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If on a Winter's Night a Traveler
If on a Winter's Night a Traveler is a marvel of ingenuity, an experimental text that looks longingly back to the great age of narration--"when time no longer seemed stopped and did not yet seem to have exploded." Italo Calvino's novel is in one sense a comedy in which the two protagonists, the Reader and the Other Reader, ultimately end up married, having almost finished...more
Paperback, 260 pages
Published
October 20th 1982
by Harcourt Brace Jovanovich
(first published 1979)
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Mar 04, 2012
Kinga
rated it
4 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Shelves:
post-modern,
did-i-understand-it
I say this is what happened:
Italo Calvino was suffering from a writer's block. He would start a novel, get it to its first curve and abandon it before the resolution. A few months later he would start another with a similar result. Finally, his publishers got impatient because it had been years since the last novel and they said:
'Italo, get your shit together! We need a new book. Now!'
Italo panicked and did the only thing he could think of. He glued all his failed attempts together and delivered...more
Italo Calvino was suffering from a writer's block. He would start a novel, get it to its first curve and abandon it before the resolution. A few months later he would start another with a similar result. Finally, his publishers got impatient because it had been years since the last novel and they said:
'Italo, get your shit together! We need a new book. Now!'
Italo panicked and did the only thing he could think of. He glued all his failed attempts together and delivered...more
and it’s strange ‘cause you can be reading If On a Winter’s Night a Traveller for a second time, or any other book for that matter, even for the first time, and be shifted by a word, an image, even a thought completely irrelevant to the novel and suddenly you’re holding the Hardy Boys and The Mystery of the Spiral Bridge in your dirty paws after school in the orange leaved dusk of a window and the days were much shorter than this one when reruns of the Munsters played in the next room but they’r...more
You are about to read Mark Nicholls’s review of Italo Calvino’s postmodern classic If on a Winter’s Night a Traveller. You might want to position yourself in a comfortable chair before you begin, or place a cushion behind your back, as we know how arduous it can be to read things off the internet. You might also care to prepare a coffee, a light snack, or to switch a light on before beginning.
You might be thinking that this review is not going to interest you, since book reviews on books you hav...more
You might be thinking that this review is not going to interest you, since book reviews on books you hav...more
Well,I am not here to review this book but since that’s the only option available here so I can’t help it. I have nothing new or different to say that hasn’t been said earlier and neither am I one of those seasoned reviewers on GR that other members look forward to read their views on a particular book (OK! Enough of self-pity).
I mean come on, Calvino didn’t write this novel (or antinovel, like I read somewhere) so that some random reader would read this epic book and dare to have an opinion. H...more
I mean come on, Calvino didn’t write this novel (or antinovel, like I read somewhere) so that some random reader would read this epic book and dare to have an opinion. H...more
May 13, 2013
Manny
rated it
4 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Recommended to Manny by:
Everyone
You gaze, confounded, at your laptop, vainly trying to find a way to review this so-called novel, which you, an anglophone, have perversely read in French, not the native language either of yourself or of the author. Your companion notices your perplexity and tries to help, or, possibly, to confuse you further.
"It's beautifully written," she says. "But it has no heart."
"Mais chère Lectrice, how do you know?" you ask. "You have read If on a winter's night, a traveller, while I have read Si par un...more
"It's beautifully written," she says. "But it has no heart."
"Mais chère Lectrice, how do you know?" you ask. "You have read If on a winter's night, a traveller, while I have read Si par un...more
Manuscript #1
Unlike my friends and colleagues, Professors Calvino and Galligani, I will tell you my name and something of my modus operandi.
This one sentence might already have supplied enough information or implication to let you guess who I am.
Have you guessed yet?
No? Well, my name is Professor Uzzi-Tuzii, though my friends call me Julian. Not only is that my name, but that is who I am.
I am Professor Uzzi-Tuzii.
See how much I have revealed about myself, see how much I have revealed about who...more
Unlike my friends and colleagues, Professors Calvino and Galligani, I will tell you my name and something of my modus operandi.
This one sentence might already have supplied enough information or implication to let you guess who I am.
Have you guessed yet?
No? Well, my name is Professor Uzzi-Tuzii, though my friends call me Julian. Not only is that my name, but that is who I am.
I am Professor Uzzi-Tuzii.
See how much I have revealed about myself, see how much I have revealed about who...more
I have not finished the book but it does not matter. I can post my review already.
You are wondering whether to phone the police to remove Mark Nicholls from your house. You are deeply confused as to why this reviewer whose opinions you find facile and banal is suddenly sitting naked on your couch reading the very book you were reading about,” he says. You look for a blunt instrument to hit him with, but can find only a cup. You throw the cup, but he ducks and it breaks against the wall. Then Gar...more
You are wondering whether to phone the police to remove Mark Nicholls from your house. You are deeply confused as to why this reviewer whose opinions you find facile and banal is suddenly sitting naked on your couch reading the very book you were reading about,” he says. You look for a blunt instrument to hit him with, but can find only a cup. You throw the cup, but he ducks and it breaks against the wall. Then Gar...more
I'm not the kind of person to define myself. Of course, I know I'm a daughter, sister, wife, etc and most importantly, a mother. But besides my relationship to other people, if I'm 'forced' to think about what defines me, what I know I've always been, as far back as I can remember, is a Reader. And if you are the same, then, like me, you will feel that Calvino is speaking to you -- you are his You.
I can't say there weren't very brief times when my attention wandered during one of the stories tha...more
I can't say there weren't very brief times when my attention wandered during one of the stories tha...more
Sep 30, 2012
Jonathan
rated it
4 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Recommended to Jonathan by:
s.penkevich
You are about to read the review of On a Winter's Night A Traveller by Jonathan Terrington. You look at the review but it is not what you expect. You then think some deep thoughts about the world, are constantly addressed as You and wonder what on earth just happened....
This is the response I had to If On a Winter's Night A Traveller which is perhaps one of the most bizarre books I have read. I don't know if it was actually as smart as it seemed to think it was but I liked it still despite many...more
Dec 26, 2009
K.D. Oliveros
rated it
4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
Tata J, Joseph
Recommended to K.D. by:
501 and 1001
My first book by Italo Calvino and it was an amazing read. Calvino's format is one of a kind. He alternately narrated the chapter in second person (he tells you what you are doing as a Reader) and the first chapter of different novels. Some of those first chapters eerily resembles what is happening in the second-person chapters.
This book was originally published in 1979 in Italian and its English translation came out 3 years after. Considering that this was originally written in a foreign langua...more
This book was originally published in 1979 in Italian and its English translation came out 3 years after. Considering that this was originally written in a foreign langua...more
[Review written by my younger self]
Italo Calvino's book, If on a Winter's Night a Traveler, begins by assaulting the reader:
"You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino's new novel, If on a winter's night a traveler. Relax. Concentrate. Dispel every other thought. Let the world around you fade. Best to close the door; the TV is always on in the next room. Tell the others right away, "No, I don't want to watch TV!" Raise your voice--they won't hear you otherwise--"I'm reading! I don't want to...more
Italo Calvino's book, If on a Winter's Night a Traveler, begins by assaulting the reader:
"You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino's new novel, If on a winter's night a traveler. Relax. Concentrate. Dispel every other thought. Let the world around you fade. Best to close the door; the TV is always on in the next room. Tell the others right away, "No, I don't want to watch TV!" Raise your voice--they won't hear you otherwise--"I'm reading! I don't want to...more
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Your recent tango with a David Mitchell novel reminds you that he wrote "Cloud Atlas" under the influence of "If on a winter's night a traveler," a book you've been meaning to read since gleaning this information. You're anticipating a slow week at work so you'll need something to stave off the excruciating boredom you expect from the days to come: You grab the book on your way out.
You arrive at your job and are, indeed, greeted by a dearth of things to do. It looks like your day is going to de...more
You arrive at your job and are, indeed, greeted by a dearth of things to do. It looks like your day is going to de...more
I arrived at the library with my two books in hand. As I plunked them down on the check-in counter, a thin matronly woman approached.
"Would you like to check these books in?"
"Yes I would but I would also like to..."
"Oh, I see you read If on a Winter's Night a Traveler by Italo Calvino."
"Yes I did. Have you read it too?"
"On starting the first few pages, you were put off by what appears to be a artistic gimmick."
"Why yes a little. but..."
"you soon realized that the author was trying to involve you...more
"Would you like to check these books in?"
"Yes I would but I would also like to..."
"Oh, I see you read If on a Winter's Night a Traveler by Italo Calvino."
"Yes I did. Have you read it too?"
"On starting the first few pages, you were put off by what appears to be a artistic gimmick."
"Why yes a little. but..."
"you soon realized that the author was trying to involve you...more
My head thought it liked this book -- terrific beginning -- but apparently my heart had other ideas, because I got about halfway through and just never got around to finishing it. The thing's still sitting on my "active" shelf, looking smug, and reminding me that when it comes to affairs of the book, I can be a little bit dumb, and a lot flakey.
I don't know. In my defense, I'm not so crazy about most "tricky" fiction, for the same reason that I don't like participating in psychological studies,...more
I don't know. In my defense, I'm not so crazy about most "tricky" fiction, for the same reason that I don't like participating in psychological studies,...more
Putting into exact words all the feelings this book evokes in the reader, is a task not just tremendously challenging but virtually impossible to execute.
After getting through the first few pages, I felt like Naomi Watts in The Ring, being pulled against her will into the world of the creepy video by Samara.
I know that's a rather cheap analogy. Comparing a creation of one of the most accomplished post-modernist writers to have emerged from Europe to a Hollywood version of a Japanese film, is pre...more
After getting through the first few pages, I felt like Naomi Watts in The Ring, being pulled against her will into the world of the creepy video by Samara.
I know that's a rather cheap analogy. Comparing a creation of one of the most accomplished post-modernist writers to have emerged from Europe to a Hollywood version of a Japanese film, is pre...more
Sì, sto leggendo questo libro in italiano, anche se non parlo la lingua :) (imam pri ruci i hrvatski prevod, za svaki slučaj)
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24.7.2012. 23:59 Upravo sam pročitala roman "Ako jedne zimske noći neki putnik".
Udobno se smesti, jer počinješ da čitaš moj osvrt na ovu knjigu.
Ovo je bila jedna od onih Libri Che Da Tanto Tempo Hai in Programma Di Leggere, dok nije konačno došla na red zahvaljujući jednom GR bookclubu. Da nije bilo njih ne znam da li bih čitanje privela kraju;...more
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24.7.2012. 23:59 Upravo sam pročitala roman "Ako jedne zimske noći neki putnik".
Udobno se smesti, jer počinješ da čitaš moj osvrt na ovu knjigu.
Ovo je bila jedna od onih Libri Che Da Tanto Tempo Hai in Programma Di Leggere, dok nije konačno došla na red zahvaljujući jednom GR bookclubu. Da nije bilo njih ne znam da li bih čitanje privela kraju;...more
Sep 14, 2011
Nate D
rated it
5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
You, Reader, as you gaze upon this review
Recommended to Nate D by:
The thrill of still half-formed narrative enticements
Read-read, September 2011 :: Well, my Other Reader just tore through this little masterpiece and reminded me of how thoroughly perfect it was. And so, despite a sack of new library books to peruse, I will temporarily lay aside the Thrill of Beginning a New Novel and instead spend a couple days basking once again in this splendid construction of highly active design and imagination.
I think it is safe to say that this has moved out of the pile of
-Books I Have Read and Loved
veered wide of
-Books I...more
I think it is safe to say that this has moved out of the pile of
-Books I Have Read and Loved
veered wide of
-Books I...more
May 14, 2008
Yulia
marked it as left-unfinished
You want to write a story about a reader, whom you call you, but you also want to write about a female reader, whom you also call you, and you want you and you to interact, leading to some technical challenges, and you want you, the reader of this book, to remain interested all the while in the stories in each other chapter of the book that are meant to be part of another book that has an ever-shifting identity, much a you do. ah, but how do you keep yourself interested? How do you write about a...more
Stai per cominciare a leggere il romanzo Se una notte
d'inverno un viaggiatore di Italo Calvino. Rilassati. Raccogliti,
Allontana da te ogni altro pensiero. Lascia che il mondo che ti
circonda sfumi nell'indistinto. La porta è meglio chiuderla; di là
c'è sempre la televisione accesa. Dillo subito, agli altri: «No, non
voglio vedere la televisione!» Alza la voce, se no non ti sentono:
«Sto leggendo! Non voglio essere disturbato!» Forse non ti hanno
sentito, con tutto quel chiasso; dillo più forte, grida...more
d'inverno un viaggiatore di Italo Calvino. Rilassati. Raccogliti,
Allontana da te ogni altro pensiero. Lascia che il mondo che ti
circonda sfumi nell'indistinto. La porta è meglio chiuderla; di là
c'è sempre la televisione accesa. Dillo subito, agli altri: «No, non
voglio vedere la televisione!» Alza la voce, se no non ti sentono:
«Sto leggendo! Non voglio essere disturbato!» Forse non ti hanno
sentito, con tutto quel chiasso; dillo più forte, grida...more
Per un pugno di incipit
Poi vedete qual è il punto? Già i piaceri della vita sono per principio piccoli e scandalosamente brevi, allora perché non dilatare il più possibile il tempo per goderne?
Vi piacciono i rompicapo? Allora perché buttarsi a vedere due ore di Inception quando potete leggere questo libro, che se lo dosate bene, vi dura almeno 5 giorni e vi dà soddisfazioni quanto un trip mentale?
Perché confinarsi nella rigida categoria del solo lettore, o del solo scrittore, quando Calvino vi a...more
Poi vedete qual è il punto? Già i piaceri della vita sono per principio piccoli e scandalosamente brevi, allora perché non dilatare il più possibile il tempo per goderne?
Vi piacciono i rompicapo? Allora perché buttarsi a vedere due ore di Inception quando potete leggere questo libro, che se lo dosate bene, vi dura almeno 5 giorni e vi dà soddisfazioni quanto un trip mentale?
Perché confinarsi nella rigida categoria del solo lettore, o del solo scrittore, quando Calvino vi a...more
May 29, 2013
Mohamed Abdelsttar
rated it
4 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Shelves:
favourites
ثالث عمل مترجم لايتالو كالفينيو للغة العربية ..
أول رأي باللغة العربية عن الرواية
احساس غريب بالنسبة ليا .. مش مجرد باكتب راي ف رواية قرأتها
المرة دي تحديدا ممكن كلامي يشجع أكثر من صديق انه يقرأ الرواية او انه يقرر يوفر وقته لرواية اخري او كتاب اخر
صديقي العزيز .. بدون اي مقدمات او كلام منمق .. اشتر نسختك من الرواية وابدأ في قرائتها فورا :)
"لو أن مسافرا في ليلة شتاء" ليست مجرد رواية عادية
استطيع القول انها تجميع لبدايات 10 روايات مختلفة تم دمجهم في كتاب واحد بخيط درامي واحد يجمعهم وكأنهم رواية واح...more
أول رأي باللغة العربية عن الرواية
احساس غريب بالنسبة ليا .. مش مجرد باكتب راي ف رواية قرأتها
المرة دي تحديدا ممكن كلامي يشجع أكثر من صديق انه يقرأ الرواية او انه يقرر يوفر وقته لرواية اخري او كتاب اخر
صديقي العزيز .. بدون اي مقدمات او كلام منمق .. اشتر نسختك من الرواية وابدأ في قرائتها فورا :)
"لو أن مسافرا في ليلة شتاء" ليست مجرد رواية عادية
استطيع القول انها تجميع لبدايات 10 روايات مختلفة تم دمجهم في كتاب واحد بخيط درامي واحد يجمعهم وكأنهم رواية واح...more
I was saddened whenever I came across my missing review like this one. It's a pity, thus I consoled myself by thinking it's a fate of mine or Fortune itself. However, I wonder how I can recall all information or some ideas written some years ago since it's unthinkable such recorded reviews here can be lost and gone for ever.
Therefore, my GR friends please keep cool, I don't want to annoy anyone since I respect all of you as my reading scholars. As for this magnificent novel, I didn't mean to rea...more
Therefore, my GR friends please keep cool, I don't want to annoy anyone since I respect all of you as my reading scholars. As for this magnificent novel, I didn't mean to rea...more
I would probably give this book a higher rating if I had not read any of Calvino's other works, but I found it inferior to The Non-Existent Knight and the Cloven Viscount. All of Calvino's works challenge reader expectations, but here he goes one step too far in putting form over substance.
While I suspect most reviewers would consider "If on a winter's night a traveler" a bold expirement, it is really the most logical step after modernism. Where modernism was concerned to a large extent with the...more
While I suspect most reviewers would consider "If on a winter's night a traveler" a bold expirement, it is really the most logical step after modernism. Where modernism was concerned to a large extent with the...more
One of my all time most beloved books. Showing that, though there may be nothing new under the sun, there are still some unbearably brilliant writers that can make something seem shockingly original.
There are two narratives in this book, one which is in 2nd person, so that You, the Reader, become the protagonist. So You are reading the newest book by Italo Calvino, when You suddenly turn the page to find that another book's text has been mistakenly inserted in the middle of the story. You go b...more
There are two narratives in this book, one which is in 2nd person, so that You, the Reader, become the protagonist. So You are reading the newest book by Italo Calvino, when You suddenly turn the page to find that another book's text has been mistakenly inserted in the middle of the story. You go b...more
You are starting to read Branduno's review of Italo Calvino's If On A Winter's Night A Traveler. But something is stopping you. Perhaps you are on a library's public computer and the staff are telling you to hurry up, get out, there is a waiting list. Or maybe it is more peaceful: you are at home, sitting down to your own laptop. But your elderly uncle has just started to loudly play Wii in the next room. You can't take it.
"Be quiet!" you yell. "I am about to start reading Branduno's review of I...more
"Be quiet!" you yell. "I am about to start reading Branduno's review of I...more
for those with an amorous affair with books, this may, perhaps, be the ultimate love letter to the reader. calvino's novel, or more precisely, his book of ten interrelated stories, is both masterfully created and startlingly unique. told alternately in second and third persons, the book is a fascinating exploration of the relationship between the author and the reader. flawlessly composed, the novel weaves together seemingly unrelated tales, all of which relate directly to you, the reader. at it...more
تجربة استثنائية لنوع كتاب اول مرة اقرا شبهه
الكاتب بيحط القارئ في لخبطة مالهاش نهاية
يا يمل منها و ييأس يا يقاوح و يكمل للآخر
هي مغامرة عجيبة، و مش هتتنسي بسهولة
الكاتب بيبتدي بكلامه مع القارئ و الوضع اللي يحب يقرا بيه الكتاب
"خذ أفضل وضع يريحك : اجلس، تمدد، تكوّر، أو انبطح، انبسط و استلق على ظهرك،
على جنبك، على بطنك، على مقعد مريح، على الأريكة، على كرسي هزاز،
على كرسي شاطئ، على الوسادة، على أرجوحة نوم، لو كان لديك أرجوحة، فوق فراشك، بالطبع،
أو على سريرك، يمكنك حتى أن تقف على يديك، في وضع اليوجا،...more
الكاتب بيحط القارئ في لخبطة مالهاش نهاية
يا يمل منها و ييأس يا يقاوح و يكمل للآخر
هي مغامرة عجيبة، و مش هتتنسي بسهولة
الكاتب بيبتدي بكلامه مع القارئ و الوضع اللي يحب يقرا بيه الكتاب
"خذ أفضل وضع يريحك : اجلس، تمدد، تكوّر، أو انبطح، انبسط و استلق على ظهرك،
على جنبك، على بطنك، على مقعد مريح، على الأريكة، على كرسي هزاز،
على كرسي شاطئ، على الوسادة، على أرجوحة نوم، لو كان لديك أرجوحة، فوق فراشك، بالطبع،
أو على سريرك، يمكنك حتى أن تقف على يديك، في وضع اليوجا،...more
May 15, 2013
Goldmund
rated it
4 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Shelves:
read-more-than-once
Cùng với Jorge Luis Borges, Italo Calvino là cái tên hay được nhắc đến như người có nhiều ảnh hưởng đến các nhà văn hậu hiện đại. Lừng lẫy là thế nhưng sự xuất hiện của Calvino ở Việt Nam phải nói rất muộn màng và khiêm tốn.Qua đời năm 1985, khi người ta chưa kịp trao cho ông một giải Nobel (thật ra những người như Borges, Calvino, Virginia Woolf, Vladimir Nabokov, James Joyce có thể nói là đứng riêng ra một cõi, chia sẻ cái sự không đoạt giải Nobel, nhưng có tầm ảnh hưởng hơn rất nhiều tác giả...more
ایتالو کالوینو (۱۵ اکتبر ۱۹۲۳ - ۱۹ سپتامبر ۱۹۸۵) یکی از بزرگترین نویسندگان ایتالیایی قرن بیستم است
بسیاری از آثار وی به زبان فارسی ترجمه شدهاست. او نویسنده، خبرنگار، منتقد و نظریهپرداز ایتالیایی است که در سال ۱۹۲۳ به دنیا آمد و فضای انتقادی آثارش باعث شده او را یکی از مهم ترین داستان نویسهای ایتالیا در قرن بیستم بدانند
در سال ۱۹۸۱ نشان افتخار فرانسه به او اعطا شد
او بر اثر خونریزی مغزی در سیهنا چشم از جهان فرو بست
آثار داستانی
۱۹۴۷ راه لانهي عنکبوت
۱۹۵۱ شوالیه ناموجود
۱۹۵۱ ویکنت دوشقه یا «وی...more
بسیاری از آثار وی به زبان فارسی ترجمه شدهاست. او نویسنده، خبرنگار، منتقد و نظریهپرداز ایتالیایی است که در سال ۱۹۲۳ به دنیا آمد و فضای انتقادی آثارش باعث شده او را یکی از مهم ترین داستان نویسهای ایتالیا در قرن بیستم بدانند
در سال ۱۹۸۱ نشان افتخار فرانسه به او اعطا شد
او بر اثر خونریزی مغزی در سیهنا چشم از جهان فرو بست
آثار داستانی
۱۹۴۷ راه لانهي عنکبوت
۱۹۵۱ شوالیه ناموجود
۱۹۵۱ ویکنت دوشقه یا «وی...more
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Italo Calvino was born in Cuba and grew up in Italy. He was a journalist and writer of short stories and novels. His best known works include the Our Ancestors trilogy (1952-1959), the Cosmicomics collection of short stories (1965), and the novels Invisible Cities (1972) and If On a Winter's Night a Traveler (1979).
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“Sections in the bookstore
- Books You Haven't Read
- Books You Needn't Read
- Books Made for Purposes Other Than Reading
- Books Read Even Before You Open Them Since They Belong to the Category of Books Read Before Being Written
- Books That If You Had More Than One Life You Would Certainly Also Read But Unfortunately Your Days Are Numbered
- Books You Mean to Read But There Are Others You Must Read First
- Books Too Expensive Now and You'll Wait 'Til They're Remaindered
- Books ditto When They Come Out in Paperback
- Books You Can Borrow from Somebody
- Books That Everybody's Read So It's As If You Had Read Them, Too
- Books You've Been Planning to Read for Ages
- Books You've Been Hunting for Years Without Success
- Books Dealing with Something You're Working on at the Moment
- Books You Want to Own So They'll Be Handy Just in Case
- Books You Could Put Aside Maybe to Read This Summer
- Books You Need to Go with Other Books on Your Shelves
- Books That Fill You with Sudden, Inexplicable Curiosity, Not Easily Justified
- Books Read Long Ago Which It's Now Time to Re-read
- Books You've Always Pretended to Have Read and Now It's Time to Sit Down and Really Read Them”
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- Books You Haven't Read
- Books You Needn't Read
- Books Made for Purposes Other Than Reading
- Books Read Even Before You Open Them Since They Belong to the Category of Books Read Before Being Written
- Books That If You Had More Than One Life You Would Certainly Also Read But Unfortunately Your Days Are Numbered
- Books You Mean to Read But There Are Others You Must Read First
- Books Too Expensive Now and You'll Wait 'Til They're Remaindered
- Books ditto When They Come Out in Paperback
- Books You Can Borrow from Somebody
- Books That Everybody's Read So It's As If You Had Read Them, Too
- Books You've Been Planning to Read for Ages
- Books You've Been Hunting for Years Without Success
- Books Dealing with Something You're Working on at the Moment
- Books You Want to Own So They'll Be Handy Just in Case
- Books You Could Put Aside Maybe to Read This Summer
- Books You Need to Go with Other Books on Your Shelves
- Books That Fill You with Sudden, Inexplicable Curiosity, Not Easily Justified
- Books Read Long Ago Which It's Now Time to Re-read
- Books You've Always Pretended to Have Read and Now It's Time to Sit Down and Really Read Them”
“In the shop window you have promptly identified the cover with the title you were looking for. Following this visual trail, you have forced your way through the shop past the thick barricade of Books You Haven't Read, which are frowning at you from the tables and shelves, trying to cow you...And thus you pass the outer girdle of ramparts, but then you are attacked by the infantry of Books That If You Had More Than One Life You Would Certainly Also Read But Unfortunately Your Days Are Numbered. With a rapid maneuver you bypass them and move into the phalanxes of the Books You Mean To Read But There Are Others You Must Read First, the Books Too Expensive Now And You'll Wait Till They're Remaindered, the Books ditto When They Come Out in Paperback, Books You Can Borrow From Somebody, Books That Everybody's Read So It's As If You Had Read Them, Too. ”
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