Gary Benchley, Rock Star
by
Paul Ford
�Before I moved to New York from Albany, I wrote out a careful, step-by-step plan: 1) Rock out; 2) No more data entry.�
Gary Benchley, recent college grad and aspiring rock star, left his dead-end life in Albany to seek his fortune in that hotbed of hipsters�Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Earnestly optimistic and completely confident in his fate, Gary writes of his trials and t
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Published
September 27th 2005
by Plume
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Way back when this was being published as a blog on TheMorningNews.org (but was a hoax) I was gobbling it up. Living in NYC myself, reading about this guys day to day ambition to ROCK!!!! I was getting a vicarious jolt as he went through the grind. Then when he signed off, writing that he had to discontinue the blog because he was offered a contract to publish it as a book, I was happy for him but dissapointed that it would no longer be a regular feature on TMN. In fact I quit frequenting TMN an...more
Very well written. I particularly enjoyed the side references & musical allusions, although they tailed off after the beginning. The book was originally a serial in http://www.themorningnews.org/, so it's not surprising that the writing changed over time.
I wondered a lot, early in the book, whether Gary was a moron or just naive and incredibly self-unaware. I have tentatively concluded that he's more of a simple soul than a simpleton (but still no genius).
I liked the very ending, but felt li...more
I wondered a lot, early in the book, whether Gary was a moron or just naive and incredibly self-unaware. I have tentatively concluded that he's more of a simple soul than a simpleton (but still no genius).
I liked the very ending, but felt li...more
A satisfying read after Paul Ford tortured everyone pretending to be Gary Benchley a few years ago on The Morning News. I really wanted to believe that he was real, incidentally, so I didn't read the book when it was first published because I was mad. Then I met Paul, and he brought these amazing G-Unit Books, and it was impossible to hold anything against such an amazing and wonderful person.
Anyway, I read this book in something like two hours. It's mostly light, very clever, and I love the cha...more
Anyway, I read this book in something like two hours. It's mostly light, very clever, and I love the cha...more
None of it was real. Realistic, sure, but definitely not real.
Some figured it out, but thousands fell for it. Regular Jane’s and Joe’s around the world, possibly the only chick drummer from Namibia, bands, literary agents, newspaper editors and more all wanted a piece of Gary Benchley.
He wasn’t real though. Gary Benchley was simply a figment of blogger/essayist Paul Ford’s imagination. A personal challenge turned into life dream realization in the form of a faux rock star occasional blog-postin...more
Some figured it out, but thousands fell for it. Regular Jane’s and Joe’s around the world, possibly the only chick drummer from Namibia, bands, literary agents, newspaper editors and more all wanted a piece of Gary Benchley.
He wasn’t real though. Gary Benchley was simply a figment of blogger/essayist Paul Ford’s imagination. A personal challenge turned into life dream realization in the form of a faux rock star occasional blog-postin...more
Hipsters, you have been skewered. This book is for those of you familiar with the Williamsburg scene circa 2004-05. There is a lot of "name dropping" of influential independent music throughout the book. So if you are well versed in that genre of music, big relatability bonus for you as you read through. Outside of that, there is a great story here. This endlessly optomistic kid is headed for greatness or bust. If you are a fan of indie music, read this and laugh out loud as I did.
A fun read. Reminds you of how difficult it is to be in a band, while everyone is pulling in different directions, maintaining jobs, lives, relationships, etc. Also a good snapshot of the Williamsburg "indie" scene circa 2004-ish - boy how things have changed (or have they)? Reads as a bit dated in that way. As other reviewers have stated, it was not written as a novel, but serialized in a newspaper, but it holds together pretty well.
I now realize why name-dropping bands left and right in fictional novels is annoying. I also now realize that rock novels aren't all that exciting. I also realize that the amount of Pitchfork name dropping must have made their heads explode. I don't know why I soldiered through this novel, but I did, and I'm no better for it.
When Bookslut included this on its list of best rock novels, I pooh-poohed it, figuring it for another load of New York hipster triumphalist bollocks. Then I found myself on the Morning News website, on which most of this originally appeared, and decided I should check it out. I hadn't laughed so hard at a piece of writing in a long time ... the kind of nervous laughter that comes from an uncomfortable truth hitting home. It's hard to aim right down the middle of the laughing-with/laughing-at di...more
Paul Ford is Gary Benchley. (Google it to see what I mean.) This novel came about by way of one helluva hoax. I was totally sucked in (as were hundreds of others). Mr. Ford is an editor for Harpers, and he's a phenomenal writer. The novel: the life and hard times of a wannabe indie rocker named Gary. The best part is when Gary has groupie sex with a woman who, on morning light, turns out to have a wooden foot, and a massive collection of "Left Behind" novels. She witnesses to Gary, over their aw...more
It's quite refreshing when a hipster decides to be transparent about his hip world, takes it all with a sense of humor. This is the story of a modern day 20-something in uber-cool Brooklynn set to be an Indie-rock super star. Though the initial success came a little faster than in reality, the author really got it right what it's like on the inside of being in a small-time band - band mates, managers, labels, tours, groupies. Cool, cool stuff.
This wasn't a bad book but for some reason I wasn't very gung-ho about picking it up and reading. Based on a fictional character that moves to NYC and wants to start a band. Originally was a newspaper column written by the author but everyone thought it was written by the title character and that he was a real person. Some bits are funny. I probably would rather give it 2 1/2 stars if I could.
This was just an ok book. The story was mildly interesting, but the references to Internet and blogging stuff ruined some of it for me. I also felt like certain things were thrown in without proper build-up or explanation, and the main character didn't feel consistent to me. It wasn't a total waste of time, but it wasn't as good as I thought it might be.
Other people might not think it's fluff, but I thought it would go well with Peanut butter, thus the fluff. A cute book about rocking out. Also, I love his appropriation of band names as descriptors--i.e. "That's so Train" for when something is really terrible, because the band Train is definitely the opposite of rocking.
this is a cute funny quick read about a young man who moves to new York with dreams of becoming and indie rock star. Easier said than done. Between his emotionally distant girlfriend, his willingness to do ANYTHING to make it, and cool indie song references, this book with make you laugh and keep you entertained.
Oct 10, 2007
Damion
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I got this book because I thought I wouldn't like it. Turns out liked it...a lot.
Jul 10, 2008
Patrick
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hilarious
Apr 07, 2013
Andrea
marked it as to-read
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