Time Bandit: Two Brothers, the Bering Sea, and One of the World's Deadliest Jobs

Time Bandit: Two Brothers, the Bering Sea, and One of the World's Deadliest Jobs

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Every Alaskan king crab season, brothers Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand risk their lives and seek their fortunes upon the treacherous waters of the Bering Sea. Sons of a hard-bitten, highly successful fisherman, and born with brine in their blood, the Hillstrand boys couldn’t imagine a life without a swaying deck underfoot and a harvest of mighty king crabs waiting to be pu...more
Paperback, 227 pages
Published March 31st 2009 by Ballantine Books (first published 2008)
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Buggy
Opening Line: "I am a fisherman, an Alaskan fisherman, and a Bering Sea crab fisherman with thirty-seven years on commercial boats."

As a long time fan of TV’s The Deadliest Catch and an avid biography reader it was a given that I’d read Time Bandit, I just didn’t expect to enjoy it as much as I did or be given such candour into Johnathan and Andy Hillstrand’s lives. Now thanks to the boys I also know just about everything I’d ever want to about; Alaskan weather, rogue waves, hypothermia, what ha...more
Chris Gardner
This is story of two Alaska fishermen who co-own the fishing vessel, Time Bandit. They and the ship are regulars on Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch.[return][return]The book begins with Jonathan's story. His childhood, his relationships with his father, his community (Homer, AK), his family, his brother Andy, and the sea. Always the sea. With Jonathan, it is always the sea. Jonathan is a fisherman, first and foremost. [return][return]Jonathan comes across as a sensitive guy who would give a f...more
Jenn
I couldn't wait to start this one. This book did not disappoint. Granted I think it could've been written better but I think it would of taken away from the Hillstrand brothers. If the book was more serious it would of been fake. The book stayed true to how the brothers are portrayed on the Deadly Catch. This is why I gave it 5 stories. I applaud the editors for not taking anything away from these 2 and letting them tell their story in their own words.

Jonathon's personality did not surprise me....more
Brian
Okay... I love the show "Deadliest Catch." When I found out about this book, I wanted to read it right away. I gotta say, this was one of the most exciting and poorly-written books I've ever read. Yep. I was excited to read it. And I laughed out loud several time while reading in reaction to the fact that this was actually a book that tried to have a through-line. That may sound confusing. But it's 100% true. This book was basically just Jonathan talking about the fights he's been in, the trucks...more
Kim
Why would I ever pick up this book? Because on April 16th these two brothers are coming to my Barnes & Noble as our first author event. And reading through this book, and watching the Hillstrands on Deadliest Catch one thing is certain - they might be two of the craziest people I will ever meet....and I don't even eat crab.
Nicole
My dad once spent a flight from Anchorage to Seattle sitting next to Captain Jonathan Hillstrand, talking story all the way. Even though dad was en route to his father's funeral, he had a good time on that plane; two Alaskan men exchanging experiences. After listening to this book, I have some idea what that flight must have been like. I was surprised at how eloquent the Captains could be when describing the sea; I understand there was another author, but those words have to have been written by...more
Msslam
It's a mix of Old Man and the Sea and Hillstrand-isms like, "Shit happens when you party naked." I. love. it.

post read review: I really wanted to give this 3 stars, because I really do like it. BUT it suffers from a major lack of copyediting/proofreading. Disappointing really, because the skeleton of the book is excellent. The story frame is Jonathan being stranded at sea. Jonathan's chapters are first person with him telling the story of how he has come to be stranded and then reminiscing/regal...more
Ashley
This book is exactly as you'd expect it to be. Brash, easy to read, humorous, scandalous, and exactly the characters you watch every week on Deadliest Catch. The story gave fans of the show a look into the lives of our favorite Hillstrand boys before they were on tv, and frankly it made me terrified of the idea of ever having boys. Johnathan and Andy's poor mother. It's not the most literary work, but their ghost writer did a good job of capturing each of their essence, letting a reader look dee...more
Deidre P
If you're an obsessed fan of The Deadliest Catch (like me) you'll love this look into the Hillstrand brothers minds, childhoods and worst fears. They could probably fill another book with just their personal fishing stories the way they dart from fish tale to fishier tale in this one. Some of the book just rehashed events that you saw on the show but gave a little more detail. They repeatedly emphasize all the ways you can die on a crab boat and how crazy they are for doing it and at times go in...more
Tammy Dotts
The Hillstrand brothers, for those not familiar with Discovery Channel’s Deadliest Catch, own and operate a crab fishing boat out of Alaska. The TV show follows them and other crab crews over the season. Time Bandit is the brothers’ story of how they became fisherman, how it affects their lives off the boat and the large amounts of alcohol, nicotine and sugar that are consumed during the crab season.

The book opens outside the crab season with Johnathan fishing for salmon alone. His boat runs int...more
Rhonda
Deadliest Catch happens to be one of my favorite Discovery Channel show so when I found out that Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand, the captains aboard the Time Bandit, had written a book I had to read it.

I don't know if it was because I have watched these captains through several seasons of crab fishing that made me like this book so much or if it was the way they told their story. I just know that I finished it in less than two days and wanted more when it was done.

Now I want the guys aboard the N...more
Kerry
This was much better written than the F/V Northerwestern book. But it still lacked in depth. It just lightly brushed over their lives and what makes them tick. But it got some of the major points so it was an enjoyable read.

I found two errors that just drive me nuts. First, the book cover shows a deck that is obviously of a house forward boat, where the F/V Time Bandit is a house aft crab boat. Second, they misspelled one of the crab species fished. They said it was baradai when it is supposed...more
Joy
This was a heck of a lot of fun to read, and the personalities of Johnathan and Andy in the book are very similar to what we see on TV. Lots of neat stories and anecdotes in this book, including the original commissioning of the F/V Time Bandit as well as tales from their childhood and personal lives, all set against a framework of an experience Johnathan had salmon fishing in recent years. I really enjoyed this book, and learning more about these guys, and came away thinking that they're crazy...more
Diane
And entertaining quick yarn, but not exactly a brilliant piece of literature. As a fan of Deadliest Catch, I was curious for behind the scenes insights and personal anecdotes, which this provides in full, but it also took away a bit of the "romance". It gives some insight into the Wild West psyche that seems to prevail in Alaska, but there must be more to life than fishing, getting drunk, fighting and sex. Would be interesting and fun to read about some of the other fishing families to see if th...more
Dreamybee
This book made me laugh out loud, mostly at the antics of the Hillstrand brothers during their childhood, growing up in Alaska and on the Bering Sea. There are 5 brothers, and I can't believe any of them made it past the age of about 10. One super-glued his eye shut, a couple of them have shot each other, one was in a tree so the others chopped it down, etc. I guess this sort of devil-may-care approach to life is what's needed if you are going to grow up to be a captain of a crab boat on the Ber...more
Craig Williams
I picked this up because I was enamored in the television series "Deadliest Catch" and wanted to know more stories behind the crab fisherman that I saw on the screen. At the time when I got this, there were no other books about any one else on the show, so in a way I settled for this one. After reading it, I know I didn't settle at all. This book is definitely about fishing, but even more. It is about two brothers, their family history, and the struggles of life on the sea and also on land. Ther...more
M—
I got the distinct impression that Malcolm MacPherson holed up with the Hillstrand brothers some place where there was a lot of booze and kept a recorder switched on the whole time. This resulting book is a lot of fun to read, but it's really only for people already fans of The Deadliest Catch. Andy and Johnathan rant and ramble and tell great embellishments to stories I'm already familiar with from watching the show, and while MacPherson has improved the structure immeasurably by formatting the...more
Meagan
When I received my copy of this book, I started reading it with great enthusiasm. I'm a big fan of the Discovery Channel series "The Deadliest Catch," and I was hoping that Time Bandit would in some way enhance my enjoyment of the show. I should preface my review by saying that I do believe that the Hillstrand brothers have some truly remarkable and fascinating stories to tell, and that the idea of this book is a good one. Unfortunately, it never really worked for me. Almost the entire book seem...more
Wen Cameron
A great Biography. The good and bad times of real people. The brave men that fish the icy depths of the Bering Sea, living their lives on the edge.

The fishermen look after each other like brothers. The storyteller made me laugh until I cried. Felt very sad for those fishermen who were taken by the rough cold Bering Sea and never return home again.

Johnathan and Andy Hillstrand tell us about their life's adventures, and some of the very colourful people they got to know in their lives.
Gina
If you are a fan of the Discovery Channel's show "The Deadliest Catch" then chances are you will be a fan of "Time Bandit". It was a fanatastic look into the thoughts and lives of two of the show's main co-captains, Jonathon and Andy Hillstrand, captains and owners of the F/V Time Bandit. Chock full of suspense, drama, and fishing tales it's captures everything we have come to love from the Hillstrand boys.

I will say one negative about the book though that a number of readers have already picked...more
Christinagsmith
Book is easy to read and interesting. The writing is average, as one would expect from a book like this, but the subject matter makes up for whatever is missing in the way of storytelling.

These two guys fascinate me as their job is so far removed from anything I have experienced. A bad day for me at the office is typing in the wrong name in an email. A bad day for them could mean death.

Love to sit down and have a beer with them. Their stories could entertain for hours.
Kathy
I bought this book since I enjoy watching "The Deadliest Catch" on the Discovery Channel and these two brothers and their crab boat Time Bandit are featured regulars on the show. It is a biography of their lives and does a good job communicating their passion for crab fishing and the way it mingles with a respect and fear of Mother Nature and what the sea can do. I can't imagine anyone doing this for a living! They freely admit that it's a dangerous, dirty lifestyle and yet they can't imagine do...more
John
For folks who enjoy The Deadliest Catch, this is an enjoyable read that gives you a greater insight into the life of an alaskan crab fisherman than you would have just watching the show. It jumps back and forth between Johnathan and Andy telling the story and talking about their lives as well as Johnathan getting stuck with his boat and no engine power. If you enjoy Deadliest Catch, take the time to learn a bit more about the families that make up that fleet.
Julie
This was clearly one of those cases where someone has some good stories and someone else tells him, "you should write a book!" and he unfortunately listens. Not all good stories, or as in this case collections of stories, deserve a book. This book? Case in point. I didn't realize until I got to the end that there was a TV show based on these guys (thus the book). If I had, I might have skipped it. I love a good sea story, ala "The Perfect Storm," (Junger) or "Batavia's Graveyard," (Dash) or "Int...more
Roger Weston
Two brothers battling wild seas and living wild lives on the last frontier. Aleutian waves heap up like monsters with awesome power and make a man feel small and vulnerable, knowing that his life can end at any moment. Facing death on a daily basis has affected the Hillstrand brothers' outlook on life. Living in extreme conditions as they have teaches valuable life lessons.
Caitlin
Sep 20, 2008 Caitlin rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: Boys... and girls who enjoy "Deadliest Catch"
Recommended to Caitlin by: My brother
I like "Deadliest Catch" and Time Bandit is my favorite boat (yes, I like it enough that I have a favorite boat. Don't laugh.) This book is a lot like watching the show, in fact, some of the stories in the book are ones I remember from the show. The voices of the Hillstrand brothers come through strongly in the writing and ring true to what you know of them from the show. You get to know more about them than the show allows for though - they are interesting, complex characters, for sure. It is a...more
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The thrilling and amazing adventures of the Hillstrand brothers, maverick fishermen on the Bering Sea and the stars of the Discovery Channel's top-rated series Deadliest Catch.

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Jacks
I love this book, it was so well written and had me in stitches with Johnathan's antics and use of words.
The brothers have made the book a really entertaining funny and sometimes serious look at how fishing and the lifestyle have impacted on them.
I'm a huge fan of the show and thoroughly recommend reading this book if you are too.
Timothy
While TV show is riveting with its drama, this book leaves a lot to be desired. I couldn't even finish it. The book consists of loosely connected one-paragraph bar stories that leave the reader constantly grasping for more. When dramatic stories of disaster at sea do enter the story, the story is covered in a page-and-a-half, again leaving the reader drifting aimlessly in anecdotes.

To keep you turning the page, the writer has woven in a story arc where Johnathan is floating aimlessly in a boat a...more
Kenno82
Reading this book, you have to wonder how the Hillstands actually made it to adulthood. The book backs up the Hillstrand persona from the series. It's a quick read, and entertaining at times, but don't set your expectations high. Worth a read while you're waiting for the next series of Deadliest Catch to start.
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Andy Hillstrand is a crab boat captain that is most popularly known from the Discovery Channel series "Deadliest Catch"

Andy trades command duties with John between seasons; he is the captain of the Time Bandit during opilio crab season.

He is talkative and considers himself the most levelheaded of the family. He runs the business side but always includes his brothers on the final decisions. Andy i...more
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