[close] Desperately trying to hide low SAT scores, underdeveloped vocabularies and a shocking dearth of extracurricular activities, this is a hilarious and wise novel about four high school seniors nervously dealing with a procession of admission officers who burst out crying, break into uncontrollable hiccups, and even go into labor during their all-important interviews. Soon, the travelers learn that the process of deciding where they want to go will force them to find out who they really are; which really won't matter much as long as they get into Harvard!