The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear (Zamonien #1)
Captain Bluebear tells the story of his first 13-1/2 lives spent on the mysterious continent of Zamonia, where intelligence is an infectious disease, water flows uphill, and dangers lie in wait for him around every corner.
"A bluebear has twenty-seven lives. I shall recount thirteen and a half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest," says the narrator of Walter...more
"A bluebear has twenty-seven lives. I shall recount thirteen and a half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest," says the narrator of Walter...more
Paperback, 704 pages
Published
August 29th 2006
by Overlook TP
(first published February 23rd 1999)
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May 24, 2008
Paul
rated it
1 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
people who like the same thing, over and over and over again
Ehhh. If I would have been the editor on this book I would have cut out about, oh, 400 pages. And I would have asked if maybe, just maybe, we could work some STORY into the novel.
Really, the book is no more than a catalog of happenstance. I did THIS, and then THIS happened, and after that I went to THIS weird place where I did THIS weird thing. Multiply that by some 700 pages and you have a snorefest. Was it wildly inventive? Yes it was. Were there interesting characters? Certainly. What about...more
Really, the book is no more than a catalog of happenstance. I did THIS, and then THIS happened, and after that I went to THIS weird place where I did THIS weird thing. Multiply that by some 700 pages and you have a snorefest. Was it wildly inventive? Yes it was. Were there interesting characters? Certainly. What about...more
I spent the first 300 or so pages of this book trying to figure out whether it was a children's book for very advanced children or an adult book for readers who hadn't lost their sense of play and wonder. It's whimsically illustrated, audaciously imaginative, and has a distinked [sic] fascination with body odor. But to get some of the jokes, you need to have a passing familiarity with quantum physics, string theory, and academic politics. Eventually I gave up trying to categorize it and just enj...more
Now this is just brilliant! The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear is one of the most fascinating books I've read. Walter Moers creates a vivid and imaginative universe and stays absolutely true to it to the very end. I think it might even be a bit better than The City of Dreaming Books although I don't like to admit it.
I love his way of using the book media to tell his story, and though I generally don't care much for illustrations one way or another, here they definitely enhance the story. The c...more
I love his way of using the book media to tell his story, and though I generally don't care much for illustrations one way or another, here they definitely enhance the story. The c...more
May 16, 2007
Valerie
rated it
5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
Someone with a sense of humour, enjoyment of puns, and creative imagination
I picked it up because the cover art caught my attention and the title was so novel as to get me to skim through a few pages. It's a tome of a book, but really a fast read. Broken down into each of Bluebear's "lives" it's more of a collection of 13 1/2 stories than one contiguous story (though they do all tie in together, of course). It is reminiscent of a children's story book but with complex ideas so as to be interesting to the adult. But that kind of feel. A blue bear that rides on the back...more
This may sound tautological, but I'm disappointed that I didn't like this book. Obviously, one would be disappointed after reading a 700 page book he didn't enjoy, but there's something more here. It's like this poem.
I had been to Zamonia first in City of Dreaming Books and then again in Rumo. I enjoyed its quirky characters and the playful adventures they endured. And no one has more adventures than Bluebear--13, in fact, with many, many sub-adventures. Every single one places Bluebear in the m...more
I had been to Zamonia first in City of Dreaming Books and then again in Rumo. I enjoyed its quirky characters and the playful adventures they endured. And no one has more adventures than Bluebear--13, in fact, with many, many sub-adventures. Every single one places Bluebear in the m...more
After reading "rumo" and "city of dreaming books", which I both loved ! I was so excited to read this one too. Later I realized that I was reading them in exactly the opposite order.
After reading 1/3 of the book, I just gave up.
Even now I don't remember what it was about, and I don't think I'll ever start to read this book again.
After reading 1/3 of the book, I just gave up.
Even now I don't remember what it was about, and I don't think I'll ever start to read this book again.
is a long an entertainingly illustrated book of silliness. It all starts with the Mini-Pirates and goes on from there. The silliness is charming but also so unrelenting that I had to take breaks. What do you expect from a German cartoonist who is responsible for a character called Little Asshole? (March 31, 2007)
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The slipcover of this book compared the writing to Douglas Adams and J.R.R. Tolkein. While I agree that the author could be considered slightly clever and the book an epic saga, both become victims of too much of an almost good thing. This book is 700 pages of repetitive, redundant and reiterative rubbish. I was tempted to stop reading about 300 pages into it but for some unknown reason gave it a chance. Now, I want those last 400 pages of my life back! The endlessness of the story grew increasi...more
I'm pretty torn on this book. On the one hand, it's adorable. The pictures are great. It's so different. There were parts I really enjoyed beginning, middle, and end. And then there were parts I was just trying to get through beginning, middle, and end. And I don't very much like that this book and its author were compared to Tolkien, Rowling, and some others. It created an expectation within me that wasn't quite met. But again, there were some great parts of the story, fun characters. I loved t...more
This book was adorable. I picked it up because I was studying for a very big exam and needed something at the end of the day that didn't require a lot of thought. Contrary to some of the other reviews, this book is absolutely and unequivocally, a children's book. For the most part I liked it. It was well written, cute, creative, and easy to read.
The only really tedious parts of the book were the lists. A lot of new scenarios were hyperbolized by these long lists of phrases or words that collecti...more
The only really tedious parts of the book were the lists. A lot of new scenarios were hyperbolized by these long lists of phrases or words that collecti...more
How often is it in our adult lives that we are able to be completely swept away by an epic, fantastical story?
Bluebear is the everyman's protagonist. Sure, he becomes gifted with extraordinary talents as a result of his journeys, but he's no Hercules. I love this book because Bluebear is like a literary John Goodman, waking up and wandering through life all cuddly and wise. We never really know Bluebear's quest until he's accomplished it, which is also wonderful.
The supporting characters in th...more
Bluebear is the everyman's protagonist. Sure, he becomes gifted with extraordinary talents as a result of his journeys, but he's no Hercules. I love this book because Bluebear is like a literary John Goodman, waking up and wandering through life all cuddly and wise. We never really know Bluebear's quest until he's accomplished it, which is also wonderful.
The supporting characters in th...more
BLUEBEAR is a curious book. It is encyclopedic (in at least two ways) and only somewhat action-driven. I'll make a distinction here between "action" and "plot" because there is no plot to speak of. Told in first person, BLUEBEAR is the memoir of our titular character (who, curiously, never becomes a captain). Like many memoirs, it is more about the course of a life than it is about a quest or an incident.
The first way that Moers writes an encyclopedia is in his descriptions. I was reminded of S...more
The first way that Moers writes an encyclopedia is in his descriptions. I was reminded of S...more
Massive book that is sold - in the UK at least - as an adult book. Who knows why? I read it aloud to my nine-year old and he loved it so much that he read it to himself, twice - all 700 pages of it. I bought it for my nephew, same age, and he went out and got something else by the same author, so he must have liked it too.
There is only one Blue bear on all of the legendary continent of Zamonia. This book charts his adventures as he discovers who and what he is. His first life is with the minipir...more
There is only one Blue bear on all of the legendary continent of Zamonia. This book charts his adventures as he discovers who and what he is. His first life is with the minipir...more
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Author Bio:
Walter Moers, (born in Germany) is one of the best-known and commercially most successful German comic creators and authors. Moers has been publishing since 1984. He first became known with cartoon-like comics that were marked by an ironic view of the world and a conscious violation of political correctness. Many of his works first appeared in the satirical magazine Titanic. In addition to these comics clearly inte...more
Author Bio:
Walter Moers, (born in Germany) is one of the best-known and commercially most successful German comic creators and authors. Moers has been publishing since 1984. He first became known with cartoon-like comics that were marked by an ironic view of the world and a conscious violation of political correctness. Many of his works first appeared in the satirical magazine Titanic. In addition to these comics clearly inte...more
The most masterful piece of absurdist fantasy I have ever read.
This seven-hundred plus page tome is thirteen and a half interconnected stories of the adventures of Bluebear. He is born in a walnut shell on the ocean and is rescued by Minipirates, three-foot tall buccaneers who are afraid of the dark. Alas, Bluebear gets too big for the ship and is put out to sea. There, he is taught to speak by a pair of waves, gets fattened up by a gourmet island that wants to eat him, gets swept up in an infi...more
This seven-hundred plus page tome is thirteen and a half interconnected stories of the adventures of Bluebear. He is born in a walnut shell on the ocean and is rescued by Minipirates, three-foot tall buccaneers who are afraid of the dark. Alas, Bluebear gets too big for the ship and is put out to sea. There, he is taught to speak by a pair of waves, gets fattened up by a gourmet island that wants to eat him, gets swept up in an infi...more
I feel like a committee of writers was gathered together to study my literary likes and dislikes and write a book designed especially for me. And just like everything designed by committee it's just not quite right.
Credit where credit is due, Walter Moers seems to have both an unlimited imagination (i lost track of how many characters he invented, how many locations, how many bits of fictitious philosophy, etc) and an unlimited energy for recording it (this book topped out at 702 pages). However...more
Credit where credit is due, Walter Moers seems to have both an unlimited imagination (i lost track of how many characters he invented, how many locations, how many bits of fictitious philosophy, etc) and an unlimited energy for recording it (this book topped out at 702 pages). However...more
Nov 17, 2011
Duesterwald-Online
rated it
2 of 5 stars
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Inhalt:
Die 13 1/2 Leben des Käpt'n Blaubär ist der erste Roman Moers aus der Zamonienreihe.
Es wird das Leben des Protagonisten Käpt'n Blaubär geschildert, der jedoch nichts mit dem allseits bekannten Blaubär aus der Sendung mit der Maus gemeinsam hat.
Moers erzählt alle 13 1/2 Leben des Blaubärs und dem Kontinent, auf dem sich dieser befindet, Zamonien.
Er schildert in lexikonartigen Einschüben die Gegenden, Städte und Lebewesen, die sich dort befinden.
Meinung:
Ich hatte große Erwartungen an das...more
Die 13 1/2 Leben des Käpt'n Blaubär ist der erste Roman Moers aus der Zamonienreihe.
Es wird das Leben des Protagonisten Käpt'n Blaubär geschildert, der jedoch nichts mit dem allseits bekannten Blaubär aus der Sendung mit der Maus gemeinsam hat.
Moers erzählt alle 13 1/2 Leben des Blaubärs und dem Kontinent, auf dem sich dieser befindet, Zamonien.
Er schildert in lexikonartigen Einschüben die Gegenden, Städte und Lebewesen, die sich dort befinden.
Meinung:
Ich hatte große Erwartungen an das...more
The book really is about the 13 1/2 lives of a blue bear. Not that he dies or anything. Basically just chapters in his life. Some of the lives are short...some are long...but they're all very imaginative! You get so wrapped up in the chapters because they're descriptive and just plain fun to read about. What sucks though, is just when you get sucked into one of the chapters and attached to the characters he quickly starts a new life.
The end of the chapters, or lives, are so abrupt and most of th...more
The end of the chapters, or lives, are so abrupt and most of th...more
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Did you know that bluebears have 27 lives? Do you happen to know what a bluebear is? Why not learn about one of the most famous bluebears in Walter Moers' The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear. In it, Captain Bluebear recounts tales from his hectic life in a continent known as Zamonia. From his sea voyages with the Minipirates to his travels to the 2364th Dimension, the good Captain has seen it all.
Walter Moers was an unknown author to...more
Did you know that bluebears have 27 lives? Do you happen to know what a bluebear is? Why not learn about one of the most famous bluebears in Walter Moers' The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear. In it, Captain Bluebear recounts tales from his hectic life in a continent known as Zamonia. From his sea voyages with the Minipirates to his travels to the 2364th Dimension, the good Captain has seen it all.
Walter Moers was an unknown author to...more
‘Life is too precious to be left to chance’ ~ Deus X. Machina
And so begins the amazing the story of Captain Bluebear and his many adventures during his 13/2 lives.
‘The 13/2 lives of Captain Bluebear’ has been compared to various books but I feel that the book can hold its ground in one of most original tales I have read, the twists, the characters, everything in the book was just a delight to read, from the mini pirates at the beginning to the ultimate ending (which I will not give it away).
The...more
And so begins the amazing the story of Captain Bluebear and his many adventures during his 13/2 lives.
‘The 13/2 lives of Captain Bluebear’ has been compared to various books but I feel that the book can hold its ground in one of most original tales I have read, the twists, the characters, everything in the book was just a delight to read, from the mini pirates at the beginning to the ultimate ending (which I will not give it away).
The...more
I read Walter Moers' Zamonia books "backwards," so, by the time I got to this, his first book, I already had an emotional connection to the place. For that reason, and because I love Moers' creative writing style, I enjoyed this book a lot. Unlike a lot of other authors for adults, Moers isn't scared to write about imaginative worlds and creatures, and doesn't care if they don't exactly make sense. Because of this, his works bring back the same giddy excitement that I used to get while reading a...more
Humor is a very personal matter. What some people find funny, others find stupid. I've always tended to enjoy British humor more than American, outside of Mel Brooks. I prefer Blackadder over Mr. Bean. I love Little Britain, but don't really find Webb and Mitchell (or is it Mitchell and Webb?) to be as fulfilling. They seem to try too hard.
I enjoyed this book. I do see, however, how it will not be to everyone's tastes.
There is much in Bluebear that is amusing and wonderful. The story is very epi...more
I enjoyed this book. I do see, however, how it will not be to everyone's tastes.
There is much in Bluebear that is amusing and wonderful. The story is very epi...more
I really hate not finishing books, but this one was just not doing anything for me. Considering it's 700 pages, I didn't think it was worth it to keep reading, since the storyline seemed to be the same thing throughout the rest of the book.
It's a very cute, imaginative read. It reminded me a LOT of "The Phantom Tollbooth," which is one of my most favorite books. It's also very "Alice in Wonderland"-esque, which is another of my favorite books. So, I'm sort of surprised I didn't like it. I think...more
It's a very cute, imaginative read. It reminded me a LOT of "The Phantom Tollbooth," which is one of my most favorite books. It's also very "Alice in Wonderland"-esque, which is another of my favorite books. So, I'm sort of surprised I didn't like it. I think...more
Ma... e la trama?
Settecento pagine piene di fantasia quasi senza freni.
Invenzioni di creature, personaggi, ambienti, invenzioni e idee come se piovesse: piacevoli, simpatiche, divertenti, mirabolanti, astruse, agili, libere, dirompenti, destabilizzanti.
Settecento pagine che volano via come il vento, da leggersi in pochi giorni.
Peccato che manchi una cosa: la trama.
Settecento pagine ridotte quasi unicamente a una sequela delle suddette invenzioni, incollate l'una di seguito all'altra; invenzioni...more
Settecento pagine piene di fantasia quasi senza freni.
Invenzioni di creature, personaggi, ambienti, invenzioni e idee come se piovesse: piacevoli, simpatiche, divertenti, mirabolanti, astruse, agili, libere, dirompenti, destabilizzanti.
Settecento pagine che volano via come il vento, da leggersi in pochi giorni.
Peccato che manchi una cosa: la trama.
Settecento pagine ridotte quasi unicamente a una sequela delle suddette invenzioni, incollate l'una di seguito all'altra; invenzioni...more
This book may be short on plot but it makes up for it for the most part with wonderfully descriptive prose and all manner of imaginative creations. It's essentially a combination of Baron Münchhausen and Hitchhiker's Guide, and how one reacts to the unrelenting silliness will essentially decide whether one likes the book or not. Certainly it gets a little formulaic: the titular character meanders across half of Moers' fictional continent of Zamonia, finds himself in seemingly unavoidable danger,...more
This is an enormous book my elder son just sent me because "I share his sense of humour". I love the short chapterlets and so far so good. I picked it up immediately thinking I must have won it on Goodreads, because "no one in his right mind would post such a heavyweight". Oh, well perhaps my son shares more than humour with me! ;-)
This has taken me an absolute age to wade through. I enjoyed the beginning and then the adventures / lives started to get a bit repetitive. Somehow undiluted imaginat...more
This has taken me an absolute age to wade through. I enjoyed the beginning and then the adventures / lives started to get a bit repetitive. Somehow undiluted imaginat...more
Captain Bluebear was a long book. And it felt long. That isn't to say it wasn't entertaining. Merely, longwinded. I will be reading another of Walter Moers books. I am curious if the rambling of this one was because it was a world building first book, and perhaps his others that take place in the same world will not have to go into as much detail. Or, perhaps the fact that this one was supposed to be the autobiography of Bluebear, who seems to be long-winded as just a part of his character, made...more
This is not a normal book. If you want a normal book, this one is not for you. Moers is the King of Craziness. I imagine it (the ideas for his books) happening like this - Papa Moers has a child with insomnia, and the only way he can get this kid to fall asleep is to make up stories - long stories, stories that dredge every inch of his imagination (the most prodigious imagination ever)...
If you want to know who lives inside the eye of a tornado, or what its like to live in a mirage city, or meet...more
If you want to know who lives inside the eye of a tornado, or what its like to live in a mirage city, or meet...more
True masterpiece!
“Life is too precious to be left to chance”
(Preview from Goodreads)"Captain Bluebear tells the story of his first 13-1/2 lives spent on the mysterious continent of Zamonia, where intelligence is an infectious disease, water flows uphill, and dangers lie in wait for him around every corner.
“Life is too precious to be left to chance”
(Preview from Goodreads)"Captain Bluebear tells the story of his first 13-1/2 lives spent on the mysterious continent of Zamonia, where intelligence is an infectious disease, water flows uphill, and dangers lie in wait for him around every corner.
A BlueBear has twenty-seven lives. I shall recount thirteen and a half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest," says the narrator of Walter Moers’s epic adventure. "What about the
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Walter Moers was born in 1957 and is a writer, cartoonist, painter and sculptor. He has refused to be photographed ever since his comic strips The Little Asshole and Adolf were published, the latter leading him to be declared persona non grata by the political right in Germany. Walter Moers lives in Hamburg.
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