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How to Make Friends and Oppress People: Classic Travel Advice for the Gentleman Adventurer

3.36  ·  Rating Details  ·  53 Ratings  ·  16 Reviews
Notraveler to date hasmatched the intrepid 19th-century gentlemanfor his bravery, derring-do, and ability to make a perfect cup of tea in the most malarial of climes. But the sun has set on the golden age of exploration, and the records of these fearless, mustachioed adventurers have vanished from the shelves. In their place have appeared timorous travel guides written by ...more
Hardcover, 256 pages
Published July 10th 2007 by Thomas Dunne Books
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Sep 17, 2007 Nathan rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: Fans of John Hodgman's reference work.
Shelves: humor, reference
A very funny book. Vic Darkwood, formerly of Chap Magazine, takes us around the world and gives travel advice for the "Gentleman Adventurer". Advice includes commentary on why camels are uglier than people, how to engage in gun battles like a gentleman and advice on the use of fireplaces on boats. This is a dry, tongue-firmly-in-cheek collection for people who are possibly too poor to travel. Much of the advice in the book is culled from old (1700's or older) travel guides that may or may not be ...more
Dec 08, 2009 Coogs7 rated it it was amazing
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Jul 06, 2009 Cera rated it it was ok
This book had such an entertaining premise that I really wanted to love it, but aside from a few falling-over-laughing sections, much of it didn't work for me. It's a selection of 19th & early 20th century travel advice, strung together by Darkwood's narrative, and illustrated by random period clip art. The travel advice is often fascinating and hilarious in itself, and Darkwood's narrative is sometimes very funny indeed, but a lot of the book was just slogging through to the next entertaini ...more
Apr 30, 2009 Ilze rated it it was ok
Recommends it for: History buffs, Antique book collectors
Funny, I thought I would like this book better. I love going through old manners books for laughs, and I love the purple prose that was popular in generations past. But after an enthusiastic start on this one, it became more and more of a chore to read as I went on. Perhaps the author just chose the wrong excerpts from old travel books or something. Most of the advice that the books gave about travel didn't seem all that dated or outrageous really. Most of it seemed sensible, so reading it for e ...more
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Nov 27, 2014 Rat Boy Hedonist rated it liked it
Shelves: other
Most important book I've ever read.
Ryan Chapman
Oct 09, 2007 Ryan Chapman rated it liked it
Shelves: lightweight
Imagine a "White Man's Burden" imperialist was transported to the here and now and forced to write his thoughts on the sorry state of international travel (no coolies?!). That's the conceit here, and "Vic Darkwood" does an admirable job of skewing himself, the British, and the last 200 years of tourism. A good Sunday read before you explore the Dark Continent. Which at this point is probably Antarctica.
Danee .
Aug 10, 2007 Danee . rated it really liked it
how to dig a proper sleeping ditch.... how to ship your servants by rail (a variety of shipping boxes are explored).... ways to keep the vermin out of your bed at night (note: putting the posts of your bed in bowls of chicken blood DOESN'T work...) and other ways to make exotic travel more interesting... largely lifted from british travel tomes of the 1800s. Really bizarre. Really good bathroom reading.
Sep 17, 2014 Mark rated it liked it
Shelves: travel, humor
The best parts are of course the excerpts from travel guides of decades past. Those bits are held together by the weaker glue of made up stories. It's easy enough to just read the excerpts though, full of racism, imperialism, sexism, and any other ism you can be offended by.
Karl Agius
May 11, 2014 Karl Agius rated it really liked it
Shelves: history, humor, travel
Nice, easy reading, despite trying too hard to be funny in places. The selected excerpts are great, and the bibliography is quite rich - many of the sources would make interesting reading in their own right.
Apr 08, 2008 Stuart rated it really liked it
You can learn a lot from those old Victorian era travelers' guides, especially when they're extracted this well and edited so cunningly. Fucking hilarious & generally brilliant.
Robert Godden
Jun 18, 2012 Robert Godden rated it it was amazing
Loved the way it mixed genuine old travel advice with new material. My favourite of the 4 or 5 of Vic's books I've read.
Jan 01, 2009 Andrea marked it as to-read
I must have the travel bug- found this at Gulliver's books in Fairbanks and the title alone made it a must-buy.
Mar 03, 2009 Liz rated it it was ok
Entertaining but not remarkable.
Aug 13, 2012 Jornt rated it liked it
Funny in a quaint way...
David Page
Apr 05, 2008 David Page is currently reading it
Still on the toilet tank.
Mar 04, 2008 Emily rated it did not like it
Shelves: didnt-finish
Disappointingly predictable.
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After 15 years of concentrating exclusively on painting Nick Jolly embarked on a haphazard writing career in tandem with his pursuits as an artist. This initially took the form of articles penned for the Art Review. Then in 1999 he co-founded The Chap magazine, under the alter ego of Vic Darkwood, with his erstwhile colleague Gustav Temple. During this time, as well as producing a quarterly magazi ...more
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