A Dirty Job: A Novel

by Christopher Moore
A Dirty Job: A Novel  
published March 21st 2006 by William Morrow
first published 2007
binding Hardcover
isbn 0060590270   (isbn13: 9780060590277)
pages 400
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Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy. A little hapless, somewhat neurotic, sort of a hypochondriac. He's what's known as a Beta Male: the kind of ...more

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Chris
Chris rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
02/09/08

bookshelves: fantasy
Read in June, 2006
What is that, you might ask? Well, in Moore's words:

"When Alpha Males set out to conquer neighboring tribes, to count coups and take heads, Beta Males could see in advance that in the event of victory, the influx of female slaves was going to leave a surplus of mateless women cast out for younger trophy models, with nothing to do but salt down the heads and file the uncounted coups, and some would find solace in the arms of any Beta Male smart enough to survive.... The world is led by A...more
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Kristen
Kristen rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
07/07/08

bookshelves: comedy
Read in July, 2008
What are the guys that aren’t Alpha Males? Why they are Beta Males of course! Charlie Asher is the quintessential Beta Male… amazed and terrified by women, passive aggressive, and perpetually panicking over his hyperactive imagination. Poor Charlie loses his wife during childbirth and is left a single dad to raise Sophie. Unfortunately for Charlie, he also acquired a new profession as his wife passed away. Charlie has become death, no not the death with the big D, more like the Santa’...more
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JG
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07/23/08

bookshelves: fantasy, fiction, humor
Read in July, 2008
Charlie Asher is your average Beta Male. He owns a second-hand shop in San Francisco and rents out the apartments in the rest of the building to some kooky tenants. He has somehow managed to win the heart of beautiful Rachel and she has just given birth to their daughter Sophie when the book begins. Charlie can't believe his luck, and, with typical Beta Male imagination, believes that Sophie has eleven toes or a tail or something--good things just don't happen for Beta Males. After So...more
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Shan
06/26/08

Let me preface this by saying I LOVE Christopher Moore. L-O-V-E. If he wrote a grocery list, I'd read it rapturously. This book (along with Lamb, which I will also review shortly) is one of my absolute favorites of his. "A Dirty Job" may be his funniest, wittiest book yet (although "Lamb" is pretty close....). This book has the average Beta male, Charlie Asher, his dead wife, their newborn daughter, little old Asian and Russian babysitters, a jailbait goth girl store cler...more
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Marty
08/21/07

Read in August, 2007
recommends it for: avant-garde humorists
More to come later ... but for now:

If you're familiar with Christopher Moore's work - particularly some of his earlier novels - then you'll recognize the style of this story immediately. His penchant for having subtle cross-overs continues here as some characters from "Blood-sucking Fiends" make an appearance. But that's not the good part. The good part is Moore's irreverent humor as he tackles the battle between good and evil in his trademark off-kilter way.

Charlie -...more
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Natalie
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08/16/07

bookshelves: alltimebests
Read in May, 2006
If you should ever wake up and find that you have become the main character in a Christopher Moore novel, do whatever it takes to get yourself out of there quickly. So far the protagonists of his stories have been beset by Zombie Santas, swallowed by whales, exiled to cannibal-infested islands in the tropics, and more recently, discovered they are Merchants of Death. So begins Christopher Moore's "A Dirty Job," where life is full of promise for Charlie Asher, a well meaning if overly c...more
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Mike
Mike rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
04/26/08

bookshelves: comedic-fantasy-non-discworld-, urban-fantasy
Read in April, 2008
recommends it for: Joe, fans of Christopher Moore,
Wow, last time I tried reading this I stopped on literally the page before all the cool stuff starts happening. Literally. If all the cool stuff starts happening on page 32, I stopped reading on page 31. I don't know why but I just couldn't get into the book the last time, but this time I refreshed myself as to what was happening and jumped back into the book and HOLY CRAP Giant Crow Attack on page 32!(this is possible page 32, not literal page 32. I don't know when the crows turn against our he...more
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Kim
Kim marked it as to-read
01/12/08

bookshelves: to-read
goodbooks review:
"Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy. A little hapless, somewhat neurotic, sort of a hypochondriac. He's what's known as a Beta Male: the kind of fellow who makes his way through life by being careful and constant -- you know, the one who's always there to pick up the pieces when the girl gets dumped by the bigger/taller/stronger Alpha Male.

But Charlie's been lucky. He owns a building in the heart of San Francisco, and runs a secondhand store with the help of a coup...more
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Mark
Mark rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
04/21/08

bookshelves: recentlyread
Read in April, 2008
My first encounter with Christopher Moore but not my last. Pretty consistently funny throughout, and I often find comedy wears thin after a while. In this gothic comedy (if that's a subgenre), a doofus--Moore's label of choice is "beta male"--a nice guy who's normally passive, nerdy, kind of hypochondriacal, not a little naive--accidentally becomes Death, or, rather, one among many agents or "death merchants" whose job it is to collect the "soul vessels" of the ne...more
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Wayne
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04/17/08

bookshelves: fiction
Read in July, 2007
Never do I laugh out loud more often during a novel than when I am reading Christopher Moore. Nobody does "dark humor" better. In A Dirty Job Charlie Asher has spent his entire life as a beta male, always living in the shadow of the alpha male. Despite his hypochondria, constant worrying, and general nerdiness Charlie has managed to wed a beautiful woman who loves him. Unfortunately she dies of a rare complication following childbirth and Charlie is left raising his daughter alone.
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Debbiezb
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07/26/08

Read in June, 2008
Okay. Maybe this gets classified as "a guilty pleasure," but I find this book to be, beneath all the crude humor, the obscene number of obscenities and the sheer absurdity of the plot, a surprisingly wise examination of both death and vocation. This was my second read of this book. It and Lamb_ are my favorite Moore novels. . . that reminds me, gotta dig Lamb out of the closet...

What I enjoy about reading Moore's books is that they contain so much buried treasure ....the ...more
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Geordie
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09/07/07

Read in September, 2007
recommends it for: people who liked 40 yr old virgin and dick jokes
SUMMARY: funny dialogue. great premise. filled with plot leaks, story holes, and characters who start off strong and end weak.

The book started off with great premise: for some unknown reason a guy assumes the office/duties of DEATH. It was reminiscent of "On a Pale Horse" by Piers Anthony. It's hilarious for the first 2 sections. It reads like an action screenplay. I pictured Paul Rudd (40 year old virgin) as the main character, Asher. All was well and then the book tanked in sec...more
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Melissa
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07/03/08

Has a copy to sell/swap — Read in June, 2008
I am feeing generous so I am giving four stars, as I really enjoyed most of the book. It's not my usual genre - I gave up books about monsters and demons and things that go bump in the night many years ago. This isn't typical Stephen King or Dean Koontz or even Anne Rice, though, and its plentiful dark humor appealed to my more offbeat side.

The book is liberally sprinkled with profanity and sexual references, but nothing outside the mainstream. I only notice it because I generally avoid it....more
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Elizabeth
Elizabeth rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
01/18/08

Read in January, 2008
This book was great, very funny, a little strange... actually it had a higher than average "oddness factor" to it, but it was still very good. If you liked You Suck I think you would like this. I'm not sure if the author was trying to have a "twist ending" or if it was just irony that the reader could see the ending coming LONG before the characters. I thought the final battle was great, but final page and epilouge? They d...more
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Susan
Susan rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
07/11/08

bookshelves: fiction-adult
recommends it for: Readers of Douglas Adams and Tom Robbins
Moore's particular brand of wry humor couldn't be applied to a more appropriate subject than the biggest cosmic joke of all: Death. Charlie Asher, a poster boy for Beta Males everywhere, simultaneously falls into the unlikely side profession of death dealing and the difficult position of being a single dad. Similar to other Moore books, A Dirty Job features a mixed bag of blatant caricatures and more complex characters whose personal philosophies and ethics are so ambiguous that readers may neve...more
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Stacey
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07/18/08

Read in July, 2008
Hilarious in a wacky, random, TV-Buffy way (also very similar schtick as Reaper on the CW, which I think me and seven other people watch). It is admittedly juvenile at times; Moore still counts on you, reader, to find pee and boobies hysterical. But overall this is a smart, fun, and easy read. If you enjoy some good gallows humor and aren't too concerned about the logic behind soul transference through used CDs (wha??), this is your bag, baby.
I am really amused by the way this author blen...more
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Dave
Dave rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
02/07/08

Read in February, 2008
recommends it for: readers who enjoy satire and dark humor
Christopher Moore has a gift, in my opinion, for blending zany humor with the macabre and metaphysical. This book reminded me of the short-lived, but beloved by some, HBO TV series 'Dead Like Me' with some serious twists including mystery, mistrust, malevolent beings and pure zaniness. While clearly fantastic, the human characters were believable and interesting. The protagonist was likable and pitiable and disquietingly familiar. I laughed out loud at several passages but I was also engaged b...more
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Sherrie
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07/17/07

bookshelves: 2006booklist, myfavorites
Read in April, 2006
recommends it for: people who love the fantastic!
A favorite author and a really fun book! Exactly what I expect from Mr. Moore! (The same guy who wrote about Jesus and his best friend Biff in “Lamb” so you can pretty much tell who we’re dealing with here.) Charlie’s wife, Rachel, dies giving birth to their daughter, Sophie. A shadowy figure is seen stealing the wife’s favorite CD. The shadowy figure is actually a Death Merchant coming to collect Rachel’s soul…which is inhabiting the CD. Charlie is tapped to become the next...more