false 300889 1 Anything but boring, the creator of Jay and Silent Bob shares his x-rated thoughts in his diary, telling all in his usual candid, heartfelt and irreverent way!<br><br>Lewd, crude and hilariously rude, Kevin Smith pulls no punches in this hard-hitting, in-your-face exposé of, er, his rather dull and uneventful life&#8230; well, not always dull. In between watching his TiVo, he manages to make and release <i>Clerks II</i>, relate the story of his partner-in-crime Jason Mewes&#8217; heroin addiction, get a tattoo, serve on a jury... and get caught stealing donuts from Burt Reynolds<br><br>Thrown in are his views on the perils of strip clubs, the drawback of threesomes, the pain of anal fissures, his love-affair with <i>Star Wars</i> and so much more! <i>Adults Only!</i> 291958 book 10 10 2007 My Boring-Ass Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith total:362|5:76|4:124|3:108|2:38|1:16| 362 1292 690 97 4 3 true false Sat Dec 01 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Mon Dec 31 01:40:54 -0800 2007 Mon Dec 31 02:43:12 -0800 2007 more...]]> 4 1 false false Tue Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Tue Jan 22 14:27:04 -0800 2008 Mon Mar 31 20:40:37 -0700 2008
gotten a bit farther into this, and damn if it ain't really repetati...more...]]> 4 0 false false Fri Jan 02 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Fri Jan 02 10:51:56 -0800 2009 Fri Jan 02 11:11:28 -0800 2009 1 more...]]> 1 2 false false Mon Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Tue Nov 06 11:51:22 -0800 2007 Sun Dec 09 19:44:34 -0800 2007
I guess its supposed to get into how he helped Jay get over his heroin...more...]]> 2 0 false false Sat Aug 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Fri Aug 28 19:57:37 -0700 2009 Sat Sep 12 15:28:56 -0700 2009 more...]]> 3 2 false false Mon Dec 22 08:37:46 -0800 2008 Fri Apr 17 11:20:17 -0700 2009 more...]]> 4 0 false false Sun Feb 01 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Thu Jan 29 21:21:05 -0800 2009 Wed Feb 11 19:48:50 -0800 2009 What I ended up getting out of this book is that despite all the lounging the man does, and the insane number of people who are in a...more...]]> 5 1 true false Sun Apr 05 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Tue Apr 21 09:55:17 -0700 2009 Tue Apr 21 10:01:57 -0700 2009
Some of the better stories (in my opinion) in...more...]]> 5 1 false false Tue Jun 16 20:31:53 -0700 2009 Tue Jun 16 20:34:22 -0700 2009 more...]]> 5 0 false false Wed Oct 07 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Thu Jul 16 22:12:53 -0700 2009 Sat Oct 10 03:32:23 -0700 2009 more...]]> 5 0 false false Mon Jul 13 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Thu Dec 11 07:01:30 -0800 2008 Fri Jul 24 23:15:40 -0700 2009
That being said, when I got arou...more...]]> 3 0 false false Tue Aug 19 18:57:36 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 19 19:04:58 -0700 2008 more...]]> 4 0 false false Wed Jul 16 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Wed Jul 16 01:01:32 -0700 2008 Wed Jul 16 01:40:48 -0700 2008 The book is a collection of the the regular updates to his message board.

So far so good: Kevin Smith's life isn't that boring (unsurprisingly, being stuffed with 'celebs'and played out in the exciting world of film-...more...]]> 4 0 false false Thu May 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sun Apr 06 14:40:12 -0700 2008 Wed Jun 25 14:23:16 -0700 2008 Clerks II...more...]]> 4 0 false true Fri Apr 04 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Thu Feb 28 11:05:50 -0800 2008 Fri Apr 04 16:47:36 -0700 2008
not to spoil the read for ya...but kevin spends nearly every day waking up, checking email while shitting, buying new DVDs (on tuesdays), screwing his wife, playing with his kid, playing...more...]]> 4 0 false false Tue Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sun Aug 02 09:26:19 -0700 2009 Sun Aug 02 09:34:39 -0700 2009
As with Silent Bob Speaks, this book is written in a similar crass, and in your face manner that is not for the easily offen...more...]]> 3 0 false false Fri May 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Sun May 03 15:27:26 -0700 2009 Sun May 10 09:26:34 -0700 2009 more...]]> 3 0 false false Tue Jun 10 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sat Feb 02 19:06:02 -0800 2008 Wed Jun 11 07:28:49 -0700 2008 more...]]> 5 0 false false Wed Aug 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Tue Aug 18 14:34:00 -0700 2009 Tue Aug 18 20:16:27 -0700 2009 1 more...]]> 2 0 false false Fri Jun 20 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Mon Dec 31 11:53:18 -0800 2007 Fri Jun 20 12:08:22 -0700 2008
In between discussions of his bathroom habits an...more...]]>