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Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!

4.11  ·  Rating Details  ·  133 Ratings  ·  24 Reviews
Girls, here it is—everything you need to know about boys: 1. Boys come from the Stupid Factory. 2. Boys are pretty much smelly and useless. 3. It is possible to have fun with boys, however..... 4. If you decide to keep a boyfriend, he will need to be housebroken.

With a South Park-for-girls edgy freshness, artist and entrepreneur (David & Goliath clothing) Todd Harris
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Hardcover, 80 pages
Published April 4th 2005 by Workman Publishing Company (first published May 1st 2004)
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Oi Yin
Apr 03, 2007 Oi Yin rated it it was amazing
The perfect solution to any bad moods caused by dirty, smelly, dumb boys. :-p
Griselda Rivera
quiero descargarlo y leerlo!!
Jennifer
Mar 28, 2008 Jennifer rated it really liked it
Of course I exclude my husband and my almost born son, but I do have to agree....boys can be pretty gross and this book is very funny especially if you are in the dating stage and have taken a misstep in your choice of boyfriends....hehehe
Iris
Apr 01, 2007 Iris rated it it was amazing
This picturebook is staying forever on my proverbial bookshelf!
Leah
Nov 22, 2007 Leah rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: everyone!
this book is awesome :]

i love how a guy wrote it
Jackie (like2read)
Love it. I'm keeping it forever.
Abigail Ruiyi
it is the best
annik
Feb 02, 2016 annik rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Ура-ура! Встречаем альтернативу Пернилле Стальфельт. Все та же какашечная тема, только на новый лад — думала я, пролистав несколько страниц. Но оказалось чуть лучше, чем ожидалось.

Я во время проглядывания этого материала очень сердилась — и зря. Речь-то идет о мальчиках, а я переносила все обидные замечания о мальчишечьих особенностях на мужчин, совершенно необоснованно. А речь идет именно о мелких пакостниках, которые во времена моего детства точно так же ковырялись в носу, устраивали соревнова
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Janie Cakes
Aug 14, 2010 Janie Cakes rated it liked it
This book wasn't as funny as his first one, Girls Are Weirdos but they smell pretty. It has a lot less content; which is probably why it's less funny. Also, if you think about it, perhaps its because the author Todd Harris Goldman is a boy, and he wrote it. It's almost a mockery of how his perspective on what he thinks that girls think about boys. However, I agree that "boys are stupid" so, "throw rocks at them." Also, it reads kinda choppy like a babies book, but on the bright side there's joke ...more
Nahree
Jan 10, 2016 Nahree rated it did not like it
meh. Not as funny as you'd think it'd be.
Gil
Jan 09, 2016 Gil rated it it was amazing
It's good. Funny and very true!
Dawn
Dec 06, 2009 Dawn rated it did not like it
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While I have enjoyed David & Goliath illustrations before, including the one that the book is titled after, I did not enjoy this books. I felt like it took the illustration and just ran with it. It wasn't really funny to me and it was somewhat offensive.

If you're a fan of David & Goliath, proceed with caution.
kailin
Sep 30, 2009 kailin rated it really liked it
Silly and sophomoric if taken too seriously, but if not, pretty damn funny. I gave as a gift to a friend who had just broken up with someone and at least it made her laugh. Just found my copy the other day and re-read...lots of giggles. I guess it can't be too bad if my boyfriend laughs too!
Maja
Aug 17, 2011 Maja rated it really liked it
this book was quite entertaining and filled with some funny truths. though, i do have a feeling that reading it with my cousin made it funnier than it really was. nevertheless i did enjoy it.
Jenette
Mar 15, 2011 Jenette rated it it was ok
It was okay. They really should make one called "Girls are stupid don't sit by them" from a boys point of view.
Kelly K
Booktubeathon 2014: Challenge #5 - Read a book in the genre you have read the least this year. Completed!
Celine
Aug 29, 2010 Celine rated it it was amazing
Read this if you have boytrouble. Makes you feel better instantly!
Kelsey Jo
Apr 09, 2010 Kelsey Jo rated it it was amazing
Shelves: own
Always good for a smile when you're having a bad day.
Heather
Mar 05, 2010 Heather rated it did not like it
Shelves: read-with-thad
It was too mean for me. Some parts were funny.
Huda
Feb 17, 2010 Huda marked it as to-read
Shelves: english-books
:Pp I NEVER knew it's a cover!?
Nenangs
Feb 20, 2011 Nenangs marked it as wishlist
sepertinya lucu...:D
Wendy
Feb 19, 2011 Wendy rated it it was amazing
Got to love it!
Greer
Jun 08, 2009 Greer added it
ah so true. "Remember ladies, for every stupid boy, there is a rock."
Ximena
May 28, 2013 Ximena marked it as to-read
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