<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<GoodreadsResponse>
	<Request>
		<authentication>false</authentication>
		    <method><![CDATA[]]></method>
	</Request>
	
<book>
  <id>60193</id>
  <title><![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]></title>
  <isbn><![CDATA[0976249820]]></isbn>
  <isbn13><![CDATA[9780976249825]]></isbn13>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <description><![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]></description>
  <work>
  <best_book_id type="integer">60193</best_book_id>
  <books_count type="integer">1</books_count>
  <desc_user_id type="integer" nil="true"></desc_user_id>
  <id type="integer">58562</id>
  <media_type nil="true"></media_type>
  <original_language_id type="integer" nil="true"></original_language_id>
  <original_publication_day type="integer">10</original_publication_day>
  <original_publication_month type="integer">3</original_publication_month>
  <original_publication_year type="integer">2005</original_publication_year>
  <original_title>Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)</original_title>
  <rating_dist>total:37|5:10|4:12|3:11|2:3|1:1|</rating_dist>
  <ratings_count type="integer">37</ratings_count>
  <ratings_sum type="integer">138</ratings_sum>
  <reviews_count type="integer">69</reviews_count>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
</work>

  <average_rating><![CDATA[3.73]]></average_rating>
  <ratings_count><![CDATA[37]]></ratings_count>
  <text_reviews_count><![CDATA[7]]></text_reviews_count>
  
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard]]></link>
  <authors>
    <author>
    <id>16625</id>
        <name><![CDATA[Carlton Mellick III]]></name>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/authors/1215289201p5/16625.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/authors/1215289201p2/16625.jpg]]></small_image_url>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16625.Carlton_Mellick_III]]></link>
    <average_rating>3.84</average_rating>
    <ratings_count>1188</ratings_count>
    <text_reviews_count>162</text_reviews_count>
  </author>
    <author>
    <id>33943</id>
        <name><![CDATA[Kevin L. Donihe]]></name>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/authors/1227135238p5/33943.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/authors/1227135238p2/33943.jpg]]></small_image_url>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/33943.Kevin_L_Donihe]]></link>
    <average_rating>4.12</average_rating>
    <ratings_count>185</ratings_count>
    <text_reviews_count>28</text_reviews_count>
  </author>
  </authors>
    <reviews start="1" end="20" total="69">
      <review>
  <id>34273235</id>
    <user>
    <id>1347210</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Kelly]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[The United States]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/1347210-kelly]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1256088923p3/1347210.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1256088923p2/1347210.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>5</rating>
  <votes>2</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
            <shelf name="favorites" />
        <shelf name="horror" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Wed Oct 01 07:54:51 -0700 2008</date_added>
  <date_updated>Wed Oct 01 07:55:12 -0700 2008</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[This book is just sick and wrong, so naturally I thought it was hilarious. Oh c’mon, a surreal twist on one of my favorite types of YA book – choose your own adventure? It had my name written all over it.  Poor Edward Packard, I bet he never could have imagined how easily his layout could be cor...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/34273235">more...</a>]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/34273235]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/34273235]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>62590125</id>
    <user>
    <id>2499577</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Jonathan]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[El Cerrito, CA]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2499577-jonathan]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1256326532p3/2499577.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1256326532p2/2499577.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>5</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
            <shelf name="favorites" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Wed Jul 08 00:29:19 -0700 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Wed Jul 15 20:09:31 -0700 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[You remember those kickass Goosebumps Choose Your Own adventures you read as a kid, where choosing the wrong path (and there was only one *right* path) would lead to you dying to being turned into a plant or being imprisoned for life or having some other unpleasant fate, with the words &quot;THE END...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/62590125">more...</a>]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/62590125]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/62590125]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>67462033</id>
    <user>
    <id>705887</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Broodingferret]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Arlington, VA]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/705887-broodingferret]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1199473230p3/705887.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1199473230p2/705887.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>5</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
            <shelf name="fiction" />
        <shelf name="screwed-up" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Fri Aug 14 23:17:00 -0700 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Fri Aug 14 23:39:10 -0700 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[If Hunter S. Thompson and Charles Manson decided one day to candy flip together and write a choose-your-own-adventure book, something very similar to <em>Ocean of Lard</em> would have been the result.  This book is a feverish blob of festering amazingness.  An excerpt written on the book's back cover grants ...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/67462033">more...</a>]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/67462033]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/67462033]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>12733609</id>
    <user>
    <id>793790</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Patrick]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Chicago, IL]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/793790-patrick]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1200553911p3/793790.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1200553911p2/793790.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>1</rating>
  <votes>1</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
            <shelf name="2007" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Thu Jan 17 02:08:51 -0800 2008</date_added>
  <date_updated>Thu Jan 17 03:18:32 -0800 2008</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[Starts with the line, &quot;You shouldn't have molested all those children,&quot; which is great, but that's the sole highlight.  I had actually written like 25 pages of a fake &quot;Choose Your Own Adventure&quot; before I heard of this, and trust me, mine will be way better.  Nice title though.]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/12733609]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/12733609]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>9639108</id>
    <user>
    <id>126668</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Josh]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Milpitas, CA]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/126668-josh-olsen]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1181698460p3/126668.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1181698460p2/126668.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>4</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
          </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[Nobody... everybody....]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at>Mon Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007</read_at>
  <date_added>Tue Nov 27 22:25:55 -0800 2007</date_added>
  <date_updated>Tue Nov 27 22:27:41 -0800 2007</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[I don't know what I could say about this book that wouldn't dissuade somneone away from it.  Very light reading, very humorous in a childish way, it's fun, and disgusting, it's a choose your own adventure book with dirty dentata teeth.]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/9639108]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/9639108]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>24502490</id>
    <user>
    <id>263894</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Cameo]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[San Francisco, CA]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/263894-cameo]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1186606898p3/263894.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1186606898p2/263894.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>2</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
          </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Sat Jun 14 15:17:10 -0700 2008</date_added>
  <date_updated>Sat Jun 14 15:17:23 -0700 2008</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[Could have been a lot better.]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/24502490]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/24502490]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>17089372</id>
    <user>
    <id>969529</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Jon]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[The United States]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/969529-jon]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-M-111x148.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-M-50x66.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>2</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
          </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at>Sat Jan 05 00:00:00 -0800 2008</read_at>
  <date_added>Wed Mar 05 11:09:49 -0800 2008</date_added>
  <date_updated>Wed Mar 05 11:10:04 -0800 2008</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[Tries too hard.]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/17089372]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/17089372]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>81616434</id>
    <user>
    <id>2211812</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Andrea/Devin]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Portland, OR]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2211812-andrea-devin-nunyabiz]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1239485882p3/2211812.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1239485882p2/2211812.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>0</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
            <shelf name="to-read" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Sun Dec 20 19:48:31 -0800 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Sun Dec 20 19:48:31 -0800 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/81616434]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/81616434]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>79602529</id>
    <user>
    <id>3000088</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Christopher]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[York, The United Kingdom]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/3000088-christopher-fraser]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1259725329p3/3000088.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1259725329p2/3000088.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>0</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
          </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Tue Dec 01 20:47:42 -0800 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Tue Dec 01 20:47:42 -0800 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/79602529]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/79602529]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>78921676</id>
    <user>
    <id>2978880</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Athena]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[The United States]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2978880-athena-villaverde]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-F-111x148.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-F-50x66.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>4</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
          </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Tue Nov 24 21:44:59 -0800 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Tue Nov 24 21:44:59 -0800 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/78921676]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/78921676]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>78554518</id>
    <user>
    <id>2225408</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Christy]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Manteca, CA]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2225408-christy-stewart]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1245512485p3/2225408.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1245512485p2/2225408.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>0</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
            <shelf name="avant-garde" />
        <shelf name="bizarro" />
        <shelf name="cult-fiction" />
        <shelf name="fantasy" />
        <shelf name="fiction" />
        <shelf name="indie-writers" />
        <shelf name="speculative-fiction" />
        <shelf name="wish-list" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Sat Nov 21 12:54:13 -0800 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Sat Nov 21 12:54:13 -0800 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/78554518]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/78554518]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>78095119</id>
    <user>
    <id>93864</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Dylan]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/93864-dylan]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1250635558p3/93864.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1250635558p2/93864.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>0</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
            <shelf name="to-read" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Tue Nov 17 11:04:27 -0800 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Tue Nov 17 11:04:27 -0800 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/78095119]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/78095119]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>77535592</id>
    <user>
    <id>54553</id>
    <name><![CDATA[NineInchNads]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Ogden, UT]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/54553-nineinchnads]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-U-111x148.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-U-50x66.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>4</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
          </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Thu Nov 12 06:29:15 -0800 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Thu Nov 12 06:29:15 -0800 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/77535592]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/77535592]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>77400582</id>
    <user>
    <id>2399317</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Eric]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[The United States]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2399317-eric]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-M-111x148.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-M-50x66.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>3</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
          </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Tue Nov 10 21:38:08 -0800 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Tue Nov 10 21:38:08 -0800 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/77400582]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/77400582]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>77002367</id>
    <user>
    <id>2919331</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Krysta]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Milaca, MN]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2919331-krysta-gubrud]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1261434010p3/2919331.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1261434010p2/2919331.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>5</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
          </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Sat Nov 07 07:45:41 -0800 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Sat Nov 07 07:45:41 -0800 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/77002367]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/77002367]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>76490294</id>
    <user>
    <id>2902312</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Bobbi]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Orland, CA]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2902312-bobbi]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-F-111x148.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-F-50x66.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>0</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
            <shelf name="to-read" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Mon Nov 02 10:33:46 -0800 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Mon Nov 02 10:33:46 -0800 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/76490294]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/76490294]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>76310759</id>
    <user>
    <id>2896820</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Zoe]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Corpus Christi, TX]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2896820-zoe-welch]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1257104299p3/2896820.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1257104299p2/2896820.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>0</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
            <shelf name="to-read" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Sat Oct 31 12:46:23 -0700 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Sat Oct 31 12:46:23 -0700 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/76310759]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/76310759]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>71231495</id>
    <user>
    <id>2738820</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Justin]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Bristol, PA]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2738820-justin]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1254594348p3/2738820.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1254594348p2/2738820.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>4</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
            <shelf name="bizarro" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Mon Sep 14 17:48:50 -0700 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Mon Sep 14 17:48:50 -0700 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/71231495]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/71231495]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>70489664</id>
    <user>
    <id>2716378</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Ask]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Copenhagen, 06, Denmark]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2716378-ask-rasmussen]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-U-111x148.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/images/nophoto-U-50x66.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>3</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
          </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Tue Sep 08 12:06:58 -0700 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Tue Sep 08 12:06:58 -0700 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/70489664]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/70489664]]></link>
</review>
      <review>
  <id>69725999</id>
    <user>
    <id>2692735</id>
    <name><![CDATA[Brent]]></name>
    <location><![CDATA[Chagrin Falls, OH]]></location>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2692735-brent-wise]]></link>
    <image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1252452952p3/2692735.jpg]]></image_url>
    <small_image_url><![CDATA[http://photo.goodreads.com/users/1252452952p2/2692735.jpg]]></small_image_url>
  </user>
    <book>
  <id type="integer">60193</id>
  <isbn>0976249820</isbn>
  <isbn13>9780976249825</isbn13>
  <text_reviews_count type="integer">7</text_reviews_count>
  <title>
    <![CDATA[Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)]]>
  </title>
  <image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649m/60193.jpg</image_url>
  <small_image_url>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170538649s/60193.jpg</small_image_url>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60193.Ocean_of_Lard</link>
  <average_rating>3.73</average_rating>
  <ratings_count>37</ratings_count>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?  <p>If you board The Eye World, turn to page 21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.  <p>Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a kid, now filled to the brim with enough f*cked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.</p></p>]]>
  </description>
  <published>2005</published>
</book>

    <rating>3</rating>
  <votes>0</votes>
  <spoiler_flag>false</spoiler_flag>
  <shelves>
        <shelf name="read" />
            <shelf name="scifi" />
      </shelves>
  <recommended_for><![CDATA[]]></recommended_for>
  <recommended_by><![CDATA[]]></recommended_by>
  <read_at></read_at>
  <date_added>Tue Sep 01 15:12:12 -0700 2009</date_added>
  <date_updated>Tue Sep 01 15:12:12 -0700 2009</date_updated>
  <read_count></read_count>
    <body><![CDATA[]]></body>
    
  <url><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/69725999]]></url>
  <link><![CDATA[http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/69725999]]></link>
</review>
    </reviews>
  <popular_shelves>
          <shelf name="to-read" />
          <shelf name="bizarro" />
          <shelf name="favorites" />
          <shelf name="fiction" />
          <shelf name="indie-writers" />
          <shelf name="speculative-fiction" />
          <shelf name="fantasy" />
          <shelf name="cult-fiction" />
          <shelf name="avant-garde" />
          <shelf name="wish-list" />
      </popular_shelves>
  <book_links>
    <book_link>
  <id>8</id>
  <name><![CDATA[WorldCat]]></name>
  <link>http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=60193</link>
</book_link>
  </book_links>
</book>
</GoodreadsResponse>