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November 27th 1990
(first published 1989)
by Vintage
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Paperback, 320 pages
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0679731377
(isbn13: 9780679731375)
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This is, in short, a complete, unsettling, and frequently exhilarating vision of the world, starting with the voyage of Noah's ark and ending with a s...more
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From an Amazon.Com review: "We are a homeschooling family Imagine my shock when I was in the next room as my son was listening to this in his room, and I hear the "f" word, not once, but used repeatedly in one of the stor...more
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Read in June, 2006
recommends it for:
people who like to make fun of religion
Julian Barnes became one of my favs after reading this book.
Each chapter reads as a sperate story but connected by a religious theme in each, albeit a skewed and revisionist view of various religions.
Chapter one starts the book with a hilarious re-telling of Noah's ark by a stowaway...a woodworm. Apparently the unicorn was tossed overboard because Noah became jealous of it's um...horn. Chapter 3 revisits the woodworms as they are being tried for heresey after infesting the B...more
Each chapter reads as a sperate story but connected by a religious theme in each, albeit a skewed and revisionist view of various religions.
Chapter one starts the book with a hilarious re-telling of Noah's ark by a stowaway...a woodworm. Apparently the unicorn was tossed overboard because Noah became jealous of it's um...horn. Chapter 3 revisits the woodworms as they are being tried for heresey after infesting the B...more
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Read in February, 2007
I originally assumed, based on its title, that A History of the World in 10 1/2 chapters was actually a history of the world in 10 1/2 chapters. I thought it would be a quirky, ultra-condensed version of all recorded history. And it IS quirky. But it's actually a series of history-themed short stories.
I had it on my wishlist based on the rave reviews from Amazon, claiming that the book is pure genius. A top review calls it a "sardonic, original, and mischievous mind on a tear."...more
I had it on my wishlist based on the rave reviews from Amazon, claiming that the book is pure genius. A top review calls it a "sardonic, original, and mischievous mind on a tear."...more
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Read in June, 2009
An uneven work, although the second and first half of the fifth chapters are brilliant.
Noah in this telling is a little like the Mel Brooks Moses who was given fifteen . . . whoops . . . ten commandments. Here Noah loses most of his flotilla and a good part of the animal kingdom:
". . . he'd have been court-martialled if there'd been anyone around to sit on the bench. And for all his bluster, he felt guilty about losing half the Ark. Guilt, immaturity, the constant str...more
Noah in this telling is a little like the Mel Brooks Moses who was given fifteen . . . whoops . . . ten commandments. Here Noah loses most of his flotilla and a good part of the animal kingdom:
". . . he'd have been court-martialled if there'd been anyone around to sit on the bench. And for all his bluster, he felt guilty about losing half the Ark. Guilt, immaturity, the constant str...more
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I love the story about his wife's neck and hair; very romantic. I believe the same wife was Martin Amis's agent and when he got a new agent J. and M. got in a big fight, or something? Hence the three stars; I'm more interested in his dust-up with Martin Amis than his writing. I suppose that's a personal problem.
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Read in May, 2009
Julian Barnes A History of the World In 10 1/2 Chapters is a set of loosely connected stories revolving mostly around the story of Noah and the Great Flood. The first is a hilarious retelling of the story by a "stowaway" on the Ark. The second is an even funnier story of insects being tried in a criminal proceeding, made even funnier by the fact that the story appears to be based on actual historical documents of animals being tried during the middle ages. While the first two storie
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Read in January, 2009
recommends it for:
Those who like pretentious, urbane work.
This was my introduction to Julian Barnes' work. It wasn't what I expected and maybe that's why it disappointed me. I was expecting a novel that takes one from point A to Z with consistent thread; this is a loosely thematic collection of short stories and essays. Had I selected it knowing that, rather than expecting a conventional novel, my opinion of it might be different.
Barnes' is an excellent writer, no doubt about that, and obviously a deep thinker. I'm sure he could wax elo...more
Barnes' is an excellent writer, no doubt about that, and obviously a deep thinker. I'm sure he could wax elo...more
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Read in July, 2009
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The proper rating here would be four-and-a-half stars, I think; I positively gorged on Barnes' wit and flashy prose, but I think the only thing that held me back from a full five-star rating was that, despite my intellectual engagement with the 'novel' (short story collection?), I often felt a bit detached from his characters. There wasn't the emotional resonance there, except perhaps in his sort of 'discourse' on love ("Parenthesis") and in the absolutely riveting chapter, "The ...more
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Read in March, 2009
I really don't know how I feel about this one. My prof. raved about it, saying it was a great novel and, seeing as we both liked alot of the same works, I expected it to be damn good. Well, I just finished reading it and still don't know the significance of the title - that bothers me. Next, it started off good, with the retelling of Noah's Ark and how Noah really was...that was interesting - I had never thought of Noah that way. There were a couple of chapters that conveyed interesting irony an...more
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Read in June, 2008
I tried. I really tried to like this book. But it went from a 3/4 to a 1 star by the end.
I liked the first story about a stowaway on Noah's ark. And there was a lovely story about "The Shipwreck" a painting which my edition has a nice fold out of so you can look and see what is being talked about. I very much liked those stories even if the shipwreck story was a little dry. I didn't make it through "legal papers" of a "trial", although I tried har...more
I liked the first story about a stowaway on Noah's ark. And there was a lovely story about "The Shipwreck" a painting which my edition has a nice fold out of so you can look and see what is being talked about. I very much liked those stories even if the shipwreck story was a little dry. I didn't make it through "legal papers" of a "trial", although I tried har...more
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Read in January, 2008
recommends it for:
writers
I really liked the start, middle and end of this book, but not the parts in the middle. Ok, let me explain that. It starts with a very funny first chapter on Noah's Ark, and ends with a brilliant story about the author dreaming of Heaven. The 5th chapter is a discussion of a painting, and how, or whether, it reflects the historical incident, and how, or whether, the process of art has added value to the experience.
The first half of the book is great, but I felt the second half got a...more
The first half of the book is great, but I felt the second half got a...more
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Read in February, 2009
So, I adored Julian Barnes' Arthur and George, and I read this book because it's supposed to be one of his early masterpieces. And it is compellingly readable, thought-provoking and clever. Barnes is a wonderful prose stylist, too. BUT (there had to be one) the book as a whole wears its "smartest guy at Oxbridge" badge a little too prominently. I love the conceit, of taking episodes from world history--some famous, some little known--and fictionalizing them. But the book comes off...more
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I think Mr Barnes gets unfairly seen as an intellectual writer, which is a shame as there’s a romantic heart that beats thorough all his best work. Witness the 1/2 chapter here where he breaks the novel to talk directly about the nature of love. An excellent book. The chapters are like short stories that swirl over time and space linked by themes the narratives weave in and out of each other...
obviously too late for me to be trying to write book reviews. will finish when my brain works
obviously too late for me to be trying to write book reviews. will finish when my brain works
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Read in April, 2009
Jadi....yang saya tangkap dari buku ini adalah :
- tulisan yang mengolok-olok sejarah
- ketidak-percayaan pada Tuhan
- rasa skeptis terhadap cinta
Wow...apa lagi yang tersisa dari hidup yang seperti itu?
Ada beberapa bagian yang memang akan membuka cara pandang baru terhadap segala hal, namun jika digambarkan dengan nada sinis dalam kadar keterlaluan seperti itu, meski beberapa orang mungkin menganggapnya realistik atau bahkan lucu - hilarious, yang tersisa h...more
- tulisan yang mengolok-olok sejarah
- ketidak-percayaan pada Tuhan
- rasa skeptis terhadap cinta
Wow...apa lagi yang tersisa dari hidup yang seperti itu?
Ada beberapa bagian yang memang akan membuka cara pandang baru terhadap segala hal, namun jika digambarkan dengan nada sinis dalam kadar keterlaluan seperti itu, meski beberapa orang mungkin menganggapnya realistik atau bahkan lucu - hilarious, yang tersisa h...more
Started off very promisingly, with a chapter about a woodworm telling the true story of Noah’s Ark, with criticism of humans and myths about Noah and all our preconceived notions about our superiority. Then it deteriorated. Some chapters were interesting, but ultimately foundered on their own cleverness. The point is made and brought home in the first few pages, but Barnes insists on carrying on with the clever “joke” for another 25 pages. Some were tedious from the outset, with the cle...more
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Read in December, 2008
I heard somewhere that this book was "post-modern," so I put off reading it for a long time. But I picked it up a few weeks ago and really liked it. It's a collections of barely (like not even really at all) connected stories, some of them are funny and some are thought-provoking. I found myself really liking Julian Barnes by the time I was done with it.
Read in November, 2007
When I read the first two chapters of this book I was blown away. The first is absolutely hysterical, and the second begins that way, but leaves you staring at the book in disbelief, unsure what to make of what just happened. I couldn't wait to read the rest, but I have to say that I was a little disappointed.
While each story is very clever, and the connections that run through the book are fun to find, I found myself getting a little bored. The chapter titled "The Mountain"...more
While each story is very clever, and the connections that run through the book are fun to find, I found myself getting a little bored. The chapter titled "The Mountain"...more
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can't decide if i like this better than flaubert's parrot. uneven as in most good reads but the take on noah's ark is a hoot. the uninvited passenger ruminating over the ignoble purposes for which the unicorn's horn was used by the wife of noah's wife is a laugh out loud vignette.
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Read in December, 2008
This book almost wound up on the Did-Not-Finish shelf. I was disappointed because I absolutely loved Barnes' Arthur and George. Unfortunately, A History just didn't do it for me. There were chapters that were great and I just couldn't stop reading - and then the next chapter would be dry and boring and torturous.
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I haven't read this book in a long time, but about twenty years ago, it was my favorite. I gave it to a friend to read about ten years ago, and she hated it. I've been afraid to reread it ever since.
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"How do you turn catastrophe into art? Nowadays the process is automatic. A nuclear plant explodes? We'll have a play on the London stage within a year. A President is assissinated? You can have the book or the film or the filmed book or booked film. War? Send in the novelists. A series of gruesome murders? Listen for the tramp of the poets. We have to understand it, of course, this catastrophe; to understand it, we have to imagine it, so we need the imaginative arts. But we also need to justify it and forgive it, this catastrophe, however minimally. Why did it happen, this mad act of Nature, this crazed human moment? Well, at least it produced art. Perhaps, in the end, that's what catastrophe is for."
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