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The North Pole Employee Handbook: A Guide to Policies, Rules, Regulations and Daily Operations for the Worker at North Pole Industries

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Thinking of working for Santa? Think again! Discovered somewhere in the vast confines of a Newark warehouse used to store elf clothing for Christmas displays (and right beside a half-pint of rye), this tattered book blows the lid off the inside doings at the North Pole. The holiday workshop has been a secret society for far too long, keeping mum about its office practices, ...more
Paperback, 144 pages
Published October 7th 2008 by Cider Mill Press
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Jess
I found this book an amusing antidote to the hyper-sentimentality of the season. It was sarcastic, biting humor about Santa going corporate. It was very funny to see another take on this very imperfect time of year. If you liked Holidays on Ice, I would recommend you try this.

My only complaint was that the blatantly misspelled a reindeer's name. Two of them have German names, Donner and Blitzen. They routinely refer to one reindeer as Donder. I hate finding typos in books I read so this drove me
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Catherine
Laugh out loud funny.
Peyton
If you are looking for a nice, happy book to get you into the holiday mood--don't read this one! This book is laugh-out-loud funny and perfect for anyone who likes a little more snark than sap at Christmastime. Original, ridiculous, hilarious... and tragic to the core.
Kayleen
Hmmm...someone got coal in his stocking. I can understand how a disgruntled employee may have this opinion of the CEO, but I still love Santa.
This was cute.
Michelle
This was a gift from a student. Kind of a dark humor take on North Pole regulations...not much else to say about this one.
Krista, Ambassador of Shimmy
A cute yet novelty which I barely recall a year later, but worth the first time through.
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