Castration Celebration

Castration Celebration

3.49 of 5 stars 3.49  ·  rating details  ·  301 ratings  ·  100 reviews
Did you know that in imperial China, eunuchs had their testicles, penis and scrotum removed?

Olivia does. She's done the research--after walking in on her dad fooling around with one of his grad students. On her way to an arts summer camp at Yale University, she's decided to write a musical called Castration Celebration.

Max, on the other hand, is a big fan of the penis--in...more
Hardcover, 291 pages
Published May 26th 2009 by Random House Books for Young Readers (first published May 9th 2009)
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Terry
Any book that quotes entire passages of "Much Ado About Nothing" and Valerie Solanas' "The SCUM Manifesto" is all right by me. "Castration Celebration" is such a book. My students think the cover looks like "High School Musical," but don't be deceived. This is, as one happy reader told me, "about a bunch of kids being really witty and sharp." Sex jokes, profanity, and drug use abound. But I don't think there's anything here that would really offend most older teens; they've certainly heard worse...more
Bryan
My 8th grade teacher, Jake Wizner, boy is he a writer. This book is a hilarious book full of dirty remarks and overall a very immature book, and that's why I love it. I know I say a lot of books are funny, but this is just downright hysterical. This book follows a young man named Max and a young woman named Olivia as they go to drama class to hone their acting skills. However, the love on the set spills over to reality as Max, being a player starts to feel a liking on Olivia. Max realizes this a...more
E DB
I would never have read Castration Celebration had it not been banished to the adult fiction area of our local library. Having now read the book in full, I can only disagree with their decision.

The story follows a group of teenagers attending a summer arts camp at Yale University. Just before leaving for camp, Olivia had the misfortune of walking in on her father (a university professor), being fellated by one of his graduate students. Olivia is understandably disgusted. She swears off involvem...more
cecilia
My favorite parts from Castration Celebration were the scenes from Olivia's script, which included some lyrics that I really wished had been accompanied by music. If it resembles anything like Avenue Q, then it sounds like a winning musical to me. :) I think she captured the essence of girls AND boys in her scenes, and it was amusing to see how she would banter with Max and use that in her writing.

Maybe I missed it, but I wish that Olivia's "sordid" past had been explained more. I was not sure i...more
Kari


Okay, I admit- while reading this, I often gawked and tried to figure out exactly why it is a teen book. In many ways, I think Random House was ballsy on this one- no pun intended. It is lewd, crass, risque- but underneath all that, it actually does have a good plot and weaves a good story. While this isn't necessarily a book I would feel comfortable holding a giveaway for (though I did get it from a contest from Princess Bookie), I still wouldn't flat out say no, don't read it. This is one that...more
Rachael
Olivia is seriously pissed at guys, and with good reason. She recently walked in on her dad fooling around with one of his grad students, but at least now she has a great topic for the musical she’s writing at summer arts camp at Yale, a musical she’s titled Castration Celebration. But Olivia’s not prepared for when scenes from her play start to star her and a certain cute but cocky actor Max in real life. Even if Olivia is the least bit interested, she’s not willing to trust Max since the only...more
Jennifer Wardrip
Reviewed by LadyJay for TeensReadToo.com

Olivia has had it with men!

After walking in on her dad fooling around with a grad student, Olivia decides that she must write a musical to express her outrage at the situation. Yale University’s summer arts camp is the perfect place to craft her masterpiece. Olivia’s musical is aptly titled Castration Celebration.

She tries to sequester herself in her dorm suite and finish the daunting task put before her, but Olivia’s suite mates aren’t going to let her...more
Sonya Huser
I really liked Wizner's first book, Spanking Shakespeare which was raunchy, funny, and even touching. I had hoped for something just as funny given the title, but I was fairly disappointed. This book, the story of highschoolers Olivia and Max and some of the friends they make at a summer arts program at Yale, has all of the raunch of Spanking Shakespeare and none of the humor.

Like Spanking Shakespeare, there is a story within a story as Wizner alternates between Olivia and friends' goings ons a...more
Mandi Blackburn
Consider High School Musical meets Reefer Madness *if* Kevin Smith had written them both.

This book, by the author of *Spanking Shakespeare* , is rated 14+, but while the first pages can be taken for shock value as to what the young female protagonist has to say, it's fails to maintain and sort of "cuteness" as the book progresses. There are a few humorous passages, mostly concerned with literary popculture references (Trust me, even if you hated the series, you don't want to think of Twilight th...more
Maggie Hargrave
The crude humor did not in any way make up for the slow pacing and simple plot. There was so much potential for conflict and discussion, but the book felt like one big sex joke with some pot thrown in for fun. I felt that the character development was "surprise, you're Jewish" or "i'm cute and basically superficial". I'm possibly being too harsh since there were some potential "issues" that could have been addressed rather than mentioned and forgotten (yes, not every book has to be a "problem" n...more
Marina
What does a girl do when she walks in on her father being "Monica Lewinsky'd" by one of his grad students? Well, if she's Olivia Sands she heads off to performing arts camp at Yale University and writes the musical "Castration Celebration." Olivia has also sworn off boys for the summer but the very first person she runs into (literally) is playboy Max. He is intrigued and besotted and willing to try to get Olivia to reverse her ban on boys. Olivia and her roommates devise a test for Max that inc...more
Nicole
Jul 24, 2009 Nicole rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Nicole by: Sara
Shelves: teen
"THE book", as my manager called it. It's definitely hit some hot buttons with my bosses. As such, I wasn't sure what I was expecting, but I don't think I was expecting this...

This book is hysterical! It is definately not for the sensitive-minded: contains references to sex, drugs, sex, gender-bending, sex, foul language, sex, more drugs, etc. You get the picture.

It helps that I read a much more disturbing book beforehand, but even still, this story is full of dark humor and burning wit and quic...more
Anna
I really think the saying needs to be changed to “You can’t ALWAYS judge a book by its cover.” The dogmatic assertion that appearance never reveals content is belied by the hard work of focus groups and graphic designers industry-wide; consider the initial impressions one receives from the front of Jake Wizner’s gleefully profane teen novel “Castration Celebration.” Across the bottom, a row of well-scrubbed youngsters leap with theatrical whimsy; above, in unabashed letters as tall as they, that...more
Melanie
Jul 27, 2012 Melanie rated it 3 of 5 stars
Shelves: ya
First of all, I love the cover. The title in Broadway lights? Kinda awesome.

Second of all, this was quite possibly the most raunchy YA book I've ever read. It was pretty great. I mean, how many 16 year old boys spend a lot (and I mean A LOT) of time thinking about sex? I'm guessing there are quite a few. And come on, so do girls, for that matter. And this book actually admits it.

And then there is an actual plot! With people! And no vampires! Max is instantly attracted to Olivia, but she is havin...more
Becky
Jun 30, 2009 Becky rated it 2 of 5 stars
Shelves: ya, lol, a-show
There were funny parts of the book, but I was surprised again and again at how nasty it was - in a juvenile, unsubtle, and not-very-funny way. The characters were all one-dimensional, and the premise that the book begins with - that the main character gets the idea for the play when angry at her father after she walks in on him cheating on her mother - is abandoned as soon as she meets a cute boy. I believe the author is an 8th grade teacher, and while 8th graders may talk like the characters in...more
Drucilla
Sep 07, 2011 Drucilla rated it 3 of 5 stars
Shelves: w
This book brings to mind the saying, "It's not the destination that matters...it's how you get there." It is exceedingly obvious what is going to happen in the story. Within the first thirty-ish pages, the reader knows exactly what is going to happen between the two main characters Olivia and Max. Having said that, I would like to refer back to the quote at the beginning of this review. I laughed all the way through this book. The dialogue, especially between Olivia and Max, was perfect. The cha...more
Samantha
I'm going to go with what a lot of other reviewers are saying and tell you that the cover is kind of misleading. I was expecting a book that was mocking "High School Musical" and it's...well to me it's not. It's just a more perverse version. Did I enjoy the book? Yes, it's a quick read. But I found myself thinking that I must have been quite a prudish teenager, and that somewhere along the line I must have missed what guys "really talk like" because there was a LOT of sex talk. It definitely was...more
Robbie
Editor's Note: I did not finish this novel.

Jake Wizner's debut novel, Spanking Shakespeare was rude, crude, and socially unacceptable--I loved it. His newest offering, Castration Celebration takes it further. Perhaps a little too far, even.

The story is that of six teens at an arts camp for the summer. The main character walked in on her father having sex with one of his seventh grade students, and now is working on a musical named Castration Celebration, complete with lyrics in the text.

The nov...more
Liza
I only read the first 49 pages of this novel. I had high expectations going in, but I felt Wizner took the more juvenile route. I thought that the concept could have been done with great wit and intelligence but instead stayed more in the gutter than it needed to.

That said, it did provide for a lovely incident over lunch. A new employee at a nearby cafe was trying to be friendly when she realized I was a person from the library. She made the mistake of asking me what I was reading. When I showed...more
Yan
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Laura
This book was billed as the R Rated High School Musical. I agree with the R rated part, but not so sure about the HSM part.

The book kind of shocked me and made me realize; a) I'm old b) I'm sheltered and c) holy cow, I can't imagine being so free to talk about the topics this book covers.

This book shocked me a bit and it was different. I think I'll leave it at that.

Although, I did like the story of the characters learning how to be better friends, how to support one another and not take what i...more
Meredith Armstrong
Jake Wizner has a knack for telling two related stories at the same time. I don't mean interweaving plots, I mean in this, as in his debut Spanking Shakespeare the reader is treated to the main character's (or characters') story and also to a story that character is telling. It doesn't work as well here as in his previous book, unfortunately. That may be due to the fact that he had trouble finding the voices of the characters this time. The girls were especially off the mark and flat. The boys w...more
Laura
This is completely raunchy and bawdy and gross...and sooooo much fun. Even though I can't imagine it happening, this would make an awesome teen popcorn movie. I don't think I'd recommend it for anyone under 15-years-old: lots of drug use, blow jobs, casual sex, couple of f-bombs...it pretty much has it all.

Worth it alone to read the scene where two characters are having a discussion about Twilight. Being set at theater camp, they immediately make up lyrics to a revised version of "Sunday Bloody...more
Sarah
I laughed quite a bit. The lyrics for all the songs in the musicals were brilliant. The songs alone made it worth reading the book. :D

Other than that, I mean, yeah, the plot was really simple and the characters didn't have too much depth, but I don't think that was really the point of this book. I liked how there was so much crude language and the author really didn't hold back on making the dialogue of teen boys and girls realistic. Or if he did hold back, I'd be interested to see the uncensore...more
Sharon
I had to crack open my thesaurus to find enough words to describe Castration Celebration. Here is the long list of descriptive words I came up with, crude, funny, comical, hilarious, offensive, sardonic, and sarcastic. Drug use, casual sex, and castration jokes galore, Castration Celebration is not for the easily offended.

I am not easily offended and I enjoy books that have a weird sense of humor. I absolutely loved Castration Celebration! It was one of the funniest books that I have read in a w...more
Kelsi
This book is hilarious and undoubtedly inappropriate, which is what makes it so great. There is no real castration in the book though which, not to sound crazy, is a little disappointing.

The end is also sort of a let down. It seems a bit rushed. And without giving the ending away, I think it gives the book too much hope, it is called Castration Celebration.

But the characters are enjoyable and exciting to get to know more about. Wizner just could have taken this book to a whole other level, in my...more
Leon
Castration Celebration is the second book by Jake Winzer, and while it may not be a sequel, it certainly follows the same type of humor and style of his previous book. Castration celebration touches on some very serious issues and other things teens may be going through while making the situation feel a bit lighter. I think most teens can either relate to or have fun reading this book, as it is ridiculously entertaining. The potty-mouthed humor makes this book appeal to a wider audience that may...more
Laura Pratz
Plot:
Castration Celebration was one of those books that are absolutely addicting, and you can't put down. I had really high expectations for how funny this book would be because of the things I'd heard about it, and it completely surpassed them. I was literally laughing-out-loud while reading this book; I don't think I've ever read anything nearly this entertaining.

It was fast-paced, and a really quick read. The end of chapters left me wanting to read the next chapter because I just couldn't put...more
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Kurz und knapp
Für alle, die keine Lust auf das 0815-Teeniedrama haben. Diese Teenager sind kreativ, witzig, natürlich ebenfalls ineinander verliebt und verworren, aber sie nehmen das ganze mit mehr Humor als für viele Mädchen glaubwürdig wäre. Trotzdem bringt Jake Wizner mit seinem erfrischenden Schreibstil so viel Schwung in die Seiten, dass das Buch so schnell vorbeirauscht wie Sommerferien.

Lang und breit
Auf Castration Celebration bin ich durch eine Empfehlung von Letter Garden aufmerksam gewo...more
Rachael
This book was funny. It was crass and kinda gross at times, and I think I had some similar conversations when I was in high school (or, you know, last week). The lyrics were to the musical made me laugh out loud at times. But . . . there wasn't any particularly likeable cahracters, and the whole book seemed to lack heart. Like a funny guy at a party who you know is really just a jerk. After a beer or two, you can laugh along, but you don't want to be his friend. I don't want to be friends with t...more
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I was supposed to be born on Hitler’s birthday. To my mother’s great relief, I arrived late and was born on Freud’s birthday instead. My parents wanted to name me Max, but my grandfather, a Holocaust refugee, strenuously objected, saying the name sounded too German. My original birth certificate read Baby Boy Wizner.

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