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Three Ways to Snog an Alien

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Druce's new girlfriend is hot, but what's with the weird behaviour, freaky parents and the super-human intelligence? And was that really a forked tongue he saw or did he imagine it? Then he meets someone on the internet who tells him that aliens have infiltrated the planet. Could Angela be an alien? Is she really trying to suck out his brains?
Paperback, 205 pages
Published July 1st 2008 by Faber & Faber (first published January 1st 2008)
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Jason Mills
Feb 10, 2011 Jason Mills rated it liked it
Recommends it for: Teens, xenothropologists
Our narrator is Doogie, a fifteen-year-old schoolboy bumbling clumsily through his own life. He fancies the new girl in school and asks her out. Things are going well, despite his ill-judged reliance on a website of dating tips, when he suddenly begins to suspect that Angelica is actually an alien, a notion that rather eats away at his commitment to the relationship...

This is a very funny tale, but since it is written by edgy-horror expert Graham Joyce, it is not without an undercurrent of uneas
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Oct 10, 2014 Terry Mark rated it really liked it
This was my first of Graham Joyce's YA novels and it was such a fun read. It took me back to my school days when I was a bit shy with girls especially one in particular who I really liked.Mind you her being an alien never crossed my mind.Any one who just wants a light hearted novel which is hysterical at times and guaranteed to cheer you up give it a try. Graham Joyce never disappoints.
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Graham Joyce (22 October 1954 – 9 September 2014) was an English writer of speculative fiction and the recipient of numerous awards for both his novels and short stories.

After receiving a B.Ed. from Bishop Lonsdale College in 1977 and a M.A. from the University of Leicester in 1980. Joyce worked as a youth officer for the National Association of Youth Clubs until 1988. He subsequently quit his po
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