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Excuses and Lies (Lines For All Occasions) (Lines for All Occasions)

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Everybody lies. If they say they don't, they're lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival. Six-month-old babies first deceive with fake laughter and cries. So the question isn't whether to lie, it's how. Excuses & Lies for All Occasions provides verbatim lines for the workplace, friendships, family, your own inn ...more
Hardcover, 112 pages
Published March 1st 2013 by Knock Knock (first published July 1st 2008)
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Sophi
Mar 17, 2011 Sophi rated it liked it
This book has found the perfect medium by providing you with actual excuses that could really work, and keeping you entertained with excuses that are so stupid they should have their own national monument.
Knit Spirit
Sep 26, 2015 Knit Spirit rated it liked it
Un livre drôle à prendre au second degré. Il ne se lit pas tout d'un coup comme un roman mais par petites touches, quelques phrases par ci par là. C'est intéressant car il y a aussi des explication scientifiques / psychologiques à certains comportements et en plus, ça permet de pratiquer son anglais.
En bref : sympathique !
Joseph Solitare
Apr 26, 2016 Joseph Solitare rated it it was ok
Had a good laugh.
Melissa
Jan 04, 2016 Melissa rated it liked it
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awesome! very useful and good for a laugh! Everybody is doing it! The question is not whether to lie, it's to know how... so true!
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Aug 17, 2013 Paula rated it really liked it
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This little book is great for a chuckle and a head slapping "I've been there" moment.
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