false <![CDATA[Diary of a Mad Bride]]> 226302 7 Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said &#8220;yes.&#8221; Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!<br><br>What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?<br><br>A savvy, riotously funny novel, <b>Diary of a Mad Bride</b> is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world&#8217;s ugliest bridesmaid dress....<br><br>My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....<br><br>&#8212; My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:<br><br>&#8220;What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.&#8221;<br><br>&#8212; My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:<br><br>&#8220;To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!&#8221;<br><br>&#8212; My best friend, Anita:<br><br>&#8220;Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I&#8217;m happy for you. Stephen&#8217;s a major piece of ass and he&#8217;s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you&#8217;re certain this is what you want.&#8221; <br><br>Would I survive this day after all....? 2888359 2001 Diary of a Mad Bride total:808|5:105|4:204|3:345|2:121|1:33| 808 2651 1047 110 5 1 false false Thu Sep 20 01:21:29 -0700 2007 Fri Sep 21 07:19:38 -0700 2007 Have you ever wondered gimana rasanya jadi calon mempelai wanita.. iya how you will prepare your wedding.. what the colour that you will choose for the wedding for your gown, for the decoration.. even bunga jenis apa yang bakalan dipakai..

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Yaitu pas si cewek dilamar ama pacarnya.

Awalnya dia senaaaanggg..

Tapii.. setelah rasa senangnya berlaluu.. dia jadi bete karena pacarnya ngga melamarnya dengan romantis, wakakakakaak :p

Ada s...more...]]> 1 0 true false Sat Nov 01 00:00:00 -0800 2003 Fri Dec 26 15:15:30 -0800 2008 Fri Dec 26 15:22:51 -0800 2008 1 more...]]> 1 0 false false Tue Dec 11 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Thu Jun 19 14:26:36 -0700 2008 Thu Jun 19 14:27:05 -0700 2008 Author: Laura Wolf
Copyright date: 2001
Publisher: Delta
How many pages: 294 pgs
How long it took me to read: 10 days
Category: Fiction
I learned about this book from: reading the second one first

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How much can I possibly say about this book that doesn't boil down to "my god, you women are REALLY like this?" It's the fictional diary of a thirtysomething woman who is absolutely against the idea of marriage...until she is proposed...more...]]> 4 0 false false Sat Dec 27 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sat Jan 03 13:08:34 -0800 2009 Sat Jan 03 13:12:23 -0800 2009 more...]]> 3 0 false false Fri Jun 12 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Thu Jun 11 08:28:29 -0700 2009 Fri Jun 12 17:52:54 -0700 2009 more...]]> 5 0 false false Mon Aug 13 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Thu Aug 20 00:03:28 -0700 2009 Thu Aug 20 00:03:51 -0700 2009 more...]]> 5 0 false false Fri Jun 01 00:00:00 -0700 2001 Mon Mar 02 12:16:45 -0800 2009 Mon Mar 02 12:18:06 -0800 2009 more...]]> 2 0 false false Fri Jun 06 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Thu Mar 27 04:41:19 -0700 2008 Fri Jun 06 13:42:05 -0700 2008 more...]]> 0 0 false false Fri Dec 12 17:42:11 -0800 2008 Fri Dec 12 17:44:37 -0800 2008 4 0 false false Thu Mar 05 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Fri Feb 27 07:31:35 -0800 2009 Thu Mar 05 10:21:26 -0800 2009 more...]]> 3 0 false false Tue Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2002 Thu Jul 02 00:15:51 -0700 2009 Thu Jul 02 00:17:47 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Sat Dec 27 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sat Dec 27 09:42:43 -0800 2008 Sat Dec 27 23:39:36 -0800 2008 3 0 false false Tue Jul 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sun May 25 21:46:14 -0700 2008 Mon May 26 02:59:57 -0700 2008 I've read the other book that called the diary of a mad mom-to be, and as i was expected this book is as funny and as "mad" as the other book.
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