Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

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Called "an everyman's guide to Washington" (The New York Times), P. J. O'Rourke's savagely funny and national best-seller Parliament of Whores has become a classic in understanding the workings of the American political system. Originally written at the end of the Reagan era, this new edition includes an extensive foreword by the renowned political writer Andrew Ferguson -...more
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Published January 7th 2003 by Grove Press (first published May 30th 1991)
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William Cline
This book started off somewhat weakly, and I almost put it down without finishing. The first few chapters are a tour of the federal government, including all three branches and some of its political landscape (e.g., party conventions). To someone who reads the newspaper regularly and has a modest cynical streak (hello), there is nothing enlightening here. O'Rourke's observations mostly had me sighing and shaking my head ("Tell me something I don't know.") rather than laughing or learning.

The cha...more
bp
This was probably my 1st O'Rourke book. (Maybe second, actually, after "CEO of the Sofa".) I finished the book, put my hands in my head, and despaired of my career. I could never write like this. I wasn't fit to write a review about this. Not on Amazon, not in my own diary. In fact, I should never write again, ever, to self-mute my ineptitude in the face of such captivating style. Mr. O'Rourke was witty and cutting and brilliant and hysterical. And something else: a libertarian. This, more than...more
David
This is the best non-fiction, humorous book I've ever read. I recommend to everybody. You CANNOT discuss farm policy without first reading the chapter on "Agriculture. Or how to tell your ass from this particular hole in the ground." Or the chapter when Ted Kennedy is shouting at the 88 convention, "Where was George?" and P.J. responds: "Dry, sober and home with his wife. At least he wasn't out drowning campaign volunteers."

I want to be P.J. O'Rourke when I grow up. Kinda conservative. Kinda dru...more
Eric_W
This is the most devastating critique of government since H.L. Mencken, although O'Rourke is short on constructive solutions to most of the problems he exposes.
O'Rourke spent considerable time following around an unnamed congressman. O'Rourke, quite correctly, argues we get a bargain for our money. The average congressman has a budget of around $550,000 for staff, salaries, and expenses. That works out to only about $1.00 per taxpayer in his district. That's pretty cheap considering all the grip...more
Jack
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O'Rourke is funny, but his humor is not dynamic. His political criticism is at times insightful, but for the most part unsophisticated and blunt, and his jokes often fall short because of this bluntness. He gives a pretty generic libertarian critique of government, ranting against government inefficiency without giving a viable alternative. He rails against the farm bill, entitlements, elderly monopolization of politics, environmentalists, and points out various absurdities in the government. Hi...more
Dale
Originally published in 1991.
I read the 1992 Vintage Books paperback edition.


Dated but still has teeth.

P.J. O'Rourke goes after the ridiculousness that is the federal government with his trademark irreverent style in this 1991 book. Some of the commentary is dated (lots of talk about the forgettable 1988 presidential election with Republican George H.W. Bush going against Democrat Michael Dukakis. Also, the first one I voted in) but some of it is incredibly relevant. For example, the story of th...more
David Sarkies
I read this book quite a while ago. I remember seeing it in my local library, thinking that it looked pretty good, and decided to read it. At this time in my life I was pretty cynical about government, but in that generally uneducated type of way where we look at the politicians, think 'they really don't care about us' and label them all as jerks. I also remember the time as I was living in a swing seat and there was an election coming up, and I kept on receiving letters from both parties telli...more
Darryl Mexic
Pithy, humorous, cynical, factual and troubling, “Parliament” explores Congress and the U.S. Government as of the early 1990’s. Neither Republicans nor Democrats are spared the acid pen of O’Rourk as he skewers and makes fun of Congress, our drug policy, our foreign policy, defense policy, Dept. of Agriculture, special interest groups, and us for allowing it all. Mostly he attacks the way our government spends money. (I would think O’Rourk’s head would explode, if it has not already done so, up...more
Vincent
Aug 11, 2010 Vincent rated it 1 of 5 stars Recommends it for: reporters
I am fairly sure I remember reading this 15 years ago and thinking it was not very interesting - a not very subtle attempt to recreate the style of Hunter S. Thompson but in the voice of a conservative.
O'Rourke begins by thanking all the usual suspects of the conservative movement in DC - like wacky Dana Rhorabacher and Chris Cox, who left Congress to run the SEC into the ground.
His book is divided into sections that look at the legislative, executive and judicial branch. Each time, he is drippi...more
Jessica
I'd say this one's a solid 3.6. It was published nearly two decades ago so the info is dated (and so, apparently, am I. Woe is me) but a lot of PJ's observations are still pretty spot-on. The author is a funny guy. At times he gets a little absorbed in his own cleverness, but the comic vanity wasn't ridiculously frequent and there were at least a few genuine laugh out loud moments for me. And that's not an easy thing to accomplish since I am by nature more of a silent chortler. I especially enjo...more
MisterFweem
I have to read PJ O'Rourke's Parliament of Whores every year just to keep myself grounded when I ponder politics. Too many potlickers out there wanting to get elected to office, or already in office, or railing against gubmint handouts and getting mad when they get laid off from their government jobs and too many people willing to say, hey, you've got money, let the government have it and boy howdy it'll fix things right up because the government can do everything right.

I'm not a libertarian as...more
Chuck Russo
I love PJ O'Rourke, and this is a great book.
Rich
P.J. O'Rourke has the same political acuity as people like George Will, Charles Krauthammer, Thomas Sowell. He also has a funny vein so deep and rich that it seems endless. When his combines these two things you have some of the most razor-sharp political and cultural writing and humor ever to come along since Will Rogers, but using all the language mother washed your mouth out with soap for using. The result is uproariously funny.

Now, a conservative, O'Rourke refers to himself as "a former lon...more
Cartavio
A very good case for the conservative point of view, a very compelling defense of small government. This book, however, is far from Aynrandian talibanism. Seems that, when you look closely, you can find honest polititians and even some Government agencies which do a good job. Don`t miss the part about the Toyota cars urban legend. As O`Rourke puts it, "We just can`t accept the hard truth that government officials did a good job whereas the public acted like a-holes" (I quote on memory).
I guess...more
Leslie
This book, besides having some razor-sharp quips, is also a very well-argued indictment of government. As healthcare is the only large social issue about which I have a tremendous amount of knowledge, and I have become socialistic in my thinking, this book challenged a lot of my precepts. While poking fun at human folly and the idiosyncrasies of government, it also holds very steadily and convincingly to its thesis that big government is bad. It was completed in 1990, but the inefficiencies and...more
Raegan Butcher
This is a review of the book, not the audio book. Still, funny deconstruction of that monstrous behemoth, the useless American Government.
Conrad Heibel
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll demand a voter recount. This book holds up even after several readings. O'Rourke is on top of his game.
Mike
This one really surprised me. It's not as funny as, for example, John Stewart, but it is humorous. O'Rourke is supposedly "conservative", and some of his purported political positions were (I say were, because this is an old book, politically), but he has way too much common sense and perspective to fit into today's conservative camp, which has hardened views on everything. The last chapter of this book, where he takes a look at local government, is especially ironic. In this situation, where go...more
Ensiform
This book, much of which is a patched-up collection of articles on domestic and foreign policy written for Rolling Stone, offers some guffaws, a lot of amusing cleverness and some very flippantly conservative "ideas" on "fixing" the government. Even though it's humor, the book's message is at times thought-provoking --- the sheer amount of waste and foolishness that goes on is pretty awful. It's not a real political philosophy, of course; O'Rourke contradicts himself on his own ideas of what
poli...more
Robert
P.J.'s best. The idiocy of Washington dissected in a funnym funny way.
Mike
The book to read on U.S. Government.
Chris Watkins
I'm giving up on this book. PJ O'Rourke has good moments, but this is 20% insight, 20% humor of sorts, & 60% facetiousness. (I was going to write "stupidity" - but it's more the lack of an attempt to understand that bothers me, and O'Rourke isn't actually a fool).



I did skip ahead, and it improved, but not enough to make me want to read the whole thing, when there are better things to read. I do want to check out his book on Adam Smith though: "On The Wealth of Nations (Books That Changed the...more
Keets
Hilarious.
George Kelley
This is a book I bought and read over twenty years ago when it first came out. The book is a bit dated with its political references and I have changed my politics since then. For years I was an avid right winger, and loved everything O'Rourke did, as he is a tremendous wit. Now I lean to the progressive side, and do not agree with many of O'Rourke's conclusions.

THat does not take away from the entertainment factor. O'Rourke is a true talent, in my opinion, and I admire his writing style and ski...more
Bryan
I am too young to remember much, if anything, about the American government and its dealings in and before 1991, when Parliament of Whores was published. So I appreciated how detailed a picture O'Rourke painted of Uncle Sam, twenty years the younger. But even more than the painting itself, I appreciated his ultimately setting the canvas aflame with hilarious, biting criticism.

The main thing I love about this book, and all of O'Rourke's writing, is that it's not just some uninitiated blabbermouth...more
Velimir Randic
Although writing on the problems of an ineffectual government from the perspective of 1989, it is amazing how much things HAVEN'T changed. The US still tends to throw it's military weight around without understanding the subtleties of foreign cultures. There's a chapter on foreign policy that deals specifically with the double-dealing of various tribal groups in Afghanistan, in 1989 the Russians were on the receiving end of this, now we are. Budgets and what to do about increasing medical coasts...more
Upom
I may not completely agree with O'Rourke's politics, but he is outstandingly funny. This sharp wit is merciless in his taunting of almost every institution in America, even making jokes about the Supreme Court, the Disability Act, and the AIDS Memorial Quilt. It's safe to say you are a stickler for political correctness, this is not a book for you. O'Rourke is also lovely in that he's conservative, but refreshingly thoughtful and moderate about the world around him. Much of the essay is journali...more
Peter rock
I prefer to call them a parliament of street walkers or hookers.. or even "strawberry ho's" or for that matter escorts that are not in it for the money they just like to fuck. i call the senate the "john" the supreme court the "pimp" and the congress the happy hooker.. but then again i read this piece of literary trash when i was working on wall street in new york whiled i was a certified financial advisor for CNA insurance and underwriters my client was john k weber ... now john k weber is a ba...more
Nicholas
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Megan Blood
3.5 but I'll round up because it made me laugh out loud. Yes, he's conservative, but that doesn't stop him from attacking basically every facet of government he can think about.

His thesis basically boils down to this: our government is bloated and inefficient because we, the voters, have demanded it to be that way. We want quick fixes without thinking things through. We want everything for free, but we don't want to pay for it. Basically, it's damning all around, but very insightful.

If nothing...more
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Patrick Jake O'Rourke is an American political satirist, journalist, and writer. O'Rourke is the H. L. Mencken Research Fellow at the Cato Institute and is a regular correspondent for The Atlantic Monthly, The American Spectator, and The Weekly Standard, and frequent panelist on National Public Radio's game show Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! He is perhaps best known in the United Kingdom as the face...more
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