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The Real Frank Zappa Book The brash and outrageously funny autobiography of music legend Frank Zappa--now in trade paperback. Here is the real story of how he became the state of the art in weirdness, as only he can tell it: wild rock 'n' roll road stories, confrontations with bureaucratic idiocy, and more. Black-and-white photographs and line drawings throughout. Full des...more
Paperback, 352 pages
Published August 3rd 1990 by Picador USA (first published 1989)
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Katie
Whether you like Frank Zappa's music or not (of course you do), I can't recommend this book enough...it is Hilarious (note the capital "H")...he had a terrific perspective on the world, and the most perfect sense of humor. I want to read it again just thinking about it.
Robin
I greatly enjoyed the first part of this book. Zappa’s humorous look at his early years and musical experiences is entertaining and somewhat informative. As the book progresses, though, it becomes more of a series of rants against his various critics and pet peeves. Several of Zappa’s associates have noted that this account is largely fictionalized, tending to reflect Zappa as a more just and generous character than he actually was. I recommend reading Barry Miles’ “Frank Zappa” first, to break...more
J
I started paging through The Real Frank Zappa Book in an effort to generate band name ideas and ended up reading the entire thing cover to cover. I attribute this to three things; Zappa had an interesting life, he had interesting things to say and he was able to talk about things in an interesting manner.

TRFZB is part autobiography and part philosophical exploration, the exploration being of Zappa’s mind in the form of theories, beliefs and ideas. Frankly (HA HA HA HA… sorry, couldn’t help it),...more
HeavyReader
Feb 10, 2014 HeavyReader rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to HeavyReader by: Michael Schneider
Shelves: life-stories, funny, music
I read this book so long ago.

It belonged to my boyfriend at the time, Michael Schneider. We were on a road trip from New Orleans to Milwaukee, where he grew up. We were going to visit his family. I was meeting his family for the first time. We had car trouble and ended up getting stuck in Effingham, Illinois. I read this book while we waited for car repairs. It was hilarious and I laughed out loud a lot. It saved my sanity.

Here's the poem i wrote about that trip, which includes a bit about this...more
Nathan "N.R." Gaddis
Sep 24, 2013 Nathan "N.R." Gaddis marked it as filmed
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Oscar
In the real Frank Zappa Book, we get to hear from the man himself, about his career, music, politics, and variety of other subjects. This is probably not the best written book on all things Zappa, but what we get here is shades of the brand of humor and philosophical thought that is familiar to fans of Zappa. The book, which takes us from Zappa’s Maryland childhood to the present, that is, the ‘80’s in which the book was written, is basically divided into two parts. The first part, Zappa talks a...more
Nick
May 07, 2008 Nick rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: All Zappa fans
Shelves: music
Music is the best, and Zappa's music is among the best. What a shame then that most people know him for his reputation for being outspoken, for defending the right to swear on a record and for recording smutty lyrics. That was just the day job. Zappa wasn't interested in fashion, and so he was not that interested in getting airplay on the record-industry controlled airwaves. What comes across clearly in this conversation with Peter Occhiogrosso (doesn't that sound like a name Zappa would invent...more
Corey
Let me say right off that I love Frank Zappa. His albums, especially 'Freak Out' and 'We're Only in it For the Money,' were part of the soundtrack of my youth. They added their own secret herbs to the olio of my musical personality. But this book is a disappointment. It's got way, way too much about his appearance before Congress and his disdain for organized religion (though God knows I love zingers against politicians and Jerry Falwell--but just because he's right doesn't make it not boring) a...more
Bruce
Mar 07, 2008 Bruce rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Everyone
Regarding my thoughts on Zappa and his excellent ouerve, see my review of Kelly Fisher Lowe's book.

This autobiography/polemic makes for a zestier read, although the last 50-90 pages of it descend rapidly through stages of acerbic wit from critical observation to rant to diatribe to screed. (You know there's trouble any time a writer begins moving from italics to boldface to BOTH IN ALL CAPS WITH MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! ) I'm guessing that Zappa lost interest in self-censoring (or the proj...more
Felix Zilich
В 1988 году издатели из ныне покойного Poseidon Press уломали Фрэнку Заппу написать книгу собственных мемуаров. Получив в качестве литературного негра журналиста Питера Оккиогроссо, Заппа пустился по волнам собственной памяти и породил море качественных и эффектных лулзов. История детства и юности Заппы – безупречная сага coming-of-age. Помесь Хогбенов и фильмов поколения “Бунтовщика без причины”.

Папа устроился метеорологом в Эджвудский арсенал. Во время Второй мировой войны там делали отравляю...more
tENTATIVELY, cONVENIENCE
When I discovered the music of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention way back in 1970, I wasn't ready for it. W/in a few mnths I was all about it. I was 16 & this was, indeed, the music that got me really excited. It was experimental, it was rock'n'roll, it had some politics, it had some satire, it was complicated, it did the trick for me. I 1st heard the Mothers of Invention live when I skipped school on my graduation day to hitch-hike north of Baltimore to hear them in Harrisburg. THE...more
Karl
Jan 16, 2008 Karl rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: People with an interest in Zappa, who are overly squeamish
Not so much a book as a "conflicted document," perhaps. Zappa wasn't going to write an actual autobiography; nor did he necessarily have the patience to serve as a subject for a biographer (nor would his aims probably have consistently aligned with a proper biographer's). So this book has the curious characteristics of (a) often sounding like Zappa himself chit-chatting, (b) some actual biographical information (probably), (b1) some of that of actual interest, and (c) a paradigm shift from a bio...more
Lisbeth Solberg
Made my way about a third through this years ago; finally picked it up and started over. Finished! Now it's out of my "stack."

Here's a quote:
I suggest we learn how to take anything bad that happens to us and polarize it. Instead of being overwhelmed by a negative event, dodge to the side like those t'ai chi guys and let it whizz by your pants. Maybe it makes a little breeze--big deal. (Please, don't mistake this for optimism.)

This is not a representative sample. As he admits, he is not an optimi...more
Matthew
Though the last 1/4 of the book is nothing but a long tirade against the PMRC (among other things), the preceding text more than makes up for it. Though there's a picture of his family, he gives very little information about his parents and nothing (not even names) for his siblings. However, you will get (in great detail): how he got into music, his love of Varese, how he met his wife, how he almost got in a fight with John Wayne, what he does for a living, slightly disturbing tour stories, his...more
catherine
Aug 13, 2008 catherine rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: poodles
Shelves: memoirs
i like zappa, but im not one of those freak-fans that you find out there. i enjoyed this book, however, because it wasnt a zappa bio, but a collection of his thoughts on various topics.

its a quick read, so anyone interested in music or the absurd can quickly check it out. the chapter on music was wonderful, and the one on the 1985 tipper gore pmrc bs is also quite interesting - reprinted are zappas officaily statements both to the us and MA govts during the attempts to limit freedom of speech.
Aaron
An interesting book by and about Frank Zappa, telling some of the more interesting stories of his interesting life. I think his ideas on government (such as doing away with the income tax and generating government revenue from sales) were a little crazy. However, his music, his background, and his struggle against censorship are all in here and quite interesting.

This book is a good and accessible read for anyone looking for a little more about this awesome man.
Josh
Very important in my teenage years. Introduced me to a lot of important ideas, none so important as the John Cage bit: "If John Cage, for instance, says 'I'm putting a contact microphone on my throat, and I'm going to drink carrot juice, and that's my composition,' then his gurgling qualifies as his composition because he put a frame around it and said so. 'Take it or leave it, I now will this to be music.' After that, it's a matter of taste."
Matt
Great book thus far. Zappa was a musical master. The chapter 'All about music' is a -must- read for any musician out there, Zappa fan or not...

updated 11.13.2008
Finished this one on the way out to CA. What can I say? Zappa is dead, meanwhile Kid Rock lives on... There is no justice...

He will be sorely missed... A genius in many different ways, not just musically. This book proves that.
Waceted
From the man himself, an absolute must-have for any fans of pop culture and, especially, rock music. Told completely from FZ's point-of-view, he touches upon everything important in his life (from the absence of shit-eating tales to his disgust with religion and everything in between) and kept me captivated throughout. A quick, economical read that will make you laugh and make you think.
Scott
Being a Zappa fan, I was excited to finally get my hands on this. And it's fantastic, pure Zappa, lots of great anecdotes and brilliant commentary... until towards the end. It felt as though Frank kinda ran out of story and starting ranting a bit. While I agreed with what he said for the most part, it was a tangent to all the great stuff before it. Still awesome, though.
Stephen Hines
Not only was Zappa an undisputed musical genius, he was a brilliant father, husband, inventor, and political analyst. By today's standards he'd probably be considered a Libertarian, but I would have voted for him any day of the week. He was a valiant warrior against censorship and for separation of church and state who suffered no bullshit from anyone.
Roland
I wish this book went more into why studios took a risk on him, how he persuaded his band to switch from being a typical bar band into the strangest group of the 60s, and more of the history of his groups, but I can't complain too much. This is a fascinating, funny, and incredibly smart book from one of the most talented musicians of all time.
Justin
I really think everyone should read this book. Mandatory reading for humans attempting to live in a society. Why? Because it's filled with useful tools for developing a sense of HUMOR, and how to create something novel. And regardless of what you think of Zappa's music, the man was a true genius.
Patrick
I've read this book several times over the years, and despite other reviewers comments about losing interest towards the end because of his obsession with the PMRC I loved hearing his side of the argument. Over all this book is an excellent dive into his life and what drove this eccentric musician.
Joe
Oct 15, 2007 Joe rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: anyone who love music
What a great book! Not a 'history' per se, more of a collection of remembrances by Frank a couple years before his untimely death. This is full of cool observations, as well as historic stories from someone who was there. You do not have to be a fan of Zappa's to enjoy the book.....
Kevin Cole
It is interesting to me to see Zappa, to this day, quoted and admired and acknowledged as somehow some kind of genius ... then watch people quiver when you actually play his music. This breaks the hearts of fans, who must take comfort that anything mainstream folks take from Zappa is a victory of sorts. Like this book.
One-half autobiography/one-half philosophy (music, politics, life), there's something in here to entertain and bewilder most everyone, I would think. Zappa was a weird mix of high...more
Mike Bloom
Since so much of what came out of Frank Zappa's mouth was abrasive and off-putting to so many people, a lot of folks disregard him out of hand. Even if he were to be judged exclusively on his instrumental music, with absolutely no consideration of his lyrical observations and other commentary, a lot of people would still hate his work. Nevertheless, it cannot be denied that Frank Zappa was a fiercely intelligent man with incredible musical talent. Also, perhaps more so than any other popular fig...more
Tim
This was one of the funniest books I ever read. I'm not a big fan of his music but you don't have to be. He's one seriously funny guy.
Griffin
The most entertaining autobiography I've read. Zappa's a real wordsmith, and his humor actually got me laughing out loud at some points, even when the chapters get somewhat preachy, his sarcastic tone keeps things comical. I'm a fan of Zappa's music, so I got a lot of enjoyment out of seeing the line of thinking that created his style of music, but I wouldn't say this book would only appeal to Zappa fans. Frank Zappa is one of the unique personalities of the 20th century, discovering his story,...more
Terrence
He waits. He's waiting for you now. You didn't know this. But Frank Zappa, the patron saint of rock and roll DADA is waiting for you to summon the nerve to notice him. You might never. Maybe you'll never need to. And that's OK. It's not like it's a law. But just in case, just in case you need to, it is of utmost importance that you understand that he is always there. Your life has crumbled. It has, in fact, fallen to pieces. Well, that's too bad. I am not being facetious. But in the glowing and...more
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