false 3904562 2 <b>TUNE IN. TURN ON. GEEK OUT.<br></b>Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, <i>geeks</i> rule the world. <br><br>Finally, here’s the book no self-respecting geek can live without–a guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain.<br><br>In short, dear geek, here you’ll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of <i>total world domination. <br><br></i>• <b>become</b> a sudoku god<br>• <b>brew</b> your own beer<br><b>• build</b> a laser beam<br>• <b>classify</b> all living things<br>• <b>clone</b> your pet<br>• <b>exorcise</b> demons<br>•<b> find</b> the world’s best corn mazes<br>• <b>grasp</b> the theory of relativity<br>• <b>have sex</b> on Second Life<br>• <b>injure</b> a fish<br>• <b>join</b> the Knights Templar<br>• <b>kick ass</b> with sweet martial-arts moves<br>• <b>learn</b> ludicrous emoticons<br>• <b>master</b> the Ocarina of Time<br>• <b>pimp</b> your cubicle<br>• <b>program</b> a remote control<br>• <b>quote</b> He-Man and Che Guevara<br>• <b>solve</b> fiendish logic puzzles<br>• <b>touch</b> Carl Sagan <br>• <b>unmask</b> Linus Torvalds<br>• <b>visit</b> Beaver Lick, Kentucky<br>• <b>win</b> bar bets<br>• <b>write</b> your name in Elvish<br><br><b>Join us or die, you will.<br>Begun, the Geek Wars have<br></b> 3949893 10 3 2009 The Geeks' Guide to World Domination: Be Afraid, Beautiful People total:39|5:10|4:10|3:14|2:4|1:1| 39 141 115 17 3 0 true false Fri Jul 17 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Tue Nov 17 09:27:35 -0800 2009 Tue Nov 17 09:29:52 -0800 2009
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