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3.98 of 5 stars
What kind of mother would...

...hang up on E.T.?

...tip the tooth fairy?

...wash a measuring cup with soap after it held only water?

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Jan 07, 2012
Alyce rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Erma Bombeck, the beloved newspaper columnist who wrote about the foibles of motherhood, expanded upon her familiar territory in "Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession." The result is a work that, though familiar-sounding, delves deeper and sometimes darker than her newspaper columns did.

For example, Bombeck reruns one of her most popular columns, a paean to the mothers of disabled children, answering it with a new companion piece where the mother of a disabled child criti More...
Nov 22, 2011
Lisa rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Bombeck has collected a series of essays and character profiles that made this mother feel like she was having coffee with some good friends. Written by someone who has undoubtedly been there, this work is funny with an undeniable grain of truth. A collection that shows the humor, hard work, insanity, love and joy that is involved in being the main caregiver for another person.

It should be noted that this was originally published in the early 1980's and is therefore a little dated in s More...
Jun 22, 2009
Mike rated it: 4 of 5 stars
This book was a quick read. Very funny, as Bombeck always was to me. She also tells some sad and insightful things in this book. Of course there is special significance to me trying to get into the mind of a mother, and mothers everywhere, but this book felt a little dated. There are many more books from the more recent generation that tell these stories, but this one captures a moment in time, and what the interpretation was then. It was while I was growing up and my sisters were being More...
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Jan 20, 2012
Ami rated it: 5 of 5 stars
I love Erma's books! While other kids were sneakily reading the latest issue of Batman or Archie & Veronica comic books between the pages of their schoolbooks during class I was trying not to get caught laughing too loudly at the pages of the latest book by humorist author Erma Bombeck. Its safe to say that I grew up with her books and her name, and stories, just like V.C. Andrews', another author I grew up reading, brings back a lot of good reading memories. Erma, and her writing, will be dearl More...
Oct 30, 2009
Breanne rated it: 4 of 5 stars
This book was written from an era where more mothers stayed home, used starch and wrote hand written notes. Also, more stigma's about soap opera's must have circulated. With that said, though I didn't know some of the celebrities referenced, I can relate very much to the sarcasm and satire Erma Bombeck creates. Some comments truly made me laugh and surprisingly, I did have cause for reflection on others. For mothers who invest interest through the day to day trudging through kids, laundry and More...
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Mar 31, 2010
Amanda rated it: 5 of 5 stars
I have fond memories of seeing this book on my mother's night stand and decided to revisit it. Not having kids of my own did not in any way detract from the classic humor and endearing quality of Ms. Bombeck's stories. As a matter of fact I think that should I ever be blessed/cursed with motherhood I might actually feel a little better prepared having read a little Erma. At the very least it helps me understand what my (and every other) mother goes through in a deeply personal and absolutely hil More...
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Oct 22, 2007
Sarah rated it: 2 of 5 stars
I remember my parents watching Erma Bombeck on Good Morning America back in the 1980s. I remember think she was out of touch with how our family worked but lots of people my parents age thought she was funny.

Through BookCrossing I came across her sixth book: Just Wait Until You Have Children of Your Own which was illustrated by Bil Keane (of Family Circus). Having enjoyed that book, I got this book at last year's local BookCrossing meeting.

Motherhood, the Second Oldest Pr More...
Jul 11, 2011
Michelle rated it: 2 of 5 stars
When Erma Bombeck's columns were being published regularly I was a faithful reader and always enjoyed them. I've read other books of hers and enjoyed them a good bit as well. This installment didn't quite do it for me. There were a few chapters that gave me the familiar laughs but the rest, not so much Some of it just seemed very dated. Other parts just seemed bland.
Jun 28, 2011
Shelly rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Book #29 for 2011 - I remember my mom (and my grandma) reading this book (which was published in 1983.) When I came across it at Half Price Books on Sunday I had to get a copy of my own. It does not let you down. Erma Bombeck covers all areas of mothering in a humorous, compassionate and sometimes sentimental way. If you are a mom, you should read this book!
Jan 25, 2009
Stephanie rated it: 3 of 5 stars
Funny book describing motherhood. Had the the most realistic description I've ever read of becoming a parent, " People who have children change, and it's scary. They lose a part of themselves... It's like someone flipping a switch. All of a sudden you're not a person anymore. You're attached to another human being. Separate them and they both die."
Mar 05, 2011
Kathy rated it: 5 of 5 stars
With my daughter expecting her first child I decided to give her the book to read. After I found her laughing at the book I decided to reread the book. Erma Bombeck and her insights, she is what I consider to be part of the American scene, Mom, Apple Pie and Baseball.

This book, which I read in one day. It made me laugh, roll my eyes about how Erma got situations just right and cry. The one chapter that made me cry the hardest is the letter from a mom whose son is a criminal. I love t More...
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Jan 24, 2009
Karen rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Oh, every mom needs to read Erma Bombeck from time to time... This one was great. I think Bombeck's whole purpose was to make moms feel better about themselves! She makes you see that there are definitely worse moms out there than you, and gives you something to lift yourself up to as well. I'm a big fan :o)
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Jun 10, 2010
Caroline rated it: 4 of 5 stars
I LOVE Erma Bombeck. I read this and all her others many, many years ago. Laughed then even when I wasn't even old enough to have kids and laughed even harder now that I do and can relate. Anyone else that writes about motherhood can't hold a candle to Erma, who is an original. Funny, funny stuff.

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Dec 29, 2010
Kristi rated it: 4 of 5 stars
A quick, fun read that made my day! It is always nice to know you aren't alone - Mothering problems are timeless!
I grew up reading my Moms Erma Bombeck books, so when I saw this at a library book sale for 10 cents I snatched it up! Worth every penny! I will be keeping my eyes open for more!
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Sep 09, 2009
Jaclyn rated it: 4 of 5 stars
I read this book about 12 years ago - way before I had a kid of my own - and even then I found it hilarious. It was my mom's book and I loved it so much that I haven't ever given it back to her and have bought more. I would love to read it again some day, now that I'm a mom too.
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Sep 18, 2009
Linda rated it: 3 of 5 stars
was surprised a bit. Thought it would be mostly a good laugh. And, there was quite a lot of that. The surprise was the underlying seriousness that populated the book - not necessarily overriding the chuckles as rather - replacing them and making gentle points. sweet book.
Apr 21, 2011
Joann rated it: 4 of 5 stars
It's funny because it's true. Erma Bombeck is great. Some of her stories made me laugh, some made me cry, some made me feel guilty, others removed all guilt whatsoever, all made me happy to be a mom and proud of the profession I have chosen.
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Jul 22, 2009
Amy rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Another one that I read when I was much younger that I should read again as an adult/wife/mother. I bet I didn't even get half the jokes when I was 12! But I know I thought it was hilarious then, so it'll probably be twice as funny to me now.
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Dec 07, 2011
Yedei rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Loved this book! It's absolutely hilarious and it take the edge off the business of mothering a bit, just for an afternoon. Put's this work as a mom in a funny perspective. People thought I was crazy tearing up with laughter on the train.
Jan 13, 2010
Gail rated it: 3 of 5 stars
Years ago I really liked Erma Bombeck's books. Don't know if my taste has changed or this book just isn't as good as the ones I remember. Guess I have to try another one to find out for sure! They don't take long to read.
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Aug 11, 2011
Rowena added it
I'm saying 'Already Read' but I gave up half way through. How can this be an International Bestseller?! I could write something more amusing myself! Might be because it's from the 70's of course...!
Jul 18, 2011
Paula rated it: 3 of 5 stars
I remember reading columns by Erma Bombeck when I was younger and her sense of humor never gets old! A fun read and a humorous (and true) look at motherhood.
Mar 16, 2009
Michele rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Another book-sale treasure - she truly has a gift for humorous writing. Very touching tribute to her own mother at the end.
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Nov 06, 2009
Charity rated it: 3 of 5 stars
Some funny and some too close to home, all the stories in here remind us to enjoy, as time soon passes.
Feb 20, 2010
Kathy rated it: 4 of 5 stars
The title is reason enough to read and enjoy this offering from funny lady, Erma Bombeck.
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Jun 06, 2010
Les rated it: 4 of 5 stars
I've always loved Ms. Bombeck. She's so funny, and such a storyteller.
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May 31, 2011
Monica rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Well this book was entertaining. I got a few good laughs out of it. Plus I could see myself in some of the mothers depicted in this book. My son asked me what is the first oldest profession. I honestly don't know, I told him.

This is the first book I have read by Erma Bombeck. I have heard of her before. I heard some of the things my mother has said to me while growing up. I also realize that I have become a little like my mother. Now I just have to decide if I let my sister borrow the More...
Mar 30, 2010
Jen rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Hilarious - even if you are like me and don't have children.
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Nov 19, 2011
AJ rated it: 3 of 5 stars
Borrowed from my mom's bookshelf. Dated but cute.
Jul 06, 2011
Chaizani rated it: 5 of 5 stars
One of the best and funniest books I've ever read!