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Eats, Poops & Leaves: The Essential Apologies, Rationalizations, and Downright Denials Every New Parent Needs to Know and Other Fundamentals of Baby Etiquette
by
Adam Wasson
Because What You Don’t Know, Will Embarrass You.
What should you do if your baby shrieks at a wedding or “stealth vomits” on an innocent bystander? How can you use your child to avoid old friends you never liked in the first place? Is there a polite way to encourage cash baby-shower gifts or determine whether or not your babysitter is insane? Are there special rules for par...more
What should you do if your baby shrieks at a wedding or “stealth vomits” on an innocent bystander? How can you use your child to avoid old friends you never liked in the first place? Is there a polite way to encourage cash baby-shower gifts or determine whether or not your babysitter is insane? Are there special rules for par...more
Paperback, 192 pages
Published
December 18th 2007
by Three Rivers Press
(first published 2005)
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This is funny! Easy read because it's just short little sections that make you laugh. Any parent can relate! We received it as a baby gift and it was fun for us to read together and chuckle.
I read this when I was expecting my first child, and it was hilarious...a nice reprieve from the worry of becoming a parent.
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In my unquenchable collecting of good titles, this one can't be ignored!
Even if you don't have any kids (I read this before I had any), this book will leave you with aching sides. For those who do have kids, this book is a healing nectar of humorous understanding. You will point and say things like, "I do that" and "No joke!" I highly recommend this book for stressed out new parents who need a laugh from someone who's "been there."
This is one of the funniest book that I have read---like laugh out loud funny. Perfect gift for someone w/ small ones (-1 to 4). I can pick the book up on any given day, open it to a random page, and always get a laugh. Wasson addresses all the impossible, awkward, challenging situations that new parents find themselves in.
There are certain parts of this book that I can totally relate too and I think every parent should get a copy after they give birth.
Quick and fun!
Quick and fun!
You will be laughing out loud! A must read for parents (especially if its your second time around).
funny little book to remind us parents not to take life so seriously all the damn time.
hilarious....and also, true. :)
Hilarious!
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