Ablutions: Notes for a Novel

Ablutions: Notes for a Novel

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In a famous but declining Hollywood bar works A Barman. Morbidly amused by the decadent decay of his surroundings, he watches the patrons fall into their nightly oblivion, making notes for his novel. In the hope of uncovering their secrets and motives, he establishes tentative friendships with the cast of variously pathological regulars.

But as his tenure at the bar continu...more
Hardcover, 162 pages
Published February 28th 2009 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt (first published February 2009)
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Sean Beaudoin
I've said in other reviews that I could pretty much go the rest of my life without reading another novel set in a bar. And this one does have all the bar-book cliches: the surly bartender, the sad drunken teachers, the deteriorating regulars, the old lady that's really a man, the friendly homeless guy, the former child actor, the solo road trip. With all that said, I still really enjoyed it. The voice is rendered in a deadpan-poetic style that manages to feel fresh. The details all feel authenti...more
Kevin
I predict this book is going to rock a few worlds when it appears next month. deWitt, a new Portland author, writes convincingly, hypnotically, and often humorously in an odd (but freakishly natural-sounding) 2nd person narrative voice. This is lowlife gutter drunk bar life in a revealing light--a place where the bartender ("you") are more wretched than the customers, of course until you make your great escape. A superb little debut.
Carlos
this was good. for the people who described this as bukowski lite...i guess i agree. I've only read one bukowski book and it was indeed a little dark. this book's main character was someone you assume is a good guy who's gone down a dark path, and you root for him. or at least I did.
Chad
I don't think it gets better than this piece of alcoholic/bar literature. "Ablutions" is sick, depraved, hilarious and poignant all at the same time. This book is a feat... a triumph, and deWitt should be hailed as a new voice in underground literature. I know what you're thinking... Great, some hipster writer who worships Bukowski and struggles to come up with his own sad sack of a story. And yes, I was skeptical, and it would be easy for me to label Patrick deWitt, the author of this gem, a me...more
Sam Quixote
I used to really love boozy, druggy novels when I was a teenager, regularly devouring books by Charles Bukowski, William Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Hubert Selby Jnr. and Patrick Hamilton where the protagonists were either alcoholics, drug addicts or both. But that was when I was a teenager and my literary tastes have since changed. So I was surprised to find myself drawn into Patrick deWitt’s debut novel “Ablutions” which takes place almost entirely in a dismal Hollywood bar filled with deadbeats...more
Tyler
3.5/5

I think Patrick deWitt is a talented writer. He has a good vocabulary and there is poetry within his words. In Ablutions he uses second person and a deadpan delivery which lends a kind of apathy and disconnect from the entire experience, but not in a bad way. If you've ever had the feeling that can basically be summed up as, "fuck it," then you can relate and see the motives/personalities of the people in this book.

It's grimy, sexy, funny and sad, just like a bar. He hits the atmosphere pre...more
christa
There are a few things that make me leery when reading a debut novel: 1) When one of the blurbs is by someone who is listed in the acknowledgments (Well that was nice of your friend/writing mentor/college roommate Dennis Cooper to say he loves this book very much); 2) When the book is, oh, say, about a bartender, and in the author's short bio on the back flap it says, for instance " ... Oregon, where he currently resides ... blah blah ... has worked as ... a bartender."

Patrick DeWitt probably co...more
Diarmuid Hester
Mildly entertaining story about the life of an alcoholic bartender and his clientele. The author's use of the second-person serves to interpellate the reader as narrator while the atomised, aposiopetic narration withholds any ultimate immersion in this identity: i.e. it is by turns attractive and repellent - a formal device which serves to substantiate a persistent moral vacillation (in the protagonist; in the reader).

In spite of this, Ablutions doesn't really have much to recommend it: it is n...more
Mike
This near-novel presents the reader with a barman observing the depressing lives of the alcoholics and drug addicts who come to the seedy bar where he works. Having worked in the bar for six years, the main character (only identified as a second person "you") has allowed himself to gradually adopt behaviors similar to the customers. This is far from a good thing. As he drinks himself into oblivion behind the bar, his life disintegrates; the most notable evidence of this is the break-up of his ma...more
Patrick O'Neil
Patrick deWitt's Ablutions is bleak and his minimalist style does nothing to dispel the bleakness – in fact it promotes it. There's endless dark vignettes, vile sexual encounters, and character studies of the bar patrons and his life as a bartender/bar back (it is never quite clear what he does, except drink a lot). His dismal relationships, or lack there of, dominate the plot – although in all fairness, there isn't any plot per say, as the subtitle of the book explains these are: Notes for a No...more
Ken
For his first novel Patrick Dewitt has dredged the drunken swamp of his bar hall years and his own imagination to bring to the surface a gang of dark bar fly characters that were born by some of most memorable language I've read this year. In any novel. We are led through this journey, a swirling toilet flush of a downward spiral, by the bar back at a once famous Hollywood bar. He introduces us to the regulars which are overall a seedy bunch but each one fascinating in their own way. The bar is...more
Kristin
Patrick deWitt is possibly the author I most admire in our time. His writing is extraordinary. Because of this, I got through this just for the duration of the scene with the main character high on pills in the shower. I knew all along that this book was like watching an extremely talented artist build, using nothing but cheap craft supplies and old t-shirts, an entirely lifelike sculpture of a person having their red insides torn out by animals while still alive (drawing the audience by the she...more
Matt reed
This was a decadent indulgence. It definitely reminded me of reading Bukowski and instilling that urge to head down to a local watering hole to engage and be entertained by the lower and often despondent rungs of urban life. I was intrigued by the NY Times book review that echoed caparisons to Fante and Hamsun. While I can certainly see the former's shadow in the writing, it was hard for me to compare to Hansun with the exception of some slight parallels to "Hunger."

However, this aside it was a...more
Chloe
May 21, 2009 Chloe added it
As the subtitle implies, Ablutions: Notes for a Novel is not a conventional work of fiction. The bar-back narrator remains nameless; there is little plot; the text is highly segmented; and the word "discuss," followed by a person's name, is the most frequently used transition from one section to the next. Although filled with this imperative and told in the present tense, Ablutions depicts a static world -- a Los Angeles bar -- where characters pass their time in a haze of drugs and alcohol. It...more
Clifdisc
Ablutions is Patrick deWitt's first novel, a darkly comedic look into the decaying lives of LA barflies written from the perspective of an equally self-destructive bar-hand. The novel is written in second person narrative which has the disturbing effect of putting you in the protagonist's unpleasant and increasingly ugly skin.

I love Patrick deWitt's tone which is by turns humorous, melancholy, whimsical, dark and surreal. The book is at its best when this tone elevates the mundane to the mystica...more
Corey Atad
After loving Patrick deWitt’s The Sisters Brothers, I wanted to read more from the author. He only had one other published novel, so I bought a copy of Ablutions and set to reading. I won’t deny how happy I was to see that the book was very short. Not even 200 pages! This was going to be an easy read. And while the prose was certainly easy and enjoyable, the content was dark and difficult. It took getting through the whole book to come to terms with wether deWitt had gone too far in his dark dep...more
Dorothy Tu
I admit - this books just feels like the result of a creative writing class/assignment. The writing style is reminiscent of someone who is experimenting with descriptions (do I want to be simple or ornate?), all the while reaching for some higher, bigger meaning but not quite getting there.

That being said, I thought that this was an effectively dark, truthful account of "bar culture" (as someone else said before), alcoholism, and the deranged shit that just goes on when you're that far in the de...more
Austin Storm
Note: I have stopped giving star reviews, having decided arbitrarily and pretentiously that they are reductionist.

This is a horrible, horrifying novel about an alcoholic bartender, his alcoholic patrons and his life's endless debasements.

The only impressive thing about it is the second person narrative, used very effectively to create an odd distance and a feeling of being underwater the whole time.

Would have quit halfway through, but was able to finish it in one day. I was hoping for redemption...more
Amy Lloyd
I can't stand writing in the second person, "You walk in to the bar, you drink whiskey, you think blah blah blah." it's weak. This book is Creative Writing 101 bad. For me, anyway. I found the protagonist repulsive and irritating and as a result had nothing to root for in the book. The other characters were boring stereotypes. On the back it was compared to Bukowski, which is just crazy. This book had no soul, it was just an account of some idiots getting drunk. The minimalist style didn't leave...more
Rob
Oct 12, 2012 Rob rated it 4 of 5 stars
Shelves: 2012
This is a novel equally about hating work and loving booze. No. That isn't true. This is a novel that is about hating work and drinking booze and hating yourself. It belongs on your untidy shelf next to Under the Volcano, Leaving Las Vegas, Appointment in Samarra and Tender is the Night. IT is a fuzzy, high-energy migrane of a novel and that is part of its clouded brilliance.
Andrew Porteus
A darkly humourous novel about a man originally bartending and making notes for his novel, but becoming caught up in the world of alcohol, powders and differently coloured pills inhabited by the denizens of the bar he is employed at. During his descent he loses his marriage and his health, finally rescued when he starts pilfering from the bar itself. A tremendous depiction of the world of alcoholism and addiction, with short vignettes of into the lives of many of the bar patrons, and in a memora...more
Alexandra
Ablutions preceded deWitt's Sisters Brothers, but I'm a bit surprised that this one didn't get recognized earlier. It's quite a dark story about a barman's addiction and his troubled relationships with himself and the people he encounters. The book is written from the second person point of view; however, this didn't bother me at all while reading it, but some readers may find the 'you's annoying.

Reading this collection of sketches with its motley cast of characters had me cringing at the more...more
John Damaso
The second-person point-of-view, at first, seemed like a gimmick, but after the longish first chapter, I realized the narrator was not apprising me of my own story but he was describing to himself how everything fell apart.

DeWitt describes the regulars at this Hollywood bar with sincerity and spite and the matter-of-fact accounts of depraved behaviors help normalize some revolting facts of alcoholism. Both sides of the bar are complicit.

In the novel's finish push to the open road of Utah and Ari...more
Jim
Patrick deWitt's debut novel has a superb hook: a bartender in a Hollywood bar collects notes about his clientele — the coke dealer, the transvestite, the cop fetishist, the alcoholic child actor, etc. Although the tone is as curiously detached as a 19th-century naturalist's ("Discuss Junior, the black crack addict"), the gruesome catalog of his customers' failings is spliced with confessions of the bartender's epic consumption of Irish whiskey and whatever drugs he can get his hands on. These e...more
culley
The story of a horrible, wicked bartender. He describes the awful people in the bar and is himself no better. He is likable and well liked but has an undeniable evil streak.

I read this book because I liked The Sisters Brothers so much. In Ablutions there is some of the humor and traces of the charm seen in The Sisters Brothers but it is, on the whole, darker. Unfortunately Ablutions is written in the second person. I found this an unnecessary distraction. The book would have been better in the f...more
Graham Faught
A great read after picking this book up in a closing Borders store. An aside from the novel itself, this was a book I thought for sure I was going to have to grab online and so I have to give Borders much thanks for adding this novel to its shelves!

This book took some getting used to so far as the "voice" for me, but once it became natural, the book was a breeze to read. All of the characters were interesting and while at times cliche in feeling, DeWitt made each of them his own.

Others may have...more
Dirk
I'm glad I didn't read the book blurb before I ordered this novel, because the phrase "decadent decay" is just--how shall I say this--badly bad. Ablutions is the story of a bartender who is flushing his life down the toilet, and since he won't go down all at once, every vignette is an additional jiggling of the handle. The characters, each a lowlife of one sort or another, are competently sketched, but lack depth and development. Maybe that's a faithful representation of a way of life in the L.A...more
Misssally
A gorgeous, bleak and powerful novel about the horrors and titillations of addiction and self-destruction..I love this author, he's quite obviously a brilliant writer, I would hesitate, however, to hang out with him. His protagonists have a marvelous disconnect-he manages to ensure the reader feels more invested in their good health and happiness than they themselves are, it's a good technique, but a little exhausting.
I highly recommend this page-turner, but be warned-it's not for the squeamish....more
Erik
In structure, this does remind me of, exactly as the subtitle implies, "Notes for a Novel". Maybe notes for a novel done for a creative writing class assignment.

The portraits of the characters are somewhat well done, if a bit hackneyed, and the voice is compellingly readable. That said, the attempts to place a narrative structure on the material are clumsy and the ending nearly laughable.

While he did occasionally stumble across a truth or two, as a bartender, I found the author's dwelling almost...more
Chris
After reading The Sisters Brothers, Ablutions came as a bit of a shock. DeWitt took me to some dark, dark places in this story of a downward-spiraling bartender. I liked the plot-less, yet compelling form: bartender as focal point to the cast of alcoholic, damaged and just-plain-odd regulars that frequent his bar. It almost reads like a book of short stories up to a point, then focuses more on the bartender whose life is turning sour. A fun read for folks who aren't scared off by a little scatol...more
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Patrick deWitt was born on Vancouver Island in 1975. He is the author of Help Yourself Help Yourself (2007, Teenage Teardrops), Ablutions (Feb. 09, Houghton-Mifflin Harcourt/Granta), which was named a New York Times Editors' Choice book, and The Sisters Brothers (May 2011, Ecco/House of Anansi). He lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife and son.
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