false http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1168587326m/35327.jpg 35327 2 Welcome to the world of Ted L. Nancy.Some have called him inspired, some have called him a goofball, and many have wondered who Ted really is.All we know is that Ted loves to write and it shows-EXTRA NUTTY! is chock full of nut, a record of real live correspondence from America's favorite pen pal to a cross-section of this great nation.EXTRA NUTTY is bursting with all new letters showing Ted at his looniest.Take, for example, this:Dear Business Permits Dept.: I want to apply for a business permit in your fine city....I operate the SOUP SLEEP RESTAURANTS. You can either order soup or sleep. A hostess will greet you and you would say, "I'd like to sleep." She will lead you to a table where you can catch a few winks.Or this:Dear Helena Ocean Dog Licensing Dept:I will stage the play "MARK TWAIN WITH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME."....Let me know what arrangements I need to make to store my anchovie tank at your seaport.Thank you. I await large crowds.Or even this:Dear Kmart: I have invented a male underpants liner....This liner fits right in your shorts and can be thrown away after 15 weeks. I have been wearing the same pair of underwear for 105 days now and although they feel a little stretchy they are perfectly clean.Ted's unique way of looking at the world-and how the world responds to Ted's schemes--is captured here in this extra nutty, hugely hilarious collection.AUTHORBIO: Ted L. Nancy is an enthusiastic and busy citizen who lives in Thousand Oaks, California. 35262 14 6 2000 Extra Nutty! Even More Letters from a Nut! total:135|5:38|4:56|3:27|2:12|1:2| 135 521 203 13 4 1 false false Fri Sep 19 22:21:16 -0700 2008 Fri Sep 19 23:03:05 -0700 2008 0 0 false false Mon May 15 00:00:00 -0700 2006 Wed Feb 18 17:54:12 -0800 2009 Wed Feb 18 17:54:54 -0800 2009 5 0 false false Mon Oct 19 13:18:40 -0700 2009 Mon Oct 26 12:31:00 -0700 2009 3 0 false false Fri Apr 24 05:52:40 -0700 2009 Fri May 15 15:27:31 -0700 2009 3 0 false false Wed Oct 22 14:33:21 -0700 2008 Wed Oct 22 14:35:03 -0700 2008 4 0 false false Sun Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2006 Fri Feb 29 19:52:18 -0800 2008 Fri Feb 29 20:10:53 -0800 2008 Letters from a Nut ) contains the best selection of letters.]]> 5 0 false false Thu Mar 13 08:35:30 -0700 2008 Thu Mar 13 08:45:39 -0700 2008 5 0 false false Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2004 Thu Jan 17 18:27:10 -0800 2008 Thu Jan 17 18:27:43 -0800 2008 5 0 false false Sat Dec 08 11:00:15 -0800 2007 Sat Dec 08 11:00:55 -0800 2007 2 0 false false Mon Sep 15 11:28:38 -0700 2008 Mon Jun 30 13:32:46 -0700 2008 Mon Sep 15 11:28:38 -0700 2008 light reading]]> 5 0 false false Sat Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2005 Sun May 06 20:29:03 -0700 2007 Sun May 06 20:35:55 -0700 2007 2 0 false false Tue Aug 26 15:29:21 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 26 15:29:41 -0700 2008 4 0 false false Thu Jun 12 12:22:31 -0700 2008 Thu Jun 12 12:22:39 -0700 2008 0 0 false false Mon Nov 30 18:20:33 -0800 2009 Mon Nov 30 18:20:33 -0800 2009 0 0 false false Sat Nov 28 16:11:32 -0800 2009 Sat Nov 28 16:11:32 -0800 2009 3 0 false false Tue Nov 24 09:44:23 -0800 2009 Tue Nov 24 09:44:23 -0800 2009 0 0 false false Thu Nov 12 10:17:05 -0800 2009 Thu Nov 12 10:17:05 -0800 2009 0 0 false false Sun Oct 18 10:55:43 -0700 2009 Sun Oct 18 10:55:43 -0700 2009 3 0 false false Thu Oct 15 15:43:54 -0700 2009 Thu Oct 15 15:43:54 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Wed Oct 14 17:28:52 -0700 2009 Wed Oct 14 17:28:52 -0700 2009 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=35327