false 3525992 1 Don of Time is an introspective loner, desperately searching for Ms. Right in this the decade of abstinence. His inept quest for a relationship hurtles him face forward into the tumultuous world of Candy Stripper, a beautiful, vivacious, woman whose sole purpose in life is to be the center of attention. Their on-again, off-again relationship takes the reader on an emotional roller coaster ride full of highs, lows, twists, turns, but most of all, humor. Everything you could ever expect from a relationship and more... Authorbio: Emerging from the womb wearing nothing but a pair of black frame, coke bottle lens glasses, Matthew Benoit's destiny was certain to be in the rigid, field of engineering. Three published poems and thirty-five years later, he at last throws off the left-handed engineering yoke and tries his right hand at a novel, Whackers. Matt currently resides in Colorado with his two French cats. He is presently in his seventh year of contract engineering work and twentieth year of writing. S1: Don of Time is an introspective loner desperately searching for Ms. Right in this the decade of abstinence. His inept quest for a relationship hurtles him face forward into the tumultuous world of Candy Stripper, a beautiful, vivacious, woman whose sole purpose in life is to be the center of attention. 3567729 6 2 2008 Whackers total:5|5:1|4:3|3:0|2:1|1:0| 5 19 12 1 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 4 1 false Sat Jul 19 09:56:21 -0700 2008 Sat Jul 19 09:57:06 -0700 2008 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 2 0 false Sun Oct 18 06:43:48 -0700 2009 Sun Oct 18 06:43:48 -0700 2009 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 5 0 false Wed Jun 24 17:09:29 -0700 2009 Wed Jun 24 17:09:29 -0700 2009 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 0 0 false Sun May 24 08:30:42 -0700 2009 Sun May 24 08:30:42 -0700 2009 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 0 0 false Thu May 14 11:31:48 -0700 2009 Thu May 14 11:31:48 -0700 2009 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 0 0 false Mon May 04 12:57:55 -0700 2009 Mon May 04 12:57:55 -0700 2009 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 0 0 false Thu Aug 14 08:11:28 -0700 2008 Thu Aug 14 08:11:28 -0700 2008 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 0 0 false Wed Aug 06 12:59:04 -0700 2008 Wed Aug 06 12:59:09 -0700 2008 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 0 0 false Wed Aug 06 00:55:32 -0700 2008 Wed Aug 06 00:56:28 -0700 2008 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 4 0 false Thu Jul 03 18:42:29 -0700 2008 Thu Jul 03 18:42:29 -0700 2008 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 0 0 false Wed Jun 25 10:14:43 -0700 2008 Wed Jun 25 10:14:46 -0700 2008 3525992 1595269312 9781595269317 5 1 3.80 http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3525992.Whackers 4 0 false Mon Jun 23 08:48:00 -0700 2008 Mon Jun 23 08:48:00 -0700 2008 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=3525992