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Introducing The Most Dangerous Book in America Warning Before anyone decides to read this book please answer the following questions: 1) Have you ever heard of the US ARMY? 2) Do you know who M CHAEL MAYHEM is? If you answered No to the first Question, then please step away from the book and return to your spaceship. Apparently, you're not from this Planet. If you answered ...more
Paperback, 196 pages
Published August 10th 2008 by Aminia Books & Publishing
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Jan 29, 2009 Eva Leger rated it did not like it
Recommends it for: a fireplace
Recommended to Eva by: Mr. Micheal Mayhem (no one else would have)
All I can say is that I tried. I tried HARD. If you like acronyms then this might be something you'd want to read. Mr. Mayhem is quite adept at those. Um, besides that I can't really say too much else. This is a IN DEPTH, and I DO MEAN IN DEPTH, look at Army life. The only problem is the book doesn't have the interesting details that I might like to know. I don't really care all that much about the wait for the cattle truck being two hours. (This is H.U.A.W. by the way- Hurry Up And Wait) I'm ...more
I just read this book last night. It is the true tale of a man who becomes a soldier. This was his journey from intake to AIT. He brought back alot of memories for I too was a US soldier. This story has truth with lot of humor. I was literally laughing out loud at his stories and his narrative. The book reads well, he engages the author and brings you into the world of the US ARMY. For those who have experienced it, this book is worth reading, you will definitely enjoy. For those who are curious ...more