I didn’t want to imagine that conversation and how utterly pathetic I had sounded in it.
Daphne: Hi, Buddy, I have this friend who I’m trying to set up—
Buddy: I’m busy that night.
Daphne: I haven’t told you what night.
Buddy: If she’s not capable of getting a date on her own, then I’m busy.
Daphne (because Daphne is delusional when it comes to her friends): Giovanna is gorgeous, smart, and nice—everything anyone would want, but, we