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Birth Control Is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and Also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!
This is a Holy Spirit Manuscript book: when you buy this book you will be reading a Holy Spirit directed book from God & Christ Jesus. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULT...more
Paperback, 648 pages
Published
December 26th 2007
by Authorhouse
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May 22, 2012
Books Ring Mah Bell
added it
Recommended to Books Ring Mah Bell by:
seizure, of course.
Shelves:
would-rather-eat-my-own-poop-than-r
There are several pictures that need to be here... because they are worth 1,000 words, and this book leaves me somewhat speechless.
so...
Yes, I have used that before, but it seems appropriate here.
and
I mean really.
so...
Yes, I have used that before, but it seems appropriate here.
and
I mean really.
I've never done this before but I'm going to give this five stars despite never having read nor purchased this for a few obvious reasons.
1.) The cover is freaking awesome. Why pay good money to some liberal elite photographer or graphic artist to design a cover when you have an Olan Mills studio right in your hometown?
2.) The title needs a spoiler warning.
3.) The author hearts exclamation marks but hates apostrophe's!!
4.) May or may not be written ENTIRELY IN CAPS.
5.) I'm not sure but since the...more
1.) The cover is freaking awesome. Why pay good money to some liberal elite photographer or graphic artist to design a cover when you have an Olan Mills studio right in your hometown?
2.) The title needs a spoiler warning.
3.) The author hearts exclamation marks but hates apostrophe's!!
4.) May or may not be written ENTIRELY IN CAPS.
5.) I'm not sure but since the...more
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Jan 27, 2011
Cory
added it
ALL THE WORDS IN THIS BOOK READ LIKE THIS. IT FEELS LIKE SHE IS YELLING AT ME.
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Aug 29, 2012
Kelly-Jane
marked it as kill-me-quick-before-i-read-this
EDIT: So I just read through the synopsis again, AND I HAVE SOME SHIZZ TO SAY.
Those quotes that she's got from the Bible... I just can't. Aside from what she's quoted being totally incorrect, the actual verses in the Bible have nothing to do with whatever the hell she's going on about. For example, John 3:15, which she quotes as saying All nations will overcome the sins of birth control actually says something along the lines of Those who believe shall have eternal life in Him.
RELEVANCE?
Also, CA...more
Those quotes that she's got from the Bible... I just can't. Aside from what she's quoted being totally incorrect, the actual verses in the Bible have nothing to do with whatever the hell she's going on about. For example, John 3:15, which she quotes as saying All nations will overcome the sins of birth control actually says something along the lines of Those who believe shall have eternal life in Him.
RELEVANCE?
Also, CA...more
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Stupidass picture: "If you love Satanas, keep scrolling. If you love Jesus, like and share!"
Me: *keeps scrolling*
Jesus: Bro! Dafuq? Y U no love meh? D:
Me: Don't take like that, dude. It's nothin personal. You know we tight.
Jesus: But you didn't like the picture!
Me: Wait for it.
Satan: *few seconds later* IT WAS MEEE!!!! ~I~ made the picture as a test! Do you see, Jebus, how nobody loves you? MUAHAAHAHAHA!
Me: Satan, you really have to work on healthier ways of boosting your self-esteem.
Me: *keeps scrolling*
Jesus: Bro! Dafuq? Y U no love meh? D:
Me: Don't take like that, dude. It's nothin personal. You know we tight.
Jesus: But you didn't like the picture!
Me: Wait for it.
Satan: *few seconds later* IT WAS MEEE!!!! ~I~ made the picture as a test! Do you see, Jebus, how nobody loves you? MUAHAAHAHAHA!
Me: Satan, you really have to work on healthier ways of boosting your self-esteem.
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Jul 21, 2012
John
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Self-flagellants & English teachers
Shelves:
farce
Ms. Strong-Anderson, please turn your Caps Lock key OFF!
Some time ago, a witty colleague asked me if I had seen author Ms. Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson's epic 648-page "masterpiece" Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!, and I had to reply that I had not. I was told by my friend where to look, so I did, and I read some of the reviews. But at the price asked by the author, all I could do was shake my head, as it seemed to be quite a p...more
Some time ago, a witty colleague asked me if I had seen author Ms. Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson's epic 648-page "masterpiece" Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!, and I had to reply that I had not. I was told by my friend where to look, so I did, and I read some of the reviews. But at the price asked by the author, all I could do was shake my head, as it seemed to be quite a p...more
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Mar 13, 2012
Ashley
marked it as to-read
WHY is this book consisting of 648 pages when it's pretty much summed up by the really un-blatant, totally subtle title?
Also, this "book" takes the cake for top 3 best book covers EVER. (not singling it out as THE top, I still have long ways to go in my life, many more book covers to flip. I will thereby only declare it to be THE top book cover EVER on my d-bed.)
In Singapore we'd really liken the book cover to a relatively shoddy maid agency advertisement in the weekday classifieds. Also this pi...more
Also, this "book" takes the cake for top 3 best book covers EVER. (not singling it out as THE top, I still have long ways to go in my life, many more book covers to flip. I will thereby only declare it to be THE top book cover EVER on my d-bed.)
In Singapore we'd really liken the book cover to a relatively shoddy maid agency advertisement in the weekday classifieds. Also this pi...more
The Holy Spirit must need two things:
1) an editor.
2) a keyboard where the shift key doesn't stick.*
Footnotes:
*Thing 2) can be dismissed if the audiobook requires the narrator to shout all capitalized text. Gilbert Gottfried seems to me the best choice for this task.
1) an editor.
2) a keyboard where the shift key doesn't stick.*
Footnotes:
*Thing 2) can be dismissed if the audiobook requires the narrator to shout all capitalized text. Gilbert Gottfried seems to me the best choice for this task.
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Jul 02, 2012
Lyn (The Heartless)
marked it as no
WHY IS THE DESCRIPTION WRITTEN IN CAPS? WHY ARE WE YELLING???
Aug 17, 2012
Misfit
marked it as will-never-read
Hehe. Just go over to Amazon and read the reviews, plus the added reader pics. Written all in caps.
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It's people like this who just has anybody with any sense shaking their heads in disbelief... the level of ignorance is frightening.
I quote: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED:
Yaye for computer dictators!
I quote: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED:
Yaye for computer dictators!
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I assume this is a single staple, chapbook compilation of quotes taken from telephone poles and bathroom stall dividers. An (inadvertently) devastating critique of democracy...
There are so many things wrong with this book that I can't help but think we should have a mass burning of it and cleanse the world from it instead of other evil material. This is also evil. It's making God look selfish, supernatural dictator.
I'm a Christian and yet I'm shaking my head so hard at this rate my vision will be permanently blurry.
Seriously?
The verses you used don't even apply. Your points make no sense. Your demands are ridiculous and insane. You're the reason why there are people w...more
I'm a Christian and yet I'm shaking my head so hard at this rate my vision will be permanently blurry.
Seriously?
The verses you used don't even apply. Your points make no sense. Your demands are ridiculous and insane. You're the reason why there are people w...more
I think that the lady who wrote this book would have better success with having her book taken seriously if the title of this book was not written in capslock, and that the product description and summary were also written in lower-case and properly formatted, because gosh darn, a TEXTWALL OF CAPSLOCK certainly doesn't entice one to a positive conclusion about the product. I also doubt there's such a thing as 'Priesthood Children' but oh well.
Unfortunately, the book itself is no better, birth co...more
Unfortunately, the book itself is no better, birth co...more
What the actual fuck? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? You're asking me to pay $150 for a paperback book that has a shitty cover and a longer title than Supercalafrigicexpialadocious?
Okay, let me begin with a proper review of this thing. The inside of the book is not edited and Ms. Elyabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson (view spoiler) has perhaps the worst writing I've ever had to put up with in my entire life.
The sypnosis in itself screams: FAIL! Let's comment on...more
Okay, let me begin with a proper review of this thing. The inside of the book is not edited and Ms. Elyabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson (view spoiler) has perhaps the worst writing I've ever had to put up with in my entire life.
The sypnosis in itself screams: FAIL! Let's comment on...more
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I HAVE NOT ACTUALLY READ THIS BOOK. >I HAVE ONLY READ THE REVIEWS AND THE SAMPLE PAGES PROVIDED ON AMAZON!!! I WOULD NEVER READ THIS< BOOK. HOWEVER: IT HAS GIVEN ME A NEW APPRECIATION FOR ALL CAPS TYPING. IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL ANDI FEEL LIKE I'M REALLY ABLE TO DRIVE> MY POINT: ACROSS!! I ALSO ENJOY USING NEW PUNCTUATION SUCH AS > AND < RANDOMLY IN MY SENTENCES. AND I HAVE LEARNED THAT IF I MISSPELL SOMETHING>> IT IS OK TO JUST: LEAVE IT. I LEARNED A FEW NEW WORDS WHILE L...more
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I couldn't resist. I have studied enough psychology to be fascinated by people so brainwashed- in this case by christian mythology- that they go completely crazy. My main thought here was to wonder how long this woman has been off of her medication and why the doctor has not had her locked up for intensive therapy to try to restore her brain. Alas, apparently no one cares enough to try to help this poor deranged woman get a grip and get her back on her meds
If you have not had the misfortune to a...more
If you have not had the misfortune to a...more
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WOW! FIRST OF ALL, LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM THOROUGHLY IMPRESSED. NO, REALLY! WHY, YOU MAY ASK. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU.
FOR ONE THING, I JUST WANT TO FLAT OUT CONGRADULATE THE AUTHOR FOR ACHIEVING WHAT I THOUGHT TO BE UNACHIEVABLE. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I WAS EVER ABLE TO READ AN ENTIRE BOOK BY JUST READING THE COVER. TOTALLY AWESOME, IF YOU ASK ME. AND TALK ABOUT THE GRAPHIC DESIGNING FOR THE COVER. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE AUTHOR. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO HAVE SOME COVER...more
FOR ONE THING, I JUST WANT TO FLAT OUT CONGRADULATE THE AUTHOR FOR ACHIEVING WHAT I THOUGHT TO BE UNACHIEVABLE. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I WAS EVER ABLE TO READ AN ENTIRE BOOK BY JUST READING THE COVER. TOTALLY AWESOME, IF YOU ASK ME. AND TALK ABOUT THE GRAPHIC DESIGNING FOR THE COVER. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE AUTHOR. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO HAVE SOME COVER...more
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Ms. Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson, BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! (AuthorHouse, 2008)
I am doing something I absolutely never do with this book: I am writing the review as I go along, because there are so many precious quotes that I want to use here I'll go through an entire notebook if I wait until I'm finished to kick this off. As I write these opening words, I'm only about thirty pages into this monstrosity, but there's absol...more
I am doing something I absolutely never do with this book: I am writing the review as I go along, because there are so many precious quotes that I want to use here I'll go through an entire notebook if I wait until I'm finished to kick this off. As I write these opening words, I'm only about thirty pages into this monstrosity, but there's absol...more
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Mar 25, 2012
Shanna
marked it as to-read
You're kidding right $150 dollars. I recommend for a good laugh go the amazon page and check "the customers who viewed this item" bit scroll through the pages. If you don't piss yourself laughing I'll give you your money back, oh that's right, you didn't give me any money.
All that being said, I'd read for the laughs, but $150 really?
Okay so someone let me know about the kindle version on Amazon for the bargain basement price of $3, so for the giggles I bought it. Though I suspect it'll just enco...more
All that being said, I'd read for the laughs, but $150 really?
Okay so someone let me know about the kindle version on Amazon for the bargain basement price of $3, so for the giggles I bought it. Though I suspect it'll just enco...more
Look at her. She's telling you with her eyes, "I'M RIGHT! I'M RIGHT!"
I didn't know eyes could scream.
Anyways, look at my shelves, ignoring the one that says "to-read" because... ah, well, just look at the other shelf.
GOTTA LOVE THOSE COMPUTER DICTATORS!
I didn't know eyes could scream.
Anyways, look at my shelves, ignoring the one that says "to-read" because... ah, well, just look at the other shelf.
GOTTA LOVE THOSE COMPUTER DICTATORS!
No didn't read this one either. But get this: there's this thing that's a pill or a rubber thing called birth control and condoms. It isn't sinful to use these if you want a healthy sex life with out producing children. EVERYONE uses protection. I will too once it's the right time in my life to do that. It's not robbing shit. It's so the earth won't blow up anymore than it already is! Dipshits!!! There are people who want to stop at 1 or 2 or 4 whatever. That's what those things are for! I'm sur...more
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Jul 30, 2012
Angela
marked it as no-thank-you
What the actual fuck? I really hope this is a joke. A joke in bad taste.
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Oh. Oooooh!
I get it! Random impregnation and overpopulation is so cool!
Wohooo!! Rock on!
I wonder…is it as cool , or more cool to have gazillion kids come out of your uterus while it stretches like the proverbial bubble gum in to a sad lumpy mass?
I am…not…sure…but seeing as how contraception is a sin, I seem to NEED a couple of episiotomies. A year.
Yah…I can not…wait.
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Bottom line?
If only I could rate it less then one star. Like...minus stars.
Over and out.
I get it! Random impregnation and overpopulation is so cool!
Wohooo!! Rock on!
I wonder…is it as cool , or more cool to have gazillion kids come out of your uterus while it stretches like the proverbial bubble gum in to a sad lumpy mass?
I am…not…sure…but seeing as how contraception is a sin, I seem to NEED a couple of episiotomies. A year.
Yah…I can not…wait.
Bottom line?
If only I could rate it less then one star. Like...minus stars.
Over and out.
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Jan 23, 2012
Joshua Nomen-Mutatio
marked it as too-insane-for-reading
Recommends it for:
Comedians, Masochists
Taking a place alongside
How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
this is also a true classic in the canon of Bat Guano Mental Illness Literature. I've read the first two pages on GoogleBooks and skimmed through some more of its 648 pages in horror and disbelief, accompanied by nervous laughter, and in a kind of awe at the sheer fact of its existence--imagining and acknowledging that a human being actually wrote this, and apparently wrote...more
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I would just like to thank the author of this book for making me laugh so hard I almost fell out of my chair. No, I have not read this, and I have no desire to read it. But seeing the title of this book just made my day. As Albert Einstein once said, "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the the universe."
lol I'm not even going to bother reading this. Is this some kind of joke? How did this even get published? Were they high or something?
I'm just praying to the Lord Almighty that He, in all of his eternal Holiness and Love and etc, only blessed us with this book amidst these idiotic debates for the comic relief.
I'm just praying to the Lord Almighty that He, in all of his eternal Holiness and Love and etc, only blessed us with this book amidst these idiotic debates for the comic relief.
May 04, 2013
Tʀɪsʜᴀ Hᴀʀʀɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ
marked it as hell-no
I CAN MIMIC THIS AUTHORS LOVE OF CAP LOCKS. LETS HOPE THIS BOOK SELLS A MILLION COPIES AND WE CAN ALL LEARN THE WONDER OF THE CAP LOCK. YES I AM BEING SARCASTIC!!!
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This woman is a troll. It is completely obvious that she is.
I read part of this book, I said the 'fleshy parts' thing out loud, and I almost died laughing.
One could die of alcohol poisoning from this book.
Go out and buy it. It is a masterpiece. (I don't care if it's 150)
I read part of this book, I said the 'fleshy parts' thing out loud, and I almost died laughing.
One could die of alcohol poisoning from this book.
Go out and buy it. It is a masterpiece. (I don't care if it's 150)
I've never read this book, but it gets five stars for sheer biblical truth. In "THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES" birth control is a sin. In pagan marriages or ouside of wedlock, birth control is okay. Lord know we don't need anymore heathens running around. - Leviticus 64:13
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