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The Gates (Samuel Johnson #1)
by
John Connolly (Goodreads Author)
Young Samuel Johnson and his dachshund, Boswell, are trying to show initiative by trick-or-treating a full three days before Halloween which is how they come to witness strange goings-on at 666 Crowley Road. The Abernathys don't mean any harm by their flirtation with the underworld, but when they unknowingly call forth Satan himself, they create a gap in the universe. A ga...more
Hardcover, 296 pages
Published
2009
by Hodder & Stoughton
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I read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy nearly 30 years ago and don’t remember finding it all that funny. I also never cared for Monty Python. Maybe it’s the British humor I don’t get, but Fawlty Towers cracks me up, no matter how many times I see each episode. Humor is such a personal thing, and sometimes I just don’t see humor in things others find funny. And other times I laugh hysterically at things people don’t understand. So I’m cautious about the humoro...more
Jun 01, 2013
Amanda
rated it
4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
Fans of Neil Gaiman
Shelves:
young-adult
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I hate my neighbors. Yeah, I know I'm supposed to love them, but it would be easier if they were just a little more lovable and not so loathable. Between the late night beerfests, the trucks without mufflers, the pit bulls tied to trees, and the Jerry Springer style public arguments (not to mention just a general lack of hygiene), there's not a lot I can be thankful for. Until The Gates. Now I can at least say, "Well, they haven't accidentally opened a gate...more
A high three: enjoyable but it didn't blow me away. Definitely reminded me of Douglas Adams books and Simon Pegg movies, and if you like that type of British-style humor then you'll probably find this funny and worth the read. I never thought I'd see the Large Hardron Collider featured in a book about demons, but it plays a very prominent role, as does quantum physics, which was totally not what I was expecting.
Two things to note; first, this is an adult book and not YA, and many people have it...more
Two things to note; first, this is an adult book and not YA, and many people have it...more
Nov 03, 2009
Jeanette
rated it
1 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Shelves:
started-it-hated-it
ICK!! BAH!! Me no like this book! Terrible!
What a bummer. I so enjoyed The Book of Lost Things and hoped this would be another fun romp. Not to be. This one is just stupid. Connolly tried way too hard to be clever and failed miserably. I gave the book 80 pages before giving up, which is pretty generous for a book I'm not liking at all. So I don't think I was hasty in my judgment. I really wanted to give it a chance to get better. It doesn't.
What a bummer. I so enjoyed The Book of Lost Things and hoped this would be another fun romp. Not to be. This one is just stupid. Connolly tried way too hard to be clever and failed miserably. I gave the book 80 pages before giving up, which is pretty generous for a book I'm not liking at all. So I don't think I was hasty in my judgment. I really wanted to give it a chance to get better. It doesn't.
Dec 02, 2009
Bookmarks Magazine
rated it
4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Shelves:
jan-feb-2010
Critics compared John Connolly to two first-rate children's authors (Eoin Colfer and Madeline L'Engle) and two great satirists (Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams—whom many of us started reading in middle school anyway). The Gates, they said, displays the wonder and wit of the works of each of this impressive quartet while also having a personality of its own. Reviewers were especially impressed with the explanations of quantum mechanics, wormholes, black holes, and the Hadron Collider—which lent...more
I've only read one of John Connolly's books before and have no recollection of what I thought about it. That generally means it wasn't interesting enough for me to pick the rest of the series. Still, I found this on sale (in the Hosptal University book shop, which is turning out to be a nice little shop) and was enraptured with the cover. It's brilliantly designed and captivating enough as a premise to grab my interest.
I started off not liking it though. My main issue being I couldn't figure out...more
I started off not liking it though. My main issue being I couldn't figure out...more
Do you like Douglas Adams? Robert Rankin? Do you crack up at Shaun of the Dead or Monty Python?
Are you drawn to droll British humor and wonderfully inane commentary? Well, here you are then. The Gates is just the book for you!
Connolly's urban fantasy about a precocious boy, his protective dachshund, and an imminent apocalypse is delightfully amusing. It's a fascinating mix of demonic entities and mishaps of physics, playing on the idea that although scientists may seek the truth of the multivers...more
Are you drawn to droll British humor and wonderfully inane commentary? Well, here you are then. The Gates is just the book for you!
Connolly's urban fantasy about a precocious boy, his protective dachshund, and an imminent apocalypse is delightfully amusing. It's a fascinating mix of demonic entities and mishaps of physics, playing on the idea that although scientists may seek the truth of the multivers...more
Orang2 di Biddlecombe, Inggris, kota kecil tempat kejadian di buku ini, memang asik. Mereka memberitahu kita bahwa setan dengan segala jenis dan bentuknya itu sangat tidak patut ditakuti. Tusuk saja dengan gantungan topi atau garu rumput. Bisa juga dipukuli dengan payung, disemprot dengan parfum, atau digelontorkan ke dalam toilet...
Cerita buku ini standar cerita setan2an. Setan itu jahat dan ingin menguasai bumi. Ditambah lagi ada bumbu fisika mengenai lubang hitam, lubang cacing dan ilmuwan2 C...more
Cerita buku ini standar cerita setan2an. Setan itu jahat dan ingin menguasai bumi. Ditambah lagi ada bumbu fisika mengenai lubang hitam, lubang cacing dan ilmuwan2 C...more
Set in present-day rural England, this novel is about young Samuel Johnson and his faithful dachshund, Boswell. Samuel is showing initiative by going trick-or-treating three days early. He sees strange things happening at 666 Crowley Road.
Looking in through a basement window, he sees two local married couples, the Renfield’s and the Abernathy’s, dressed in long black cloaks, and with a pentagram drawn on the floor. They got hold of a book of spells, and are playing at devil worship. Things work...more
Looking in through a basement window, he sees two local married couples, the Renfield’s and the Abernathy’s, dressed in long black cloaks, and with a pentagram drawn on the floor. They got hold of a book of spells, and are playing at devil worship. Things work...more
Dec 22, 2009
Eileen Reeger
rated it
2 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Harry Potter and Lemony Snicket fans
Shelves:
fantasy-or-sci-fi,
young-adult
The following in quotes was actually written as my review for "Every Dead Thing" but belongs here as well:
"It was a decent book (Every Dead Thing). His first novel written in 1999. I had "Every Dead Thing" lying around forever and just picked it up b/c at the time I was out of stuff to read and it was the first thing nearest to me.I have never read one of his books before and it was weird that when I reached into my pile of library books for my next read it was another John Connolly, his most re...more
"It was a decent book (Every Dead Thing). His first novel written in 1999. I had "Every Dead Thing" lying around forever and just picked it up b/c at the time I was out of stuff to read and it was the first thing nearest to me.I have never read one of his books before and it was weird that when I reached into my pile of library books for my next read it was another John Connolly, his most re...more
Jan 29, 2010
Infinite Playlist
rated it
4 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Recommends it for:
people who liked Good Omens
Dieses Buch war warmherzig und sehr amüsant.
Es geht um den 11-jährigen Samuel, der zusammen mit seinem Hund Boswell ein paar Tage vor Halloween Süßes oder Saures verlangt. Dabei wird er mit seinen unterschiedlichen Turnschuhen (er konnte sich nicht für ein Paar entscheiden, deshalb hat er einen Schuh von jedem Paar angezogen) und dem Gespensterlaken über dem Gesicht und darüber seine Brille, so putzig beschrieben, dass ich ihn sofort liebgewonnen habe. Samuel beobachtet zufällig wie ein paar Däm...more
Es geht um den 11-jährigen Samuel, der zusammen mit seinem Hund Boswell ein paar Tage vor Halloween Süßes oder Saures verlangt. Dabei wird er mit seinen unterschiedlichen Turnschuhen (er konnte sich nicht für ein Paar entscheiden, deshalb hat er einen Schuh von jedem Paar angezogen) und dem Gespensterlaken über dem Gesicht und darüber seine Brille, so putzig beschrieben, dass ich ihn sofort liebgewonnen habe. Samuel beobachtet zufällig wie ein paar Däm...more
ARC/Reviewer's copy.
It's 4 days before Halloween. The neighbors at #666 are bored and looking for a way to spend the evening. Donning black capes in their basement, they recite a spell from an old book they found. At the same time, CERN's LHC (Large Haloden Collider) surprises the scientists by firing off "a bit" of energy they cannot account for. 11 year old Samuel, and his little dog Boswell, just happen to be peeking in the neighbors basement window when a portal to Hell opens up and let's a...more
It's 4 days before Halloween. The neighbors at #666 are bored and looking for a way to spend the evening. Donning black capes in their basement, they recite a spell from an old book they found. At the same time, CERN's LHC (Large Haloden Collider) surprises the scientists by firing off "a bit" of energy they cannot account for. 11 year old Samuel, and his little dog Boswell, just happen to be peeking in the neighbors basement window when a portal to Hell opens up and let's a...more
How DOES it work that I just recently read a book about the history of the search for the Higgs Boson, only to pick up a John Connolly novel and find out that its plot revolves around the Large Hadron Collider? Having read 11 John Connolly books before this one, that's the last thing I expected from him.
The Gates was a cute diversion from Connolly's darker Charlie Parker novels. I saw another review compare it to Good Omens, and it did remind me a lot of Terry Pratchett in style, right down to t...more
The Gates was a cute diversion from Connolly's darker Charlie Parker novels. I saw another review compare it to Good Omens, and it did remind me a lot of Terry Pratchett in style, right down to t...more
What’s hot at the moment? Ah yes, children’s books featuring ghosts, goblins, spells, witches, wizards and all manner of demonic doings. What time of year is it? Ah yes, almost Halloween. What’s the zeitgeist - what’s so ‘it’ that you couldn’t possibly leave it out of an ‘it’ book? Ah yes, the Large Hadron Collider and quantum mechanics! Right let’s lump all of that together and throw in some suitably horrible, irritating and expendable adults, a cutesy dog and his impossibly precocious 11 year...more
Meh. The Book of Lost Things was AWESOME and the premise for The Gates was intriguing: Both of those convinced me to get The Gates and give Connolly a second round at the reading rodeo.
Lightning, however, usually only strikes once.
The book is cute. The depictions of the demons are scary. The dog is loyal. The writing is passe. While there was real depth of character in The Book of Lost Things, The Gates is full of missed opportunities for the characters to become complex and develop. It's a cros...more
Lightning, however, usually only strikes once.
The book is cute. The depictions of the demons are scary. The dog is loyal. The writing is passe. While there was real depth of character in The Book of Lost Things, The Gates is full of missed opportunities for the characters to become complex and develop. It's a cros...more
cerita bermula dari keisengan pasangan Abernathy
gara2 sedang bosan dan hallowen sebentar lagi
membuat pasangan Abernathy melakukan ritual
ternyata....itu ritual membuka gerbang neraka
samuel, bocah 10 tahun melihat proses pembukaan gerbang tsb
gara2 inisiatifnya memulai trick or treat beberapa hari lebih awal
samuel menyaksikan hasil keisengan pasangan Abernathy
samuel ini dikenal orang dewasa sbg anak yg aneh
aneh dlm arti pertanyaan2 nya yg kelewat "sensitif" utk anak 10 thn
maka tidak heran, orang d...more
In the mood for a tongue in cheek monster story full of hapless humans and dastardly demons? Open the cover of The Gates and watch as our unlikely hero, ten year old Samuel Johnson, fights to close the gates of hell, before the Great Malevolence can bring and end to the world with fire, mayhem, and as much suffering possible. Initially, no one believes what Samuel has discovered, until a demonic horde descends upon Biddlecoombe on Halloween.
Mrs. Abernathy, the GM's point demon, is a truly form...more
Mrs. Abernathy, the GM's point demon, is a truly form...more
You wouldn't expect that a story about the gates of hell opening and attempting to destroy the earth and every human on it would be screamingly funny, and highly entertaining and clever, but it really is!
Eleven-year-old Samuel Johnson is trying to show initiative by trick-or-treating three days early, (which should make clear immediately that he isn't your typical eleven-year-old English boy and that this will not be your average coming-of-age story).
Because he rings the wrong doorbell on the w...more
Eleven-year-old Samuel Johnson is trying to show initiative by trick-or-treating three days early, (which should make clear immediately that he isn't your typical eleven-year-old English boy and that this will not be your average coming-of-age story).
Because he rings the wrong doorbell on the w...more
This book was recommended to me by Amanda Baltz after I read another John Connolly book, The Book of Lost Things. Looking at Amanda's review of it, I noticed that it said it was for fans of Neil Gaiman, and boy, was she right. It didn't take me long before I felt like I was reading a companion piece to Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's Good Omens (which I've probably read 5 or 6 times.) In both, the heroes are young boys (in Good Omens, an unwitting and unwilling Antichrist named Adam; in The Gates,...more
Rating: 3.25* of five
The Book Report: Samuel Johnson and his dachshund Boswell are on an early trick-or-treat run, demonstrating initiative by beating out the competition or so Samuel thinks. Boswell sighs a lot. I think he knows. They go to the Abernathys house, and Mr. Abernathy (a miserably unhappy self-help book writer, married to Satan...no, seriously!) sends them on their way before rejoining his horrifying wife and two of their revolting bores of friends.
They are summoning a demon for fun...more
The Book Report: Samuel Johnson and his dachshund Boswell are on an early trick-or-treat run, demonstrating initiative by beating out the competition or so Samuel thinks. Boswell sighs a lot. I think he knows. They go to the Abernathys house, and Mr. Abernathy (a miserably unhappy self-help book writer, married to Satan...no, seriously!) sends them on their way before rejoining his horrifying wife and two of their revolting bores of friends.
They are summoning a demon for fun...more
Membaca tentang neraka-dan-penghuninya-yang-berusaha-menguasai-bumi tidak pernah semenyenangkan ini!
Ini perkenalan pertama saya dengan John Connoly dan saya sangat terkesan. Looking foward for his other books.
Kota Biddlecombe hanyalah kota kecil yang membosankan, saking membosankannya, sekelompak penduduknya dari 666 Cornwey Avenue yang titik kebosanan sudah sampai level 10, melakukan ritual yang mereka dapat dari buku kuno.Karena ritual itu, yang juga melibatkan sebuah penelitian alam tentang l...more
Ini perkenalan pertama saya dengan John Connoly dan saya sangat terkesan. Looking foward for his other books.
Kota Biddlecombe hanyalah kota kecil yang membosankan, saking membosankannya, sekelompak penduduknya dari 666 Cornwey Avenue yang titik kebosanan sudah sampai level 10, melakukan ritual yang mereka dapat dari buku kuno.Karena ritual itu, yang juga melibatkan sebuah penelitian alam tentang l...more
The second book from Connolly that I read for this month.
The Gates bercerita tentang Samuel, seorang anak laki-laki yang punya cara sendiri dalam menilai kehidupan. Dia sering dianggap aneh oleh orang-orang yang ada di sekitarnya dan merasa bingung dengan cara pandang Samuel. Suatu hari, Samuel memergoki tetangganya melakukan hal aneh di ruang bawah tanah mereka. Samuel mendapati bahwa yang dilakukan tetangganya itu adalah pemanggilan Setan. Sementara itu, pada waktu yang bersamaan, sebuah mesi...more
The Gates bercerita tentang Samuel, seorang anak laki-laki yang punya cara sendiri dalam menilai kehidupan. Dia sering dianggap aneh oleh orang-orang yang ada di sekitarnya dan merasa bingung dengan cara pandang Samuel. Suatu hari, Samuel memergoki tetangganya melakukan hal aneh di ruang bawah tanah mereka. Samuel mendapati bahwa yang dilakukan tetangganya itu adalah pemanggilan Setan. Sementara itu, pada waktu yang bersamaan, sebuah mesi...more
I read this book in one go, devouring it like a demon his first digestive biscuit. A hellishly fun romp, with wonderful characters and amusing situations and a wonderfully put together plot involving growing up, realizing potential and, of course, thwarting the Devil.
Connolly, it seems, is a very gifted writer. Every word is well considered and every sentence is both beautiful and purposeful, creating a very fulfilling story, which satisfies every reading need, it entertained me, enlightened me,...more
Connolly, it seems, is a very gifted writer. Every word is well considered and every sentence is both beautiful and purposeful, creating a very fulfilling story, which satisfies every reading need, it entertained me, enlightened me,...more
I think we can thank JK Rowling for making the youth literature market a viable option for authors by proving that kids will buy books, especially ones that tell a compelling story that doesn’t stoop to the lowest commoner denominator for laughs. Following the path of great mystery writers like John Grisham and Carl Hiassen, John Connolly has entered the market with the intrepid Samuel Johnson and his ever faithful dachshund Boswell as they battle the forces of evil embodied in cranky Mrs. Abern...more
John Connolly won me over with his tale of "The Book of Lost Things." He transported me into the world designed by Lewis Carroll and L. Frank Baum and populated it with wonders and horrors fit for Neil Gaiman and Carlos Ruis Zafon.
This book is good but not as good as that one. Perhaps, that is unfair to say. The reason being--this book is definitely made for children as its audience. "The Book of Lost Things" had a darkness and danger to it. Something which I think helped it move easily from yo...more
This book is good but not as good as that one. Perhaps, that is unfair to say. The reason being--this book is definitely made for children as its audience. "The Book of Lost Things" had a darkness and danger to it. Something which I think helped it move easily from yo...more
I've never read anything by John Connolly, so I am quite pleased to have started with THE GATES. I was quite amused by the covers - this one says "The Gates of Hell are about to open, nind the gap", my copy says "The Gates of Hell are about to open, want a peek?" Both are funny!
The writing is clever, humorous and darkly funny. The tone is sarcastic and mocking, which I find very desirable in a smart, funny book. It definitely reminded me of Neil Gaimon's GOOD OMENS. If you liked that, give this...more
The writing is clever, humorous and darkly funny. The tone is sarcastic and mocking, which I find very desirable in a smart, funny book. It definitely reminded me of Neil Gaimon's GOOD OMENS. If you liked that, give this...more
Set in present-day rural England, this novel is about a young bespectacled Samuel Johnson and his faithful dachshund, Boswell who accidentally discover that their next door neighbours have opened the gates to hell.
Looking in through a basement window, Samuel sees two local married couples, the Renfield’s and the Abernathy’s, dressed in long black cloaks, and with a pentagram drawn on the floor. Due to their boredom Mrs Abernathy and her husband and neighbours play at devil worship. Things work b...more
Looking in through a basement window, Samuel sees two local married couples, the Renfield’s and the Abernathy’s, dressed in long black cloaks, and with a pentagram drawn on the floor. Due to their boredom Mrs Abernathy and her husband and neighbours play at devil worship. Things work b...more
The first book I read of John Connolly's was The Book of Lost Things. Adored it. Then I started on his Charlie Parker books. Within 3 weeks I had devoured all 9 of the series, so when I found this book on the clearance rack, I was overjoyed. Until I tried to read it. It took me four attempts to finish it. Was it that bad? Well, no . . . but it doesn't seem like a Connolly book to me. It's more of a Terry Pratchett novel actually. To be even more specific, it is in the exact same vein as the nove...more
Acquired: Received a review copy from Simon & Schuster Canada.
Reason for Reading: I've always wanted to read this author and this sounded like a fun book to start with.
This is Connolly's first children's/teen book. It can be gross (in a demon/monster sense) and the language is a high level, not written down to anyone so I personally would recommend the book to teens even though the main character is only 11-years old. This book is humour at tongue-in-cheek's finest. Connolly takes stabs and...more
Reason for Reading: I've always wanted to read this author and this sounded like a fun book to start with.
This is Connolly's first children's/teen book. It can be gross (in a demon/monster sense) and the language is a high level, not written down to anyone so I personally would recommend the book to teens even though the main character is only 11-years old. This book is humour at tongue-in-cheek's finest. Connolly takes stabs and...more
Good fun, if a little uneven. Connolly starts out with a cheeky and irreverent narrative that evokes both Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy in its snark and Stroud's Bartimaeous books in its use of footnotes. Connolly loses a little steam about halfway through--the footnotes inexplicably disappear, only to reappear near the end, and the tension of the plot overpowers quite a bit of the innocent poking fun in the early part of the book. We also see Samuel's dog's point-of-view at key moments, but...more
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John Connolly was born in Dublin, Ireland in 1968 and has, at various points in his life, worked as a journalist, a barman, a local government official, a waiter and a dogsbody at Harrods department store in London. He studied English in Trinity College, Dublin and journalism at Dublin City University, subsequently spending five years working as a freelance journalist for The Irish Times newspaper...more
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“I'm a ghost," said the small figure, then added, a little uncertainly, "Boo?”
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“He had never really speculated about this before, since demons came in all shapes and sizes. Indeed, some of them came in more than one shape or size all by themselves, such as O'Dear, the Demon of People Who Look in Mirrors and Think They're Overweight, and his twin, O'Really, the Demon of People Who Look in Mirrors and Think They're Slim When They're Not.”
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