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Graverobbers Wanted: No Experience Necessary (Andrew Mayhem #1)
by
Jeff Strand (Goodreads Author)
When you're desperate for money, searching for a little adventure, and aren't the most responsible person in the world, you can end up doing some outrageous things. Which is how Andrew Mayhem, an extremely married father of two, ends up accepting $20,000 to find a key ... a key buried with a body in a shallow grave. When the body turns out to not only be still alive, but a...more
Paperback, 192 pages
Published
March 1st 2005
by Mundania Press LLC
(first published August 1st 2000)
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Writing horror-comedy is tough...
Writing disturbing, gruesome horror-comedy is much, much tougher…
Writing disturbing, gruesome horror-comedy while maintaining a light-hearted touch on the narrative is bordering on metaphysically impossible...
Jeff Strand, for the most part, pulls it off.

Now, this isn't a perfect novel, and there are portions I think could (and should) have been tightened up and made better. I wobbled back and forth between 3 and 4 stars as I was reading and decided to split the...more
Writing disturbing, gruesome horror-comedy is much, much tougher…
Writing disturbing, gruesome horror-comedy while maintaining a light-hearted touch on the narrative is bordering on metaphysically impossible...
Jeff Strand, for the most part, pulls it off.

Now, this isn't a perfect novel, and there are portions I think could (and should) have been tightened up and made better. I wobbled back and forth between 3 and 4 stars as I was reading and decided to split the...more
You know, after reading hundreds of horror novels you start to wonder how many times you can be surprised with something that seems totally original. I enjoy all horror, but the same old plots get, well, old after a while. Strand’s Graverobbers Wanted is one of those beautiful books that I can say nothing, absolutely nothing bad about because I loved every word, hell, every letter of it. It is brilliant beyond anything I would have expected from the description of the book and the title. Basical...more
The first of four books published (as of this review) in the Andrew Mayhem series introduces Andrew as a struggling father who takes on a strange job digging up a grave for $10,000 (his cut).
This is more of a mystery thriller, complete with a whodunit, as opposed to the horror humor tale that Strand has written and I enjoyed immensely like Wolf Hunt. Nor was it much like his excellent straight horror tale Dweller or even his humor thriller zombie tale, The Sinister Mr. Corpse. Instead, it's more...more
This is more of a mystery thriller, complete with a whodunit, as opposed to the horror humor tale that Strand has written and I enjoyed immensely like Wolf Hunt. Nor was it much like his excellent straight horror tale Dweller or even his humor thriller zombie tale, The Sinister Mr. Corpse. Instead, it's more...more
Andrew Mayhem, verheiratet und Vater zweier vorwitziger Kinder, steckt in einer Identitätskrise und probiert sich als selbsternannter Privatdetektiv aus. Er gerät durch den zweifelhaften Auftrag von Jennifer Ashcraft, deren frisch verstorbenen Ehemann Michael auszugraben, in das Visier eines psychopathischen Killers. Abgesehen davon, dass Michael beim Ausgraben noch höchst lebendig ist. Allerdings nicht mehr lange, ebenso wenig wie Jennifer. Von dem Mörder wird Andrew gezwungen, seine Ermittlung...more
Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) by Jeff Strand was another book high on my “Wanted” list that I finally got around to picking up cheap for Kindle (I believe for only $2.39). And like a few other books I’ve read recently, I had heard a lot of good things about it. I wasn’t quite sure what to expect from the book, but based on the title and what little I knew about Jeff Strand’s writing style I figured it would be a fun read.
In this first book of the Mayhem series, we are introduced...more
In this first book of the Mayhem series, we are introduced...more
Dec 27, 2011
Kathy Jackson
rated it
5 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
everyone
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If you're desperate for money, searching for a little adventure, and aren't the most responsible person in the world, you can end up doing some outrageous things. Which is how Andrew Mayhem, an extremely married father of two, ends up accepting $20,000 to find a key...a key buried with a body in a shallow grave. When the body turns out to not only be still alive, but armed and dangerous, he realizes that he should have held out for more money. His simple evening...more
If you're desperate for money, searching for a little adventure, and aren't the most responsible person in the world, you can end up doing some outrageous things. Which is how Andrew Mayhem, an extremely married father of two, ends up accepting $20,000 to find a key...a key buried with a body in a shallow grave. When the body turns out to not only be still alive, but armed and dangerous, he realizes that he should have held out for more money. His simple evening...more
I bought GRAVEROBBERS...based on the interview that JA Konrath and Jeff Strand did with each other back in March, I think.
This book made me laugh and scared the bejeezus out of me. Andrew is trying to find his niche in life. Some might call him a slacker. I know I'd be hard pressed to be married to a guy like this..maybe could be a friend. He's smart and funny, really a smartass is what he is and I am drawn to funny smart smartasses....
He and his buddy, Roger, find themselves pulled into a way...more
This book made me laugh and scared the bejeezus out of me. Andrew is trying to find his niche in life. Some might call him a slacker. I know I'd be hard pressed to be married to a guy like this..maybe could be a friend. He's smart and funny, really a smartass is what he is and I am drawn to funny smart smartasses....
He and his buddy, Roger, find themselves pulled into a way...more
Bei "Grabräuber gesucht" handelt es sich um einen Roman, den ich nicht gezielt gesucht, sondern eher zufällig mitgenommen habe.
Dafür hat er mir ziemlich gut gefallen, schwerpunktmäßig vor allem der Humor und die teilweise doch recht makabren Entwicklungen.
Etwas gefehlt haben mir Hinweise, die mir ernsthaftes Miträtseln über die Identität des Bösewichts erlaubt hätten, und teilweise war die Handlung auch relativ schlicht gehalten. Nichtsdestotrotz wartete das Buch mit einigen sehr spannenden Ste...more
Dafür hat er mir ziemlich gut gefallen, schwerpunktmäßig vor allem der Humor und die teilweise doch recht makabren Entwicklungen.
Etwas gefehlt haben mir Hinweise, die mir ernsthaftes Miträtseln über die Identität des Bösewichts erlaubt hätten, und teilweise war die Handlung auch relativ schlicht gehalten. Nichtsdestotrotz wartete das Buch mit einigen sehr spannenden Ste...more
This really fell flat for me.
After the cheap and efficient fun of Wolf Hunt, I decided to pick up some more of Strand's stuff for reasons equally divided between wanting to read more and wanting to support what the guy is doing monetarily.
Unfortunately, this novel was a bit crap. It wasn't offensive,or entirely without worth, I cracked the odd smile, and I more or less felt how I think he wanted me to feel, but the characters were intrinsically unrealistic. Just a set of mouth-pieces for lukewar...more
After the cheap and efficient fun of Wolf Hunt, I decided to pick up some more of Strand's stuff for reasons equally divided between wanting to read more and wanting to support what the guy is doing monetarily.
Unfortunately, this novel was a bit crap. It wasn't offensive,or entirely without worth, I cracked the odd smile, and I more or less felt how I think he wanted me to feel, but the characters were intrinsically unrealistic. Just a set of mouth-pieces for lukewar...more
This book is like the mixture of the films "8mm" and "Saw" - just that, instead of Nicholas Cage as the committed private investigator, we have happy-go-lucky slacker Andrew Mayhem, whose knack for solving puzzles is inversely proportional to his propensity to involve himself in the most bizarre situations. Well, it´s rather through his enterprises gone awry that Andrew´s best friend Roger and, later on, his children too, are in great danger. In any case, Jeff Strand will keep you guessing, trem...more
Imagine agreeing to dig up a grave because you are so desperate for money, only to find out the dead body is not dead! Then getting in way over your head trying to figure out what is going on. That is exactly what happened to our hero Andrew Mayhem. Fitting last name by the way.
I enjoyed the "mayhem" that took place in this witty book. The characters were quite original and funny in their own strange ways. The plot was fast moving with enough twists and turns to keep you guessing while you are l...more
I enjoyed the "mayhem" that took place in this witty book. The characters were quite original and funny in their own strange ways. The plot was fast moving with enough twists and turns to keep you guessing while you are l...more
sad but true: a surprisingly bland piece of work...is this really the same author who penned Dweller? the dialogue is insipid and the frequent dips into mawkish setimentality become nauseous. after reading endless descriptions about how adorable the protagonist's wife and child were, it became a real challenge not to imagine choking them both out. perhaps it is some demented labor of love for the author, or a useful exorcism that is needed in order to avoid running wildly amuck in the streets. b...more
I laughed out loud during the first half of a book - Strand can be a very funny writer, but by the second half I was laughing less and cringing more. He's an amazing writer, flawless execution keeping the action moving along quickly, and again the book is quite funny - especially in the dialogue - early on. But this is a horror novel, make no bones about it - not a spoof or satire of the genre. Some scenes were quite horrific and cringe-worthy as the puzzle the protagonist Andrew Mayhem is force...more
Absolute wickedly fun!
I've been a Jeff Strand fan for a little while now but was unsure about his horror/comedy detective series starring bumbling if well-meaning private investigator wannabe Andrew Mayhem. I needn't have worried. A rapid pace and some seriously laugh-out-loud moments (for me at least) it makes for a very enjoyable read.
If you like all the trappings of horror but with a healthy dollop of the absurd, often hilarious, then this is the book for you.
Looking forward to the next in th...more
I've been a Jeff Strand fan for a little while now but was unsure about his horror/comedy detective series starring bumbling if well-meaning private investigator wannabe Andrew Mayhem. I needn't have worried. A rapid pace and some seriously laugh-out-loud moments (for me at least) it makes for a very enjoyable read.
If you like all the trappings of horror but with a healthy dollop of the absurd, often hilarious, then this is the book for you.
Looking forward to the next in th...more
All the fan boys and girls liked Black Comedy a lot, but Bloodymary, who read it for a living, did not. Bloody hated those books that promised to maintain the balance, hated the whole damn spot. Give it up; no one knows why, and to try and figure it out is too hard a task. Although I did hear someone once mention she had a stick up her a*s.
When she received Jeff Strand's Graverobbers, she laughed with glee. She planned on burning it, and doing it publicly, for all to see. She would show all the...more
When she received Jeff Strand's Graverobbers, she laughed with glee. She planned on burning it, and doing it publicly, for all to see. She would show all the...more
Per my rule that if it doesn't capture my attention enough to read it through without putting it down for something else, this gets three stars. It was just all right for me. The humor was hit and miss, I read some reviews where they said they were laughing out loud it was so funny. Definitely not me. Most of the time I was thinking "Yeah, I see that was supposed to be funny, meh..." It was an interesting plot, but nothing here stands out as overly special.
Oct 09, 2010
Sandra
is currently reading it
I am LOVING this book. It is laugh out loud funny. I was reading it on my sony reader and couldn't stop chuckling. The guy in the next row asked what I was reading and downloaded it to his kindle right then. 20 minutes later we were both cackling and I am sure the others on the train were wondering what we were drinking.
Jul 19, 2012
Zara
added it
Laugh out loud comedy. His dialogue is entertaining and witty. His characters are beautifully flawed and there is no redemption for them. His plot is well crafted. Overall, a fantastic read that will keep you laughing for some time to come.
I really liked Strand's Dweller, which is a fantastic pulp thriller, but that book is in a whole different league than Graverobbers, which took my "willing suspension of disbelief" to previously untested extremes.
I think this was one of Strand's first novels, though, so I will definately give him another chance.
I think this was one of Strand's first novels, though, so I will definately give him another chance.
Sep 12, 2011
Misspix
rated it
2 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
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As a first book, it is good. I am sure the next books will be even better.
A lot of what I like in a book, good writing, good dialogue, likable protagonist, humor...maybe a bit too light-hearted for a murdering psychopath, but there is enough to like that if I can't find something else to read, I would pick up the next in this series.
A lot of what I like in a book, good writing, good dialogue, likable protagonist, humor...maybe a bit too light-hearted for a murdering psychopath, but there is enough to like that if I can't find something else to read, I would pick up the next in this series.
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Author of a bunch of demented books, including PRESSURE, DWELLER, A BAD DAY FOR VOODOO, WOLF HUNT, SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME, BENJAMIN'S PARASITE, FANGBOY, THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE, and lots of others. Three-time Bram Stoker Award finalist. Three-time Bram Stoker Award loser. Four-time Bram Stoker Award Master of Ceremonies.
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