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February 27th 2003
(first published 2002)
by Hamish Hamilton Ltd
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Hardcover, 352 pages
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0241142288
(isbn13: 9780241142288)
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You Shall Know Our Velocity is the first novel from Dave Eggers, author of the bestselling memoir A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Although ...more
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Preface to the fourth edition:
I wrote this a few years ago, back when I had just finished reading the book, but before I had died. I still haven't died so that's beside the point. I'm procrastinating right now, and copying this from another site where this originally appeared.
Original Preface
There are three ways that I pick out books to read. One is through the convoluted and serpentine way that I choose most of my books. The second way is by catchy covers promisi...more
I wrote this a few years ago, back when I had just finished reading the book, but before I had died. I still haven't died so that's beside the point. I'm procrastinating right now, and copying this from another site where this originally appeared.
Original Preface
There are three ways that I pick out books to read. One is through the convoluted and serpentine way that I choose most of my books. The second way is by catchy covers promisi...more
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Read in August, 2006
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Hey main character, are you upset about something? Is nothing working out for you? AWWWWWW poor baby! Did you experience a personal loss that you found painful? Oh no! You must be the first person ever to feel pain! I feeeeeel sooooooo baaaaaaaaad for you! Are you going to tell us what happened? Oh, you'd rather give it to us bit by bit to keep up the suspense? Ok, that works (pbbbbttttt). Do you find things in normal everyday life hard to take, Holden Caulfield? Do you want to share with us exp...more
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Read in August, 2007
The title of this novel is a misnomer. The protagonists -- Will and Hand -- are miserably slow and plodding. Full of piss and vinegar, but with little to actually back it up.
Basically, they plan to fly around the world in a week and give away $32,000. They make it to Africa and Eastern Europe. That's it. And the back of the book reads, "$32,000 must be given away in a week, around the world. But why?" That question is never answered.
Not only is the book's flow...more
Basically, they plan to fly around the world in a week and give away $32,000. They make it to Africa and Eastern Europe. That's it. And the back of the book reads, "$32,000 must be given away in a week, around the world. But why?" That question is never answered.
Not only is the book's flow...more
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Read in January, 2004
I heart Dave Eggers. This book is awesome, especially if you enjoy traveling in obscure countries and dissecting ridiculous adventures for meaning. Eggers' style is very sticky and his humor is right in my wheelhouse. I liked this book significantly more than "A Heartbreaking Work..." (which was a fun read nonetheless). Something about the fact that it's a true novel and not quite as self-indulgent and autobiographical.
Anyway, I only feel slightly silly saying this is one o...more
Anyway, I only feel slightly silly saying this is one o...more
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Read in September, 2007
I'm a little torn here, because I feel like I was supposed to like this book, so part of me wants to pretend that I didn't like it. It just seems so blatantly directed at exactly who I am, a late 20's person confused about what direction to take in life. It's like a movie where you know they are trying to make you cry, and you do cry, and then feel bad about it because you know that they played you like a fiddle.
But as much as I'd like to resist it, I am a fiddle and this book played me. ...more
But as much as I'd like to resist it, I am a fiddle and this book played me. ...more
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Two close friends decide to travel around the world in a week and give away $32,000 to random people. This includes creating a treasure map for children in Estonia and delivering a bouquet of flowers to a sleeping family in Senegal. Their adventures are comical, and easy to relate to if you've ever gone on a trip with not much planning. The results of this journey are unexpected eye-opening experiences and a few disappointments (Morocco looks a little like Arizona). Through all their travels...more
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I’m glad I read this although I had conflicting opinions all throughout the book.
The writing is unique and interesting and Eggers clearly has a powerful gift with words. The story is also challenging and thoughtful and I was continually fascinated by the concept. I loved the journey they took, and the juxtaposition Eggers creates between their being both constrained and liberated in their travels.
However, I don’t know if I love the execution. I found it to be a real ...more
The writing is unique and interesting and Eggers clearly has a powerful gift with words. The story is also challenging and thoughtful and I was continually fascinated by the concept. I loved the journey they took, and the juxtaposition Eggers creates between their being both constrained and liberated in their travels.
However, I don’t know if I love the execution. I found it to be a real ...more
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Read in July, 2008
I’ve been reading You Shall Know Our Velocity (currently re-titled to Sacrament) for over a month. Usually, when school is out, and it is, I average about a week to a week and a half on any given book. I haven’t finished it and I must tell you, the problem isn’t me. For once.
I’m half-way through the book and thus far, aside from traveling to a few countries and trying to tape money on goats (I’m pretty sure it was goats), nothing has happened. I know that the main character...more
I’m half-way through the book and thus far, aside from traveling to a few countries and trying to tape money on goats (I’m pretty sure it was goats), nothing has happened. I know that the main character...more
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I was hesitant to read this upon Julie's recommendation, because the basic premise turned me off. A pair of friends have just lost their other best mate. They hatch a plan to travel around various corners of the world handing out at random large sums of money, until they have completely exhausted their quite significant savings. By the way, that is all revealed in the first few pages, so nothing is spoiled.
My first reaction was that this seemingly cathartic and symbolic gesture di...more
My first reaction was that this seemingly cathartic and symbolic gesture di...more
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Read in August, 2007
A really beautiful book. Nija suggested that I read it on my trip to Nicaragua, and I did so twice. The promise that Dave Eggers demonstrated in his debut memoir A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (AHWOSG) is really borne out here. I thought the book was surprisingly down-to-earth and touching, with the right mix of poetry and crassness.
I read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius after having read this book. In that book's appendix, "Mistakes We Knew We Were Maki...more
I read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius after having read this book. In that book's appendix, "Mistakes We Knew We Were Maki...more
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Read in September, 2007
Though this book is compared to On The Road, the similarities stop at both books being about travelling. While Kerouac describes, with compassion and care, his fellow human beings, Eggers draws broad sketches of the people he meets.
The main character, Will, doesn't change. The most worthwhile conversations he has are in his own mind, in which he makes up responses for the people he is talking to. This does absolutely nothing to further the plot.
There are some truly beaut...more
The main character, Will, doesn't change. The most worthwhile conversations he has are in his own mind, in which he makes up responses for the people he is talking to. This does absolutely nothing to further the plot.
There are some truly beaut...more
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Read in December, 2006
Dave Eggers is my favorite author. Witty, insightful, self mocking and disturbingly familiar. Anyone who has read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius knows what I’m talking about. A blurb on the back claims Eggers can “inspire a generation as much as document it,” that seems pretty apt. Maybe we are of the same generation and this feeling of insufferable privileged ennui is a common thread of our time.
Given $80,000 for the use of his silhouette on the side of a box of light bu...more
Given $80,000 for the use of his silhouette on the side of a box of light bu...more
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Read in May, 2007
i love dave eggers. this is the main character describing how his mind works (he sits at a desk at the top of a grassy hill overlooking a meadow and stream, and the library is inside the hill and is staffed by little pale, oily, hairless people that look like moles):
"And as much as I value the efficiency and professional elan of the library staff, I'd begun recently to worry about a new wrinkle in their procedures. For the most part, they're supposed to act on my requests when I...more
"And as much as I value the efficiency and professional elan of the library staff, I'd begun recently to worry about a new wrinkle in their procedures. For the most part, they're supposed to act on my requests when I...more
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Dave Eggers writes beautifully, yet his novel never seems to inspire any connection between the reader and the characters. The plot line seemed familiar, two young men, without plans traveling the world. The impetus for the trip seems to be the death of a childhood friend. The two remaining friends, the main Character who hasn't done much with his life and Hand, a good looking, risk taking, non motivated individual decide to give away a large sum of cash that the main character has acquired. ...more
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Read in October, 2007
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I stumbled across this book randomly at the bookstore. I had read mcsweenys and the believer a few times here and there but i actually had no idea that Dave Eggers had any novels. I got excited when i saw his name on the front of the book so I scooped it right up and I am glad I did.
I think had a read this book three months ago I wouldn't have appreciated it the same way i do now but it came into my life at a time when I was having a lot of the same feelings as the books main chara...more
I think had a read this book three months ago I wouldn't have appreciated it the same way i do now but it came into my life at a time when I was having a lot of the same feelings as the books main chara...more
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There's something a little frustrating about Dave Eggers. I genuinely think that he is a wonderful, gifted writer. He captures certain moments so completely and beautifully that I'm astounded past the point of envy. But he doesn't know when to quit. This is a fault I'm finding in a lot of contemporary writers like Michael Chabon and David Foster Wallace; as gifted as they are, they seem to lose their focus in the enjoyment of hearing/reading themselves. Wallace is particularly bad at this (I don...more
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An unfortunate sophmore slump. Eggers tries to follow up the critically acclaimed and highly enjoyable A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius with a more trifling novel, but he aims for nothing and hits just that. The premise kept me hoping for a catharsis or point of any kind but the novel just goes nowhere.
The hardback edition, however, is one of the coolest books that I own. The text actually starts on the front cover of the book and continues from there. His unusual font choic...more
The hardback edition, however, is one of the coolest books that I own. The text actually starts on the front cover of the book and continues from there. His unusual font choic...more
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Sometimes, I feel guilty about traveling and not appreciating where I'm at. Especially when I find myself shuffling through slush at all hours of the day and night in this all too familiar corner of the world. But nevertheless, when confronted with great beauty, I'm sometimes looking for a more fulfilling achievement or vista. Like, "this view is nice, but it does lack a certain couch-like feel that I've grown fond of, or at least accustomed to." Dave Eggers' fiction work here feel...more
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Read in January, 2008
Two men travel to far-reaching places in a short period of time to give away a lot of money, for not too many obvious reasons. To me, it sounded insane and pretentious and ridiculous and so many other adjectives that really attracted me to this book.
A book based off such an idea honestly changed the way I look at both the world and my future. The novel was filled with unimaginable actions and thoughts, both main characters being two individuals that seemingly don't exist in our "...more
A book based off such an idea honestly changed the way I look at both the world and my future. The novel was filled with unimaginable actions and thoughts, both main characters being two individuals that seemingly don't exist in our "...more
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"3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the dogs. Bears always forget they can just sit on the dogs. Sit on the dogs."
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