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    <body><![CDATA[A hodgepodge, but a fun one. Highlights include &quot;Wasteland&quot; the musical, a reimagining of an episode of Batman, and of course, every illustrated collage piece. Still, probably for diehard Barthelme fans only.]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[Don B.!!! The big standouts here for me were the recipes, weird jottings about the President, and other stuff that feels like it came directly from the author's Moleskine notebook with no edits whatsoever. One essay about the Ed Sullivan Show made me laugh aloud at every sentence, the way only Barth...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/13886892">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[Probably not the place to go to start reading Bartheleme, which is what I did. There were a few pieces I liked, but I never was able to finish it. ]]></body>
    
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    <![CDATA[A hypothetical episode of Batman hilariously slowed down to soap-opera speed. A game of baseball as played by T.S. Eliot and Wilem &quot;Big Ball&quot; de Kooning.  A recipe suitable for feeding sixty park-enamored celebrants at one's daughter's wedding. An outlandishly illustrated account of a scientific quest for God. These astonishing tropes of the imagination could only have been generated by Donald Barthelme, who, until his death in 1989, more or less goosed American letters into taking a quantum leap. Now sixty-three of Barthelme's rare or previously uncollected shorter works--including satires and fables, plays for stage and radio, and collages--have been assembled in a single volume. Gleeful, melancholy, erudite, and wonderfully subversive, <strong>The Teachings of Don B.</strong> is a literary testament cum time bomb, with the power to blast any reader into an altered state of consciousness.<br/><br/><br/><br/>&quot;Barthelme happens to be one of a handful of American authors, there to make the rest of us look bad, who know instinctively how to stash the merchandise, bamboozle the inspectors, and smuggle their nocturnal contraband right on past the checkpoints of daylight 'reality.'&quot;--Thomas Pynchon, from the Introduction]]>
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    <body><![CDATA[Despite what the wonderful introduction by Thomas Pynchon claims, this is not 'vintage Barthelismo.' There are some choice odds and sods - including dynamite recipes - for the delectation of fans, but the curious should start with '60 Stories.' ]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[This was a posthumous release, and while it's got some great stories in it, it somehow doesn't quite have the magic-lyrical quality that some of his other story collections do.  Enjoyed and recommended nevertheless.]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[previously uncollected stuff.  This may be OOP now.  It's got a great, lengthy intro written by Pynchon, in his inimitable style.<br/><br/>The first, I believe eponymously-titled, story is a hoot, as are the 'recipes'.]]></body>
    
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