How to Ruin a Summer Vacation (How to Ruin #1)
Moshav? What’s a moshav? Is it “shopping mall” in Hebrew? I mean, from what Jessica was telling me, Israeli stores have the latest fashions from Europe. That black dress Jessica has is really awesome. I know I’d be selling out if I go with the Sperm Donor to a mall, but I keep thinking about all the great stuff I could bring back home.
Unfortunately for 16-year-old Amy Nel
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Published
October 8th 2006
by Llewellyn Publications
(first published October 1st 2006)
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Damn, I haven't written a review in forever. Seriously, I am like 13 books behind or something. So, I am going backwards, reviewing the freshest ones first. Here goes.
This is my second Simone Elkeles book. I read Perfect Chemistry, and enjoyed it, but for some reason it took me two years to pick up another Elkeles.
I'm not sure if How to Ruin a Summer Vacation was the right one for me. Young Adult books are supposedly marketed for teenagers, but I'm not so sure about that one. Just looking at m...more
This is my second Simone Elkeles book. I read Perfect Chemistry, and enjoyed it, but for some reason it took me two years to pick up another Elkeles.
I'm not sure if How to Ruin a Summer Vacation was the right one for me. Young Adult books are supposedly marketed for teenagers, but I'm not so sure about that one. Just looking at m...more
Reviewed by Randstostipher "tallnlankyrn" Nguyen for TeensReadToo.com
All Amy Nelson wanted was to have a regular summer. To spend time with her best friend, Jessica, and her new boyfriend. But that won't happen for Amy by a long shot. It seems that her estranged father wants her to go back to Israel with him to visit her grandmother. Sure, going to Israel may seem exciting to most people, but not for Amy. Not when there are wars going on and the fact that she has to go with a man that she hardly...more
All Amy Nelson wanted was to have a regular summer. To spend time with her best friend, Jessica, and her new boyfriend. But that won't happen for Amy by a long shot. It seems that her estranged father wants her to go back to Israel with him to visit her grandmother. Sure, going to Israel may seem exciting to most people, but not for Amy. Not when there are wars going on and the fact that she has to go with a man that she hardly...more
This book was awesome! Simone Elkeles completely rocks!
How To Ruin a Summer Vacation is about a girl named Amy who doesn't want to believe she even as a father and she sure as hell doesn't want to go away with him back to country where war very much exists, for her summer vacation. Needless to say Amy is going to have an awful three months.
Or will she?
I have to say, this book took me by surprise, I guess I didn't know what I was expecting, but I guess it's like that with ever Elkeles book I read...more
How To Ruin a Summer Vacation is about a girl named Amy who doesn't want to believe she even as a father and she sure as hell doesn't want to go away with him back to country where war very much exists, for her summer vacation. Needless to say Amy is going to have an awful three months.
Or will she?
I have to say, this book took me by surprise, I guess I didn't know what I was expecting, but I guess it's like that with ever Elkeles book I read...more
3 1/2 stars
While I liked this book, I'd have liked there to be more of some things in it and less of others.
I'd have liked to read more about Amy's talks with her Safta. She seems to immediately connect with her, worries about her health, but why? Because the older woman has her eyes? This is the basis of her beginning to change, I'd have liked to be in on more of their conversations.
I'd have liked more of the Jewish traditions, the Seder, keeping Kosher, their beliefs.
I'd have liked more of h...more
While I liked this book, I'd have liked there to be more of some things in it and less of others.
I'd have liked to read more about Amy's talks with her Safta. She seems to immediately connect with her, worries about her health, but why? Because the older woman has her eyes? This is the basis of her beginning to change, I'd have liked to be in on more of their conversations.
I'd have liked more of the Jewish traditions, the Seder, keeping Kosher, their beliefs.
I'd have liked more of h...more
After reading the blurb for this book I imagined this is a story about some spoiled brat who is going to complain about everything and everyone throughout the whole book and so I dismissed it. But since Simone Elkeles proves to me over and over again to be an excellent writer (Perfect Chemistry, Rules of Attraction anyone??) I decided to give it another chance. And I'm glad I did. Even though the heroine was a little too young for my taste and the writing style was kind of high-schoolish, I real...more
Well, after reading the Paradise and the Perfect Chemistry books by Simone I definitely can say I´m a fan of her writing.
She has this unique and very fun way to tell a story and I really like it.
So, I had to start this series of hers as well. Just out of curiousity and pure excitement and... hmm, I´m not too impressed.
It sure is a fun little read. With a lot of humour and drama and politics. But it just was not as great as her other novels. By far not. :(
I really liked the way Simone describes I...more
She has this unique and very fun way to tell a story and I really like it.
So, I had to start this series of hers as well. Just out of curiousity and pure excitement and... hmm, I´m not too impressed.
It sure is a fun little read. With a lot of humour and drama and politics. But it just was not as great as her other novels. By far not. :(
I really liked the way Simone describes I...more
"How to ruin a summer vacation", by Simone Elkeles, was a fun book to read. I love reading all of Simone's books. This book was not an upset. Little does Amy know that her summer plans have been changed. Instead of shopping, hanging out with her friends, or gossiping, she is being forced to travel to Israel. Not only does Amy know nothing about Israel, she is going with is going with her dad. Amy and her dad haven't seen each other for two years. He abandoned her mother, and never cared to call....more
Ok, before I start reviewing the book I have to say a couple of things a bout Israel. I live in Israel. My mom lived in the US for 20 years and moved to Israel because of my dad, therefore I read only english books and speak english better then I speak hebrew.. Sad I know. I started reading this book knowing it will be fun reading about a book that is about Israel and America. About Israeli's and American's being together. While I was reading this book I understood that the author didn't really...more
Dies ist ein Auftakt von einer neuen Trilogie der Autorin und diesmal wird es in 3 Bänden um ein und dieselben Protagonisten gehen, nicht wie in ihrer anderen Trilogie, wo es ja um drei Brüder geht, die ihre Liebe finden.
Allein optisch spricht mich das Buch sehr an, obwohl es überwiegend schwarz ist, ruft des durch den Schriftzug und den Titel den Sommer hervor und auch die nächsten Teile werden optisch sehr gut zusammen passen.
Die Kulisse in diesem Roman ist diesmal etwas ganz anderes und ich m...more
Allein optisch spricht mich das Buch sehr an, obwohl es überwiegend schwarz ist, ruft des durch den Schriftzug und den Titel den Sommer hervor und auch die nächsten Teile werden optisch sehr gut zusammen passen.
Die Kulisse in diesem Roman ist diesmal etwas ganz anderes und ich m...more
4.2(?)
Sí, estuvo bastante bien. Ya había leído a Simone Elkeles en Perfect Chemistry, como hace un par de años, y lo amé amé amé, amé, améeeeeeeeeeeee ajaajajaj. Los dos gustaron por la redacción ágil, los diálogos cortos, la lengua afilada de sus protagonistas y el contenido cómico.
Lo más positivo de este libro es que toca la cultura israelí. Ya, ni siquiera he visto sinopsis de libros románticos juveniles que estuvieran fuera de U.S.A. o Francia... Así que ¡good! le da una cuota de originalida...more
Sí, estuvo bastante bien. Ya había leído a Simone Elkeles en Perfect Chemistry, como hace un par de años, y lo amé amé amé, amé, améeeeeeeeeeeee ajaajajaj. Los dos gustaron por la redacción ágil, los diálogos cortos, la lengua afilada de sus protagonistas y el contenido cómico.
Lo más positivo de este libro es que toca la cultura israelí. Ya, ni siquiera he visto sinopsis de libros románticos juveniles que estuvieran fuera de U.S.A. o Francia... Así que ¡good! le da una cuota de originalida...more
I'm sorry, is it just me or this book actually feels broken and incomplete?
Ok, let's start from the beginning. The protagonist Amy is one of the most annoying characters I've ever encountered in a book. And I mean it. Her head is a hollow space filled with crazy thoughts, constantly triggered by what appears to be ADD on the loose, and a boobs fixation that's just about over the roof. And her emotions? Don't even get me started there, 'coz there's nothing positive I can say about that. People, s...more
Ok, let's start from the beginning. The protagonist Amy is one of the most annoying characters I've ever encountered in a book. And I mean it. Her head is a hollow space filled with crazy thoughts, constantly triggered by what appears to be ADD on the loose, and a boobs fixation that's just about over the roof. And her emotions? Don't even get me started there, 'coz there's nothing positive I can say about that. People, s...more
Mi nombre es Amy Nelson Barak y fui a Israel para mis vacaciones de verano. Yo aprendí de mi familia, mi herencia, una hermosa tierra llena de rica historia, y el amor. Tú no lo sabes, pero las arruinadas vacaciones de verano resultaron ser los mejores tres meses de mi vida.
Un libro bastante entretenido, que muestra una sociedad que para muchos(como yo) es bastante distante y desconocida. Me encanta conocer de otras culturas, y me avergüenza confesar que yo no se mucho sobre la sociedad Israelí,...more
Un libro bastante entretenido, que muestra una sociedad que para muchos(como yo) es bastante distante y desconocida. Me encanta conocer de otras culturas, y me avergüenza confesar que yo no se mucho sobre la sociedad Israelí,...more
This book wasnt for me!
This is my second book by Simone... First being perfect chemistry of course...
I love her writing style of course.. Its funny... The character of Avi was nice...
This book was hilarious.. But this book is for 12-16 year olds...
The love story of Amy and Avi wasnt one of the bests!
I thought at the starting of the book that it will be sit together on the hilltop.. holding hands seeing the sunset kind of thing... A kiss in the kayak didnt have that emotional feeling.
She came...more
This is my second book by Simone... First being perfect chemistry of course...
I love her writing style of course.. Its funny... The character of Avi was nice...
This book was hilarious.. But this book is for 12-16 year olds...
The love story of Amy and Avi wasnt one of the bests!
I thought at the starting of the book that it will be sit together on the hilltop.. holding hands seeing the sunset kind of thing... A kiss in the kayak didnt have that emotional feeling.
She came...more
Have you actually read a book outside of the typical American setting this month? If not, then for a new cultural immersion you can read How to Ruin a Summer Vacation by Simone Elkeles, a light, funny novel set in Israel.
The story centers on Amy Nelson, a sixteen-year-old American with her Israelite father, who she doesn’t get along with due to him not being there for her. Unfortunately, this summer, she is forced to go on a vacation with him back to his homeland when her grandmother is struck w...more
The story centers on Amy Nelson, a sixteen-year-old American with her Israelite father, who she doesn’t get along with due to him not being there for her. Unfortunately, this summer, she is forced to go on a vacation with him back to his homeland when her grandmother is struck w...more
Ohmygoodness. Okay. Gosh, get your stuff together girl. You're writing a review.
Okay, first or all, I loved it, in case it wasn't obvious from the first line. It was just too cute. I am just a total sucker for books that start off with characters totally hating each other at first and then falling in love (I know, I know, it's an overused plot, but come on. It's Simone Elkeles, how can you go wrong?).
Yeah, so, this was the second book I read by Simone Elkeles; i remember reading Perfect Chemist...more
Okay, first or all, I loved it, in case it wasn't obvious from the first line. It was just too cute. I am just a total sucker for books that start off with characters totally hating each other at first and then falling in love (I know, I know, it's an overused plot, but come on. It's Simone Elkeles, how can you go wrong?).
Yeah, so, this was the second book I read by Simone Elkeles; i remember reading Perfect Chemist...more
I read this book in mid-2011 and I hadn't written a review for it. Since, I didn't get much reading this week, I decided to write a review for this book. I remember looking at the cover and thinking how I knew this was going to be a boring read, but fortunately I was delightfully surprised.
The book stars Amy Nelson, a sixteen year old half American, half Israeli girl living with her mother in Chicago. Her father, who is mostly absent from Amy's life, calls to inform her that he is taking her to...more
The book stars Amy Nelson, a sixteen year old half American, half Israeli girl living with her mother in Chicago. Her father, who is mostly absent from Amy's life, calls to inform her that he is taking her to...more
My sister chose this book for me, haven't been making my own choices lately.
Anyways to my review, Elkeles has managed to redeem some of my lost opinon of her (although reading some of rules of attraction helped too) after reading chain reaction.
One that I had to comment on, and yes I have to. OMG was there a hot guy in this book? No way Elkeles. A tanned, musculy,masculine ,extremely good looking, closed off guy who has a lost a family member, hmmmmm let me think where have I read this before?...more
Anyways to my review, Elkeles has managed to redeem some of my lost opinon of her (although reading some of rules of attraction helped too) after reading chain reaction.
One that I had to comment on, and yes I have to. OMG was there a hot guy in this book? No way Elkeles. A tanned, musculy,masculine ,extremely good looking, closed off guy who has a lost a family member, hmmmmm let me think where have I read this before?...more
I decided to read more of Simone Elkeles books because the Chain Reaction series was so ... AWESOME. This author didn't disappoint me with this book either but i didnt fall in love with it like i did the the chain reaction books. i like the author's humor and sense of character that she gives to her characters in her books. This book was just a really light reading and only took me a night to read.
The main character was honestly to me a very .... one of those people you just want to smack some...more
The main character was honestly to me a very .... one of those people you just want to smack some...more
Synopsis
Amy Nelson’s world is turned upside down when out of the blue her father calls. The ‘Sperm Donor’, her mom’s one night stand, who usually only calls Amy on her birthdays, now wants her to visit her sick Grandmother - in Israel.
The summer that follows sees a hardened city-ite dumped in a rural farming community, with family who it turns out hadn’t even heard of her before her arrival. She shears goats, starts a riot in an eighties style disco and gets chased by large dogs into the arms o...more
Amy Nelson’s world is turned upside down when out of the blue her father calls. The ‘Sperm Donor’, her mom’s one night stand, who usually only calls Amy on her birthdays, now wants her to visit her sick Grandmother - in Israel.
The summer that follows sees a hardened city-ite dumped in a rural farming community, with family who it turns out hadn’t even heard of her before her arrival. She shears goats, starts a riot in an eighties style disco and gets chased by large dogs into the arms o...more
How to Ruin a Summer Vacation by Simone Elkeles
My Summary:
Amy is on her way to Israel to meet the Grandmother she never knew she had with the father that hasn’t been around. Her parents were never married and she feels like she never should have been born. Dad, Ron, has come by once a year for her birthday until she tells him to stop. Amy has a bad (probably worse than that) attitude about the whole thing. But out of the blue, Ron decides to take her to meet Grandma in her home country of Israel...more
My Summary:
Amy is on her way to Israel to meet the Grandmother she never knew she had with the father that hasn’t been around. Her parents were never married and she feels like she never should have been born. Dad, Ron, has come by once a year for her birthday until she tells him to stop. Amy has a bad (probably worse than that) attitude about the whole thing. But out of the blue, Ron decides to take her to meet Grandma in her home country of Israel...more
Ok, ok debo reconocer que este libro es como la coca-cola light, es burbujeante y sin azúcar.
Anuncio que mi reseña va a ser cortita como el libro.
Para destacar: tiene unos puntos muy cómico, que hicieron que la gente en el metro me mirara (por mis ataque de risas repentinos).
Recomiendo este libro a todas las personas que estén estudiando inglés, ya que está escrito de una forma muy clara y simple.
Amy, la protagonista, es obligada a irse con su padre (al cual llama "donante de esperma" porqué par...more
Anuncio que mi reseña va a ser cortita como el libro.
Para destacar: tiene unos puntos muy cómico, que hicieron que la gente en el metro me mirara (por mis ataque de risas repentinos).
Recomiendo este libro a todas las personas que estén estudiando inglés, ya que está escrito de una forma muy clara y simple.
Amy, la protagonista, es obligada a irse con su padre (al cual llama "donante de esperma" porqué par...more
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amy is looking forward to a summer of tennis camp and hanging out with her new boyfriend. suddently, her parents change her plans for her. now she is going to israel with her estranged father to meet her grandmother, who is ill. israel is full of unexpected surprises: a sweet grandma, a jealous cousin, a cute but arrogant boy, an annoying dog.
i think i would have really enjoyed this book in 8th grade! unfortunately, i'm not in 8th grade anymore and it takes more than some steamy make-out scenes...more
i think i would have really enjoyed this book in 8th grade! unfortunately, i'm not in 8th grade anymore and it takes more than some steamy make-out scenes...more
This was a pretty great little book. On a recommendation from a fellow moderator on the Book of the Month club (thanks Maryanne!) I picked this book up and it definitly did not dissapoint. A fairly easy read, this book follows a familiar pattern, but Elkeles writing takes it above and beyond standard fare. Like many books that fit this genre- our main charecter must leave the city she loves and travel to Israel with the father she barely knows to live with a family who just found out she existed...more
This book is about a girl named Amy Nelson. Amy's from Chicago and shes all about shopping and having fun with her friends. Her parents are divorced, and technically they were never together. Her mother and father were never married but they had gotten together and because of the threatening of her grandfather, her father Ron, wasn't able to be with Amy for the majority of her life. Now this summer, while Amy has already planned to head to tennis camp, Ron decides to disrupts Amy's life by pulli...more
Dies ist ein Auftakt von einer neuen Trilogie der Autorin und diesmal wird es in 3 Bänden um ein und dieselben Protagonisten gehen, nicht wie in ihrer anderen Trilogie, wo es ja um drei Brüder geht, die ihre Liebe finden.
Allein optisch spricht mich das Buch sehr an, obwohl es überwiegend schwarz ist, ruft des durch den Schriftzug und den Titel den Sommer hervor und auch die nächsten Teile werden optisch sehr gut zusammen passen.
Die Kulisse in diesem Roman ist diesmal etwas ganz anderes und ich m...more
Allein optisch spricht mich das Buch sehr an, obwohl es überwiegend schwarz ist, ruft des durch den Schriftzug und den Titel den Sommer hervor und auch die nächsten Teile werden optisch sehr gut zusammen passen.
Die Kulisse in diesem Roman ist diesmal etwas ganz anderes und ich m...more
Der erste Satz
Wie kann es sein, dass ein relativ intelligentes sechzehnjähriges Mädchen in eine beschissene Situation gerät, aus der es nicht mehr herauskommt?
Meine Meinung
Ich habe wirklich schon eine halbe Ewigkeit sehnsüchtig auf dieses Buch gewartet. Zumindest kam mir die Zeit bis ich das Buch endlich in den Händen gehalten habe vor wie eine Ewigkeit, denn ich habe das Buch auf Amazon entdeckt, als es gerade zum Vorbestellen zu Verfügung stand und seit diesem Tag habe ich wirklich angefangen...more
Wie kann es sein, dass ein relativ intelligentes sechzehnjähriges Mädchen in eine beschissene Situation gerät, aus der es nicht mehr herauskommt?
Meine Meinung
Ich habe wirklich schon eine halbe Ewigkeit sehnsüchtig auf dieses Buch gewartet. Zumindest kam mir die Zeit bis ich das Buch endlich in den Händen gehalten habe vor wie eine Ewigkeit, denn ich habe das Buch auf Amazon entdeckt, als es gerade zum Vorbestellen zu Verfügung stand und seit diesem Tag habe ich wirklich angefangen...more
Plot:
Amy Nelson had it all planned out for her summer vacation -- then her father that she barely knows has to ruin it for her. He calls her and says that he's bringing her to a war zone in Israel to visit her sick grandmother -- that she didn't even know she had. No tennis, no friends, no boyfriend, no cell phone or anything for the whole summer! How will she survive?
Review:
I can't believe I waited so long to read this book. Nathie recommended it to me last year if not earlier. She told me she...more
Amy Nelson had it all planned out for her summer vacation -- then her father that she barely knows has to ruin it for her. He calls her and says that he's bringing her to a war zone in Israel to visit her sick grandmother -- that she didn't even know she had. No tennis, no friends, no boyfriend, no cell phone or anything for the whole summer! How will she survive?
Review:
I can't believe I waited so long to read this book. Nathie recommended it to me last year if not earlier. She told me she...more
This review contains some spoilers but although I usually am very careful with spoilers in this case I simply don't care enough about the book to hold back any crucial details. So consider courselves warned!
Amy barely knows her father Ron (she refers to him as SD, Sperm Doner) as she grew up with her single mom but is forced to spend the summer with him in his homeland Israel as his mother is seriously sick. Amy starts out childish and silly (wandering off into the bank for half an hour to get m...more
Amy barely knows her father Ron (she refers to him as SD, Sperm Doner) as she grew up with her single mom but is forced to spend the summer with him in his homeland Israel as his mother is seriously sick. Amy starts out childish and silly (wandering off into the bank for half an hour to get m...more
How to Ruin a Summer Vacation is one great romance. I love Amy's typical teenage attitude. Simone Elkeles really knows how to tell romance. I loved this book in a sit down and read it all just for fun sort of way.
Amy's summer is ruined when she finds she is forced to accompany her biological father to Israel to meet his family. She is the product of a romance he and her mother had in college and though he takes her for birthday dinners, she does not know him and has acted like she does not want...more
Amy's summer is ruined when she finds she is forced to accompany her biological father to Israel to meet his family. She is the product of a romance he and her mother had in college and though he takes her for birthday dinners, she does not know him and has acted like she does not want...more
Synopsis:
Moshav? What’s a moshav? Is it “shopping mall” in Hebrew? I mean, from what Jessica was telling me, Israeli stores have the latest fashions from Europe. That black dress Jessica has is really awesome. I know I’d be selling out if I go with the Sperm Donor to a mall, but I keep thinking about all the great stuff I could bring back home.
Unfortunately for 16-year-old Amy Nelson, “moshav” is not Hebrew for “shopping mall.” Not even close. Think goats, not Gucci.
Going to Israel with her es...more
Moshav? What’s a moshav? Is it “shopping mall” in Hebrew? I mean, from what Jessica was telling me, Israeli stores have the latest fashions from Europe. That black dress Jessica has is really awesome. I know I’d be selling out if I go with the Sperm Donor to a mall, but I keep thinking about all the great stuff I could bring back home.
Unfortunately for 16-year-old Amy Nelson, “moshav” is not Hebrew for “shopping mall.” Not even close. Think goats, not Gucci.
Going to Israel with her es...more
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Simone Elkeles is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of novels for teens. Simone’s books have won many awards including being YALSA Top Ten Quick Picks for Reluctant Young Adult Readers, being named to the YALSA Popular Paperbacks and Teens Top Ten lists, and added to the Illinois “Read for a Lifetime” Reading List. Simone also won the coveted RITA award from the Romance Writers of...more
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