Wittgenstein’s Mistress

Wittgenstein’s Mistress

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Wittgenstein's Mistress is a novel unlike anything David Markson - or anyone else - has ever written before. It is the story of a woman who is convinced, and, astonishingly, will ultimately convince the reader as well, that she is the only person left on earth. Presumably she is mad. And yet so appealing is her character, and so witty and seductive her narrative voice, tha...more
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Published May 1st 1988 by Dalkey Archive Press
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Joshua Nomen-Mutatio
Jun 08, 2010 Joshua Nomen-Mutatio rated it 5 of 5 stars Recommends it for: The Patient; The Lonesome; Those Who Fill In The Blanks
Okay, right up front, I read this on the basis that David Foster Wallace, who is unambiguously my literary hero, ascribed extremely high praise to this book. Foregoing any knuckle-biting self-analysis over what effect this had on my perceptions of the book I will just give my thoughts directly.

First off, I think I could accept a description of this book as pretentious, self-indulgent, plotless, etc. All the usual suspects. Large swaths of its content are jumbled thoughts about painters, museums,...more
Jenn(ifer)

But when they succeed, as I claim David Markson's 'Wittgenstein's Mistress' does, they serve the vital & vanishing function of reminding us of fiction's limitless possibilities for reach & grasp, for making heads throb heartlike... ~ David Foster Wallace

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One of many things I love about this book is how ardently it made me want to get inside of the mind of the narrator. A lot of readers have written reviews describing 'Wittgenste...more
s.penkevich
Jul 10, 2012 s.penkevich rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: Just read it.
Recommended to s.penkevich by: Mike Puma
The world is everything that is the case

When looking to purchase a book I always try to buy them used. This allows me to stock my personal library with nice hardcover editions that often cost just as much, or occasionally less, than the price of a new paperback edition while also supporting small businesses that do their part to keep the dream of physical books alive. Used copies of books also come with an elusive presence of the previous owner haunting the pages. Occasionally I will wonder ho...more
Megha
Jun 10, 2012 Megha rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Megha by: Thomas Bernhard, sort of
Shelves: reviews

It probably took me less than 20 pages to be enamored with Wittgenstein's Mistress and I turned the last page quite in awe of David Markson.

What we read as the novel is an unbroken series of sentences being typed by a woman, who could be the last animal alive on the earth. One by one she pulls out little threads out of the tangled yarn that her fading and cluttered memory has become. As she unloads her intellectual baggage, she constantly corrects and contradicts herself. We see her struggle to...more
Anthony Vacca
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Grief is the great isolator, even though everyone, for better or worse, has to experience it at least once in their life. And if you can manage to get by with experiencing just only one moment of grief? Then you’ve lived something of a blessed life. If you say you’ve lived a life free of grief? Then you’re a dirty liar. Or a heartless robot.

The weird thing about grief is that there is nothing really communal about it, even though we try pretending there is. We give condolences when someone su...more
Paul
Nov 23, 2012 Paul rated it 1 of 5 stars Recommends it for: anyone with a rodent infestation
Beaten senseless by the author's large brains I slumped to the ground. When I awoke I found rats had eaten the rest of the book and they had all died with uncanny expressions of horror on their little furry faces. I wasn't disappointed. This novel was a little too avant for my garde.
Sean
For people who are even aware that this book exists, it's difficult to fold over the title page without expecting a total balls-out masterpiece. Reviews hanging around online in archives and elsewhere, few and far between though they may be, fawn over it as much as they can, and David Foster Wallace listed it as one of the five most underrated books of last century. Resisting an unexplainable urge to buck the critical current, I submit that yes, it is very good. Almost certainly the work of a ge...more
Jimmy
The protagonist, a painter, finds herself to be the last person on earth. More accurately, the last mammal, as even cats and seagulls are nowhere to be found except in bits of tape and pieces of floating ash. For years she wanders the earth alone. Looking for people in store windows. Feeding imaginary cats. Is she mad? Has she imagined all this?

That alone would've been a good premise for a novel. But Markson takes that premise as just the backdrop, the starting point for many other investigation...more
Steve
LONG overdue for a reread.
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12AUG12. Someone read the foregoing five-word review and told me "Long overdue for a REVIEW!" which flummoxed me a bit because I thought I had at least jotted a few thoughts in here. Not only had I not commented here (apart from the reread comment), I haven't commented on my personal page! What the hell damn guy! WM is on my list of lifetime favorites, and yet now that I've sat down to write I find myself glaring into an empty "What did you th...more
Erika Jo
I wish there was a four-and-a-half rating. I loved it because it was scholarly, multi-genre and experimental.

If you don't know your worth in art history, philosophical references or European history, it might be a less enjoyable reading experience, but those are the things I get off on, so I had an a-ok relationship with it.

What initially enticed me, of course, was the title (although I am fond of the cover, which quotes the first strange line of the book, "In the beginning I left messages on...more
brian
the 'message' behind nele azevedo's melting ice people might've been environmental, but for me it's all about death and impermanence and the horrible fleetingness of... everything. of course, for me, the subtext of everything from homer's iliad to the newest kate hudson romcom is death in that everyone involved will someday die, and then the last person to know anyone involved will someday die, and then the last person to know of somebody involved will die, and then the last person will someday...more
Mark
I once wrote a letter to Selma Blair and told her she was really good in the movie Cruel Intentions. This was before I had seen the movie, in fact. But she was really nice on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and I wanted her to feel good that someone enjoyed her movie. Even though I was probably not the only one who enjoyed the movie. But I wanted to have something to say to her and since her show on the WB was still a few months off I didn't have anything else to say, factually, expect, "You did...more
[P]
Dec 11, 2012 [P] rated it 5 of 5 stars
Shelves: bitchin
Martin Kippenburger is responsible for a work of art called [appropriately enough] 'Wittgenstein,' which is a shelving unit shoddily painted grey. I couldn't find an actual picture of his piece, but here is essentially what it looks like:

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When I first saw Kippenberger's shelving unit I laughed [briefly], then I immediately moved on without compunction. I mention this because a great deal of experimental literature is, in my opinion, comparable to Kippenberger's artwork. It is, y...more
S.
...as if I have been appointed curator of all the world."

This book is one continuing monologue of a woman named Kate who is convinced she is the last remaining person (and animal) on earth. She has given up looking for other people, but many of her reflections concern traveling the world in search. Finally persuaded of her isolation, her companions become her thoughts and musings on artists, paintings, music, writers, characters of myth and philosophers.

She tells us Wittgenstein was too difficu...more
Carolyn
Dec 13, 2007 Carolyn rated it 1 of 5 stars Recommends it for: those I loathe.
Is there a negative three stars rating? If this was the last book on earth, and destroying it would mean that all future generations would be illiterate, I would DESTROY IT and save all those unborn children the senseless pain of attempting to take any point away from this author's vulgar display of hoity-toity "I know all about art and greek mythology, so I'm going to talk about it but mix it up just enough for you to buy that I know SO MUCH MORE ABOUT IT THEN YOU that YOU MUST BE STUPID. And i...more
St.
In an oceanside house that is not her own, Kate--who, admittedly, has been insane from time to time--narrates her experience as the last person on earth. Whether or not that's true, she is no less entirely alone. Her mind wanders, going through a lifetime of collected musings on art and history and everything else.

This is a digressive monologue told in short declarative statements deliberately parallelling Wittgenstein's Tractatus. Which gives you some idea of how brilliant Markson is, because i...more
Carl
I really liked this book, so much so that right after I finished it I began reading David Foster Wallace's 25 page book review, which, according to Markson himself, was very in depth and insightful. About 4 pages into that I stopped and realized that I perhaps didn't understand the book as well as I thought I did, and that a working knowledge of Wittgenstein actually would have helped. Not a knowledge of a few of his catch phrases but a fundamental understanding of his work. Who takes titles so...more
Crystal T
Recommended by Jason, reading presently.

The best thing about the book was the narrator's way of over explaining her sentences when they didn't need to be explained. It was the best depiction of a person going insane. I also enjoyed the one liners, such as "The things one becomes tardily aware of," and "God. The things men used to do."

I finished this book on New Years Eve 2007; I expected to cry after reading the quotes on the cover that dared me not to at the end but... I didn't cry. It was ver...more
Aaron Mcquiston
This book has been recommended to me for years, mostly by websites who try to sell me books based on my high ratings of other books that might be relevant.

Not that every other book I have read is relevant to this one of course.

The websites, mostly selling stuff, lump certain books into certain piles.

Like "Infinate Jest" and "You Bright and Rising Angels" and "Under the Volcano" for example.

When someone has read and highly reviewed these books, per se, "Wittgenstein's Mistress" comes up as a must...more
Laura
Sep 12, 2007 Laura rated it 5 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Anyone
I'm really glad The Last Novel is getting a lot of attention -- but I hope it leads people back to his earlier novels, like this one, which is The most influential book I've read in the last ten years. Really, there's jut nothing like it. Other top favorites: Reader's Block, This is Not a Novel, Springer's Progress, The Ballad of Dingus Magee.
Arthur Graham
Naturally what follows is a review of Wittgenstein's Mistress. Not his actual mistress, mind you (with whom I've never had the pleasure), but merely the book named after her.

One's language is frequently imprecise in that manner, I have discovered.

First, a few facts about the reviewer: 1) Has never read DFW's essay on WM, or anything else by Markson. 2) Is passingly familiar with about 66% of the writers, artists, and composers mentioned throughout, as well as their major works. 3) Has experience...more
Max
My initial impression after finishing Wittgenstein’s Mistress was one of a clever rendering of the ranting of a cultured amphetamine addict. However David Foster Wallace's afterword showed me the method in the madness. Per DFW, Markson’s novel is “a powerfully critical meditation on loneliness’s relation to language itself”.

The idea based on Wittgenstein’s Tractatus Logico-Philosohphicus is that language itself is structured so that it obstructs one’s connection with reality. Language is a fract...more
Patty
Today I was walking around the Met, thinking of her.

2013: 4 years later, I still think about this book so frequently that I feel it would be dishonest of me not to bump it up to 5 stars.
Nick Craske
My head is suitably bent-out-of-shape after reading this peculiar avant garde piece of writing. Inspired by Ludwig Wittgenstien's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, a classic 20th century book, about 70 pages, consisting of remarks on the essence of language, the nature of The World, of logic, mathematics, science and philosophy and ending with comments on ethics, religion and mysticism. It's quite a mind-bending reading in itself but is written with logical precision and often poetic intensity.

My...more
James
In the beginning she told me she was the last person on Earth. Which, I admit, was difficult to understand.
Because I was listening to her tell me that.
Well, the point being that she was hard to trust.
Though of course it is people who are hard to trust who are often most compelling.
All the protagonists we find most memorable, in fact. Ahab, Heathcliff, Stavrogin, even all the way back to Don Quixote—every one of them is certifiable.
I met her here a year ago. We’ve been comparing notes sin...more
Mike Puma
Jun 25, 2012 Mike Puma rated it 5 of 5 stars Recommends it for: you know who you are

David, David, David. How you Wow!* me.** You found your way to me at exactly the right time, and I’m devouring you at a pace McCarthy and Bolaño and Marías could only hope for. Don’t worry Chuck, Bobby, Javi, I’m still yours, but David has earned his place in your esteemed company. I am most pleased that this group seems to have so little in common—other than me.

But first, the obligatory: a MUCH better review is to be found by JN-M here (read it, Like it, then read it again), if I were to quibb

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Robert Beveridge
David Markson, Wittgenstein's Mistress (Dalkey Archive Press, 1988)

I gave up on it. I understand its appeal for many, and it's probably the best example of what stream-of-consciousness would look like written down in first person by someone with an obsessive mental editor, but that as a convention doesn't hold up for as many pages as this novel wants to be. It would have been a great plotless short story, though. The narrator's voice rings true, if somewhat grating, like reading the two-hundred-...more
Ryan Dieringer
A super heady super inventive rollercoaster of a narrative. Its written in short, often disjointed sentences in 1st person by a narrator who is a (formerly yet totally?) insane woman. We slowly learn about her and her life through a novel full of ramblings that she types out over the course of a season, concerning objects in her house, fragments of her past, and ample waxings on the lives of famous artists and philosophers. Its focus on references and a post-modern fuck-with-your-head disjointed...more
Mari
Jan 27, 2009 Mari rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommended to Mari by: Mel
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Aseem Kaul
To turn Wittgenstein's Tractatus - with all its complex (not to say unintelligible) ideas about cognition, meaning and reality - into a novel is to attempt an incredible intellectual feat.

To render that novel into a work of post-apocalyptic fiction, told from the perspective of a solitary female narrator left all alone in the world, is to join thematic brilliance to narrative inspiration.

To structure this narrative as a 240 page long sequence of one sentence paragraphs, the paragraphs not so muc...more
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David Markson was an American novelist, born David Merrill Markson in Albany, New York. He is the author of several postmodern novels, including This is Not a Novel, Springer's Progress, and Wittgenstein's Mistress. His most recent work, The Last Novel, was published in 2007 and received a positive review in the New York Times, which called it "a real tour de force."

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