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I Love You, Beth Cooper

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Denis Cooverman didn't want to give a typical graduation speech, cherishing memories and embracing challenges and crap. So, instead, he stood up in front of his 512 class-mates and their 3,000 relatives and said some-thing really important:

""I love you, Beth Cooper." "

It would have been such a sweet, romantic moment. Except that:

Beth, the head ch

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Hardcover, 253 pages
Published May 8th 2007 by Ecco Press
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Jen
Jen rated it 2 of 5 stars
It started off promising... really, it did. I'll admit it, I was a nerd in high school, so I can relate to Denis Cooverman a little bit. He uses his time at the podium during his high school graduation ceremony (valedictorian, of course) to criticize some of his classmates before professing his love for popular girl Beth Cooper.

The promising beginning didn't really go anywhere, unfortunately. Denis, who was repeatedly beaten up and made fun of during his school career, continues...more
Maggie
Maggie rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: anyone who likes a funny book
Shelves: undergrad
When I read this book, I had no idea that the author, first-time novelist Larry Doyle, was an established television writer, with writing credits for "Daria," "Beavis and Butthead," and "The Simpsons," but I easily could have guessed. I Love You, Beth Cooper has the frantic pace and zany, unrealistic plot points that are necessary to keeping a television audience (especially the youthful ones of the aforementioned shows) interested for the whole half-hour. It is f...more
Kate
I wanted to read this book before seeing the movie and I'm glad I did (not because I've seen the movie yet and am making comparisons, but because I can't imagine the movie can translate half the humor of this book).

Denis Cooverman, aka "The Coove", aka "The Penis", decides that his valedictorian speech at his high school graduation is the perfect time to announce that he is in love with Beth Cooper, the head cheerleader, in addition to insulting several of his cla...more
Scott Benjamin
Scott Benjamin rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: anyone
The beginning of this book has some of the funniest writing I have seen in a very long time. Although, as I noted to my friend, Amy, some of the humor might be lost on someone who was never an adolescent boy.

The middle does kind of drag on a bit, as the "main character constantly getting the crap kicked out of him" theme gets a bit overplayed. But it does end nicely.

I think every guy, at some point in high school, had a Beth Cooper. That's why it is so funny....more
Jason
Jason rated it 2 of 5 stars
Recommended to Jason by: Ken Bibb
This book is all about making you laugh. The story is shallow, as are most of the characters.
While there were probably more moments in this that made me laugh aloud than any book since Hitchhikers Guide, it completely lacked any of the emotional or philosophical satisfaction Hitchhikers brought.
And, in an odd way, it's almost too funny. It's like the author kept going back and trying to make sure every single sentence had a joke in it. In that sense, although there are plenty of e...more
Tintin
Tintin rated it 2 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: no one
I have no doubt that Larry Doyle can be a humorous writer (how else could he have credits in Beavis and Butthead and The Simpsons?), but he has no business writing a novel and should have stuck to writing for the screen.

Maybe saying 'no business' is too harsh. Let me rephrase: he should have honed his novel-writing first and not just ported his script to the novel format, bugs and all.

It may not look it but my favorite genre is comedy and I Love You Beth Cooper being tagged ...more
Julie
Julie rated it 5 of 5 stars
Shelves: own, fiction
Larry Doyle knows he's funny and here his sense of humor is on full display. Denis Cooverman concludes his high school career as valedictorian, declaring his love for head cheerleader Beth Cooper during his graduation speech. The night following is full of fighting, partying, breaking and entering, larceny, and all other kinds of trouble teenagers could possibly get into in one crazy night, with Denis following along with any of Beth's scheming.

My husband attended Buffalo Grove High...more
EAK
EAK rated it 1 of 5 stars
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!

I am ashamed to admit that I suggested that my book club read this book as "a fun, summer read," since we seemed to be reading a lot of depressing books lately. I assumed that it would be a high school dork story in the vein of Freaks and Geeks. Instead, it was one of the worst books I have ever read. Yes, I gave it ZERO stars. And Larry Doyle, if you are reading this review, please contact me so I can give you my address so you c...more
Ben Babcock
I finished this book in three hours. From page one, Larry Doyle creates an eerily familiar depiction of high school, specifically that moment when you look back during your graduation and realize you're finally free and have your whole life ahead of you--and it's scary.

Doyle's wit sets us off on a one-night odyssey that originates from the single question, "What if, instead of delivering an average graduation speech, the valedictorian head of the debate team confesses his love ...more
Staci
Staci rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Teens
Shelves: 2009-reads
Honestly, reading this book is like jumping on a roller coaster, forgetting to buckle your seatbelt, and you didn't have enough time to pull the bar down. So now you're flying all over the place, screaming your damn head off, swooping over the hills, feeling like you're going to throw up, ducking your head so you don't get decapitated, and then finally you pull back into the station, look at your partner that rode next to you and say..."Dude, that was one freakin' awesome ride. Let's do it ...more
Meagan
Meagan rated it 3 of 5 stars
This is one of those classic teen movies that is quoteable and funny, but it also is making fun of those movie while throwing back omages to them. The best part: It's a novel, not a movie.


High School Graduation speech Denis Cooverman, debate team captin, total nerd, and validictorian declares his love for Beth Cooper head cheerleader, most popular girl in school. He also throws in a few nameless aqusations and how he feels about everyone else in their class.

Besides ...more
Doctorteeth
Doctorteeth rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: former high school nerds, current high school nerds, fans of The Simpsons
Shelves: library, fiction, humour
On the day of his high school graduation, debate captain Denis Cooverman makes his valedictorian speech. He stands up in front of the podium, and it starts off typical and boring enough. Until he says the following five words: "I love you, Beth Cooper." This declaration of love for the head cheerleader - as well as a few other choice statements - stuns the crowd, and sets into motion a series of events that turns Graduation Night into the craziest, most dangerous, and exhilirating n...more
Trin
Trin rated it 3 of 5 stars
Shelves: fiction, american-lit
Rather than deliver the usual platitudes, dorky Denis decides to lay some honesty on his high school graduating class during his valedictorian speech. Among other things, this involves outing his best friend and declaring his love for head cheerleader Beth Cooper—who unfortunately has no idea who he is. What follows is pretty much a lesser Judd Apatow movie in book form. There is Zaniness. And Shenanigans. And—quite a few funny moments, too. I came to like this book more as it went along—toward ...more
Kerry
Kerry rated it 3 of 5 stars
This is a wacky, goofy book about a sweltering graduation and the long evening which follows. Take...one nerdy valedictorian who professes his love to a popular cheerleader (Beth Cooper) in his graduation speech. Well, what if the universe conspired to let these two get to know one another in the course of some strange, crazy events that transpire in the course of the night and pepper the entire books with movie quotes and some odd sort of scary looking sketches....voila! There you have it. ...more
Jenny Rebecca
WHAT HAPPENED?!! I wanna know what happened at the end of the summer. Darn you Larry Doyle! This book was fun. More laughs, more good story. I want to know what happens next!
Jenna
Jenna rated it 4 of 5 stars
This book is HILARIOUS! I am sure I know every character from my own high school days, and I'm hoping that at least one of my friends had this amazing night's experience. Peppered with quotes from all the best movies, this book will make you believe in the underdog.
Terry
Terry rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Fans of Lloyd Dobler and Napoleon Dynamite
I picked this one up without any expectations because the cover looked good and Dave Barry blurbed it. I did enjoy it, and there are moments of brilliance as Doyle revisits territory covered in all teen comedy coming of age movies - which he quotes from at the beginning of each chapter.

There are some problems with the book, but it moves fast enough to roll past most of them. Now that I'm done, I don't remember too much of it: few lines stand out as quotable essentials, like the one...more
Perryville Library
Larry Doyle wrote for MTV's Beavis and Butthead, and his writing style reflects his biography. I love you Beth Cooper is about Denis, a tragically unpopular valedictorian of an Illinois high school who, in his speech at graduation, confesses the truth about his classmates to an auditorium of hot cranky students and their loved ones. After outing his gay best friend, our main character confesses his love for Beth Cooper, the social queen of the high school. This lands him in trouble with her be...more
Dani Peloquin
picked up this book at a Border’s liquidation sale. I have seen it on various bookshelves and DVD racks for a couple of years now and thought that I should take a stab at it. I usually don’t like fictional humor or chick lit, but I know I need to try new things. I have to say that though it wasn’t my kind of book, I wasn’t disappointed and I did enjoy reading it.

Denis Cooverman isn’t exactly a nerd, but he is far from being part of the popular crowd. During his graduation speech, he de...more
Glen Moss
I am the first to admit that I am a Simpsons junkie, so whenever I find out that a writer from the show writes a book, I usually go out and find it. That is the case with Larry Doyle's: I love You Beth Cooper. This does pain me to say it but the book starts with a train wreck and does not improve from there.



The basic story is this, one unpopular boy who pined after a girl for all his high school years decides to announce his love for her during his Valedictorian speech. This just opens the ...more
Brian H
“I Love You Beth Cooper” is a book about an absolute nerd. It’s graduation day and Denis Cooverman is making a speech. He admits his biggest secret in front of everyone: he loves Beth Cooper. (Hence the title) Denis is pretty much a nobody to Beth, who is dating a huge guy named Kevin. Did I mention Kevin was huge? As the night goes on, Beth meats Denis. They become...friends? Maybe. Long story short, it’s the classic story of Nice Nerd vs Mean Jock to win over the girl, or is it?
...more
Jia
I Love you, Beth Cooper
by Larry Doyle

Have you ever had a crush on a special someone during your high school years? Denis Cooverman had a crush on Beth cooper since the first day they had went to public school together and he had kept that in him for 12 years until his graduation night. That night, Denis had decided to confess her love for Beth Cooper in front of all the high school graduates in the school. It would've been a romantic idea to confess in front of 512 classmates ...more
Paul.zhu
“I love you, Beth Cooper” book review
Paul Zhu
“Today we look forward, but I also would like to look back, looking back not with anger, but with no regret. No regrets for what we wanted to say but could not. And so I say here today the one thing I wish I had said, the one thing I know I will regret if I never say.” “I love you, Beth Cooper.” It is a special speech for graduation, and it is the beginning of the whole story.
This novel is written in 2007 by ...more
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Brandon Will
I don't know. I was a dorko too, I went to high school in America, and I wanted to like this book. Some people with good taste had recommended it to me -- and they weren't wrong. This book is incredibly funny. I guess my problem enjoying it was that that's just all there is. It feels exactly like a book written by a writer for the Simpsons. And I'm not trying to put down the Simpsons here either, but, the show did lose a lot of it's depth as it went on.

I found this book incredibly st...more
Peterzhao
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The book I have read is “I love you Beth Cooper”. This book is about the funny things happened on a high school graduate. He is the protagonist, named Denis. He decided to do a “creasy” thing that he have never did before. He shows his love to a girl during his graduation speech. And that probably mess up his speech. Anyway, he did that. He did that because his best friend, Rich encourages him to catch the last chance without regret. He will never...more
Andrea
Andrea rated it 4 of 5 stars


The story starts off with the nerdy protagonist discussing his long-lived unannounced love for head cheerleader and uber-pretty Beth Cooper; whom he had sat behind in practically every single class. Right away you relate to the teen heart-felt feelings that Denis Cooverman confesses, and personally sympathize with him considering any of us girls could’ve been that “Beth Cooper” for some lonely, underdeveloped band geek. I think there is a great disappointment when you realize there...more
Alison
Alison rated it 2 of 5 stars
Why I Read This Book by Alison Brooke Coffey

I heard about this book when I was reading reviews for the movie. I never had any intention to see the movie (unless, by chance, it got really good reviews) but I was curious about it because people I sorta know (but not really) are friends with the lead actor, Paul Rust. Paul Rust went to school at the University of Iowa and I guess is kind of legendary within the No Shame Theatre crowd. Sooooo I was curious. Most of the reviews I read pan...more
Katie Noseworthy
Katie Noseworthy rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Those looking to laugh at stereotypical highschoolers and movie references.
This novel jumps right into the plot with the most famous scene of the book (as known in the past summer's bust rendition) with uncool little Denis Cooverman professing his love for the most popular girl in the school (Beth Cooper) on Graduation Day during his Valedictorian Speech in front of the entire school community. Of course, with this oxy-moran of attraction, chaos ensues when not only Beth Cooper confronts Denis about the embarrassing situation, but her crazy, army, huge, and drugged-up ...more
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“I'm sorry I'm so pathetic," he thought, and then realized he had also said it.

Beth laughed, so lightly and so kindly that Denis felt it in his chest, not his stomach.

Can I tell you a secret?"

Yes, tell me all your secrets Denis kept to himself.

Beth leaned in, whispered: "All boys are pathetic.”
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“Denis could think of no logical reason why he should not attempt to mate with Beth Cooper.

There were no laws explicitly against it.

They were of the same species, and had complementary sex organs, most likely, based on extensive mental modeling Denis had done.”
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