Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
by
Tom Robbins
The whooping crane rustlers are girls. Young girls. Cowgirls, as a matter of fact, all “bursting with dimples and hormones”—and the FBI has never seen anything quite like them. Yet their rebellion at the Rubber Rose Ranch is almost overshadowed by the arrival of the legendary Sissy Hankshaw, a white-trash goddess literally born to hitchhike, and the freest female of them a
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Published
November 1st 1984
by Bantam
(first published 1976)
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Apr 19, 2007
emily cress
rated it
2 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Everyone- just to prove my point
Tim Robbins is an ASS. He is a creative literary genius and he throws it in your face all throughout this book. You will walk away from this novel not only because it is gross, (or because you have pieces of Tim Robbin's genius on your face), but also because you wont be able to figure out why someone so apparently gifted would write about this trivial crap. It will stump you for days, and on the fifth day you will realize that TR is just what he appears to be...a gifted and obscenely talented A...more
You know that road trip you've always wanted to take? (Maybe you've taken it already and if so, I am jealous of you.) You know that road trip you're always planning, the one where you drive a beat-up, gorgeous, car full of books and old clothes, and mix tapes and takeout containers and random souveneirs of americana, through america, maybe by yourself or maybe with one or a few of the people you love most in the world? And you take polaroids of yourself and your wear ripped up jeans and drive ba...more
I found the first two thirds of the book to be engaging, after that I felt like I was reading the term paper of an intro to philosophy student.
Also, even if the first two thirds were engaging, I was often uncomfortable, and not uncomfortable in that "hey, I'm stretching my thoughts beyond their normal boundaries" kind of uncomfortable, just the regular kind of uncomfortable.
Take for example the legend of Sissy's earliest hitchhiking endeavors. Reading about a young girl being molested by strange...more
Also, even if the first two thirds were engaging, I was often uncomfortable, and not uncomfortable in that "hey, I'm stretching my thoughts beyond their normal boundaries" kind of uncomfortable, just the regular kind of uncomfortable.
Take for example the legend of Sissy's earliest hitchhiking endeavors. Reading about a young girl being molested by strange...more
Jul 14, 2007
Robert Page
rated it
1 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Anyone who wants to get 100 pages in and give up in despair
Bah. Many people won't find this review helpful. I do care about that, but not enough to change my review, because I feel it encompasses my feelings for this book quite fully. Here it is:
I had to choose between continuing to read ECGTB or staring at the back of the airplane seat in front of me.
I chose the back of the seat.
Repeatedly.
I'd read a section, and think to myself "This is shit!" and put it down to stare at the seat in front of me. Then I would think to myself "Come on. You're on a plan...more
I had to choose between continuing to read ECGTB or staring at the back of the airplane seat in front of me.
I chose the back of the seat.
Repeatedly.
I'd read a section, and think to myself "This is shit!" and put it down to stare at the seat in front of me. Then I would think to myself "Come on. You're on a plan...more
Nov 04, 2012
Nathan "N.R." Gaddis
rated it
1 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
Illiterates
Recommended to Nathan "N.R." by:
Illiterates
Right. I skipped the book and went straight to the movie because of course I wasn't about to waste no time reading another *book* by Mr Robbins but I did need corroboration of my intense dislike of this nut-job and of course the film was very convincing that I need never bother thinking about reading another of Mr Robbins' books. I think I'd rather read all the sequels to Wicked or something from Hermann Hesse than another Robbins book.
Aug 11, 2009
A.K.
rated it
2 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Shelves:
s-e-x,
slipstream-n-spec
Lost a star as one of the morals of the story is "Lesbians, deep down, need dicking." I'm not going to get mad at a lesbian-identified person who falls in love with or wants to have sex with men, but Robbins goes on to explain that this is literally what lesbians, lovely and sweet and cute as their affairs are, need. Boo.
Gosh, but I hated this book. It felt smarmy. And mind you, I love people like Pynchon et al, but this felt like it thought it was smart but wasn't very, and it hasn't aged well. Made myself finish it because I'd been told I'd love Robbins, but this was my introduction and I never looked back.
"AMAZING! This book came into my life by chance and I am glad it did. A hilarious and engaging read that also questioned and affirmed pieces of my own life in powerful ways. Apparently this book has been around for a generation, but I think it needs a rebirth - it is still relevant, maybe even moreso now that the "mainstream" has changed.
Some specific points from the novel that I love:
Why are white people always looking for spirituality in other cultures? We have a full, real, historically gro...more
Some specific points from the novel that I love:
Why are white people always looking for spirituality in other cultures? We have a full, real, historically gro...more
Oh, Tom Robbins. Tom Robbins, I would like to apologize to you. When I wrote that review of Still Life With Woodpecker, I was a little angry at you, but for reasons beyond your control.
I do still kind of take issue with Tom Robbins for all of the things I mentioned in that review - namely, he could use a good editor. But my editor leanings can stop being so stuffy and be pushed aside.
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues follows one miss Sissy Hankshaw, a woman with extraordinarily large thumbs and a pas...more
I do still kind of take issue with Tom Robbins for all of the things I mentioned in that review - namely, he could use a good editor. But my editor leanings can stop being so stuffy and be pushed aside.
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues follows one miss Sissy Hankshaw, a woman with extraordinarily large thumbs and a pas...more
Oct 22, 2007
Christine
rated it
4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
To anyone who just read 5 non-fiction p the wold is ending - humans such - books in a row.
Passage From Book:
This sentence is made of lead ( and a sentence of lead gives a reader an entirely different sensation from one made of magnesium). This sentence is made of yak wool. This sentence is made of sunlight and plums. This sentence is made of ice. This sentence is made from the blood of the poet. This sentence was made in Japan. This sentence glows in the dark. This sentence was born with a caul. This sentence has a crush on Norman Mailer. This sentence is a wino and doesn't care who...more
This sentence is made of lead ( and a sentence of lead gives a reader an entirely different sensation from one made of magnesium). This sentence is made of yak wool. This sentence is made of sunlight and plums. This sentence is made of ice. This sentence is made from the blood of the poet. This sentence was made in Japan. This sentence glows in the dark. This sentence was born with a caul. This sentence has a crush on Norman Mailer. This sentence is a wino and doesn't care who...more
My all-time, absolute, favorite book ever. The 'stranded-on-a-desert-island-with-only-one-book' favorite. I can read this one over and over.
Hitch-hikers, lesbians, whooping cranes, feminine hygenine products - it has everything. And written in a lyrical manner that begs to be read out loud. (Trust me - I have done this. Parts of this book are poetry.)
I haven't given away as many copies of this as I have 'Good Omens' because I think it doesn't have as broad an appeal. I wish it did. Really - ever...more
Hitch-hikers, lesbians, whooping cranes, feminine hygenine products - it has everything. And written in a lyrical manner that begs to be read out loud. (Trust me - I have done this. Parts of this book are poetry.)
I haven't given away as many copies of this as I have 'Good Omens' because I think it doesn't have as broad an appeal. I wish it did. Really - ever...more
Jul 24, 2007
Adriana
rated it
5 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
women one and all
I think this book can be best summarized by quickly scanning the list of reviews; people love it or they loathe it.
Me? I loved it.
I'll admit that I might be biased in favor of this book simply because I have a fairly unusual set of opposable digits myself. You see, first and foremost, this is a story about thumbs. Well, its is a story about thumbs, cowgirls, body odor, literary theory, feminism, epiphanies, dirty old men, the end of time, sex, psychoanalysis and liberation. But it's mostly about...more
Me? I loved it.
I'll admit that I might be biased in favor of this book simply because I have a fairly unusual set of opposable digits myself. You see, first and foremost, this is a story about thumbs. Well, its is a story about thumbs, cowgirls, body odor, literary theory, feminism, epiphanies, dirty old men, the end of time, sex, psychoanalysis and liberation. But it's mostly about...more
Okay so overall I did like this book, but I am not giving it more then these two stars. You know why? Because I have a problem with a man that writes about lesbians who then interjects himself sexually into the story at the end and has the lesbians hook up with men. Fuck you Tom Robbins! You took a giant shit in the middle of perfectly good and delicious pie. You ruined it. Otherwise the story would have been awesome. I felt so cheated at the end. Another reason I don't like you is because back...more
I think I'm supposed to like this but it just annoyed me. Good narrator though. Life's too short for annoying books. Moving on...
Apr 16, 2009
Holly Paluck
rated it
4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Shelves:
fun-light-books
A wonderful story of a girl with rather large thumbs which lead her on many adventures as a natural 'hitchhiker', who learns to love her unique appendages!
Somehow I have to confess I think I would have liked this much better had it been written by a female. Even though it is hard not to react simplistically to the hormonal changes in history. I get the blues every so often and you should see the result. I'll tell you one thing, this kind of steroidal prose it isn't.
I don't respond well to all the explosions points and badly harnessed big boobs; as a cowgirl I'm a centipede, and my skin goes splotchy in the desert sun; cringing, I still have to cro...more
I don't respond well to all the explosions points and badly harnessed big boobs; as a cowgirl I'm a centipede, and my skin goes splotchy in the desert sun; cringing, I still have to cro...more
Dec 29, 2012
Alan
rated it
3 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Anyone with even a shred of cosmic enlightenment left in 'em, man...
Recommended to Alan by:
The times, which are and have always been a-changin'
From the cover painting of a naked blonde riding a whooping crane (credited to one Charles Shields), to its dedication (to "Fleetwood Star Robbins, the apple, the pineapple, the mango, the orchard of my eye"), to the explicit apology for using masculine third-person pronouns... we aren't even into the novel itself and already it's crystal clear that Even Cowgirls Get the Blues is a product of The Seventies—the "What Were We Thinking?!?" decade that followed so sweatily upon The Sixties.
And, y'k...more
And, y'k...more
It's hard not to compare this disappointing plotless cult-classic with the disappointing plotless cult-classic I read last year around the same time, A Confederacy of Dunces. Even Cowgirls Get the Blues was by far funnier, but it took me longer to read- I started this book in July, and had to take many sabbaticals from it since then.
This book just became too full of smug hippie bullshit after awhile. It became preachy and obnoxious, and the sleazy 70's dude feminism stuff got grody. While I stil...more
This book just became too full of smug hippie bullshit after awhile. It became preachy and obnoxious, and the sleazy 70's dude feminism stuff got grody. While I stil...more
I am sorry to say I have to add this book to my "did not finish" list. I usually enjoy Tom Robbins, but what a horrendous book this was.
I wanted to like it...I tried very hard to like it. I've only had good experiences with Robbins in the past, so it took me awhile to realize that I really was not enjoying this book at all.
I can't even quite express why I disliked it....it had aspects of Robbins’ writing that I liked, but it just seem so exaggerated. The escape from reality? Yes, usually charm...more
I wanted to like it...I tried very hard to like it. I've only had good experiences with Robbins in the past, so it took me awhile to realize that I really was not enjoying this book at all.
I can't even quite express why I disliked it....it had aspects of Robbins’ writing that I liked, but it just seem so exaggerated. The escape from reality? Yes, usually charm...more
I give this book 2.5 stars. I almost liked it. Certainly Robbins has some intriguing ideas, and he can turn a nice phrase once in a while. But I found his long lists tedious: if something could be said well with one phrase (or word or clause), Robbins chose instead to list all the possible phrases he could have chosen for that position in that sentence. I kept wishing I could skip over them, which, since I was listening to the audio book, I really couldn't do.
I think this book might have earne...more
I think this book might have earne...more
This is some of the best writing I've read on the sentence/paragraph level. I wasn't particularly concerned with where things were going plotwise at first because it was such a pleasure to read Robbins's prose, but I eventually found myself drawn into the story too.
This book is silly, clever, thoughtful, endearing, sweet, dirty, poignant, thought-provoking, funny, pithy, punny and charming, etc. The feminism made me proud to be a woman without turning me against men. Robbins is critical and phi...more
This book is silly, clever, thoughtful, endearing, sweet, dirty, poignant, thought-provoking, funny, pithy, punny and charming, etc. The feminism made me proud to be a woman without turning me against men. Robbins is critical and phi...more
I hated this book and would give it half a star if I could.
Let me be clear- he is a good writer and knows his way around the words BUT the book reads like this: "I celebrate randomness... Random, random, in your face moralizing, random.... Ah ha, you think I've taken it too far, well, sucks for you because I'm going to take it further. In fact, if you don't enjoy this next tangent it's because you are not as enlightened and intelligent as I am! Random, random, in your face moralizing, random.......more
Let me be clear- he is a good writer and knows his way around the words BUT the book reads like this: "I celebrate randomness... Random, random, in your face moralizing, random.... Ah ha, you think I've taken it too far, well, sucks for you because I'm going to take it further. In fact, if you don't enjoy this next tangent it's because you are not as enlightened and intelligent as I am! Random, random, in your face moralizing, random.......more
Some people would argue that the story is not the most important part of "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues", rather, the story only serves as a vehicle for the philosophy and existential musings of a young and emboldened Tom Robbins. I would argue that that that doesn't go far enough - the story actually gets in the way of Robbins' rants.
Robbins was a counterculture icon when this book was published in 1976, and his rambling odes to freedom, irrational behavior and, yes, female genitalia, stand alone...more
Robbins was a counterculture icon when this book was published in 1976, and his rambling odes to freedom, irrational behavior and, yes, female genitalia, stand alone...more
two freakishly large thumbs up: A young lady with fantastically large thumbs. An all female ranch. Roundabout routes to self-descovery, hitchiking and whooping cranes. The troublesome part about reading "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" is twofold. The first is that you cannot put it down. The second is, having subjected yourself to such a large dose of Robbins trippy, meandering style, you begin to think like him. Worse, you begin to talk the way he writes. One moment, you're having a perfectly luc...more
This is a book that travels well. It moves from rural Nowhere to New York City to the wide open spaces of the Dakotas. It has the gemmy shine of a South American diamond, the sweetness of a Georgia peach, and the sauciness of a Louisiana chef. Robbins has written many fantastic books, some better than others. This is absolutely one of the best. What sets "Cowgirls" apart--though some will not agree with me--is its irreverent delight in the human being.
The key humans in this case are Sissy Hanksh...more
The key humans in this case are Sissy Hanksh...more
There's a lot to say about Tom Robbins. I have only read a few of his novels but I can already tell you: Yes, he does like similes. Yes, to an excessive degree. But to me, these are the gems to pick out when reading one of his stories. They are the parts I enjoy most even if it means digging through a few of them first. His arrogance is something almost amusing, but I have definitely had my fair amount of eye-rolls. Sometimes it feels like he projects himself in ways to test if one is actually s...more
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Tom Robbins is a master of confounding readers and turning preconceived plots and societal notions on their heads. The value his narrators place on inanimate objects or personal philosophies usually win out over whatever cultural baggage readers bring to his work; probably that is because Robbins is so utterly charming in speaking to a need for more interesting, more vibrant lifestyles and self-definition.
Self-referential, he is. Indulgent of personal fantasies as filtered through his characters...more
Self-referential, he is. Indulgent of personal fantasies as filtered through his characters...more
I hated this book. Hated it. HATED IT. I can't say that enough, sometimes it feels really good to hate something that deserves to be hated. I think Tom Robbins is a chump. I think it's pretty funny that he attempted to write a novel intended to be taken as liberating to women, but managed to come up with some of the weakest women characters I have ever read about. I hate his voice, and I hate his snarky little interjections. I felt like this was about listening to Tom Robbins' drone on and on ab...more
"Facing an imminent battle with federal police, the cowgirls didn’t hesitate to party, because, well, Sissy Hankshaw Gitche had returned and a party was only proper.
"Ain’t that just like women," growled the ghost of General Custer, peering through the grass.
Yes, oh yes yes yes sweet yes.
Ain’t that just like women, indeed. "
A really great book, it was rather difficult to get into, but the last two thirds were a wonder. A fantastically poetic use of words – without getting in the way of story te...more
"Ain’t that just like women," growled the ghost of General Custer, peering through the grass.
Yes, oh yes yes yes sweet yes.
Ain’t that just like women, indeed. "
A really great book, it was rather difficult to get into, but the last two thirds were a wonder. A fantastically poetic use of words – without getting in the way of story te...more
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Thomas Eugene Robbins (born July 22, 1936 in Blowing Rock, North Carolina) is an American author. His novels are complex, often wild stories with strong social undercurrents, a satirical bent, and obscure details. His novel Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1976) was made into a movie in 1993 directed by Gus Van Sant.
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