doesn't eat anyone or fuck corpses or anything, but that doesn't make him any less interesting (well, perhaps a bit less).

Why is it that sociopaths are so interesting? I read a book a few years ago called The Sociopath Next Door. The author claimed that sociopaths make up something like five percent of the entire population. By that...more
Mike Mullin
Let's fix Jon Stewart's cover blurb. Here's what he said, "If War and Peace had a baby with The Breakfast Club and then left the baby to be raised by wolves, this book would be the result." Here's what he should have said, "If Artemis Fowl had a baby with Diary of a Wimpy Kid and then left the baby to be raised by the Dursleys, this book would be the result."

Five stars of funny. One of my favorite bits: when Oliver defines Machiavelli as "An Italian who wrote an early self-help book."
Monica Edinger
Not sure quite how to rate this one so I won't. I thought most of it was hilarious, inventive, and fun to read, but I was confused by the ending and what young readers are suppose to come away with. Is it pure fun or is there a moral within all that dark irony?

At first I thought it would be most appreciated by younger adults, Daily Show fans, who would remember well the horrors of middle school and get a kick out of how Oliver manages to pass by and over them. It is completely over the top and...more
Michael
Twelve-year-old Oliver Wilson isn't the most popular kid in school, but he is the most powerful. Turns out that while he pretends to have the IQ of a grilled-cheese sandwich (his favorite sandwich), he's actually an evil genius with a vast empire that can control just about every aspect of his daily life. He's got special devices in the water fountains to he'll get chocolate shakes when he pushes a certain button, he's got a vast evil empire that can make all of his day to day problems seemingly...more
Jackie Doty-abbott
Oliver Watson is an overweight, dim witted, 12-year-old boy whose only joy in life is coming home to his mother's grilled cheese sandwiches. Actually this is just the cover that he uses to mask the fact that he is a malevolent genius and the third richest man in the world. Oliver runs his evil empire, unbeknownst to his parents, from a secret lair under his house. During school he is guarded by specially trained operatives that invisibly dispatch bullies, "motivate" the principal, and harass tea...more
Sesana
(Read this as a 3 1/2 star review, please. Curse the lack of half stars!)

Sometimes, I see a book and the title interests me enough that I read it without question. The title of this book demanded that I read it.

Essentially, what we have here is an exercise in middle school level humorous sociopathy. That's not a value judgement, because it actually is pretty funny. I am absolutely not ashamed of how much amusement I got out of Oliver's use of the Electrolyzer, or the cigarette messages. But thi...more
Abby
Okay, this book gets an extra star just for its awesome title alone. It earned those other 3 stars by making me laugh harder while reading than I've done in a very long time.

By all appearances, Oliver Watson is just another dimwitted, overweight middle-school loser. But in fact, he is an evil genius who happens to be the 3rd richest man alive, has an army of minions to do his bidding, and has remodeled the school to suit his needs (i.e., an out of order toliet stall is actually a hidden movie t...more
Moza M.S.T
Jul 12, 2011 Moza M.S.T rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: Cartoon lovers, lovers of comedy, lovers of hidden-meaning
Recommended to Moza by: My little sister
Shelves: lmao
My sister has been begging me to read this book. Every few minutes she told me that she felt sorry for me because I've deprived myself from reading the amazingness that is I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President. And she was right. so right. I've been deprived, actually deprived of the comedy, deprived of the hidden depth hidden in each character. I actually regret not tearing this book out of her hands the moment she offered it to me.

Oliver, is without a doubt,...more
Jennie
I liked this book, but I didn't love it as I thought I might when I was only a couple of pages in.

What I liked:
*Oliver, the anti-hero who lives mostly in a make believe (but is it really make believe?) world he has created for himself where he only appears dumb and socially awkward to cover up the fact that he's really a super genius who rules most of the world. Honestly, some of the things he could do in his world, like hit a secret button and have the water fountain dispense soda instead of w...more
Megan
Sep 18, 2010 Megan rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Megan by: Caris
Shelves: courier, 2010, fiction, kid, teen
Caris told me that he knew I would like this book, and he was right. I knew Oliver was my kinda guy as soon as I started reading it. Who, if blessed with the same genius and financial ability as our young psychopath, wouldn't use their power to make the water fountains dispense chocolate milk and root beer, or have a secret underground lair inside their house? I mean, come on.

I have to admit, though, I though Ollie was more cute and cuddly than psychopathic and evil, but that might be because he...more
Martha Davis
Normally I don’t read much contemporary young adult literature. Honestly, I can’t remember any I’ve read in the last couple of years. I read some along with my daughter when she was young but stopped as she got older. I couldn’t bring myself to read the “Twilight” series because the brooding vampire thing doesn’t really do it for me. The last brooding vampire I read about was Lestat and I lost interest in him after “The Vampire Lestat”. I would have read along with my son but he went from “Capta...more
Becca
There is a quote from John Stewart on the cover of this book that says, “If War and Peace had a baby with The Breakfast Club and then left the baby to be raised by wolves, this book would be the result. I loved it.” Quite an endorsement for a debut novel, I thought. Then again, author Josh Lieb is an executive producer for The Daily Show. Intrigued, I decided to find out for myself whether Stewart’s praise rings true.

I must say, although in the end I found the book’s humor to be a bit too mean-...more
Mike B
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Laura
The title kind of says it all, really. Oliver Watson is, in fact, a 12-year-old evil genius, complete with minions, who single-handedly runs the world (or at least several multi-national corporations, which is the same thing). But like most 12-year-old boys, his real ambition is to impress his aging hippie father, who likes to wax rhapsodic about the wonders of the democratic process. Presumably because 12-year-olds can't be United States Senators, Oliver runs for class president, but, because h...more
Amy
Jan 01, 2010 Amy rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: any bullied kid who fantasizes about comeuppances
Recommended to Amy by: Jon Stewart
Shelves: 2010-resolution
To the idiots who surround him at Gale Sayers Middle School, Oliver Watson is just a dumb little fat kid who puts strawberry jam on his baloney sandwiches. But in reality, Oliver is a malevolent supergenius with an underground lair, a love for Captain Beefheart, and the ability to overthrow foreign regimes on a whim. He's also a boy after my own evil heart:

The fact is, when I ascend to my throne -- and I will ascend to my throne -- life for the average person won't be much worse than it is now.
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Meghan
Oliver is a super-genius seventh grader, one of two billionaires living in Omaha, Nebraska. Because he is twelve, though, he has to hide his assets and appear unassuming. He disguises himself as a half-witted, fat, unpopular, dork. Little does anyone know that he has the ability, through secret technologies and spy networks, to make anything happen in his school at any time. From secret restroom stalls manned by butlers who serve refreshments, to an attempt to change the life of his English teac...more
Barbara A.
The 1st YA by the Emmy Award winning Executive Producer of the Daly Show. Funny. Cruel, Smart Ass. Ironic and wonderfully improbable. Rather than act as a spolier--I will just say that younger adult book buyers (20's and 30's) will devour this...only pausing to guffaw or belch. The potent mix of ironic cruelty with splashes of meanspirtedness takes this out of 'classic' YA realm though.
Market this directly as an 'adult' read for Daly Show fans and it will fly off the shelves. Trade paperback po...more
Jonny99
A wonky little piece of supposedly juvenile fiction. This is an odd little 12 year old megalomaniacal fantasy of massive wealth, mammoth power and grilled cheese sandwiches. Oliver ”Ollie” Watson is a super-genius inventor, businessman, social engineer child prodigy with homicidal daddy issues. The character resembles the Family Guy television show character of Stewie in cadence, behavior and outdated references (musical shout-outs are made to Captain Beefheart, Lynryd Skynyrd and Cream). His de...more
Courtney
Oliver is an evil genius, but if you met him, you'd never know it. In reality, his persona is more akin to Ralph Wiggum, but his brain works in a fashion similar to Stewie. He loves grilled cheese sandwiches, Captain Beefheart (particularly the Trout Mask Replica album...yes folks, that's a real person/band...are they evil? perhaps.), and bending the world to his will. But, for some reason, he feels a desire to impress his father, and feels that the best way would be to become class president. N...more
Randi Taylor-Habib
The reader is perplexed by our villain at first, is he actually an evil genius, or simply a lonely isolated student with possible autism and an active imagination. However, after coincidence upon coincidence of world events stack up with his dialogue, along with the trajectory of his actions and world events, we realize we are given a joyful look into the pre-adolescent mind of the psychotic wall street executive.

Also endorsed by Jon Stewart, "Genius of Unspeakable Evil" gives not just the psyc...more
Two Bibliomaniacs
The title alone should inspire you to check this one out. The actual content, well....

Actually, we really enjoyed I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, however, more than once we wondered what in the world we were reading. The rest of the time we were laughing wildly. Seriously, the narrator is a middle school boy, who happens to be the world’s premier mastermind bent on world domination. Oh, and little Oliver Watson doesn’t want anyone to know that he’s a geni...more
Kim Miner Litton
Loved this book. First of all, the book is smart. Not every Middle Grade level book makes fun of Raymond Carver and Nabokov. You're right if you're already saying that these jokes will go over most kids heads, I wasn't subjected to Raymond Carver until college. But I remember that when I was a kid, I didn't like books that talked down to me. I wanted books to treat me like I was an adult, like I wasn't stupid. If I didn't get something, I looked it up.

Besides, between jokes about modern literatu...more
Lucille
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Jodi Papazian
Oh dear. I really did not like this book. Yet another 2012 Nutmeg Nominee, this one grabbed my attention over some of the others because of the crazy title and the blurbs on the cover. It is not often you see a YA book with a glowing review from none other than Jon Stewart!! However, it became quite clear within the first few pages that this book was not for me.
I am not quite sure who it IS for to be honest with you. If I had to pick, I would say it is for kids who have been bullied and like...more
Karen Ball
Oliver Watson is your average, everyday 7th grade evil genius stuck in Omaha, Nebraska. On his way to world domination, Oliver has decided to win the election for class president... only creating shell corporations, stealing moon rocks from the National Air and Space Museum in Washington, and overthrowing foreign governments are actually easier than winning a middle school election. Seriously.
"I can assure her (but I won't) that the burglars didn't "just stroll" into the museum. This was a prec...more
Mark
Meh . . . this one was certainly not as good as initial hype had led me to believe. The book does have some very funny parts, but overall the humor gets old after a few chapters, and the story really isn't anything to write home about. Oliver Watson is an overweight, unpopular middle school student, but that's just his cover. In reality, he's an entrepreneurial mastermind, who is one of the world's richest people at age 12, and runs a number of multinational corporations, runs secretive operatio...more
Alice
I was disappointed in the payoff of this book. You're clearly supposed to dislike the main character throughout, and await his downfall with glee.

And yet, he never realizes how wrong he is, despite the intelligence of which he is so proud. He never questions his beliefs; he revels in locking in opinions that close him off to the rest of the world.

I suppose that's all part of the "evil" thing, but it robbed me of any chance of connecting with the character.

And then, at the end, it actually tries...more
Jodi
Oh dear. I really did not like this book. Yet another 2012 Nutmeg Nominee, this one grabbed my attention over some of the others because of the crazy title and the blurbs on the cover. It is not often you see a YA book with a glowing review from none other than Jon Stewart!! However, it became quite clear within the first few pages that this book was not for me.
I am not quite sure who it IS for to be honest with you. If I had to pick, I would say it is for kids who have been bullied and like to...more
Lyndsay
On the back of this book, there is a blurb - courtesy of Judd Apatow - that almost chides the reader to concede that this book is a brave piece of work. I have news for you: it's not.

It is funny.
It is clever.
It is engrossing.
It is sincere.
It is intelligent. (Don't let "young adult" discourage you.)
It is a wonderful picture of middle school, with cringe-worthy descriptions of acne, farts, and projectile vomit.

But brave it is not. Most of the characters fit stereotypes and do not deviate from t...more
Kenyatta Bundy
The title of this book is “ I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I want to be Your Class President” and is written by Josh Lieb. Through research I found out that the author of this book, Josh Lieb, is the producer of, “The Daily Show”.
This is an extremely humorous story about a 12-year-old boy name named Oliver. Everyone including his parents knows Oliver, as a complete idiot, but little do they know he is truly a completely evil genius. He doesn’t let anyone know of his genius because of the...more
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Josh Lieb is an Emmy-winning Executive Producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and has worked on such shows as The Simpsons and NewsRadio.

I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President is his first novel. He lives in New York with his wife and family.
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