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If I Have a Wicked Stepmother, Where's My Prince?
by
Melissa Kantor (Goodreads Author)
Mrs. McBloom, clean up your room!"For nearly fifty years, that's been the refrain of janitors, principals, and students who enter the chaos of Room Five. Now the beloved Mrs. McBloom-who has taught nearly everyone in the town of Up Yonder, even Principal Pumpernickel-is about to retire. Finally, she must clean up her classroom.But where to begin? Years of science experimen...more
Hardcover, 283 pages
Published
September 1st 2005
by Disney-Hyperion
(first published August 26th 2005)
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Ok two stars - why you ask - well because the plot was
completely
predictable and the author doesn't mind using language as an embelishment to even the simpest statments! Also there was much more "making out" than I would like, even though nothing worse happened. It was enjoyable to read this, unfortunatly after I finished it I thought that there was really not much point to have waded through all of the language and akward make-out scenes.
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Melissa Kantor’s novel, If I Have a Wicked Stepmother, Where’s My Prince?, is like the modern day Cinderella story. The main character Lucy Norton loses her mother at a young age and her life drastically changes when her father remarries. Her father and her move from San Francisco all the way to New York to live with her stepmother and two stepsisters. But since her father is constantly gone for work its more like she’s stranded in a torture chamber. As if being treated like Cinderella wasn't ba...more
Normally, I don't read much YA . It's not a genre I find myself usually into. But this book was quite good. The protagonist wasn't an idiot, and the characters were extremely well-rounded. Lucy, while creative and sarcastic, could be a little nasty and whiny at times, and the step-mom was a little bitchy at first, but seems to equally care about bringing her stepdaughter into her life at the end. The stepsisters were completely irritating at first, but later on, they became slightly nicer, espec...more
I read this book in ninth grade, but I didn't really remember what happened. When my mom got me this book for christmas I was pretty pumped to read it again! Also, I am in love with the cover, yes, I am one of those people who judges a book my its cover...I can't help it!
Anyway, this is a story of Lucy and her move to live with her wicked stepmother and two evil stepsisters in New York. Her dad is constantly going from San Francisco to New York, so the only times Lucy really gets to see him is...more
Anyway, this is a story of Lucy and her move to live with her wicked stepmother and two evil stepsisters in New York. Her dad is constantly going from San Francisco to New York, so the only times Lucy really gets to see him is...more
I've got to say, I was totally amazed by how good this book was! I was expecting some completely vapid, popular people suck, woe is me, hey hot guy, high-school drama bull crap, but Kantor is actually an insightful and talented writer.
First off, from a pure enjoyment standpoint, this is a great teen romance. Yeah, you can see where the story is headed the entire time, but it's the kind of titillating prescience that makes the unfolding love-plot that much more enticing--you can't wait to see how...more
First off, from a pure enjoyment standpoint, this is a great teen romance. Yeah, you can see where the story is headed the entire time, but it's the kind of titillating prescience that makes the unfolding love-plot that much more enticing--you can't wait to see how...more
Lucy is a half-step away from becoming a fairytale cliche. She has a wicked stepmother and two equally wicked step-spawn, her mother's dead, and her dad's so busy lawyering that she might as well be an orphan. Also, she has no friends (not even a singing bird or chipmunk). Boo hoo her life sucks.
I'd be lying if I said I picked this up without any reservations. The title is completely lame, and the Avril Lavigne-esque circa 2003 cover with the frilly skirt and Converse shoes didn't do much for me...more
I'd be lying if I said I picked this up without any reservations. The title is completely lame, and the Avril Lavigne-esque circa 2003 cover with the frilly skirt and Converse shoes didn't do much for me...more
When you hear the title – If I Have a Wicked Stepmother, Where’s My Prince? – what do you think of? Probably the first thing that comes to mind is Cinderella. And you are not far off. The main character in this enjoyable book feels as if she is being treated like a Cinderella; even her new friends think so.
When Lucy’s mother died, leaving behind her husband and young daughter, it meant it was just the two of them for several years. Then her dad remarried and moved them to live in another city wi...more
When Lucy’s mother died, leaving behind her husband and young daughter, it meant it was just the two of them for several years. Then her dad remarried and moved them to live in another city wi...more
The fairy tale notion of a “wicked” stepparent is an ancient one and may simply be a projection of a child’s warped vision of how her pampered happy life has changed and not for the better. We see this in movies like “Labyrinth” and ostensibly adult books like “Bonjour Tristesse”. Another adult, one not related to you, doesn’t mean you well and if they have children of their own these offspring are favored above you.
Lucy’s dad has married another woman who already has two daughters, whom Lucy h...more
Lucy’s dad has married another woman who already has two daughters, whom Lucy h...more
If I Have a Wicked Stepmother Where's My Prince by Melissa kantor
5 STARS
Well if the purpose of this book is to make me feel for Lucy it was successful.
My emotions where all over the place even shed a bunch of tears.
Lucy's father got remarried and they moved from San Francisco to New York to live in her stepmother's house. Then her father kept working in San Francisco on a big case for work and flew into New york for weekends.
Lucy's stepmother is busy shopping and cares about redecorating the wh...more
5 STARS
Well if the purpose of this book is to make me feel for Lucy it was successful.
My emotions where all over the place even shed a bunch of tears.
Lucy's father got remarried and they moved from San Francisco to New York to live in her stepmother's house. Then her father kept working in San Francisco on a big case for work and flew into New york for weekends.
Lucy's stepmother is busy shopping and cares about redecorating the wh...more
This book made me finally realize why I'm not a huge fan of Cinderella...
:D
Ladies and gentlemen, I have realized now that, after 20+ years, Cinderella pisses me off thanks to this novel. Granted, I haven’t watched the Disney version is quite a long time (do I have it on DVD? Upon quick inspection I don’t, but I do have it on VHS) so maybe I should just to see if these feelings are even valid, but that doesn’t change the fact that I had an epiphany. Cinderella is a twit who never stands up for he...more
:D
Ladies and gentlemen, I have realized now that, after 20+ years, Cinderella pisses me off thanks to this novel. Granted, I haven’t watched the Disney version is quite a long time (do I have it on DVD? Upon quick inspection I don’t, but I do have it on VHS) so maybe I should just to see if these feelings are even valid, but that doesn’t change the fact that I had an epiphany. Cinderella is a twit who never stands up for he...more
This is sadly the only book that I finished for the 12/30/2011 Read-A-Thon. I am a much slower reader than I like to think of myself. My most was 50 pages an hour. Not bad but not really all that spectacular either.
This book was offered on NetGalley because it was a favorite with the staff and I got it in order to try to find out what was wrong with my nook. For some reason it would not allow me to upload my books to my device. I eventually found out it was because I did not reauthorize my devic...more
This book was offered on NetGalley because it was a favorite with the staff and I got it in order to try to find out what was wrong with my nook. For some reason it would not allow me to upload my books to my device. I eventually found out it was because I did not reauthorize my devic...more
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Well i request this from netgalley and i got it for review. It's a retelling of Cinderella, I'm pretty sure you guys all know the fairy tale story :) I love love re tellings. And this one is one of them. It got published a few years ago soo yeah. I was definitely hooked to this book. I couldn't even put this book down. It took me two days to read it since I was reading other books too. I can totally feel like characters madness. This book makes me mad in a...more
Well i request this from netgalley and i got it for review. It's a retelling of Cinderella, I'm pretty sure you guys all know the fairy tale story :) I love love re tellings. And this one is one of them. It got published a few years ago soo yeah. I was definitely hooked to this book. I couldn't even put this book down. It took me two days to read it since I was reading other books too. I can totally feel like characters madness. This book makes me mad in a...more
This was a cute story. Lucy's dad remarried, and then moved her across the country to live with her new stepmom and stepsisters. Her father didn't die, but he kept his job where they used to live, so he was only with them on the weekends. When he was home on the weekends, of course he wanted to spend time with his new wife. Lucy's stepmom decorated the whole house except for Lucy's basement bedroom. She only had an air mattress to sleep on, but she didn't have a closet or anywhere store her clo...more
If I Have a Wicked Stepmother Where's My Prince by Melissa Kantor follows Lucy Norton who was uprooted from California when her Father gets married and spends most of her time alone in her room in the basement her new house with her wicked stepmother and bratty twin sisters. She is treated badly by her stepmother and her father is away most of the time and doesn't have any friends at her new school. When the school basketball star (the prince) asks her out she is very excited and finds her life...more
Ok, yes, the plot in this book is predictable, but this wasn't meant to be a turny-twisty type of story. This is one of those teen romance, girl gets the hot guy, but realizes the guy for her is the one she can be herself with type of stories.
The writing in itself was pretty good. There were funny parts and dramatic parts, and typical teenage ansgt-y parts. The book reads fairly easily and the story flows well. Why only three stars, you ask? Well, there are several reason.
Reason number one:...more
The writing in itself was pretty good. There were funny parts and dramatic parts, and typical teenage ansgt-y parts. The book reads fairly easily and the story flows well. Why only three stars, you ask? Well, there are several reason.
Reason number one:...more
Lucy is the new kid in school. She hates her stepmom and her bratty stepsisters. Not to mention her father is never home; he is always working. School is a living hell for her, she eats alone and doesnt talk to anyone in the hall ways... Nothing is going the way Lucy wants it too! Until suddenly she makes a comment about basketball and she is instantly in with the "cool" kids and hooks the hottest most popularest guy in her school.
From that point on in the book Lucy spends her days shopping, ha...more
From that point on in the book Lucy spends her days shopping, ha...more
This is an average Cinderella story, but it had some problems for me.
One, either the author has never been out of the Los Angeles area or knows nothing about basketball. Lucy, the heroine in the story, has moved from San Francisco to suburban New York and her favorite team is the Lakers. Really?!? I maybe could have liked the heroine more if I didn't hate the Lakers so much, they are not a "Cinderella" basketball team. Come on, you couldn't use the Golden State Warriors or the Sacramento Kings?...more
One, either the author has never been out of the Los Angeles area or knows nothing about basketball. Lucy, the heroine in the story, has moved from San Francisco to suburban New York and her favorite team is the Lakers. Really?!? I maybe could have liked the heroine more if I didn't hate the Lakers so much, they are not a "Cinderella" basketball team. Come on, you couldn't use the Golden State Warriors or the Sacramento Kings?...more
Lucy Norton feels like Cinderella – her life is all work and no play. After her father remarries, he moves her to New York (from California) to live with her (evil) stepmother and twelve year old twin stepsisters – and then promptly returns to California to work on a “big case.” Lucy is all alone in a hostile environment (an unfurnished basement, sleeping on an air mattress and living out of cardboard boxes), and it’s always her stepmom’s word against hers. Things start to look up when Lucy attr...more
Lucy Norton’s new life seems like the stuff of fairytales—in the worst possible way. Because of her father’s remarriage, she’s had to move from one coast to the other to live in a Long Island suburb. As if the move weren’t bad enough, Lucy now has a wicked stepmother, two bratty stepsisters, and a whole bunch of chores. But if Lucy is the new Cinderella, then isn’t she supposed to get the prince (okay, star basketball player), dance at the ball (or prom), and live happily ever after? Because at...more
i like this book because it is like a renewed version of a fairy tale.the fairy tale is Cinderella and the book is almost exactly like it.the only difference is that Cinderella is not in high school, doesn't live in a basement and her father is not alive.this book is also like the story Ella enchanted.this is like that story because Ella also has an evil stepmother, two stepsisters and her father is alive and away most of the time.
I think that you would like this book if you like drama and roma...more
I think that you would like this book if you like drama and roma...more
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3.9 Stars (See how close it is to 4!)
Humorous and touching. This book gives a realistic twist on the fairytale, Cinderella.
Wicked stepmother? Check. Evil stepsisters? Check. Miserable life? Check.
Lucy Norton’s life has all the makings of a Cinderella story. Her dad’s always away on business, leaving Lucy with her cruel stepmother and bratty stepsisters. She’s burdened with chores, and has a hard time fitting in at her new school. So when she sees Connor Pearson, the star player on the varsity...more
Humorous and touching. This book gives a realistic twist on the fairytale, Cinderella.
Wicked stepmother? Check. Evil stepsisters? Check. Miserable life? Check.
Lucy Norton’s life has all the makings of a Cinderella story. Her dad’s always away on business, leaving Lucy with her cruel stepmother and bratty stepsisters. She’s burdened with chores, and has a hard time fitting in at her new school. So when she sees Connor Pearson, the star player on the varsity...more
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I really don't know what to say about this book. It was nice, but I never really connected with the main character, Lucy. She's a bit of an idiot for falling for the typical Prince Charming. She also complains about her family way too much, when I mean, they are not that bad.
I did like the whole thing about this book and family. The scene at the end when Lucy is going to prom and get's her picture taken is so sweet. But everything else was just so predictable.
Also, I think my main problem with t...more
I did like the whole thing about this book and family. The scene at the end when Lucy is going to prom and get's her picture taken is so sweet. But everything else was just so predictable.
Also, I think my main problem with t...more
when a teenage girl named Lucy is uprooted from her life with her father she loves to move across country with her new stepmother. her life is far from thrilling. while her dad stays at her old home for his job Lucy is forced to live with her wicked new mother and her less than adorable twin step-sisters. with a room in the basement that he new "mother" refuses to finish, no friends, and her beloved father not around she thought her life could only get worse, but that's where she was wrong. whil...more
-This was such a cute book! A modern version of the Cinderella story. It wasn't one of my favorite books, but nothing can really compete with Twilight or Beautiful Creatures or the Vampire Academy series.
I liked how it was a present time fairy tale. But some things irked me. Maybe because it's an older (not way old, but 6 years) book and language has change. Take Connor for example. He barely expressed emotion. I like when I can just imagine myself there with the character...feeling what she's f...more
I liked how it was a present time fairy tale. But some things irked me. Maybe because it's an older (not way old, but 6 years) book and language has change. Take Connor for example. He barely expressed emotion. I like when I can just imagine myself there with the character...feeling what she's f...more
This book is played out just like Cindarella's life story, except with a little twist at the end. I felt like i could really connect, but only because i read CIndarella. Everything Lucy did she talked about how Cindarella had once done that. This book was very sweet, and it really fulfilled a teenage mind. At first Lucy is very sad about her stepmother, and than things miraculously get much better because of her price charming. But this prince charming has a bit of a twist. Lucy gets together wi...more
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And I hate the Lakers too. At least going with the Celtics would have been reasonable for me.
Jul 25, 2010 02:42pm