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During a terrible blizzard Steffie finds a naked man with a Y incision on his chest standing in the middle of her garage. Thinking he's wandered away from the hospital and is suffering from hypothermia, Steffie brings him into her house and attempts to warm him up. Things get hot alright as Steffie gives her visitor the sexy show of his (un)life and gets a little more than ...more
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Published February 7th 2009 by Eternal Press
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Christy Stewart
Ask anyone that's been to a book store with me, I've been saying someone needs to do zombie erotica/romance FOREVER. I was thrilled when I found this (the name had promise too) but was pissed when I found half the book is previews for other books. Only 10 pages of this is the story and it isn't worth $2.50.

Now, it is a bit funny but not as much as it could be! I wanted body parts falling off...like his penis.
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Feb 16, 2009 Angela rated it it was amazing
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I thoroughly enjoyed this short story! It was entertaining, well-written, and left me wanting more!

I will definitely pick up the sequel, if there is one.
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