The Lemon Table

The Lemon Table

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In his widely acclaimed new collection of stories, Julian Barnes addresses what is perhaps the most poignant aspect of the human condition: growing old.

The characters in The Lemon Table are facing the ends of their lives–some with bitter regret, others with resignation, and others still with defiant rage. Their circumstances are just as varied as their responses. In 19th-...more
Paperback, 256 pages
Published April 5th 2005 by Vintage (first published 1996)
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Terence
I read and enjoyed Julian Barnes' nonfiction ruminations about death and how we face up to it in Nothing to Be Frightened Of so when I saw his fictional endeavor on the library shelf, I picked it up.

The stories here revolve around people approaching death and how they deal with wasted opportunities, their mortality, and dealing with their failing minds and bodies. It's a melancholy though not depressing book - Humans seem fated to meet their ends with disappointment and fear and there's never en...more
Teresa
These are a fantastic group of stories, each one centered in some way on the theme of aging and dying, though they are neither depressing nor sentimental.

Each story's characters are living, breathing people with his or her own voice -- and Barnes does achieve a unique voice for each story. (Two of the narrators in two of the stories were living, breathing people -- a famous 19th century Russian writer and a famous modern composer.)

The stories are not only extremely well-written, but highly inve...more
kellyn
I am so sick of modern contemplative writing, winding and twisting in circles of pointless emotional exploration. I haven't always felt this way about this style of writing and I'm sure my feelings will change again. At this point in my life however, the goal-less internal exploration of characters and their contrived quirkiness is outright depressing and turns me off. Got through the book as far as the story of the Grindewalds(sp?), the Swedish couple, and just couldn't bear anymore of the char...more
Noura Rahbani
"Cheer up! Death is round the corner."

I loved this book. All the stories are about characters approaching death, their desire to hang on to live, and their diffrent reactions towards it. All of these characters have lived, somehow, a horrible life which makes the book a little depressing, especialy since most of the things that happen to them are common in life.
If anyone is interested I'll lend you the book :)
DONT CONTINUE IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO READ THE BOOK(Miss Marcy i guess you are forced t...more
John
My first Julian Barnes book and certainly not my last. Very funny, dark and clever. Eleven short stories, mostly focused on people near the end of their lives, which always makes for some heartbreak. Barnes, however, is anything but a sentimentalist. His characters are cruel, at times literally abusive--these are not sweet grandmothers and grandfathers, as most young people regard the elderly. Many scenes stick with me, including one in which a retired sergeant takes an annual trip to visit an e...more
Katherine
“His mother had shaken off the effects of her magazine and stood up” (3).
“He suspected it was rude. Things you didn’t know abut, or weren’t meant to know about, usually turned out to be rude. Like the barber’s pole. That was obviously rude. The previous place just had an old bit of painted wood with colours twirling round it. The one here worked by electricity, and moved in whirly circles all the time. That was ruder, he thought. Then there was the binful of magazines. He was sure some of them w...more
Henry
Nov 26, 2009 Henry added it
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marvelously, smartly written. each story is witty, true, and in the moment. "Bark" and "Knowing French" are astounding.

and yet. if this is representative of the style and accepted peak of our contemporary short fiction, there is much lacking. it is all form with just enough content. it is _amusement_, moreover.

woe if our generation has so blurred the lines of poetry and prose that aesthetic poeticisms will excuse the absence of substance in prose writing. the hybrid of forms today fails at both...more
Friederike Knabe
In this collection of short stories, age, aging and departing are considered from different angles, centred on individuals of a certain, mature, age, healthy or coping with physical or mental illness, and set against a wide range of geographical and cultural backgrounds. Creating expressive mini-portraits of his characters and their "dearest and nearest", Julian Barnes explores the deep and sometimes conflicting emotions of regret and defiance, love and nostalgia, past and present happiness, new...more
Siskoid Siskoid
I was hungry for some quality short stories, and I hadn't read a Julian Barnes book in a while (used to be my favorite contemporary writer) and so I picked up The Lemon Table, a collection of 11 stories about the bitterness of growing old. I wasn't disappointed. What struck me is how good Barnes is at crafting different "voices", and he never pulls the same stylistic trick twice. If I had to name a favorite, I guess it would be Hygiene, in which a regular visit to the out-of-town hooker is met w...more
Maurice Conchis
De to noveller jeg kom igennem var ikke dårlige dårlige. Men de var heller ikke gode nok til, jeg havde lyst til at læse videre.

Der var små skumsprøjt af godt sprog, men mestendels havblik af ligegyldighed, hvor det aldrig blev særligt vedkommende endsige interessant. Jeg manglede identifikation, nærvær og relevans.

En af historierne var tre forskellige punktnedslag hos en mand, der gik til frisør - i tre forskellige stadier af hans liv - ung, 30 og gammel. Som ung blev alt perverst, og det vir...more
Janet
Barnes is definitely one of my current literary discoveries. What a great writer he is. Out of the 11 stories in this book, I really loved 8 of them. Central themes of all the stories is middle-age, old age and death (the lemon is a symbol of death in China, Barnes explains in the last story). But the way he writes is spot on every single time. He shows great mercy and insight in his characters and maybe his accuracy lies in what he leaves out in stead of what he does write. With his beautifully...more
Alena
"Geese would be beautiful if cranes did not exist."

Julian Barnes is the crane of modern writers, ruining me for all the geese out there. I can’t remember the specifics of most of the short stories in this collection, but weeks later I can tell you that Barnes’ writing held me captive throughout. My mom, who shares my love of Barnes, describes him as “slice of thought.” His ability to get inside of the way we think astonishes me.

I love his characters, starting with a boy who’s convinced that the...more
Pauline
Some stories I really enjoyed--"Hygiene," "The Revival"--while others I read just to get through the book, such as "Knowing French." This is the second Julian Barnes book I've read, the first being The Sense of an Ending, and I want to like him. I really do. And sometimes I do. The problem is, sometimes he gets a little too wordy and introspective and it's hard to get through, especially if there's no plot driving things along. I may persevere and check out some of his other books, but so far, I...more
Ken
Julian Barnes seems to be the Updike on the other side of the Atlantic. Infidelity is the solution to every marriage woe. Here are some stories that left an impression on me.


Story of Mats Israelson (5/5) - poignant story on unrequited love

Vigilance (3/5) - the main character is a man or woman?

The things you know (3/5) - British people/writers, pls stop comparing with the Americans....Tiresome.

Fruit Cage (5/5)- very sad story about old age and quarrel - can be tough to handle but is a gem

The Sile...more
Stephen Ingram
I came to this after a negative experience trying to get to grips with Flaubert's Parrot by the same author.
Initially, I struggled to be able to get on terms with this work. However, having set the book aside for a couple of weeks, I came back to it and was pleased and relieved that I became gripped by the collection of short stories set down.
Perhaps some readers would not appreciate the way that Barnes often leaves a lot unsaid. For me, this is can be a strength of his work because I feel that...more
Sterlingcindysu
This is a collection of short stories of those approaching old age and death. What a bummer, right? Not so. It's certainly not laugh out loud funny, but there were a couple times when I would see human nature as it really is. For example, in one story about two older women who have breakfast once a month (and order the same thing) they are as polite as can be yet they know things about the other that makes each feel superior. The title comes from the last story, where Chinese tradition is to put...more
Ariadna73
I really liked these short stories. Some of them were truly violent, not in the sense of what happened, but in the sense of the language. I remember a particular description of love, that I cannot reproduce here, but it included words such as "hard" and "wet" among with very very bad words. There was another story about a former nurse in her seventies taking care of her ailing husband of more than fifty years, who was a former doctor and her boss. Now when he has senile dementia, she discovers a...more
Ivan
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El libro del que voy hablaros hoy fue elegido para pertenecer al reto simplemente porqué me gustó "El perfeccionista en la cocina" y quise probar con otro del mismo autor. Quizás debería haber leído con atención la sinopsis, pues más alejado del humor que rebosaba el anterior no puede estar. "La mesa limón" es un libro de cuentos sobre la mortalidad, de esa sensación que nos embarga cuando ya hemos traspasado el ecuador de nuestras vidas. En ese momento nos damos cuenta de qu...more
Maud
This was my first time reading anything by Julian Barnes and I'll definitely dig deeper into his oeuvre. What impressed me most about this book is that all stories, though all very different in style (tone, word use), were of a certain literary quality that I enjoyed. They were well-written, psychologically on point, philosophical, funny in almost a sad way... most had a (mostly bitter) bittersweet edge to them. I think the reason for that is that the central, uniting theme of the stories was de...more
Jason  Ronstadt
If Umberto Eco is correct that ‘great fiction teaches us how to die,’ then this collection of playfully dire stories might be the handbook that Eco had in mind. I especially loved “Appetite,” wherein a woman comforts her delirious, foulmouthed and (undeserving?) lover by reading from the Joy of Cooking. Also, “The Revival” takes us over familiar Barnes territory – by blending history, criticism, and witticism – this time pulling back the curtain on the Russian writer Turgenev, as he ruminates on...more
Caroline
Books of short stories are dangerous and, for the most part, to be avoided because they are so often hot and cold. While one has to drag oneself through some of the stories, others are so good, one wonders why the author didn't just turn those into full-length novels and dump the rest.

This collection by Julian Barnes is no less spotty than most. The good news is that the stories I hated somehow made the ones I enjoyed all the better by comparison. And, to make matters better, the good stories we...more
Beth
Apparently effortless prose in which tragedy and humor are bedfellows—each story stunningly individual—from three visits to the barber (boy, youth, geezer) to rant and revenge against those annoying people who cough and rustle their sweets-wrappers at classical concerts. When you bite into a perfect peach, you remember what summer is all about. When you dip into Julian Barnes, you remember what reading is all about.
Kathleen
I tried reading this book when it came out in 2004, and it made no sense. Now, it does. The aging process is never easy, and for those facing it, it is a mixed bag of pain and sorrow, misperception, and embarasing oneself. The best story in this collection is Vigilance. Be prepared to laugh yourself sick, as the protagonist tries to do something about all the noise at concerts he attends.
lana
The earlier short stories are very good- moving and interesting, effective windows on aging and relationships. rather melancholy, but well done. The later stories just get strange- I thought the last one couldn't be over soon enough, and I probably would have liked the book more if it hadn't ended with that particular tale.
Manda
I thoroughly enjoyed these stories - they are all about older people, and mostly about aging. As you would imagine some of the stories left me feeling sad, but I wasn't quite sure what to feel about others, they just weren't that clear cut.

I am not going to part with the book just yet, I think these stories need reading at least twice.
Abby
Jul 08, 2008 Abby rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Abby by: Nick
I have yet to read a Julian Barnes book that I haven't liked. This one is a collection of short stories whose central theme revolves around growing old. It's not a particularly relevant subject to me, which meant I felt less emotionally invested in a lot of the stories, but despite that, he managed to write several very compelling stories for people who aren't even close to growing old. Some of my favorites include "The Story of Mats Israelson" about two people in 19th century Germany with a lon...more
Poetreehugger
I think I remember reading a description of this book as a humorous collection of "age" related short stories, and although there were some darkly humourous angles, I came away a little depressed. Some engaging characters and some interesting settings, but also some slightly disgusting details. Kind of like the actual experience of aging.
Alan Jenks
Captures the bitter sweet realities of age, unrequited love, disillusionment and the inevitability of mortality. Should have hated it for all those reasons, but Barnes' ability to capture the truths of "human bondage" with such simplicity left me somehow feeling more able to face those demons.
John
Quite well-written stories of aging and mortality. I didn't care for the historical fiction entries, but that's a personal preference. Timothy West (most of the stories have male protagonists) and Prunella Scales (for the three featuring female characters) do outstanding jobs with the narration!
Karen S
Amazing! Beautiful!
The book group is reading something by Barnes in 2012 and I wanted to read something he'd written before then. Short stories of characters aging, facing the end of their lives.
I'm going to have to read more of him--can't believe I'd never heard of him until now.
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Julian Patrick Barnes is a contemporary English writer of postmodernism in literature. He has been shortlisted three times for the Man Booker Prize--- Flaubert's Parrot (1984), England, England (1998), and Arthur & George (2005), and won the prize for The Sense of an Ending (2011). He has written crime fiction under the pseudonym Dan Kavanagh.

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