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Armageddon: The Musical (Armageddon #1)

3.68  ·  Rating Details  ·  2,485 Ratings  ·  47 Reviews
It is the year 2050 and the soap opera "The Earthers" is making big video bucks in the intergalactic ratings race. Alien TV executives know exactly what the old earth drama needs to make the off-world audience sit up and stare—a spectacular Armageddon-type finale.
Paperback, 336 pages
Published April 1st 1991 by Transworld Publishers (first published 1990)
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Si Jones
Aug 17, 2011 Si Jones rated it it was amazing
This is the first Rankin book I read, back in the early 90's, and I've lost count of how many times I've re-read it since.
Sep 29, 2012 Paul rated it it was ok
This is the first novel in the Armageddon Series by “far-fetched fiction” writer Robert Rankin.

Rankin is the author of one of my favorite books, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse. I find his writing style to be similar to Terry Pratchett, another author I really enjoy. I thought I’d have a good chance of enjoying this novel when I chose it at random but it didn’t live up to my expectations.

The overall plot seemed to ramble. Having several worlds, dimensions and time-planes involved
Mar 03, 2014 Pewterbreath rated it did not like it
There are people who would love Rankin's zany take on the apocalypse. For me it's way too freewheeling and manic for me to enjoy it. It's as if The Hitchhiker's Guide was rewritten by someone on speed, smooshing all sorts of ideas in an almost incomprehensible mish-mosh. We've got Elvis, we've got a talking sprout, a future incarnation of the Dalai Lama, Jesus and his twin sister Christine, television, and post nuclear mad max shenanigans. I can't say that this book has no redeeming features, no ...more
Apr 20, 2015 Nini rated it really liked it
As always Robert Rankins alternate universe is one full of surprises. I am a fan of time sprouts and enjoyed the time travel in this story. I particularly enjoyed Rankins comic take on a post apocolyptic Earth and his views on realty TV and the ideas of a master plan I found to be as agreeable as they were hilarious. The unwitting hero Rex is a well written if put upon character and who doesnt love a bit of Elvis. My favourite parts of the story did focus around some of the "supporting cast" of ...more
Feb 12, 2015 Louise rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This is a strange mix of Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, The Truman Show and Redshirts. And when I say strange I mean strange, but in a really good and fun way.
People who can't laugh at Christianity or L. Ron Hubbard should probably steer clear though.
Nen Simmons
Jan 11, 2015 Nen Simmons rated it really liked it
Earth is being manipulated by aliens who are using it as a reality TV show. Trouble is, ratings have now slumped for the post-apocalyptic world were everything is controlled by 3 main religions, so they decide to send a time-travelling sprout back to 1958 to contact Elvis Presley and alter the course of history. The fact that this plot seems perfectly plausible is testament to Robert Rankin's excellent rating and alarming imagination. Also has the usual running gags ( Ian Paisley etc) and the cu ...more
This is just not doing it for me. On its way to the ditched stack.
Aletha Tavares
Jun 12, 2007 Aletha Tavares rated it it was amazing
Shelves: humour
its the future 2050- the characters of dalai lama, elvis priestly who the former thinks will kill him, is being brought back to earth to up the ratings of the soap opera the Earthers by the planet phnaargos, who feel that all that has been happening on earth is war , killings, blood violence & sex and need to inject the viewing with something different- but this goes awry thanks to the GOD wo is also side stepped by his sister.
this si cosmic fun in all its galaxious humour
Jan 08, 2011 J.M. rated it liked it
Read one book by this author already and enjoyed it so much I wanted to read another. My sister bought it for me for Christmas 2009. While I finished it, I didn't find it the "rip-roaring comedy" hailed by the critics on the cover. It was confusing at times but interesting enough to keep me reading. However, it's part of a trilogy, and I don't see myself rushing out to pick up the next volume any time soon.
Gillian Taylor
Feb 20, 2011 Gillian Taylor rated it it was amazing
Absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt my favourite trilogy of all time.
Rankin has been often compared to Pratchet, but in my opinion he outshines him by far.
This book has elements from reality and a vast imagination inside of Rankin's mind that will make you take a look into your very soul and examine it.
Barry the sprout is an inspiration to us all.
Keith Davis
Nov 29, 2009 Keith Davis rated it it was ok
Armageddon the Musical never seems to be quite as funny as it is trying to be. You get the impression that the author is trying very hard to be Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett but not quite getting there. All the ingredients are there, but it is like a cake that fails to rise and you are left wondering if a step got missed somewhere in the recipe.
Saoirse Sterling
[Short and quick review from memory before I re-read and re-review at a later date:

I mean, really. XD Just the title is bringing joy to me. I think this is the Rankin book that really made me love him quite severely.]
Doreen Dalesandro
May 20, 2014 Doreen Dalesandro rated it really liked it
Genre: sci-fi humor
Rating: 3.75
I listened to this book.

One word describes this book: whacky! It is lots of fun!

Robert Rankin does a great job narrating his book!
Aug 20, 2008 Alesia rated it it was amazing
A time-traveling sprout named Barry, that lives in Elvis Presley's head. What more do I need to say?
Scott Nieradka
Jan 12, 2011 Scott Nieradka rated it did not like it
Shelves: crap-sci-fi
Yuk. Sigh. Look, this book should have been funny, or at least enjoyable, on paper. An absurd post apocalyptic story involving a time traveling elvis presley with a sprout in his head, a standard I’m just a normal person, why is this happening to me type hero, etc, etc, you can read the plot above or elsewhere below. There are a few problems, A) Its a comedy, B) Its not funny, C) Its a not funny comedy about religion and tv, and most importantly D) the author breaks the fourth wall every three p ...more
P. Elliot
Jan 25, 2013 P. Elliot rated it really liked it
My slightly biased comments: Robert Rankin is an acquired taste; one that I succumbed to many moons ago (we once swapped autographed copies of our books) thanks to his Brentford Trilogy.

This did not reach the heights of those titles but was worthy of his far-fetchedness. Where else would you find a post-nuclear Earth ruled by three religious factions: the latest in a long line of reincarnations of the Dali Lama, Pope Joan and the last descendant of L. Ron Hubbard. Throw in an Alien race watching
Joakim Bairamoglou
Aug 25, 2014 Joakim Bairamoglou rated it really liked it
sorry...can't write...still laughing...omg what a guy!!!p.s. if you re not British and you read it in english have a dictionary Near by!!!
Isabel (kittiwake)
Dec 08, 2011 Isabel (kittiwake) rated it liked it
'And what about me?' Gloria asked.
'Buggered if I know dear.' Ms Vrillium admired herself in the mirror. 'I expect we'll find out in the sequel. All this is really far too good to be true.'
And it was.

I think I read one of the sequels a long time ago, as Rex Mundi, his sister Gloria and the Time Sprout seemed familiar but the plot line didn't.

Earth's history has been moulded by a television company on another planet at the behest of a mystery backer. But now ratings for 'The Earthers' are falling,
Rich Meyer
Mar 01, 2016 Rich Meyer rated it really liked it
Shelves: read-in-2016
Very funny novel. It's hard to go wrong with Elvis Presley, a time-travelling Brussel sprout, the Dalai Lama, cannibals, and the Apocalypse. Well written and keeps you wondering until the last chapter.
Aug 16, 2015 David marked it as may-read

Robert Rankin shamelessly lampshades this in one of his stories (Armageddon, the Musical) where it is advanced as proof that there is a God who designs dominant species in his own image. "As any Science Fiction fan knows, the basic human shape, Head at the top, two feet at the bottom, wedding tackle about halfway down, is the standard for intelligent life the universe over. They often speak good English with a noticeable American accent, too. Facts that should serve up friend Atheist with a work
Oct 05, 2015 Willoughby rated it it was amazing
Fantastic Far Fetched Fiction.
Cheryl Kent
Feb 10, 2016 Cheryl Kent rated it really liked it
yeah! for elvis and sprouts!
Dec 31, 2013 Nai rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Rankin's biography states that he wants to create a new genre of 'far-out fiction'.

That is clearly accomplished in Armageddon the musical.

I'm a music student, and while I get the irony of calling this book a musical, I still didn't find it humourous. (Which I believe was the intent?)

It is certainly absurdest, and while I can appreciate that, the jokes go on and on and are over done. I finished it, but with some difficulty, and had to re-start reading it a number of times.
Jul 21, 2015 Chris rated it really liked it
This is the first Robert Rankin book that I've read. I expected it to be amusing, and it didn't disappoint, although I didn't get quite the full-on laughs I often get from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. What I (unfairly) hadn't quite expected was such a gripping storyline. The plot certainly kept me interested, and occasionally confused, but not in a bad way. A fun read.

I will definitely be reading more of his books.
Jan 27, 2014 Richard rated it it was ok
fun when you're fourteen but dumber than a bag of hammers
Mar 13, 2014 Tony rated it it was ok
I'm usually very easy on books, but I found this to be a particularly unenjoyable read. I may try one more of Rankin's books to see if this was just a single, specific book that caused my issues.
Sep 26, 2011 Meg rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
The zany, hilarious ideas are there, as is the social commentary, and the writing is snappy . . . at points. I love self aware narration, too, and yet there was something about the way Rankin continually pointed out plot holes that got on my nerves after a while. Still, I laughed pretty hard a some bits and it was worth reading for the cheeky time sprout alone.
Jul 16, 2009 Joe rated it really liked it
I read this book almost twenty years ago, when I was in high school, and though I only remember bits and pieces of it, I recall:

1) enjoying it;
2) several passages almost verbatim; the images stayed with me.

I'm not sure I'd be able to enjoy it nearly as much these days, but it was fun when I was fifteen.
Sep 24, 2013 Faith rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Give it a chance... It starts off ok but can be difficult to read with all the new technology and different plots running at the same time… but it's worth not giving up when it comes together in about the middle of the story. A bit crazy but good enough.
Dec 22, 2011 Salimbol rated it liked it
Inventive ideas, biting satire, earthy British humour - all very good things - but I still found it no more than mildly funny. Too much "nudge nudge wink wink" and not enough real humanity to tickle my funnybone, I think.
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