[close] This brand new boxed set--The Onion Platinum Prestige Encore Gold Premium Collector's Collection--contains the first three New York Times bestselling books by The Onion, America's Finest News Source: Our Dumb Century, The Onion's Finest News Reporting and Dispatches From the Tenth Circle. This handsome gift package boasts many extraordinary and unique features, including:

Fully Turnable Pages
Genuine Repackaging
Remastered Binding
Easy-to-Read Black Type
Thousands of Commas
A One-of-a-Kind ISBN Number
Front-Wheel Drive, Dual Airbags and Rich Leather Interior

Own the three Onion classics plus this beautiful box -- three books for the price of three!