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Hit Me With Your Pet Shark: Misheard Lyrics of the 1980s

2.29 of 5 stars 2.29  ·  rating details  ·  14 ratings  ·  4 reviews
In this gifty and hilarious book, the author of Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza and founder of the and web sites lists hundreds of the most offbeat misheard lyrics to songs form the 1980s. Included are songs from more than 200 artists and bands, including such classic stars as Madonna and Prince, to one-hit wonders like a-Ha and Toni Basil. In addition ...more
Paperback, 192 pages
Published October 7th 2008 by Sasquatch Books
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Amanda [Novel Addiction]
Booooo. Very few gems hidden in this book. In fact, the title is the best part. Very disappointing.
Like, gag me with a spoon. This book was like, so bogus.

I guess I should have known from the other reviews that I wouldn't like this. There were four or five that were close to what I (mis)heard, and a few more that made sense why someone would think those were the lyrics. Most of them, though, seemed more like people sent in things they thought were funny, because there's just no way that's what they thought the singer was saying. Also, the extras did nothing to add to this book. If anything,
Oct 12, 2009 Sarai rated it 1 of 5 stars
Shelves: humor
This identifies itself to be a book of lyrics that were misheard - hit me with your pet shark rather than hit me with your best shot. It's a common phenomenon and I do it myself, as some singers are very difficult to understand. However, I did not finish this book because after reading the first few entries I thought it seemed like someone went to a lot of effort to make up incorrect lyrics to be funny, and the fake lyrics at times did not have the same number of syllables or even the same sound ...more
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