false 4134 1 Toothpaste for Dinner offers a sarcastic but honest portrayal of modern existence. The characters, barely more than stick figures, provide a blank slate on which readers can impose their own experiences and frustrations. Everyone has a coworker who regales them with tales of weekend drunkenness, or swings by their cubicle every day with an insipid joke. We want to tell our boss that nobody cares about the antics of her craaaazy cats, or that despite his idea that he's the "office clown," everyone hates the IT guy. We never say these things aloud, but we want to. And the indignities of modern life go well beyond the office. We all know the frustration of standing in line behind someone having a much-too-personal mobile-phone conversation, or the problem of deciding whether an article of clothing is ironically hip or just plain stupid. But then there's Drew, in his internet fiefdom, saying the things we can't, pondering the confusing, annoying and just plain weird, and making us feel a bit less alone. 7837 1 10 2005 Toothpaste For Dinner total:107|5:56|4:37|3:12|2:2|1:0| 107 468 140 17 5 1 false false Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Mon Feb 23 10:27:43 -0800 2009 Mon Feb 23 10:32:48 -0800 2009 http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/ and his wife's companion site, Married to the Sea (look in TPFD's banner) ever meet the criminally tragic fate of going down or getting pulled from the Web, I'...more...]]> 5 0 false false Thu Dec 04 09:56:32 -0800 2008 Thu Dec 04 12:02:25 -0800 2008 5 0 false false Sat Nov 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Wed Nov 12 20:46:41 -0800 2008 Mon Nov 24 19:34:12 -0800 2008 http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/]]> 3 0 false false Sat Mar 01 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Tue Sep 23 19:55:42 -0700 2008 Tue Sep 23 19:58:58 -0700 2008 more...]]> 4 0 false false Thu Jul 23 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Thu Jul 23 20:08:12 -0700 2009 Wed Aug 19 13:18:47 -0700 2009
Don't ever say ain't nothing good come outta Ohio.]]> 5 0 false false Fri Dec 12 19:50:46 -0800 2008 Thu Nov 13 18:13:19 -0800 2008 Fri Dec 12 19:50:46 -0800 2008 5 0 false false Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2004 Tue Dec 05 22:46:07 -0800 2006 Tue Dec 05 22:49:25 -0800 2006
See a preview at [http://www.toothpastefordinner.org/]. Be careful not to pee in your pants. Seriously.]]> 5 0 false false Fri Aug 17 00:53:49 -0700 2007 Fri Aug 17 00:57:24 -0700 2007
Also, my copy is signed by the one and only Drew. Hell yes.]]> 5 0 false false Fri Dec 01 00:00:00 -0800 2006 Fri Jul 25 08:59:33 -0700 2008 Fri Jul 25 09:00:30 -0700 2008 5 0 false false Sat Jul 12 07:06:22 -0700 2008 Sat Jul 12 07:08:23 -0700 2008 5 0 false false Sun Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2006 Sun Mar 09 14:31:31 -0700 2008 Sun Mar 09 18:18:21 -0700 2008 5 0 false false Sun Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2006 Fri Mar 14 10:12:11 -0700 2008 Fri Mar 14 10:12:38 -0700 2008 5 0 false false Wed Feb 14 09:01:06 -0800 2007 Wed Feb 14 09:41:17 -0800 2007 3 0 true false Tue May 06 15:26:37 -0700 2008 Tue May 06 15:26:52 -0700 2008 5 0 false false Fri Mar 28 10:15:38 -0700 2008 Fri Mar 28 10:16:12 -0700 2008 5 0 false false Sun Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2006 Wed Feb 20 20:28:17 -0800 2008 Wed Feb 20 20:29:43 -0800 2008 5 0 false false Wed Jan 09 21:38:42 -0800 2008 Wed Jan 09 21:38:53 -0800 2008 0 0 false false Tue Nov 03 11:09:47 -0800 2009 Tue Nov 03 12:07:30 -0800 2009 0 0 false false Fri Oct 23 22:18:16 -0700 2009 Fri Oct 23 22:18:16 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Thu Oct 08 10:34:27 -0700 2009 Thu Oct 08 10:34:27 -0700 2009