You Shall Know Our Velocity

by Dave Eggers
You Shall Know Our Velocity  
published 2003 by Hamish Hamilton Ltd
binding Hardcover
isbn 0241142288   (isbn13: 9780241142288)
pages 352
description You Shall Know Our Velocity is the first novel from Dave Eggers, author of the bestselling memoir A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius...more
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12-07-06



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Nickie
02/05/08

Read in May, 2007
Finished You Shall Know Our Velocity and really enjoyed it! More so than Heartbreaking Work… but not as much as What Is the What. I started out marking a few quotes, but then just got into reading:

“I was feeling everything much too much. Everything was pulling at my eyes. I spent hours floating in pools. I sat on terraces and stared for afternoons at mediocre views. I was feeling overjoyed for happy couples. I would see or hear people, usually people I hardly knew or didn’t even like, ge...more
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Megan
12/23/07

bookshelves: fiction
Has a copy to sell/swap — Read in December, 2007
recommends it for: most folks of my age
I have yet to feel like any of his other books really match up to A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, but nonetheless, Eggers has the ability for getting inside people's heads and taking you there with him. Y.S.K.O.V. is another excellent example of this. Even while I don't identify much with a character like Will, still, going through the book, Eggers draws you into Will's emotional and psychological world, creating a texture of his experience that you can step inside to and grasp, that ...more
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Anna
07/08/07

Read in December, 2006
Dave Eggers is my favorite author. Witty, insightful, self mocking and disturbingly familiar. Anyone who has read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius knows what I’m talking about. A blurb on the back claims Eggers can “inspire a generation as much as document it,” that seems pretty apt. Maybe we are of the same generation and this feeling of insufferable privileged ennui is a common thread of our time.
Given $80,000 for the use of his silhouette on the side of a box of light bulbs,...more
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Mark
08/20/07

Read in August, 2007
The title of this novel is a misnomer. The protagonists -- Will and Hand -- are miserably slow and plodding. Full of piss and vinegar, but with little to actually back it up.

Basically, they plan to fly around the world in a week and give away $32,000. They make it to Africa and Eastern Europe. That's it. And the back of the book reads, "$32,000 must be given away in a week, around the world. But why?" That question is never answered.

Not only is the book's flow sluggish, but i...more
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John
09/07/07

Read in September, 2007
I'm a little torn here, because I feel like I was supposed to like this book, so part of me wants to pretend that I didn't like it. It just seems so blatantly directed at exactly who I am, a late 20's person confused about what direction to take in life. It's like a movie where you know they are trying to make you cry, and you do cry, and then feel bad about it because you know that they played you like a fiddle.
But as much as I'd like to resist it, I am a fiddle and this book played me. I id...more
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Josh
09/05/07

Read in August, 2007
"Some don't know, and those who do always forget that there's electricity firing within us. I'm too dumb to know why it's electricity and not some other kind of power source - why not nuclear fission on a submolecular level? - but there you have it. Electricity firing synapses, electricity triggering motions of the heart. And mine's somehow not right." (166)

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"We had at best an hour of daylight. We left town and after a few miles pulled off at some sort of forest preserve...more
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Sarah
05/02/08

Read in May, 2008
i read this book in the midst of my re-reading the harry potter series craze, so i don't know if i enjoyed it as much as i would have had i been focused. nonetheless, i really like the messiness of this book, and the way that eggers includes thoughts and pictures and that everything feels like a stream of consciousness.

his characters (who have the same philosophy of life he has, if he expresses himself clearly in a heartbreaking work of staggering genius) are gluttons for experiences and ...more
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Mary Rose
Read in September, 2007
Though this book is compared to On The Road, the similarities stop at both books being about travelling. While Kerouac describes, with compassion and care, his fellow human beings, Eggers draws broad sketches of the people he meets.

The main character, Will, doesn't change. The most worthwhile conversations he has are in his own mind, in which he makes up responses for the people he is talking to. This does absolutely nothing to further the plot.

There are some truly beautiful moments in ...more
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Caroline
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01/21/08

Read in May, 2007
i love dave eggers. this is the main character describing how his mind works (he sits at a desk at the top of a grassy hill overlooking a meadow and stream, and the library is inside the hill and is staffed by little pale, oily, hairless people that look like moles):

"And as much as I value the efficiency and professional elan of the library staff, I'd begun recently to worry about a new wrinkle in their procedures. For the most part, they're supposed to act on my requests when I make re...more
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Joe
06/22/07

bookshelves: fiction
Read in August, 2006
recommends it for: People willing to go out and blow $12.99
Hey main character, are you upset about something? Is nothing working out for you? AWWWWWW poor baby! Did you experience a personal loss that you found painful? Oh no! You must be the first person ever to feel pain! I feeeeeel sooooooo baaaaaaaaad for you! Are you going to tell us what happened? Oh, you'd rather give it to us bit by bit to keep up the suspense? Ok, that works (pbbbbttttt). Do you find things in normal everyday life hard to take, Holden Caulfield? Do you want to share with us exp...more
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Alex
02/25/08

recommended to Alex by: Julie Adams
I was hesitant to read this upon Julie's recommendation, because the basic premise turned me off. A pair of friends have just lost their other best mate. They hatch a plan to travel around various corners of the world handing out at random large sums of money, until they have completely exhausted their quite significant savings. By the way, that is all revealed in the first few pages, so nothing is spoiled.

My first reaction was that this seemingly cathartic and symbolic gesture didn't pas...more
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Igor
02/11/08

Read in January, 2004
I heart Dave Eggers. This book is awesome, especially if you enjoy traveling in obscure countries and dissecting ridiculous adventures for meaning. Eggers' style is very sticky and his humor is right in my wheelhouse. I liked this book significantly more than "A Heartbreaking Work..." (which was a fun read nonetheless). Something about the fact that it's a true novel and not quite as self-indulgent and autobiographical.

Anyway, I only feel slightly silly saying this is one of my fav...more
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Craig
02/18/08

Read in August, 2007
A really beautiful book. Nija suggested that I read it on my trip to Nicaragua, and I did so twice. The promise that Dave Eggers demonstrated in his debut memoir A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (AHWOSG) is really borne out here. I thought the book was surprisingly down-to-earth and touching, with the right mix of poetry and crassness.

I read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius after having read this book. In that book's appendix, "Mistakes We Knew We Wer...more
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Betsy
04/13/08

Has a copy to sell/swap — Read in March, 2008
Dave Eggers writes beautifully, yet his novel never seems to inspire any connection between the reader and the characters. The plot line seemed familiar, two young men, without plans traveling the world. The impetus for the trip seems to be the death of a childhood friend. The two remaining friends, the main Character who hasn't done much with his life and Hand, a good looking, risk taking, non motivated individual decide to give away a large sum of cash that the main character has acquired. ...more
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Devon
11/16/07

Read in November, 2007
It was okay. I really thought it would be better since I was told by a friend that her friends said it changed their lives. It just felt so whiny. I am not saying that the main character shouldn't be sad --his friend died and he's trying to deal with it --but I just didn't quite understand what he was trying to do. Nor could I tolerate how stupid he and his other friend acted while traveling around the world. No crap you can't get direct flights from third world countries to other third world co...more
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Keith
10/28/07

Read in October, 2007
recommends it for: everyone feeling a little lost
I stumbled across this book randomly at the bookstore. I had read mcsweenys and the believer a few times here and there but i actually had no idea that Dave Eggers had any novels. I got excited when i saw his name on the front of the book so I scooped it right up and I am glad I did.

I think had a read this book three months ago I wouldn't have appreciated it the same way i do now but it came into my life at a time when I was having a lot of the same feelings as the books main character Wil...more
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Vanessa
Read in August, 2007
story about two friends who decide to travel around the world in one week. soon they find out that modern day travel does not allow for that to be possible, but still they must try to distribute 32,000 dollars to people they deem 'deserving.'

something is terribly off between these two friends or about each one individually. one is so angry and they other comes off as an idiot. why they do what they do is a mystery and when you think that's been revealed enough, there's a twist in the middle...more
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Tyler
07/21/07

Read in July, 2007
recommends it for: anyone who'se cool (especially those that have been third worldly)
wow...Eggers is amazing. I do believe this book replaced Catcher in the Rye as my favorite novel. This is probably partly because it reminded me so much of my travels and a lot of the thoughts and feelings I had during that time. Yet I think Eggers is an amazingly talanted writer; his characters are incredibly realistic and well developed. I felt like I completely knew them, understood them and related to them (or atleast the thoughts they have). The way it is very well written, the dialogue is ...more
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Terence
Read in March, 2008
Not my favorite by Dave Eggers, but utterly enjoyable in every aspect. The premise and main plot of the story is perhaps the most appealing of any of Eggers's books: a twentysomething somehow falls into a large sum of money and decides to give it away to people in third world countries; charity combined with seeing the world. In a sense, it's what every individual within our generation who's concerned with the world wants to do, would do if given the means.

Everything that I love about Egge...more
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melissa
bookshelves: books-i-do-not-love
Read in January, 2007
In college, I really liked "Heartbreaking Work..." However; as I get older, I find myself loathing Dave Eggers more and more. This sounds mean, but I met him and had a conversation with him (twice) at his kids tutoring center and he's really, really arrogant. He does great things for the community, but he's such a mean-spirited hipster that I just have to dislike him. (And he turned down my request to bring my special ed. students to his tutoring center for a class because "the...more
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