false<![CDATA[The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons]]>http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1175271790m/499177.jpg4991772Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. <P> We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of <I>Seinfeld.</I> <P>Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, <I>The Seinfeld Scripts</I> contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." <P> It's all here: the award-winning writing of <I>Seinfeld,</I> "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. <P> <B>Elaine:</B> My roommate has Lyme disease. <BR> <B>Jerry:</B> Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? <BR> <B>Elaine:</B> She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. <P><BR> <B>George:</B> She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." <BR><B>Jerry:</B> The four worst words in the English language. <P><BR> <B>Kramer:</B> What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. <BR> <B>Jerry:</B> Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.487310151998The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasonstotal:34|5:17|4:10|3:7|2:0|1:0|3414649349917700609530399780060953034303The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons4.29http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1175271790m/499177.jpg
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