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Excuses and Lies (Lines For All Occasions) (Lines for All Occasions)

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Everybody lies. If they say they don't, they're lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival. Six-month-old babies first deceive with fake laughter and cries. So the question isn't whether to lie, it's how. Excuses & Lies for All Occasions provides verbatim lines for the workplace, friendships, family, your own inn ...more
Hardcover, 112 pages
Published March 1st 2013 by Knock Knock (first published July 1st 2008)
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Sophi
This book has found the perfect medium by providing you with actual excuses that could really work, and keeping you entertained with excuses that are so stupid they should have their own national monument.
Melissa
awesome! very useful and good for a laugh! Everybody is doing it! The question is not whether to lie, it's to know how... so true!
Paula
Aug 17, 2013 Paula rated it 4 of 5 stars
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This little book is great for a chuckle and a head slapping "I've been there" moment.
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Our products aspire to bring humor, function, organization, and aesthetics to everyday life. We believe that people are intelligent enough to appreciate wit, wordplay, and conceptual thought. Whether we're producing
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