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How to Live with a Huge Penis
Is Bigger Really Better?
Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them a...more
Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them a...more
Paperback, 128 pages
Published
February 1st 2009
by Quirk Books
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Jun 06, 2013
notgettingenough
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1 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
Desperates
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sociology
Who would have thought that penises would have such taste :)
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Jan 10, 2010
David
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4 of 5 stars
Recommended to David by:
Michelle Weinman
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low-calorie
Even though this gift was ironic in nature -- and trust me, is it ever! -- that won't stop me from placing it between Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago, Volume 1 and Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason on my bookshelf. I am hoping someone (anyone!) will peruse my multicolored spines -- which allude to my general seriousness and gravity -- and get entirely the wrong idea. (I just hope that someone isn't my mother. Ew.) If that someone (again, NOT my mother) were a prospective sexu...more
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Mar 22, 2011
Manny
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Yesterday, I was sitting on the train, lost in gloomy thoughts inspired by reading Voices from Chernobyl, when I suddenly became aware of hysterical laughter from the other side of the aisle. Three 20-something women were watching The Sweetest Thing on their laptop with the sound turned well up. They had just reached The Penis Song. I couldn't help watching too.
If you aren't familiar with this masterpiece, check it out now! It's terrific.
If you aren't familiar with this masterpiece, check it out now! It's terrific.
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Not really that great of a book. Very short, ironically, but it does have a few funny parts. The true usefulness of this book is leaving it within sight to silently hint at something that you can't outright brag about (as if you truly need a self-help book for this "problem")
This is a great book for those of us trying to hide the bulge our whole lives. Difficult to talk about with friends who think you are patronizing. Read it here from an impartial source.
Jun 27, 2012
Arthur Graham
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I don't typically read a lot of self-help books, but I think I'll make an exception for this one...
And no, it's not actually for my wife! ;-)
And no, it's not actually for my wife! ;-)
Though some problems cannot be fixed by a mere book, this work is without equal in helping come to terms with this terrible condition. LOL DONGS
Feb 14, 2012
Tom
marked it as to-read
I am kidding. I have no need to read this book. Sadly.
But gosh, all those poor guys. How they must suffer.
hahahahahahahahahhahahah
But gosh, all those poor guys. How they must suffer.
hahahahahahahahahhahahah
While there are some laugh-out-loud parts, this book could be about 60 pages shorter and I doubt anyone would complain.
Hilarious tongue-in-cheek book written for suffers of OMG, Oversized Male Genitalia. A quick read at only 125 pages.
We picked this up for the annual family gag gift exchange and it was a hit! I had to peruse this before gifting and while it is funny, it's not as funny as I had hoped it would be. The best bits are the title (of course) and the measuring tools in the covers. Definitely a funny novelty book but other than that, not a lot of funnies inside.
I bought the book because of the funny title and to put it in the rear tray of my car.
a very informative parody. sometimes a little too informative
Still having problems but just living one inch at a time.
one of the better birthday presents i've had.
must have for men like me!
Funny present but nothing people would really, seriously read.
Amusement for amusement's sake. Nothing else.
surprisingly helpful.
Jun 06, 2013
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