false 3047479 1 People have been predicting the end of the world since...well, the beginning of it. Oh, the form it takes may vary--firestorm, earthquake, plague, new ice age, alien invasion, nuclear cloud, or the rise of our machines--but everyone who survives will be starting over at Square One. Your needs won't be that different from today's: food, shelter, work, finances, relationships, 24-hour cable.... But you'll have more raw materials to deal with. <I>Apocalypse How</I> is the humorous how-to-guide to living your best life possible (after the Apocalypse renders your current quality of life null and void.) Organized like a travel or lifestyle guide, the book tells you all you need to know in order to fend off zombies, forge for non-radioactive food, and make the most of your new dwelling (while ignoring the ash outline of its previous occupants on the far wall.) <P> This handy volume includes such essential sections as: <P> * What to Expect When We're Exploding <BR> * Before We Blow: Your Essential To-Hoard List <BR> * Should You Stay or Should You Flee? Questionnaire <BR> * Sex, Love, and Dating: What if You Are the Last Man on Earth? <BR> * The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Petty Tyrants <BR> * The Apocalyptic Aptitude Test <P> <I>Apocalypse How</I> is guaranteed to be of use in the world to come. It also makes a handy defense weapon if thrown, and firestarter if needed. 3078270 12 5 2008 Apocalypse How: Turn the End-Times into the Best of Times! total:20|5:4|4:9|3:6|2:1| 20 76 58 2 4 0 false false Thu Feb 05 05:59:23 -0800 2009 Thu Feb 05 06:00:25 -0800 2009 Who honestly goes on goodreads unless forced....]]> 3 0 false false Sun Oct 19 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Tue Sep 30 14:15:05 -0700 2008 Sun Oct 19 22:41:44 -0700 2008 1 0 0 false false Tue Oct 27 14:19:19 -0700 2009 Tue Oct 27 14:19:19 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Sat Oct 24 19:46:13 -0700 2009 Sat Oct 24 19:46:13 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Fri Oct 09 19:50:25 -0700 2009 Tue Oct 27 14:40:29 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Tue Jul 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Wed Sep 30 09:46:58 -0700 2009 Wed Sep 30 09:47:58 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Wed Sep 23 18:50:39 -0700 2009 Wed Sep 23 18:50:39 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Sat Sep 19 15:18:57 -0700 2009 Sat Sep 19 15:18:57 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Thu Aug 27 20:13:30 -0700 2009 Thu Aug 27 20:13:30 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Sun Aug 09 18:00:57 -0700 2009 Sun Aug 09 18:00:57 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Tue Aug 04 10:06:28 -0700 2009 Tue Aug 04 10:06:28 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Fri Jul 31 01:42:57 -0700 2009 Fri Jul 31 01:42:57 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Sun Jul 19 18:00:14 -0700 2009 Sun Jul 19 18:00:14 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Sun Jun 21 07:50:24 -0700 2009 Sun Jun 21 07:50:24 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Thu Jun 04 08:47:02 -0700 2009 Thu Jun 04 08:47:02 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Fri May 22 11:07:34 -0700 2009 Fri May 22 11:07:34 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Sat May 16 22:38:23 -0700 2009 Sat May 16 22:38:23 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Wed May 13 13:09:46 -0700 2009 Sun Jul 19 00:29:55 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Mon May 04 13:58:22 -0700 2009 Mon May 04 13:58:22 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Mon May 04 07:36:02 -0700 2009 Mon May 04 07:36:02 -0700 2009 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=3047479