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Bite Me If You Can (Argeneau #6)

4.26 of 5 stars 4.26  ·  rating details  ·  15,258 ratings  ·  371 reviews
Once Bitten...

One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them.

Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over two thousand

Mass Market Paperback, 384 pages
Published January 30th 2007 by Avon
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Shannon (Giraffe Days)
This story centres on Lucian, the twin brother of Jean-Claude, Marguerite's deceased husband (making Lucian the uncle of Lucern etc.). He's one of the "original" immortals, and has lived for over two thousand years. He's on the Council and hunts down rogue vampires. It's while he's on the hunt for another ancient vampire, Morgan, who has started his own "nest", that he encounters Leigh. Morgan has just turned her but she hasn't yet gone through the painful process when Lucian grudgingly rescues ...more
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If you've read through the first 5 books of this Series then you know that Lucian is.. well.. a grump to say the least. He is one of the oldest immortals and he is hanging on by a thread from turning Rogue like so many before him.

Lucian is out hunting, hunting rogue vampires that is, when Leigh is thrown into his lap. Leigh is a bar owner who just happens to be in the wrong place, at the wrong time and has hired the wrong type of employees.

The combination of the two is just incredibly funny. L
Crystal De Los Santos
Feb 27, 2009 Crystal De Los Santos rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: ALL MY FRIENDS
Recommended to Crystal by: Robin
Shelves: lynsay-sands
Irealy enjoyed this book!!!! it was funny and Lucian became my favorite male character..... he is so protective of his family and you'll find out why... Since he is an older vamp he is able to block his thoughts but when he meets his lifemate he lets loose and the family attacks his thougths TOO FUNNY... I WOULD READY THIS AGAIN
Another consistent entry in the series, an enjoyable vampire romance with lots of humor and good characters. All of her books in this series seem the same, following a proven formula.
Fatima Miranda
so fun and it makes you laugh yet fast paced
I love Lucian!
May 08, 2010 Jacqueline rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: paranormal romance readers
I've read the entire Argeneau series but this is the first one I read and my favorite. I'm not real fond of vampire stories usually but the vampires here are not the undead kind so okay.

Another reason I went ahead and read it the first time is that it starts out in the Kansas City area where I live. Even though the KC geography is pretty wonky and full of mistakes it still gives me an affection for the book. For example if you just say Kansas City then you mean Kansas City, Missouri not Kansas
While this book was not my favorite book of the series I found that if you can manage to make it past about 10 or 15% of the book it does quickly redeem itself. I did love seeing the uber strict and straight as an arrow, Immortal Enforcer Lucian, get his comeuppance when he meets his second life mate and he has to help her while she makes the change.

It was a good story but as I said the first part was a bit boring in that it was all about Leighs change and how it affected Lucian.

The rest of the
Jan 03, 2015 Jess rated it 5 of 5 stars
Shelves: own
This was the Argeneau book I was waiting for! Lucian is my absolute favorite of the Argeneau family. Certainly there is a level of trepidation going into a book when it's centered on your favorite character. Questions like, will the author do it justice, will I love it, what if I hate it, run through your mind before you read it. Well this book taught me very quickly to shut my mind up and trust in Lynsay Sands because damn can she write. She gives Lucian the precisely the partner his character ...more
When you read the books in this series, there are no great surprises, but they do offer and light hearted pnr story. In this story Lucian Argeneau meets his match in a bar owner from Kansas. The whole family gets involved to get him his HEA. Except Marguerite who is surprising absent, but in her one cameo does manage to try to play matchmaker over the phone... she just can't help herself. There was no follow up with Vincent and Jackie, but maybe in the next one. And Bastien and Terri are still p ...more
Nikki Cheah Attenbrough
Oh dear Lord.. It was so funny!!! I was chuckling every few pages! I love grouchy Lucian. He's hilarious! I think grouchy men have the best one liners... LOL!

The best part was at the end of chapter 19... The part where Leigh was talking to Lucian's penis.. Too funny!!!
Wickedshizuku (and her 7 Black cats)
Jul 29, 2015 Wickedshizuku (and her 7 Black cats) rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Paranormal fans, Urban Fantasy fans, Fantasy fans, Erotica fans
Recommended to Wickedshizuku by: Goodreads
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This book and I are not getting off to a very good start. I am increasingly more and more angry the further I'm getting into this series. Some of the awkward moments are a little funny, but there isn't much differentiation between the couples. The main scheme is just so recycled between many paranormal romance series.
A super great read. I loved the characters and the dialog in this book. There was plenty to shock, laugh at, hold your breath, snicker, and sigh. Another great Argeneau book that draws you in and doesn't let go. I definitely lost track of time and was reading until the first rays of dawn and ready for more when it ended. This had plenty of humor, some suspense, strength, courage, great scenes and personalities, and a good HEA. I really enjoyed reading this and the situations that Lucian (of all ...more
Nichole (Dirrty H)
No joke - I read the first two chapters to get a feel for who the characters were and what the story was, then flipped to the end and read the last 5 or 6 chapters to get the resolution. I read nothing in between, and didn't feel like I'd missed a thing.

These books are really fluffy and predictable. If you like your books a little lighter and more on the fun/funny side (think chick-lit with vampires), then these books are for you. But I prefer something a little darker, with a bit more substance
Tabitha Murray
Yes,yes I know it's one of 'those' books but it was really good and it really was good at keeping me waiting nervously and anxiously,I could almost feel what the characters had felt except for at 'those' points....I'm not one for 'that' genre but it was a vampire book and it was really good.My friend Jen recommended it too me so I think you may enjoy it as well.
The best of the series by far!

Lucian was not the vamp that Sands leads you to believe he is in the beginning of the series. This book is a little more serious then the rest of them. I liked it more for that reason, so apparently I don't like campy vamp books....
My favorite from Lynsay Sands' vampire romance series. I just loved the hero! A vampire who is REALLY old, never thought that he'd find love, let alone with a pretty newly turned vamp!
Blodeuedd Finland
My thoughts:

Another good and light Argeneau vampire novel. I truly like that about this series. And once again, this one can easily be read as a standalone novel. I have only read 3 out of 6, but it works. There is a new couple in each, and the whole vampire thing is explained to the newbies. Trust me on this.

In this one a woman, Leigh is out walking and gets attacked. Luckily for her Lucian comes to the rescue as he is hunting down her attacker. Since she is bitten he explains things to her *co
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Fangs for the Fantasy
Leigh is walking home after closing down her bar when she is approached by a friend who she thought was missing. Unfortunately, he is not alone and brings his vampire sire with him. Donny's big plan is for Leigh to be turned by his sire so that the two of them can be together forever. Thankfully for Leigh, Lucian, one of the oldest vampires has been hunting down Morgan on behalf of the vampire council. He and his crew manage to save Leigh but Morgan escapes.

Lucian has always been the grumpy old
t'irla ~The Bookslayer~ t'irla's Talk Book Blog
Yes, I'm finally warming up to the series!


The "New York Times" bestselling author of "A Quick Bite" and "A Bite to Remember" continues her popular vampire series starring the Argeneau family. RClever, steamy, deliciously wicked.S--Kate MacAlister. Original.

One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damag
I was really looking forward to read the story of Lucian Argeneau and how he found his lifemate but I admit – I was a bit disappointed. Lucian is very old, arrogant and the protection of his people has always priority in his life. So first I wasnt really impressed, even a bit annoyed with his description (wearing an apron, cleaning and scrubbing the floor – sorry not MY imagination of a council enforcer). Leigh, his love interest was turned against her will and because Lucian and his team rescue ...more
I really thought this would be a great one because I was looking forward to Lucian's tale in this one. Ms. Sands has created a fabulous world that I enjoy but this book was just too simple. I didn't enjoy how the female character gets turned. I didn't enjoy how both had been married before and she had been abused. I just felt like she didn't execute what she set out to do in this book. I thought she would further develop these characters. I did enjoy how she brought some of the characters from p ...more
All Leigh wanted to do after a long night at work was crawl into bed, but when she is attacked and turned into a Vampire. Lucian Argeneau, a hunter has been after the vampire rogue has just captured another victim. Lucian offers protection and training for Leigh, as long as he can unload her on someone else. Over two thousand years old, Lucian has no zest for the life he has given, instead he often makes life difficult for others. When Lucian discovers that Leigh is his lifemate he is thrown off ...more
Hui wie ich die Reihe mag :) Freut mich dass jeder so langsam seinen Lebenspartner findet :D
I think this might have been my first Romance Vampire book that I read and I am absolutely hooked! I think it is total brain candy and doesn't really have any substance but it is nice to just sit down and forget about real world problems for just a few moments and read and by doing so getting lost in a wonderful world of vampires etc.

I actually liked both the characters (but the girls name really bugged me and I still can't figure out why). I really like though that they didn't jump into bed ri
The big bad uncle Lucien finally meets his match. Only that they both have been hurt and afraid of getting hurt again. Leigha was walking down the street in the wee hours of the early morning after closing her bar down when she was attacked and turned by rouge vampires. Lucien, Brinker, and Mortimer rescue her from the nest she is being held in. Lucien decides to spare her life and take her to his sister in law Marguerite to take care of and train to be a vampire. Only Marguerite is taking off t ...more
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Diana Biller
This was a cruel disappointment. Bite Me If You Can, a paranormal romantic comedy, started off so promisingly. I thought, aha! At last, a vampire romance novel I can sink my teeth into (I’M SORRY IT HAD TO BE SAID.) Now, I thought to myself, I can be one of the cool kids. Now, I’ll get it.

Well. As I said, things began awfully well. It was funny. It was devoid of the whole murderer-hero problem. There were amusing supporting characters. And then…nothing. Nothing happened. They went shopping (now,
L.J.  ~ aka Former Lurker
I really enjoy this series. The books usually start off fast. They are usually a light-hearted, fun romp in the hay. For me, this books started off VERY slow and it seemed to vary a lot from her usual formula. IMO, it was if she wanted to start embracing a darker style of writing. Regardless, after I suffered through the first half of the book, if finally took a turn a returned to the regular style for this series and I loved it. I like dark style PNR or UF, but I didn't like it in this series. ...more
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LYNSAY SANDS is the nationally bestselling author who is known for her hysterical historicals as well as the popular Argeneau/Rogue Hunter vampire series. With her witty and charming personality, Sands describes books as, “Waking dreams or stories, tales to amuse, entertain and distract us from everyday life.” She’s been writing stories since grade school and considers herself incredibly lucky to ...more
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Other Books in the Series

Argeneau (1 - 10 of 23 books)
  • A Quick Bite (Argeneau #1)
  • Love Bites (Argeneau #2)
  • Single White Vampire (Argeneau #3)
  • Tall, Dark & Hungry (Argeneau #4)
  • A Bite to Remember (Argeneau #5)
  • The Accidental Vampire (Argeneau, #7)
  • Vampires are Forever (Argeneau #8)
  • Vampire, Interrupted (Argeneau #9)
  • The Rogue Hunter (Argeneau #10) (Rogue Hunter #1)
  • The Immortal Hunter (Argeneau #11; Rogue Hunter #2)
A Quick Bite (Argeneau #1) A Bite to Remember (Argeneau #5) Single White Vampire (Argeneau #3) Love Bites (Argeneau #2) Vampire, Interrupted (Argeneau #9)

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“What is it?”
Leigh glanced up with uncertainty, then back to his groin with a sort of horrified fascination. “Well, um… is there something about immortals you haven’t told me?”
“What? What do you mean?” he asked with bewilderment.
Leigh shook her head, then leaned forward and said “Hello?” to his groin, only to stiffen again and jerk back as if it had hissed at her.
“Are you talking to my penis?” Lucian asked with disbelief.
“It talked to me first,” she said defensively, and frowned. “You didn’t mention this little skill.”
Lucian decided she must be joking and laughed. “So, what did it say?”
“It said, ‘Lucian? Lucian, are you there?’” He blinked.
“Why would it say that?”
“I don’t know. It’s your penis.”
That’s when he recalled the cell phone in his pocket. A laugh bursting from his lips, Lucian reached in his pocket to retrieve the phone.”
“I made you something to eat if you’re hungry.”
Leigh peered at the steaming pile on the plate on the tray, then asked uncertainly. “What is it?”
“Prime cuts in gravy.”
“Prime cuts in gravy?” she echoed slowly. “Did you cook it?”
"I opened the can and heated it up in the microwave for one minute. Someone named Alpo cooked it.”
Leigh stiffened, her head shooting up, eyes wide with disbelief. “Alpo?”
He shrugged. “That’s what the can said.”
Leigh shook her head with bewilderment. “You can use a microwave, but not a phone, and don’t know that Alpo isn’t the chef, but the brand name for dog food?” There was something seriously wrong here.”
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