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Scarlett Johansson Asked... is one of those rare books that we never forget. This is beyond a doubt one of the most remarkable abstract literature novels. It is also one of the best. A truly perfect book wows readers today, and for good reason. Its unique language is sophisticated and humorous instead of outlandish, intriguing instead of garish. To get the idea of the book ...more
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There has always been and possibly will always be an air of mystery about Nigel Tomm, but it is certain to the public that he stands as one of the most inventive authors of contemporary literature today. Sometimes deemed as the James Joyce of this current generation, Tomm explores the meaning of avantgarde with his riveting abstract literature, art, and film. His first work, a collection of remixe ...more
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