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Lords and Ladies (Discworld #14)

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A Discworld Novel. It's a hot Midsummer Night. The crop circles are turning up everywhere-even on the mustard-and-cress of Pewseyy Ogg, aged four. And Magrat Garlick, witch, is going to be married in the morning...Everything ought to be going like a dream. But the Lancre All-Comers Morris Team have got drunk on a fairy mound and the elves have come back, bringing all those...more
Mass Market Paperback, 374 pages
Published February 25th 2003 by HarperPrism (first published 1992)
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i agree wholeheartedly, this is my FAVORITE of the Witch series. I love Granny v Lily in "Witches Abroad," but if you delighted in Mrs. Weasley gettin all Sigourney Weaver on Bellatrix L in the last Harry Potter, YOU'LL LOVE the whole last third of the book. i squirmed with glee as soon as Magrat put on that armor. the principle of a cat in a box being any of 3 various states till you open the box: alive, dead, bloody pissed off is all i know about physics, or need to know.


When you think of elves, what do you think of? The tall, fair-skinned beings of Tolkien's Middle Earth? The ebony warriors from Dungeons & Dragons? Delicious cookies?

Not on Discworld. On Discworld, the Elves are folk of legend, and dark legend at that. People there remember the elves, although not very well. They remember through old wives' tales, about leaving milk for the fairies and not going near the standing stones. Ask someone in the kingdom of Lancre, and they'll think of elves...more
The gals have been gone a while, and lots of things can happen in eight month's time.

Magrat is still planning to marry the new king (and former fool) of Lancre, and anyone who's everyone will be attending the Royal Wedding, including our favorite Librarian. (If only they can get him to put on some clothes...)

But wait...strange things are happening. (Well, stranger things than the strange things that normally happen in Discworld.)

Even the bees are worried.

Granny Weatherwax is reunited with an ol...more
I love Pratchett's spin on fantasy. He takes a well-known faerie tale (elves) and shines a totally different light on them:
"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind...more
In my last review I admitted that I was a big fan of re-contextualised mythology, and I think anyone who has any interest in fantasy will find that they are too.

In Lords and Ladies, Pratchett re-draws the boundaries where elves are concerned. Trying to push the fae folk back from Tolkien's ("pretty = lovely") vision towards their German/Scandinavian folkloric roots ("pretty = dangerous") is -to this day- an almost entirely unique direction to head in, and an interesting one. After all, people ar...more
Books like 'Lords and ladies' are the reason why I seem to return to Pratchett's universe time and time again. You can always count on this author to produce something new with his already established character sets and settings...and that's a fantastic draw.

I won't go into summary for the plot or story. There are tens of reviews written already that have that covered...so I'll just justify those 5 marks up there. And since I feel I'll be adding this to any review I write, the stars do not repr...more
Steven Harbin
Feb 12, 2010 Steven Harbin rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: fantasy lovers, people who like humorous fantasy, satire
It seems like I enjoy each book that I read of Terry Pratchett's a little more than the previous one. While Witches Abroad still ranks as my favorite so far, I thought this follow up book in the Discworld Witches subgenre was just as good. Pratchett creates strong female characters and his everyday run of the mill people characters who rise to heroic hights when necessary are very believable. Of course not all his characters are heroic, the cowardly magician Rincewind being the notable exception...more
Lords and Ladies is one of my favorite Discworld novels. Although it's full of top-flight Pratchett punnery and humor, it is also a brilliant dark fantasy that turns genre conventions upside down while mocking and paying homage to Shakespeare. Rather like Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, Pratchett turns to earlier traditions of elves and fairies instead of Tolkienian or pulp-fantasy tropes. There are numerous references to the very dark elven ballads of Tam Lin, Thomas the Rhyme...more
Jen Williams
This was always one of my favourite Pratchett books; indeed, I read it over and over again as a kid. Reading it again now is a glorious pleasure.

It includes all my favourite aspects of the Discworld - the Witches, folklore, Ridcully, the people of Lancre... and Elves. When I first read Lords and Ladies I was also obsessed with another book about the Fair Folk - Faeries by Brian Froud and Alan Lee. The two books combined introduced me to the idea of elves being sinister, alien creatures, and I a...more
Rebecca Huston
I had a grand time with this one, filled as it is with all sorts of doings of Witches, Royalty, Morris dancing and the like. Most of all, Mr. Pratchett remembers that along with all of the glamour about Faerie, there are some real dangers, all of which are used to great effect. Depending on how much you know about the Childe ballads -- two of them feature prominently in this one. Then there's the romance of King Verence and Magrat, with a wedding planned for of all days, Midsummer Night. Guess w...more
A fun twist on the basic ideas found in A Midsummer Night's Dream. Granny Weatherwax was especially awesome in this one; she is such a wonderful character. Magrat did some surprising things, too.
I just have a little quibble about Pratchett's writing style--at times it can be like reading a play without enough attributions, the way he will set dialogue aside instead of attaching the action that goes with it. But his humour and other cleverness overcome that little distraction.
I had a blast reading this. I give it 4.5 stars. Love the quick wit of the author. Love the witches!
Note to Self: Lancre
Magrat Garlick(witch,new Queen,pal)+King Verence II(of Lancre,ex-Fool),Granny Esmerelda Weatherwax (Esme,witch,head of coven,ex,pal),Nanny Cytha Ogg(witch,pal,mom0)& Greebo(her cat)+Giamo Casanunda (dwarf),Jason Ogg(master blacksmith & farrier,son0,dad1,pal1),Sha...more
David Sarkies
Beauty is deceptive on the outside
19 December 2013

This book is very, very loosely based upon Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night Dream, and to be honest with you if he had not told me at the beginning of the book and at the end of the book I probably would not have realised it. The reason that I say that is because when I say loosely I mean really loosely. In fact the only thing about the book that seems to be connected to the play is that a group of working class people go a rehearse a play in the...more
Melissa Proffitt
I read this aloud to my family. It's fun, reading a Discworld novel aloud, because you get to do all the voices, and also the kiddies laugh at just the right times.

There's something about the Witches novels that appeals to me on a very basic level. Granny Weatherwax, as hard-headed as she is, doesn't come by that by being nasty; she's always aware that being good means making hard choices, and making hard choices means acknowledging that you have free will--and that, ultimately, means you cannot...more
Cynthia Egbert
I have told some of you that you need not read the DiscWorld books in order, but there is a slight addendum to that...the witches books should be read as a trilogy. 1) Wyrd Sisters 2) Witches Abroad and 3) Lords and Ladies. I love these books...and not only because they lean so heavily on Shakespeare...I adore Granny Weatherwax and hope to be like her someday...well maybe not quite so cranky, although my children would tell you that I am well on my way. If you enjoy a MidSummer Night's Dream, yo...more
Bookworm Smith
The whole love and marriage theme continued through this novel, extending its claws into all of the witches. Nanny Ogg, no surprise (as evidenced by her four or five previous husbands). BUT, even Granny fell prey to love, even if it was just for a few brief moments. And, although it may sound like a cuddly, soft, lovey-dovey tale, it was in fact one of the crudest books to date - b/c along with marriage comes the wedding night!

I swear, if I read another variant of the naive bride and groom's we...more
Michael Clemens
Have you read this book before? If it was Moving Pictures then yes, you quite nearly have. Like the events of its predecessor, the Disc is again threatened from creatures living where the curtains between realities are worn a bit thin. Like Moving Pictures, the wizards make a large, comic, and generally ineffectual muddle of it all -- except for the Librarian, of course, who alone of the faculty keeps control. Unlike the other book, though, this has witches and witchy-related mayhem cover-to-cov...more
probably one of my new favorite discworld novels. why the five stars, you may ask? five words: the stick and bucket dance.

part of my love for terry pratchett's writing comes from his use of words. the way he twists them, the way he uses them in unexpected ways, the way he uses them to tell a story, and to give that story depth and meaning even when on the surface it's just a great little fairy tale. another reason i love terry pratchett's writing is for the times when he doesn't use words, and...more

Other people would probably say: I wasn't myself. But Granny Weatherwax didn't have anyone else to be. (p. 53, 18%)

This may be my new favorite Discworld book, and that's saying something. Then again, I am a complete and utter sucker chump for all things Granny Weatherwax, and that's that.


"I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start bel
Lee Broderick
Terry Pratchett obviously had a lot of fun riffing off of Shakespeare in Wyrd Sisters , a book which I enjoyed immensely. It's probably no surprise then that he should choose to revisit that idea. Here, it's the witches who are the star of the show again but spoofing Tragedies is out of the window as, instead, the author lovingly (if not faithfully) rewrites A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Pratchett embellishes The Fairy Story with Northern European folk beliefs and his own trademark humour which, whe...more
Fun and Pratchetty, but also disappointing. The Witch books have done a lot of work with female power -- hello, witches -- and its various . . . channels, I guess you could say. Power of magic, and headology, and matriarchy, and being promiscuous (Nanny) and not being promiscuous (Granny). And I was hoping this book would bring that out more, particularly as a main plot thread is about a young witch's marriage and assumption of a different, overtly political power. About a quarter of the way thr...more
I have found that, in general, I prefer Pratchett's novels involving the Witches of Lancre to those involving the denizens of Ankh-Morpork. Other fans' mileage may vary.

In this particular installment of the Discworld series, Pratchett pits the aforementioned witches against the elven lords and ladies who have come to Lancre. The elven Queen plans to marry King Verence -- who has different plans, as he is affianced to the youngest of the witches.

Much hilarity ensues, as is often the case with the...more
Another wonderful Discworld book. This one features alternate dimensions and a surprisingly lucid Discword version of quantum theory and multiverses (Brian Greene would probably be both delighted and horrified): if these things fascinate you, you must read The Elegant Universe at once. It also has elves that are bad (very bad), witches of several kinds, and the Stick and Bucket Dance. You really can't go wrong.
I quickly lost track of the number of times this series made me laugh out loud, smirk mischievously, and smile knowingly. I think without material like this to read, I wouldn't be a reader. While it is true that I love things like Melville, Proust, Rushdie, Joyce, etc., without these books of humor and wit, I don't think I could withstand the soul assault of being a reader. It is sort of like how I don't think I could stand concentrating to any degree on politics if there was no satire and polit...more
Alan Reynolds
Discworld novel 14. Intensely fine thinking and feeling presented in clear language. A really FINE Discworld novel, it is the third book about Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Margat Garlick... and wizards, and Elves. Elves are bad through and through!

Multiverses are cleverly skewered.

"Much human ingenuity has gone into finding the ultimate Before. The current state of knowledge can be summarized thus: In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded. Other theories about the ultimate start invo...more
Pedro Silva
Lords and Ladies struck me with abject terror.

Terror that I'm possibly halfway through already of one of the greatest libraries of inventive fantasy, literature and comedy in human language.
Terror that I'm not getting at least fifty volumes of the adventures of the Witches and their novels.
Terror of the whole world of stories that can't speak to me the way books like these do.

Much like the multiverse theory somewhat touched upon in this volume, this book filled me not only with the joy of itself...more
Stuart Langridge

When an infestation of Faerie Trash invades the Kingdom of Lancre, upsetting the royal wedding plans of King Verence and his favorite witch, Magrat Garlick, it's up to the witches, led by Granny Weatherwax, to deal with the vicious little things. Reissue.
Although they may feature witches and wizards, vampires and dwarves, along with the occasional odd human, Terry Pratchett's bestselling Discworld novels are grounded firmly in the modern world. Taking humorous aim at all our foib

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

I was pleased to get back to the witches, they are my favourite characters of the Discworld novels. I enjoyed Witches Abroad slightly more than this one, but this was still a good read none the less. It was great to see Magrat step out of her comfort zone in this one, just goes to show we can all do things we don't think we can.

The mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, alth...more
Discworld #14 is the third book that centers around Granny Weatherwax and the witches. I enjoy these characters but not as much as I do Death and Rincewind. This is a funny story about the returning of The Lords and Ladies (Elves). I always enjoy Pratchett's fast paced, funny, and pleasant getaways. This is a must read in the Discworld series but the other books centered on the witches should be read first.
Pro tip: if you ever want to know just how much you laugh aloud when reading a Terry Pratchett, read it while someone else is in the room with you. For example, I read a large part of this one on the couch next to my husband, and every time I giggled he'd either say "Terry Pratchett" or give me a look that said, loudly, "Terry Pratchett."
Then came the scene where Granny Weatherwax and Mistrum Ridcully see each other again.
Not only did I laugh aloud, I couldn't STOP laughing. I laughed so hard I...more
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Sir Terry Pratchett sold his first story when he was thirteen, which earned him enough money to buy a second-hand typewriter. His first novel, a humorous fantasy entitled The Carpet People, appeared in 1971 from the publisher Colin Smythe. Terry worked for many years as a journalist and press officer, writing in his spare time and publishing a number of novels, including his first Discworld novel,...more
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