The Twits

by Roald Dahl
The Twits  
published 2004 by Puffin Books
first published 1981
binding Paperback
isbn 0141318309   (isbn13: 9780141318301)
pages 96
description Mr. and Mrs. Twit hate everything, including their trained monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, who now want revenge.
date added
01-08-07



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Cheslie
Cheslie rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
05/10/08

i finished reading this book a few weeks ago, and then read it again last night (it is only like seventy something pages). i found that i STILL couldn't stop laughing hysterically.
i enjoy reading children's books more than any other genre. i find now that i'm leaving my childhood years behind me, and that i'm losing my creative sparks...in some ways more than others.
the only way that i let my mind flow freely with creative thoughts...is in paranoia, but not of anything that you would find ...more
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Linda
Linda rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
02/01/08

Read in January, 2000
I got to read all these when the boys were starting to read chapter books. I had read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when I was young, but never knew of Dahl's other books. Of the ones I did read the Twits was my favorite. I loved the bickering couple who are out to do away with each other. I loved it when Mrs. Twit made a dinner of worms for her husband and the descriptions of what Mr. Twit looked like and how he plowed through the plate of worms only to discover they were worms at the e...more
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Tori
Tori rated it: 3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars
02/21/08

Read in November, 2007
recommended to Tori by: Numerous friends
recommends it for: 1-4th grade-ish
To give this book anything less than thr stars would be flaming, and you can't flame a classic, ;) How did I go twelve years of my life without reading this? I don't know, but all of my friends read it in like, 2nd grade, so I gave it try, just for fun. I loved the first few chapters when they described Mr. and Mrs. Twit, and the monkeys and birds were funny, but the book was only "cute", maybe if I'd read it back in 2nd grade like everyone else it would've been more appealing to me, t
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Hannah
Hannah rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
07/02/08

Read in November, 2007
recommended to Hannah by: I did
recommends it for: people who like funny books
It was a very funny book about these mean couples who hated happiness and every sunday Mr . Twit would always put super sticky glue on there hideous dead tree. On Wednesday Mrs . Twit would collect everything that got stuck and would make bird pie or squirrel stew and if they were lucky they would get to have kid ears and kid toes stir fry (not really kid ears and toes )I really enjoyed this book. (P.S. this book also has dancing monkeys and very unlikely
stupid diseases.

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nicole
06/20/08

bookshelves: 7up, dahl
Read in June, 2008
Liked the first half more than the second. I find I don't really like reading about animals. First half was absolutely disgusting, especially the stuff about Mr. Twit's beard and all of the food stuck in it... especially when you read it and then consult the diagram. UGhggghhhhh. Nauseating.

This book, though, is a total rebel in the world of children's lit. It might be considered gross and mean but the thing is, the twits ARE gross and mean. I like that Dahl writes
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Daryl
05/22/08

Read in May, 2008
Roald Dahl seems to follow the same formula in all of his writing.

There was one little idea in the story that I liked. It was the idea that the things you think about affect your physical appearance. Or in the case of Mrs. Twit, “If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face.” You become what you think about, both in actions and appearance. Interesting. I believe that it is an idea worthy of consideration.
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Jenn
Jenn rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
03/20/07

bookshelves: faves
Read in April, 1991
I don't think Roald Dahl is given enough credit for his talent, and this is one of his best works. I haven't read it in ages, but I remember it as a pure pleasure. His trademark is creating disgusting, loathsome characters that you love to hate, and then bringing them down by the end of the story, usually at the hands of some clever child who is pure of heart. His adult short stories are a good deal darker, but still wonderful.
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Allison
bookshelves: roald-dahl
recommends it for: Kids
I've read Roald Dahl's books probably about 5 times each. They are primarily for kids, but I even picked them up and read them again just this last summer. You should experience him at least once in your lifetime. They all have a twist in the end and are brilliantly original and creative.

Do your kids a favor and don't deprive them of Roald Dahl's great storytelling talents.
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Devon
03/06/08

Read in March, 2008
recommends it for: probably no one.
I like Roald Dahl, but occasionally his stories are a little too... too... too violent and edgy (?!) for me. That's probably not the words I mean, considering that his books are regarded as childrens' literature, but at any rate:

This is maybe my least favorite of Dahl's works, is all. And it is really just a short story, illustrated and bound up to be a novel of sorts.
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Hailey
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11/26/07

recommends it for: Everyone!
I loved this book the beginning chapters are so wonderful. Mr. and Mrs. Twit are two ugly, smelly, nasty people, who spend their lives playing nasty tricks on each other. Mrs Twit is the wife of Mr Twit. She, unlike her husband, was once very attractive. However, she had many ugly thoughts, and thus quickly transformed into the ugliest woman in the world.
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Laney
Laney rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
02/26/08

bookshelves: children, fantasy, humorous
Read in January, 2001
recommended to Laney by: every kid in my class who's read it
recommends it for: children in grades 2-6
I love this book, and so do the children. One child will pick this short book up at the beginning of the year, and I will watch it slowly circle around the room, children tittering about it while they are supposed to be working.

The book is about an old married couple who like to play tricks on one another, with hilarious results. I highly recommend it.
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Jessica
Jessica rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
01/23/08

Read in January, 1996
recommends it for: Children
As any of Roald Dahl's mini works of genious, The Twits is a fanatastic book for children. It was one of my favourites as a child, taking joy especially in the gruesome end to Mr and Mrs Twit. It is timeless, and if I ever have children when I'm older, I know I will still find pleasure in reading it to them. Hopefully they will enjoy it as much as me.
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Lani
Lani rated it: 3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars
11/26/07

bookshelves: kids
This was required reading at one of my elementary schools, and at the time I remember being frustrated that of ALL of his books we had to read this one. Though The Twits are a great exercise in character depiction, I never really liked the book much. Beyond exploring just how despicable the title characters are... there just isn't much there.
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Sian
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06/23/08

Read in November, 2005
recommended to Sian by: No one
recommends it for: Roald Dahl Fans
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Chrissy
recommends it for: everyone
Classic Dahl. The Twits are horrible, terrible, awful, ugly people. But after eating bird pie every Wednesday and making their poor pet monkeys walk upside one too many times, they get what's coming to them. Muggle-Wump and his monkey family and the Roly Poly bird from Africa find the perfect pay back for the Twits.
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Dani
Dani rated it: 3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars
02/23/08

bookshelves: childhood
Read in January, 1992
recommends it for: people with a sense of humor, children (7-10)
I picked this book as a kid because it was short. Pretty much it's about this angry couple who is just horrible to everyone... even each other. So the spend majority of their time trying to dup the other one and the stunts they pull is hilarious. It was entertaining and very silly so I'm sure any child would like it.
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Rachael
Rachael rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
07/25/08

since re-reading james and the giant peach i went down memory lane and re-read this one as well as charlie and the chocolate factory but this one was by far my favorite. i mean who doesn't love a couple of old turds playing tricks on one another. it always puts a smile on my face when ever i think about them.
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Halleluwah
Halleluwah rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
05/23/08

Read in October, 1989
recommended to Halleluwah by: My mum
recommends it for: Anyone with a sense of humour
The first proper book i remember reading, I'm happy to say i've not picked it up since. All I have of it, are those early childhood imaginative memories..yeehaa. Possibly my favourite characters ever from a book..and from what I remember, the funniest..In fact, this is probably my favourite book ever.



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Megan
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12/14/07

bookshelves: juvenile-fiction
I read this a long time ago and loved it! A married couple hates each other and plays nasty pranks on each other, and they also keep a bunch of monkeys trapped in a cage. I remember Mr. Twit carefully adding slivers of wood to the bottom of Mrs. Twit's chair every night to make her think she was shrinking.
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Drew
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07/24/07

bookshelves: kids
Read in January, 1989
recommends it for: laughers
Roald Dahl's most laugh out loud book. Everything in this book is a gem because as a kid, you are repulsed by some people in life. And the Twits are incredibly repulsive in that they not only hate people and animals. They hate each other. It's like the old comic strip "The Lockhorns," only less sad.
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