How to Live with a Huge Penis
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How to Live with a Huge Penis

3.65 of 5 stars 3.65  ·  rating details  ·  69 ratings  ·  22 reviews
Is Bigger Really Better?

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them a...more
Paperback, 128 pages
Published February 1st 2009 by Quirk Books
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Dec 03, 2013 David rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to David by: Michelle Weinman
Shelves: low-calorie
Even though this gift was ironic in nature -- and trust me, is it ever! -- that won't stop me from placing it between Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago, Volume 1 and Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason on my bookshelf. I am hoping someone (anyone!) will peruse my multicolored spines -- which allude to my general seriousness and gravity -- and get entirely the wrong idea. (I just hope that someone isn't my mother. Ew.) If that someone (again, NOT my mother) were a prospective sexu...more
Jun 06, 2013 notgettingenough rated it 1 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Desperates
Shelves: sociology
Who would have thought that penises would have such taste :)


Mar 22, 2011 Manny marked it as to-read
Yesterday, I was sitting on the train, lost in gloomy thoughts inspired by reading Voices from Chernobyl, when I suddenly became aware of hysterical laughter from the other side of the aisle. Three 20-something women were watching The Sweetest Thing on their laptop with the sound turned well up. They had just reached The Penis Song. I couldn't help watching too.

If you aren't familiar with this masterpiece, check it out now! It's terrific.
I am kidding. I have no need to read this book. Sadly.
But gosh, all those poor guys. How they must suffer.
Camryn Noble
Apr 01, 2014 Camryn Noble marked it as will-never-ever-read
Shelves: is-this-for-real
This is a perfect book for men everywhere to have just laying out on their coffee table when that girl you are trying to bang comes over. Just be sure you put it away before your family arrives. (Yes I did mean that as a double entendre.)
Oscar Thornell
This book made a world of difference to me. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece. This book gives practical advice and techniques for those of use burdened with such a flesh sword. Finally the wife can stop trembling like newborn fawn..
Does it hang.... brief little book... not making a joke or being ironic here.
but some of the stuff is scary like taking a rolling pin to your junk? really? is that really necessary? I mean as a teenager you did some crazy stuff, but even this wouldn't have crossed my mind, and i was chock full of hormones then.

definitely the defining moment establishing that statistically average junk is better than' honey i blew up my junk size'....

seriously....... As with a super sized meal, there are conseque...more
Hilarious. I never knew of this enormous problem before. I can only hope I will respond more understanding when someone in my environment outs himself...
We picked this up for the annual family gag gift exchange and it was a hit! I had to peruse this before gifting and while it is funny, it's not as funny as I had hoped it would be. The best bits are the title (of course) and the measuring tools in the covers. Definitely a funny novelty book but other than that, not a lot of funnies inside.
Michael Schooley
Not really that great of a book. Very short, ironically, but it does have a few funny parts. The true usefulness of this book is leaving it within sight to silently hint at something that you can't outright brag about (as if you truly need a self-help book for this "problem")
Poopoo Mcbumface
Though some problems cannot be fixed by a mere book, this work is without equal in helping come to terms with this terrible condition. LOL DONGS
While there are some laugh-out-loud parts, this book could be about 60 pages shorter and I doubt anyone would complain.
James Kauzlaric
This was a really good guide, and it definitely helped me learn many ways to get through daily life with this curse/gift.
Hilarious tongue-in-cheek book written for suffers of OMG, Oversized Male Genitalia. A quick read at only 125 pages.
Ka He
I bought the book because of the funny title and to put it in the rear tray of my car.
Miranda Boggs
a very informative parody. sometimes a little too informative
Chris Rodriguez
Still having problems but just living one inch at a time.
Jul 28, 2010 Aaron rated it 2 of 5 stars
Shelves: humor
Amusement for amusement's sake. Nothing else.
one of the better birthday presents i've had.
Mar 16, 2014 Loch marked it as to-read
surprisingly helpful. xD
must have for men like me!
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